Chapter 546: Witnessing a Crappy Taoist Priest Catching Ghosts
Originally, the old driver was going to avoid the guy in the middle of the road and speed up from the side, and he naturally understood the ghost road that the passengers on the side of the road couldn't pull. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Unfortunately, there was a young man on the side of the road who stopped the car, and it seems that if you don't want to hit and kill someone today, you have to stop. Fortunately, he had already stepped on the brakes, and his driving skills were really good, and finally he stopped with his dark white clothes.
"You don't have long eyes, don't you? Did you stop the car like that? The old driver stuck out his head and scolded angrily.
"I'm sorry, it's getting late, we're in a hurry to go home, please give us a ride!" Sun Juan said in a strange voice.
"Hit it directly, this guy is not a human, he is a zombie!" A Taoist passenger pointed to Wang Wenbin's corpse.
"Yes! Oh, yes! You see, his complexion is not a normal color at all, and this Taoist chief has said, just hit it, otherwise we will all be affected! A snarky woman with heavy makeup suggested.
"That's right! Bump it over! ”
"Bump it over!"
"Bump it over!"
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"Humph! Lao Tzu doesn't drive, whoever wants to hit the past and who Tema comes to drive, it's all Tema's standing and talking without backache! The old driver got out of the car in a frenzy.
Mo Bai took the opportunity to sit in the cab, and Sun Juan and Hongye naturally got into the car.
"You know how to drive?"
"Do you have a driver's license?"
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The doubts were overwhelming, and at this time, Mo Bai had started the bus, and rushed to the third gear with one foot on the accelerator, fortunately, the speed of the car was relatively high in the first gear, and the over-shift shift did not turn off, but the old driver sitting next to him pinched a cold sweat.
"Oh, I just learned how to drive yesterday, but this is the first time I've driven a bus like this!" Mo Bai had already soared to a hundred yards of road.
Of course, Mo Bai is naturally not good at driving such a bus, and when he turned a few times, Mo Bai's steering wheel hit a little more violently and almost overturned, and in the end it was the old driver who drove, but Mo Bai just wanted to send a message to everyone in this way, that is, the three of them had no ill will towards this bus.
"You two can stay in this car, but this gentleman, who is neither male nor female, must get out of the car immediately, or he will attract jealous wild ghosts!" The passenger dressed as a Taoist priest said majestically.
Sun Juan didn't pay attention to him, just lowered the brim of her hat and slew.
"Humph! If you play dead here again, will you have to detain your soul? The passenger dressed as a Taoist priest said with some shame and anger.
Sun Juan glanced at Mo Bai a little nervously, and Mo Bai smiled at her and shook her head, Sun Juan continued to pretend to sleep as if she had taken a reassuring pill.
At this time, the car was full of people staring at the passenger dressed as a Taoist priest, because just now he had boasted about Haikou, saying that he wanted to detain the soul of this suspected zombie passenger, although these people have heard too much about Taoist ghost hunting, but they have not witnessed Taoist ghost hunting, and their fear of zombies at this time has been suppressed by their curiosity.
It seems that if he can't get the ghost out of the zombie's body, the passengers who are eagerly waiting to see the show will throw him out angrily.
The thing then gritted his teeth and took out a blank piece of straw paper, and then he began to bite his index finger, probably the first time he bit his index finger, but he didn't bite it, so he began to bite the tip of his tongue with his eyes upright, but the tip of his tongue hurt more than biting his index finger, and in the end he still didn't bite it.
In the end, this goods was also let out, and he actually took out a fruit knife, and pointed it at his index finger at once, maybe he didn't grasp the strength, and he actually cut off half of his index finger at once, and his ten fingers were connected to his heart, and he immediately screamed like a pig.
Hahaha......
A carload of people burst into laughter!
The passenger dressed as a Taoist priest was also enraged by this laughter, and he actually used his half-broken index finger to draw a talisman on the blank straw paper, the ghost-like thing had just been drawn, and before he could start chanting the mantra, it suddenly spontaneously combusted, this talisman was a delicate technical job, and it was impossible to really draw a soul talisman with his trembling index finger.
The passenger dressed as a Taoist priest also knew that he had met a master today, otherwise he would not have done anything wrong like this, so he cleared his throat and said: "I am Li Zhongdao, an outer disciple of Qingcheng Taoist Temple, I don't know which fellow Taoist master is here, can I show up!" ”
"Don't be embarrassed here, don't be embarrassed by your outer disciples, let's sit honestly!" Momiji disdainfully taught his way.
"Could it be that the real person doesn't show her face, and this girl is a master?" Li Zhongdao, a passenger dressed as a Taoist priest, bowed slightly to Red Leaves.
"The master is here, how can your master let you go down the mountain and walk the rivers and lakes with confidence for a half-hung person like you?" Momiji pointed to the inky white road.
"That's it, I promise that there won't be any lonely ghosts causing trouble in the future, and I'll help you connect the broken finger, and you won't say a word on the next road!" Inky white and cold road.
"......," Li Zhongdao, a passenger dressed as a Taoist priest, opened his mouth and said nothing.
Mo Bai nodded approvingly, then drew a healing charm with his fingernail and cut his index finger, and then tied the severed finger on the ground with a touch of spiritual power.
Everyone watched the severed finger on the ground fly up automatically, just this scene, let everyone admire this mysterious young man's five-strand throw, those older passengers even regretted that they had lived to dogs for so many years.
Under the positioning of Mo Bai's divine sense, the severed finger naturally fell on Li Zhongdao's broken index finger, and the healing charm was lightly slapped on Li Zhongdao's index finger by Mo Bai, witnessing a miracle A scene appeared, and the broken index finger was healing at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it was soon intact.
Li Zhongdao, a passenger dressed as a Taoist priest, bent his index finger freely, and wanted to say words of thanks, but in the end he didn't dare to speak, so he had to bow deeply to Mo Bai to express his gratitude.
After such a fuss, the sky has completely darkened, but there is an old driver driving, everyone can still rest assured to sleep, probably because the scene just now is too exciting, although everyone is very tired, but no one can fall asleep.
These passengers want to see the scenery outside, it is too dark outside, and there is nothing to see in the black press, so they have to look at the front of the car, where there is at least the light of the headlights, and as a result, many passengers saw a girl in a bright red dress waving in the middle of the road, it is already winter, how can there be someone wearing a thin skirt? (To be continued.) )