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Who the hell is it?

Little Pink's parents!

A tanuki couple who are so difficult that all the cats have a headache are standing behind the black cat boy!

"Forehead drops!"

I was so nervous that I forgot all the mantras behind my ears, and I said such an inexplicable sentence in a hurry!

Isn't it inexplicable, it's a sentence called a "movie line", and it slips out of your mouth inexplicably. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Meow woohoo! Okay, you little black man, seeing that you are an honest child, I didn't expect you to dare to take advantage of anything! We kindly wanted to talk to you about something, but we didn't expect you to be able to do such a thing! ”

"Meow! Wife, don't talk nonsense about this thing that is not a thing, see how I clean him up! ”

The two big tanuki cats are completely put on a stand that is reasonable and does not let the cat, especially the father of the little fan, who believes in the philosophy and principle of struggle of "a good cat moves its claws and does not move its mouth", and has long been eager to try, and can show a paw in front of his wife and daughter, which is what every male cat is willing to do!

"Meow, this time it's really over."

In my heart, I feel like a mirror, the situation is quite bad, these two in front of me are a famous shrew and an even more famous reckless man!

"A good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, if a husband wants to be able to bend and stretch, why don't I ......"

Thinking of this, the black cat boy immediately put on a very deferential, aggrieved, and pitiful appearance, and his mouth was even more like smeared honey, and he called it a sweet honey.

"Uncle, aunt, I'm playing with you two elders, how dare I ......"

As he spoke, he rolled on the spot, and put on a begging appearance of a good cat.

"Meow woohoo, my aunt and your uncle are also playing with you, we don't care about you and the pink girl, you have the final say, young people......"

What I never expected was that the tanuki couple looked at each other and smiled, and their expressions changed greatly, and it was still one hundred and eighty degrees.

"Meow, what's going on, what the hell are these old guys doing, don't you want to play me to death!"

For a while, the black cat boy couldn't turn his head around for the instantaneous changes in the situation in front of him, and he was stunned on the ground, not knowing whether to get up or just roll down, not to mention the second monk, even the two-inch monk couldn't figure it out.

What's more, cats can't touch them, they only raise their hind legs to scratch.

"Meow, but ......"

Father Tanuki wanted to speak and stopped.

"Meow, but ......"

The tanuki mother wanted to speak and stopped.

In this way, the black cat boy has the feeling of wanting to cry without tears and laughing silently, what kind of medicine is this old gourd selling, is it a cat that is in a hurry to die? !

Also, the most annoying thing for the black cat boy is such a turning word called "but", but this time I heard it twice in a row, Mom, spare me.

"Meow a mi, why did I get upset when I heard this'but', as if I was too sensitive, as if I had heard too much at some point, and this one was disgusting! But for now, I have to keep listening......"

The black cat boy was full of emotion in his heart, and on the surface he was still the same, still posing as he was in the same way, and still posing as he was in the same way, showing the kind of devotion that he was listening to.

"Meow, but ...... We've got to test you kid! ”

"Meow, but ...... We've got to test you kid! ”

This pair of old tanuki is really a perfect match, and they all come out of the same mold when they speak.

"Okay, okay, uncle and aunt even though they are instructed, what are you going to test?"

is also a very deferential, aggrieved, and pitiful appearance, and his mouth is even more like smeared honey, which is called a sweet honey.

I listened to that annoying word twice, it was really annoying, but I still had to listen to it, and I couldn't bear the sour water that I was sick toat.

"Meow a mi, you can take any test, as long as it's not 'baked'!"

Thinking of this, my heart can feel a little better.

"It's very easy for us to test you."

Little Pink Dad said.

"It's very easy for us to test you."

Little Powder's mother said.

"It's really simple, it's simple."

Little Pink Dad said.

"It's really simple, it's simple."

Little Powder's mother said.

"It's easy to do, it's easy."

Little Pink Dad said.

"It's easy to do, it's easy."

Little Powder's mother said.

In the face of such a pair of chattering old treasures, I can't be anxious or annoyed, so I have to listen patiently.

"Good boy, if you really have filial piety, go to the roof of that old drunkard's house and get a few pieces of beef jerky."

When Xiaofen's father said this, his saliva flowed out, and he stretched out his tongue to lick it, looking salivating.

"Good boy, if you really have filial piety, then you can go to the roof of that old drunkard's house and get a few pieces of beef jerky."

