The Mecha Speeder travels at the lowest speed ever seen since it was made. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

And our scumbag Leng Xiaochou classmate turned out to be gloriously motion sickness.

Leng Xiaochou's eyes were in circles, and he vomited bile disgustingly. I wonder why she didn't enjoy her life. This is an N-fold cooler car than a Mercedes-Benz BMW. Why do you have motion sickness? Born to take the bus?

Keen to feel the sympathy of everyone, and the gaze like looking at a strange creature. She wanted to yell, 'I'm airsick, who told you to drive the car running on the ground into the sky.'

10 minutes away, it took 1 hour to reach the destination, and Le Xiaoyou also fainted directly in Le Yifeng's arms.

The hearts of everyone watching twitched, they had never seen a mecha flying car like this, so if she went to the interstellar mecha spaceship, the driving speed was estimated that she would go directly to see the great god of ability.

Le Yifeng put Leng Xiaochou on the bed in the medical room. Baili Xun hurriedly stepped forward and said to Leng Xiaochou;

"Cutie, I'm the best doctor here. You can call me Brother Baili or Brother Xun. Now I'm going to treat you, you'll be fine later, it won't hurt, don't be afraid to relax. ”

After saying that, holding her uninjured right hand, Leng Xiaochou felt like soaking in a hot spring, the warm spring water made the body very comfortable, and the marks left on the body began to slowly fade until they all disappeared.

The wound in the left palm healed at a speed that could be seen by the naked eye, and the star-shaped glass shards broke away from the flesh and fell out of the palm.

Leng Xiaochou's originally stunned eyes suddenly came to his senses, and he looked at the intact and smooth palm with round eyes. Superpowers are absolutely magical superpowers. There is wood! There is wood!

Leng Xiaochou felt that his head was not dizzy and his body did not hurt, and he was a hundred times more energetic than drinking Red Bull. The results of this cosmetic scar removal are international level. I was about to use the relationship of sustainable development in the future, and thanks to the friendship sponsorship of Superman's model face, I was carried to another room by my thick thighs.

Look like you're about to be put on a platform like a dissecting table. Leng Xiaochou grabbed the corner of Le Yi's windbreaker vigorously and didn't let go. I was just happy that my body was flawless, but the situation changed again. Could it be that the sponsorship just now is for the current analysis research?

She doesn't want to be an autopsy subject, so let's just give her a shot and let her die cleanly.

Le Yifeng looked at Le Xiaochou's cute little face, and suddenly became colorful. It's more like a lively and lovely heart, patted her head lightly and said, "Don't be afraid, believe me, I'll sleep soon." ”

The gentle voice seemed to change a person. The people next to them trembled, suspecting that their cold-blooded demonic captain had been invaded by mysterious aliens.

Leng Xiaochou slowly let go of his hand and lay down rubbingly. You can't live up to my trust, big thighs. I'm just a reborn scumbag, you just dissect and study me, and you can't change the essence of the scum.

Le Yifeng looked at Leng Xiaochou, who was already asleep, and had the urge to cry, his well-behaved and lovely daughter also trusted herself wholeheartedly, but ......

"Dad, Xinxin will definitely become a good ability warrior like Dad"

"Of course, our heart baby will definitely become a warrior who is even more powerful than Dad."

"Dad, can you accompany me to the talent assessment tomorrow?"

"Must be able to"

But her daughter's last wish can never be realized. Retracting the picture in his memory, Le Yifeng gave an order to the personnel on the side

"Prepare for 'traction'"

"Yes, Captain"

Leng Xiaochou in his sleep can clearly feel that he is being held by a warm hand that people are reluctant to let go. Go through the familiar growth in her memories.

She only dared to hide in the corner in a daze in the Little Angel Orphanage, and later often fiercely pinched the faces of other children, and after stealing their snacks, she was punished by the dean's grandmother for washing the diapers of the little buns.

In New Hope School, she is the shortest, but she is a few years older than her classmates.

IQ is not directly proportional to age. The first-to-last throne will always be hers, until the little fat man at the same table was stung by the bee she caught and swollen her hand, and that time she was second-to-last in the exam, after being praised by the teacher fiercely.

Little Fat often receives small gifts such as caterpillars and spiders before exams, and she achieves the second best result as she wishes. It's a pity that the teacher never praised her again.

Suddenly felt that the first was more worry-free than the second, so he stopped giving gifts to Chubby's classmates, and he was always the first in the backwards.

After finishing junior high school, she innovated the lowest results in the history of Hope School, and regretfully waved goodbye to New Hope High School and entered a Sunshine Kindergarten Teacher Training School. became a hard-working gardener of the motherland.

The hard-working scumbag gardener successfully entered the flower seedling kindergarten, and always taught a small class. It has become a stupid teacher who has said "the stupid teacher is the most beautiful", "we like the stupid teacher the most", and "the stupid teacher, don't pinch your face".

Then when she reached the age of falling in love, the magical chemical reaction that occurred in her scumbag brain. In the face of good friends who have grown up, I can't remember it. The first sentence of the meeting of friends is completed

"Who are you? Oh, it's you~! "After 10 minutes of not talking, I looked at the person in front of me as if I had changed again, so I was sure

"Who are you? Oh, it's still you~! Slowly, there was no longer a good friend to say "I'm so-and-so" in front of her. She won the Most Wolf-Hearted Person Award from her good friends.

And the boyfriend is even more wonderful. The scumbag-like brain can actually work automatically. The adult men I met would be automatically reviewed according to different appearance levels, and then divided into high-level model faces. Medium assembled face. A low-class tabula rasa face.

Although she has a strange problem, it does not affect her selection criteria, that is, after she mistook the face of her high-quality model boyfriend many times and took someone else's hand.

The model face boyfriend finally turned around and threw herself into the arms of others with a sentence of 'sorrow, I love you, but our personalities are not suitable', and she won the most watery Yanghua character award from her boyfriend.

After winning two awards. In the exclusion of men in unreliable model faces. I don't want to make do with a man with a patchwork face, and I don't want to see a man with a blank slate. Her romance said that the love industry was over.

After the man who can't bear the more and more special faces in his mind. She deeply felt that the world was so bad. If you wander around the outside world, you will not have the courage to live.

So she decisively evolved in the direction of the otaku. Who are you to those people out there? Who is he? Who's who? Who cares who you are.

Back to Boss Mei's supermarket, look at the huge lottery carousel, why was she so cheap at that time.

News Network "Lucky Cruise, sank in the early morning of xxxx year x month x. So far, it has been confirmed, except for 1 female tourist missing, the rest of the tourists were all lucky to be rescued, the cause of the accident is still under investigation, please pay attention to "Fat aunt, don't wait for me to pay last month's rent."

At the end of the walk, a closed door appeared in front of me. The hand led him towards the door.

The world of that door was deliberately forgotten and discarded by her, and Leng Xiaochou in her dream desperately resisted. Leng Xiaochou outside the dream was also struggling in pain. His face was covered with beads of sweat the size of beans, and his hair was wet.

"Captain, the primary 'traction' can't open the memory of the blockade. Want to increase the level to force it on? ”

"Will it hurt?"

"Yes, the child's brain is not fully developed, and raising the level to force the closed area to open may cause a mental breakdown of the brain"

"Stop the 'traction'"

"Yes. Captain"

Feeling that the power of that hand disappeared, Leng Xiaochou in his sleep slowly calmed down.