Chapter Seventy-Two: The Devourer Is Actually a Cute Girl?!
With a "plop", Li Gan threw the devouring monster into his toilet. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Wow, master, what are you going to do?!"
The Devourer struggled to float in the toilet bowl - Li Gan's toilet was clean, it looked like it had just been bought, and of course his toilet had been in use for several years.
Li Gan didn't speak, he directly pressed the toilet to flush the water, and the devouring monster was sucked down by the whirlpool, but because it pulled the toilet seat with its white tentacles, it was not washed away by the rushing tap water.
The Devourer floats out of the toilet bowl and spits out a first-class column of water from its mouth.
"Master, ...... are you?!"
Li Gan couldn't help but say that he pressed the flush button with his index finger again, and the devourer was sucked away by the whirlpool again, but its tentacles were as elastic as elastic bands, so it turned around in the hole in the toilet bowl and came back.
"The host ......"
As soon as the devouring monster spoke, Li Gan pressed the flush button again. At this time, there was a knock on the door outside the bathroom.
"What are you doing, Xiao Qian?" It was Li Gan's mother who was talking, "Why do you keep flushing the toilet?" ”
"Oh, I just finished the tuba and the toilet is blocked." Li Gan opened his eyes and said nonsense.
"Well, just flushing won't work." The mother said, "Do you see that leather kick on the side of the toilet?" ”
Li Gan's gaze moved slightly to the side, and he saw a wooden handle, with a red hemispherical plastic object stuck in the front.
"See."
Li Gan picked up the leather kick and stabbed it at the devouring monster in the toilet.
"Uh-huh......!" The Devourer struggled under the leather kick, "Master, don't make trouble......! ”
"Didn't you let me ravage you?" Li Qian pretended to be serious and said, "I'm fulfilling your wishes." ”
"I'm saying let you use me! It's not down the toilet! The Devourer said under the leather kick.
"Oh."
Li Gan took out the leather kick, and he had been holding back his laughter, but he still laughed out loud.
"Hahahaha~!"
Looking at the embarrassed appearance of the devouring monster floating in the toilet, Li Qian laughed so hard that he couldn't do it. If it weren't for the white ribbon-like tentacles stretched out of its soul binding body, it would simply be a lump of Xiang that couldn't go down.
"Master, do you have an opinion about me?" The Devourer asked cautiously.
"Nope." Li Gan's eyes widened and he replied, "Why are you asking me this?" ”
"Because since I was caught by the master, every time I was summoned out, the master was not happy." Lust Bound sighed, "Although I have done too much to my master before, I really want to be a ghost of my master." But I don't know why, I always make the owner unhappy, I really envy the black boy, the relationship with the owner is so good......"
Desire-bound souls suddenly took all the tentacles back.
"If this pleases the master, then please wash me down the drain."
After listening to the words of wanting to bind the soul, Li Qian did not speak for a long time.
His behavior just now was just a prank, but he didn't expect to make the desire to bind the soul have such an idea.
"I didn't really want to wash you away." Li Gan fished it out of the toilet, "I'm sorry, I overdid it as a joke." ”
"I know the master doesn't like me." I want to bind my soul and hide in my shell and say, "I'm so ugly, and I don't have much combat power......
"Hey, in fact, I've never thought you're ugly, I just think your personality is a little unbearable." Li Qian told the truth.
"Yes...... "It took a lot of courage to say it." Actually, master, I wasn't like that before......"
"What were you like before?" Li Qian said as he took the devourer to the sink and turned on the faucet.
"At least not as ugly as it is now." I wanted to bind my soul and whispered in my shell, "Because I have to dig treasures every day, I have become the dirty appearance I am now." Because it was so dirty, I wrapped myself up with 'ghost silk'. ”
"Wouldn't it be okay to wash it well if it's dirty?"
Li Gan washed with water while breaking off the filth on the devouring monster's shell with his hands.
"What is 'ghost silk'?" As long as Li Qian encounters something he doesn't know, he must ask to understand.
"'Ghost silk' is something made by ghosts with a strong yin energy, and is usually used to block the entrance of the cave and shield from the wind and cold." The Devourer said, "There are many things that look like spider webs that are commonly seen in places where ghosts frequent, and even spiders don't come to places where the yin qi is too heavy. ”
"I see." Li Qian nodded.
Feeling that he couldn't clean up the Devourer with his hands alone, he pulled out a plastic brush for his shoes from the cabinet under the sink.
"This might be a little painful." Li Gan held up the shoe brush and said, "The mud on your body is too hard." ”
"That's not mud, it's 'dirt.'" Soul Binding said, "'Filthy soil' is muddy in the netherworld, and it will quickly harden as soon as it reaches the yang realm, just like ceramics. It's easy to clean up when you first come out of the dirt, but none of my previous owners would have done that. ”
"You still have a master before?" It was the first time Li Gan had heard of it, "Why don't they bathe you?" ”
"Because I have to dig treasure every day, it's troublesome to wash it often, so ......"
"Every time you come back from digging treasure from the netherworld in the future, I will wash you." Li Qian said seriously.
The Devourer was stunned. "Huh? But it's a hassle......"