When Xiaofen's mother said this, saliva flowed out, and she stretched out her tongue and licked it again and again, looking salivating.

The exam questions have finally been revealed!

Precautions for answering: It is to "take" rather than "steal".

"Meow, it turned out that two old gluttons had taken a fancy to that old drunkard's beef jerky."

The black cat boy's heart hanging in his throat can be regarded as falling for a while.

But, soon, the heart that had just fallen to the ground for a while hung again, and it was about to pop out of its throat soon!

In fact, the old drunkard is not old, but he looks old because of alcoholism, and what he hates the most is cats, and his favorite thing to do is to "play" with his daughter-in-law after drinking, which is to recruit cats and dogs.

How drunk is the old drunkard?

Let's talk about it!

On that day, when the old drunkard's wife saw that there was nothing to eat at home, she took out a piece of fine fur that she had brought from her mother's house, and asked the old drunkard to exchange it for something to eat.

As a result, until it was dark, the old drunkard came home empty-handed, full of alcohol.

Such a man who is not just a man has married a very capable and beautiful girl, which is called a flower planted on cow dung, and a lazy man occupies an oiran.

"God is not fair, meow a mi!"

The black cat boy often crouched on a large haystack and watched the beautiful figure go in and out of the dilapidated yurt.

He vaguely remembered that he used to like to sit somewhere like this and look at beautiful women.

Until one day, the black cat boy was sad and desperate, and he didn't want to see it anymore, and his heart was sour.

Because, the beautiful daughter-in-law of the old drunkard turned out to have a slightly convex lower abdomen, showing that she was pregnant, pregnant, and about to give birth.

The beef jerky that the tanuki couple asked the black cat boy to "take" was prepared by the old drunkard for his daughter-in-law to give birth.

"This, this, that, that......"

Thinking of this, the black cat boy hesitated a little, realizing that this question was too immoral, and it was a difficult problem that had to open his eyes and tell nonsense.

"Why, don't you dare? If you don't dare, don't go! If you don't have that much ability, don't go,! ”

Father Fan seemed to be aware of the inner activity of this little character, his beard was pouted, his eyes were wide open, and his tail was impatient, standing upright and shaking.

"Why, don't you dare? If you don't dare, don't go! If you don't have that much ability, don't go, it! ”

Xiaofen's mother saw that her husband was angry, and she was also angry, her beard was pouted, her eyes were wide open, and her tail was impatient and erect.

"I'll go, I'll go, I'll go and 'take' ......"

In the face of such a model couple who advance and retreat together, what other good way can there be?

Thinking of this, the black cat boy had a heart, his eyes widened, and his feet were forced, and in a blink of an eye, he jumped over the ridge and disappeared.

No one noticed that at the top of a big tree not far away, there was a black shadow hidden, motionless, and the scene under the tree was in full view.

The black cat boy left, and the black shadow was fleeting.

This is called "Praying mantis catches cicadas, yellow finches are behind", and read and cherish it!

The tanuki couple smiled at each other, and disappeared into one of the tallest clumps of wild grass.

"Mom, Dad, why don't you wait for my black brother to come back and leave!"

"My foolish daughter, he can't come back."

"My foolish daughter, he can't come back."

A light breeze blew through the grass, sending three dialogues, one full of reproach and two full of pride.

After a light breeze blew through the grass, everything returned to calm, as if nothing had happened.

Is this really a difficult problem to solve?

Yes and no!

In the eyes of other cats, it is not!

The black cat boy only took a few leaps to the dilapidated yurt.

Everything here is the most familiar, but the necessary care is still necessary, safety first, "taking" things second!

He performed the cat's light skill, and circled around the yurt several times, left and right, and then he was relieved, except for the thunderous snoring of the old drunkard, there was no movement.

Rest assured, let's act!

That's a good cat!

This low dilapidated yurt house is not a big obstacle for a good cat at all, at most it is a small dirt bag, which can easily go up and down, as easily as walking on the ground!

With a bow at the waist, two powerful hind paws rose into the air, and when approaching the roof of the felt house, the two front paws stretched out and hooked the felt piece, without any effort.

However, on the roof of this ruined felt house, there was nothing but the very familiar bare plate of dog skin—let alone beef jerky, not even the smell of beef jerky!

"Meow a mi, not good! Do you say ......"

An ominous premonition strikes me!