Chapter Sixty-Nine: He Half Immortal Half Immortal also depends on packaging

After Lao Jin sat down, Liang Yifu took the beer he hadn't drunk from his table and gave it to Lao Jin to quench his thirst, Lao Jin waved his hand and said, "Don't drink it... I'm not drinking right now, my son he... Something happened to my son." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 After saying that, Lao Jin was about to start crying again.

Liang Yifu hurriedly said: "I said Lao Jin, don't cry, don't make these tears seem to be contagious, what happened to your son, hurry up!" Don't waste time." Lao Jin nodded, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "None of the people here are outsiders, so I'll just say it directly, just a few days ago my son called me and said that he was going out with his classmates to do some activities, and asked me for 5,000 yuan, and I didn't think there was anything wrong at that time, so I gave him the money."

Liang Yifu interjected: "And then? ”。 Lao Jin swallowed his saliva and continued: "This time my son really went out with his classmates to do serious business, and went to a local township with a volunteer organization to do some activities, but I received a call last night, it was their teacher who called, saying that my son and several other classmates were missing over there, and they had called the police and asked me to go to the magic capital."

When Lao Jin said this, Qin Ide interjected: "Could it be a scam call?" ”。 Lao Jin hurriedly shook his head and continued: "Impossible, I asked my uncle who lives in the magic capital to go to the school to ask, I went this morning, and after going there, I hurriedly went to the hospital, and the people found it, but those children, they all said that they saw monsters, and they said that monsters were going to eat their nonsense, listen to my uncle, in the afternoon, the doctor sent those children to the local Kangning Hospital."

When Sister Haring heard this, she asked suspiciously, "Monsters? What kind of monster? Those guys in the northeast of the Demon Capital can't take care of it." Lao Jin didn't understand what Sister Haring meant, so he didn't reply, but Liang Yifu and Qin Ed understood, Liang Yifu looked at Sister Haring and said, "Sister, what are you anxious about, why don't you do it like the immortal family in the northeast."

Qin Ed ignored their conversation, he looked at Lao Jin and said, "Monsters... When are you going to pass? ”。 Lao Jin looked at Qin Ide and said, "I haven't planned yet, I just received a call from my uncle and rushed to your store, can you two come with me?" ”。 After Qin Ide thought for a while, he was about to reply, Liang Yifu opened his mouth and said: "That's it, let's go over the day after tomorrow, you help us book a plane ticket, and my junior brother and I still have things to deal with tomorrow."

As soon as Liang Yifu's words fell, Robert interjected: "Book a ticket, let me book it, I also want to go over and see what a monster is." Qin Ed glanced at Robert and said, "Old Luo, do you really want to go!?" ”。 Robert nodded hurriedly and said: "Yes, Liang Yifu just came out of the hospital, Zhiyu asked me to keep an eye on the 'drying clothes', so I also have to follow...", Liang Yifu exclaimed when he heard this: ", I didn't expect Lao Luo to become an infernal officer,... As for me, she took my bank card back to school, and she sent you to keep an eye on me, hey, I'll go."

Lao Jin looked at them in a daze, not knowing what to say, he looked at Qin Ide with inquiring eyes, and Qin Ide motioned for Lao Jin to go to the courtyard to talk. When the two came to the courtyard, Lao Jin hurriedly said, "What is the origin of that foreign boy?" I heard that he has been going to the land temple to worship the land recently, does he also know how to spell? ”。 Qin Ide thought for a while and said, "What can I say, this kid, he can't do anything, but he is a student of our land lord...". Before Qin Ide finished speaking, Lao Jin hurriedly nodded and said: "Oh, then it's decided, you book the ticket, let's set off the day after tomorrow, I'm afraid that the monster that my son said will really run away and eat him, I'm just such a child...".

Qin Ide looked at Lao Jin with a sad face, took a deep breath and said, "Don't worry, I think they should have done something to the local immortal family, there shouldn't be any big problems, you go back and rest first." Old Kim nodded, said a few words of gratitude, and left. Qin Ed returned to the store, only to see Liang Yifu, Sister Harlem and Robert were gobbling up, eating dinner unceremoniously, completely as if they were full, and they didn't plan to leave food for themselves at all. Especially Sister Haring, having this big stomach king eating here is like a competition, Qin Ed knew that he couldn't be stunned anymore, so he hurriedly joined the 'Eating Competition' on the chair.

A table full of food was eaten by them in less than 10 minutes, and Sister Haring walked into the yard to do stretching exercises after eating, which was her habit every day after dinner, and I don't know if it should be because she was a 'wolf', and the movements of this stretching exercise were very similar to 'wolves';

Liang Yifu and Qin Ide were cleaning up the table in the store, and Liang Yifu said, "Senior brother... Well, let's go out for a walk later, I have something to tell you." Qin Ed nodded. After the two of them finished cleaning up, one of them walked out the door with a bottle of beer, and after the two of them came to a nearby park and found a place to sit down. Liang Yifu took out a cigarette and lit it, and said at the same time: "Uncle Qin has been dead for so many days, are you curious why he didn't even come back to see us on the first seven days."