"If you wash it often, it's not a hassle at all." Li Qian said, "It's because I don't wash it that I get so dirty." ”
"Yes......"
Li Gan brushed vigorously for a long time, but he didn't see much of the shell turned into filthy soil.
"Why can't this be brushed off......" Li Gan was depressed. Accidentally, his hand was punctured by a spike in the dirt.
"I'll go, and let my brother see red."
He hurriedly put down the brush, unscrewed the faucet, and rinsed the wound with cold water, and the blood that washed down fell on the devouring monster, and Li Gan didn't pay attention. When he finished flushing, he cleaned up the Devourer, and found that the mud shell had actually softened this time, and he came down with his hands.
"Huh? Odd. Li Qian didn't know what kind of chemical reaction had just happened, "It wasn't like this just now." ”
After completely removing the filthy mud from the devouring monster's body, Li Gan was stunned by the true face revealed.
It turns out that its shell is not a poop at all, but a multi-treasure snail overflowing with rainbow colors.
"So you're so beautiful......" Li Gan gently stroked the Duobao conch with his hand.
"It's just, it's just that the shell looks good~" I want to bind my soul in the multi-treasure snail said embarrassedly.
"And what do you look like when you're not pestering ghosts?" Li Qian was curious.
"Lord, master, do you want to see it?" Duobao snail trembled.
"Well, I want to see it."
"Then, I'll show it to my master."
The Desire Binding Soul came out of the Duobao snail, and the bandages on his body began to slowly loosen.
As the white bandage gradually untied, the true face of the soul bound was also revealed in front of Li Gan - snow-white skin, small nose, watery eyes, shiny black hair, and glass-like fragile slender arms hugged in front of his chest, blocking the small breasts that were not fully developed.
After the desire to bind the soul completely removed the ghost silk on his body, Li Qian was dumbfounded.
Because what is standing in front of him now is a cute and cute girl! And I haven't got my clothes on yet!
"Lord, master?"
Seeing Li Gan staring at it with Chi Guoguo's gaze, no, it should be her, he blushed shyly when he wanted to bind his soul.
"Yes, am I not good-looking?"
What's not pretty?! It's like watching a pocket girl's movie! No, it should be live!
If it weren't for the fact that ordinary people couldn't see ghosts, he really wanted to make a video of this picture and post it on the Internet. He had all the names in mind, and it was called "The First Night of the Pocket Conch Girl".
Li Gan just touched her soul-bound face with her fingers, and she let out an unbearable "mmmmmm" sound.
"Lord, master, don't do this......"
I'll go, it's just no one......
Listening to that delicate voice, Li Gan's nosebleeds flowed out. The bright red dripped on the body of the multi-treasure snail girl, and she was so frightened that she immediately retracted into her shell.
"What's wrong?!" Li Gan wiped his nose.
"Nosebleed~" Meng Meng said, "The master's nosebleed is so terrible~"
What?! Li Qian looked at his hand puzzled. Are goblins afraid of nosebleeds? After that, it's feasible to catch ghosts.,Just call out the desire to bind the soul a few times.,Turn on the nosebleed attack and it's KO.。
That's...... Unscrewed the faucet and flushed his hand, Li Gan felt that his brain was so big that it was boundless.
"Alright, you can come out." Li Qian knocked on Duobao Luo, "I don't flow anymore." ”
"Oh~"
The girlish lust bound soul came out of it, and the innocent appearance of covering his chest and opening his big eyes made his blood surge. finally held back the nosebleed, and Li Gan's eyes looked at the lower body that wanted to bind his soul. I saw that her lower body was white and jade-colored soft like a snail, and she was carrying a rainbow-colored multi-treasure snail on her back.
"It hurts~" Wanting to bind the soul and cover his chest with both hands.
"What's wrong? Show me. Li Gandao.
Desire to bind the soul let go of his hand, and the spring color on his chest was unobstructed.
But this time Li Gan did not have a nosebleed, because the chest that wanted to bind the soul was too small. If I have to describe it, there are two pink beans on the washboard, which are not as big as the breasts of some teenagers. The blood that had just dripped from her body turned black on her chest, and it felt like some kind of corrosive substance, and it looked pitiful.
What can I do? Li Qian wanted to help her, and then saw his mobile phone on the toilet tank.
Fortunately, he brought it in, Li Gan picked up his mobile phone and found his second uncle's phone, edited a text message and sent it over.
Li Gan: Second uncle, I accidentally dripped blood on the ghost, the ghost felt very painful, what should I do?
A reply came after a while.
Second uncle: This is very simple, you just lick it.
Lick...... Lick......
Li Gan felt that the two words that the second uncle said were very informative, and he had a feeling that he couldn't hold it for a while. Just when I felt that the world was spinning, the second uncle's second reply arrived, and the two of them began to talk like a personal chat room.
Second Uncle: Where is your blood?
Li Qian: Chest......
Second Uncle: The ghost man and woman?
Li Qian: It's a woman...... Still a cute girl......
Second Uncle: ......
Li Qian: What should I do?
Second Uncle: May I ask which one is weird?
Li Gan: I want to bind my soul.
Second Uncle: Uh......