When Qin Ide heard this, he took a sip of beer and said, "Yes, and even Lao Lu can't find it, and I don't know if Uncle Qin has gone to the underworld." Liang Yifu took a deep puff of cigarette and said: "That day we were lying in the hospital, Uncle Qin came to look for us, you were asleep at that time, Uncle Qin didn't call out your soul, but called me out...".

The two brothers sat on the stool, Liang Yifu told Qin Ide what happened that night and what Uncle Qin said, after Qin Ide listened, his face was expressionless and he didn't know what to say, so the two of them sat quietly on the stool smoking and drinking.

On a sunny night, accompanied by the 'Little Apple' Divine Comedy broadcast by the square dance in the park, in this atmosphere, it is not suitable for people to remember the past, but Qin Ide and his brothers completely took everything that happened outside their bodies as transparent, and they sat quietly for an unknown amount of time, until the music disappeared, Qin Idekai sighed slowly and said: "That night, Uncle Qin also gave me a cram class, that was the first time I followed Uncle Qin to hunt ghosts, but I didn't expect it to be the last time... Every time we encounter hard ballast, it seems that we are picked up by Uncle Qin... Huh...". After speaking, Qin Ide smiled bitterly.

Liang Yifu smiled bitterly: "Yes, if you don't say it, I haven't found out, over the years, I thought I had the ability to take charge of myself, many times it was Uncle Qin who helped us solve the problem, and the things that stayed to make us complacent were all trivial things...". Liang Yifu paused and continued: "Tomorrow morning, let's go to find the 'old pimple', you said that Uncle Qin is so familiar with him, why don't you say something to him directly, write it on the letter, and let the two of us hand it over to him?" ”。

Qin Ide shook his head and said, "Maybe there are some words, I'm sorry to say to my face, in the next few days, we will still have to catch those escaped ghosts, and we will also find the 'Yue Ling Mirror', as well as the 'soul seed'..." Did you feel anything was wrong? ”。

Qin Ide thought for a moment and said, "No... There is no change, but I escaped from the hospital unconsciously last time, and my consciousness at that time was still in the spiritual world? I didn't know that my body had escaped at all, do you think my change has anything to do with the 'soul seed'? ”。

Liang Yifu frowned, thought for a moment and said: "This is not clear, but you have nothing to prove now that those 'soul seeds' should not be used for people to eat, but have other functions, what do you say is the use of that guy in the underworld refining these 'soul seeds'?" Sell? Cure? I don't see it at all." Qin Aide shook his head and said, "I have to ask him, it's useless to guess."

At about 9 o'clock in the morning of the next day, the two brothers took the letter left by Uncle Qin to He Shanbao and came to the park where He Shanbao would go every day to look for He Shanbao. Liang Yifu remembered that Uncle Qin said that He Shanbao was known as 'He Banxian', and he was the descendant of the Mai Taoist lineage, and he had a strong ability in divination and fortune-telling, and he also had a very magical 'dragon mastery'. I heard Uncle Qin say that He Banxian would be in the park every day and give free fortune tellings to three people, because he didn't know where He Shanbao's family lived, so he could only come to the park to meet He Shanbao.

Fortunately, they didn't come in vain today, Liang Yifu took Qin Ide to the vicinity of the park pavilion, and saw an old man with sunglasses, white hair, and Tang costume sitting in the pavilion, at this time he was telling a fortune to a simple-looking old man. Liang Yifu has always been very curious about He Shanbao, so he took Qin Ide to a bush not far from the pavilion to hide in it, and peeked at how He Shanbao told people hexagrams.

I saw the simple old man ask, "Great Immortal...". He Shanbao hurriedly stretched out his palm and said at the same time: "Slow, don't call me a great immortal, call me a half-immortal... You know". The old man nodded hurriedly and continued: "Half immortal, is this easy for me to do?" ”。 He Shanbao tilted his head slightly, and at the same time unfolded the fan to fan himself, and then said: "It's not easy to do... Your life is light, and next year you will rush to Tai Sui, and this year you will start to have bad luck, and now it is a small matter to be cheated of money, and you will lose your breath if you don't do it well next year."

When the old man heard this, he was even more anxious, only to see him say, "Half immortal! You have to find a way to help me, we have been neighbors for so many years, you see I haven't broken your rules, haven't I, come here early in the morning to line up, and finally catch up with the quota for you to count, you...". He Shanbao closed the fan when he heard this, and said at the same time: "Old Liu... What are you anxious about, didn't you see that I was giving you ideas, so let's do it, I'll help you hang up."

He Shanbao's words made Liang Yifu and Qin Aide who were hiding in the bushes laugh from ear to ear, Nima, why do you look like a bird like Uncle Qin's guy, like a magic stick? But this is nothing, and He Shanbao's next actions made them even more speechless. I saw He Shanbao take out a turtle shell, put three copper coins in the turtle shell, he shook the turtle shell with his left hand, and the fingers of his right hand quickly pinched and calculated, and at the same time read in his mouth: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Yuan Shi Tianzun recites the mantra, one invites the heavenly immortals, two invites the underground Yan, three invites the Taoist ancestors, four invites the Buddha, five invites the old Zhou Gong, six invites Zhang Tianshi, seven invites the ancestors, all the gods and goddesses are here to help the world solve difficulties."

After He Shanbao finished reciting this mantra, Lao Liu Tou showed joy on his face, knowing that He Banxian was a real skill this time; Liang Yifu, who was hiding behind the bushes, almost laughed after hearing this, and muttered in a low voice: ", even the Buddha has come out, Nima, there are really many big people who invite you for this mantra, this old guy is more like a god stick than Uncle Qin." Qin Ide only smiled, completely ignoring what his senior brother was saying, he thought to himself that he would be the same as his predecessors when he was old in the future, and he would have to pretend to be able to eat?

He Shanbao stopped shaking the turtle shell with his left hand, stopped pinching with his right hand, and then threw the turtle shell in his left hand towards the stone table, and the turtle shell turned itself on the table, and then six copper coins fell out of the turtle shell. Just now, I obviously saw that this He Banxian put in three copper coins, and when he came out, it became six copper coins, and you said that this magic trick is not so good-looking.

After the copper coin fell on the table, He Shanbao took off his eyes and looked at the copper coin on the table, only to hear the old Liu Tou say: "Half immortal, your eyes...". He Shanbao coughed dryly and said, "What's wrong with my eyes, do you still think I'm blind with sunglasses?" You still live upstairs in my house, don't you know if I'm blind? ”。 Lao Liu nodded slightly after hearing this, he was indeed confused.

He Shanbao picked up the fan on the table and flicked it with the copper coins on the table and said, "Thirty-third hexagram, um... King Wen can't be relied on this week." Old Liu Tou didn't know what He Shanbao meant by this, so he didn't dare to ask. He Shanbao looked up at Lao Liu Tou and said, "Lao Liu, we have been neighbors for so many years, so I'll just say it." Lao Liu hurriedly responded: "You say, you say."

"I know more or less about your family affairs, but what you are worried about now is not family affairs, but the matter of the son born to you by your old lover, your current savings have been deceived by telephone scams, and now people are going to come to ask you for the alimony you have owed for so many years, right, you are annoyed by this, not the matter of your quarrel with your daughter-in-law, right" He Shanbao said this very calmly. Lao Liu's face changed, and he asked tremblingly: "I haven't mentioned this matter to anyone, you have calculated it?" ”。 Old Liu Tou paused here and continued: "Alas... I don't worry about child support now, the child has grown up, I have been a father for more than 20 years and have not fulfilled the responsibility of being a father, the child is getting married now, I should give him a bride price, I will ask my second brother to borrow this money first, but you said that I am likely to die next year, what's going on? ”。

He Shanbao smiled slightly, and said: "Don't worry, you go to the path over there first, keep walking, less than a hundred steps, there is a yellow talisman on the ground, you pick up the talisman, and someone will tell you how to use it to resolve your calamity next year." After hearing this, Lao Liu Tou walked towards the path in disbelief.

After Lao Liu Tou left, He Shanbao said loudly: "Why are you two stinky boys still hiding?" I won't ask you Uncle He or me when I come." Liang Yifu and Qin Aide were slightly startled when they heard this, glanced at each other, and walked towards the pavilion, Liang Yifu said with an embarrassed face: "What... Uncle He, how do you know where we are hiding? ”。

After He Shanbao snorted, he said with a smile: "You stupid, as the so-called ghosts have ghosts, people are popular, the internal qi in the two of you is so strong, can I not know?" I wonder if the 'old crumbs' are hiding and pinching and not teaching you all their skills, why don't you even know such a little common sense? ”。

When Liang Yifu heard this, he smiled awkwardly and just wanted to speak, He Shanbao smiled and said: "You kid stepped on **** when he went out in the morning, right, and then went home and changed his shoes. He Shanbao said this to Qin Ide, Qin Ide looked at He Shanbao with wide eyes and said, "You have arrived?" ”。 He Shanbao smiled again and said: "Nonsense, I calculated that the two of you would come, I said Xiaofu, can you have some eyes, forget it, Lao Liu is back, you can see for yourself." As soon as the words fell, I saw Lao Liu Tou running back with a talisman, and said at the same time: "Half immortal, look at whether this is it."

He Shanbao glanced at it and nodded, then pointed at Liang Yifu with a fan and said at the same time: "You kid hurry up and talk about how to make this talisman into a talisman." Liang Yifu really didn't know what was going on when he heard this, and when he saw that the talisman in Lao Liutou's hand was a 'Sanqing Juyang Talisman', he hurriedly took out a stack of talismans from his pocket and counted them, only to suddenly realize that the talisman in Lao Liu's hand was dropped by himself, and he didn't know when it fell, but let Uncle He figure it out?

Old Liu Tou looked at Liang Yifu and asked, "This charm...". He Shanbao pointed at Lao Liu Tou with a fan and said: "Your next year is not a big deal, the talisman in your hand is called 'Sanqing Juyang Fu', next year you will have a small illness, yang qi deficiency, but this is not a big deal, the problem is that you were born in the seventh month of the lunar calendar, the hospital is one of the places where yin and yang meet in the world, you fold this talisman into a triangle and take it with you, the point is that you remember to bring it when you enter the hospital." After He Shanbao finished speaking, he looked at Liang Yifu and said, "Why are you still stunned?" Could it be that you just want to give the talisman to someone like this? ”。

Liang Yifu came back to his senses after hearing this, took the talisman from Lao Liu's hand and injected a trace of internal qi into it, and the talisman suddenly floated in Liang Yifu's hand, seeing that Lao Liu's eyes widened and he didn't know how to express the surprise in his heart at this time. Liang Yifu stuffed the talisman into Lao Liu's hand and said at the same time: "Uncle, you take it, Liang Yifu is worried about the ghosts in the next 'Liangguang ghosts', and he is proficient in exorcism, ghost hunting, and exorcism, this is my card, I can also handle any white funeral."

Lao Liu Tou took the card in Liang Yifu's hand and looked at it, and he asked in a low voice: "It's not your name on it." Liang Yifu smiled and said: "This is my master's name, his old man is more famous than me, but he passed away a few days ago, and if you look for him, you are looking for me." Lao Liu nodded, and after thanking the three of them, he left quickly.

He Shanbao said indifferently: "Call it a day... Let's go and eat at my house." After He Shanbao finished speaking, he stood up and stretched his waist and began to pack up his things, this old man didn't have to do it himself when he collected things, only to see the turtle shell and copper coins on the table floating into his pocket by themselves, Liang Yifu hurriedly asked: "Uncle He, why are you so strong?" ”。

He Shanbao smiled slightly and said: "Fart telekinesis, this is the 'Qi Yun Circulation Technique' in the 'Dragon Technique', I don't understand it when I tell you, anyway, it's just a little trick to make these dead things move on their own and fool people." As soon as He Shanbao's words fell, Liang Yifu reached out and grabbed He Shanbao's fan, He Shanbao was slightly stunned, and just wanted to scold him a few words.

I saw Liang Yifu take out a letter and a note and handed it to He Shanbao, after He Shanbao took the note and letter, Liang Yifu opened his mouth and said: "Uncle He, you read the note first." He Shanbao opened the note and glanced at it, but before he finished reading the content, Liang Yifu raised the fan in his hand and pointed at He Shanbao's head.

He Shanbao scolded: "Stinky boy, are you looking for a smoke!?" Can you knock on the door of my 'half-immortal' head? ”。 Liang Yifu said with an aggrieved face: "No, Uncle He, look at the note!" ”。 He Shanbao checked the note in his hand again, and it was written, "Okay, you old prank, let you calculate so accurately, Xiaofu, you knock on his head for me!" ”。 He Shanbao shook his head with a wry smile helplessly, and then opened the envelope, which read, 'Old Pippy, let him pass the past, the two children Xiaofu and Xiaode, are still young, and there are big things for them to do, you take care of them both instead of me, so that they can live well'.

After reading the letter, He Shanbao smiled and said to himself: "Okay, you 'old man', you still have to calculate me when you die, people are not as good as the sky, and the sky is not as good as the people's hearts, and you are ruthless." After He Shanbao finished speaking, he looked at Liang Yifu and Qin Aide and said, "Your master's old miscellaneous said, let me take care of you two, you have time to come to my house for dinner." After he finished speaking, he left the gazebo on his own.

Liang Yifu looked at He Shanbao's back and shouted, "I said Uncle He, didn't you invite us to dinner?" And you didn't take the fan." He Shanbao said as he walked: "Please eat, no way!" Who told you to listen to your master's words and knock on my head! You keep that fan, it will be useful in the future, bye~". After He Shanbao finished speaking, he took small broken steps and ran away. Leaving Qin Ide and Liang Yifu embarrassed in the pavilion. (To be continued.) )