Forty-three. Self-inflicted

Yu Bai said: "Five music, baring teeth." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Five Joy Baring Teeth.

Yu Bai said: "It seems that this thing is ready." After speaking, he opened the drawer next to him, and took out two small white objects from it and put them in his hands.

"Brother Yu Bai, what is this?" Gao Lu leaned over.

"I remember the last time I took a picture of Wule, he didn't have tiger teeth, this is the toy I used to go abroad to watch and buy it for fun, the vampire's little braces."

Gao Lu carefully flicked his hand twice, and then frowned and said seriously, "Uh...... Brother Yu Bai, you haven't used it, shouldn't you disinfect it first? ”

Yu Bai glared at Gao Lu: "I haven't used it, but your hands have touched it before it needs to be disinfected!" ”

Gao Lu said: "That's right, it should be disinfected, after all, it's something that Wule wears in his mouth." ”

Yu Bai shouted: "Meizi! Plum! ”

Erle said: "Uncle Yu, Sister Meizi forgot to take toilet paper, she went to buy toilet paper." ”

Yu Bai said: "What should I do, I don't have alcohol for disinfection here." ”

Gao Lu volunteered: "I'll buy it." Just as he was about to go downstairs, he looked back at Sile and then at Li Zhengren, and dragged Li Zhengren away without saying a word.

Yu Bai said: "Da Le, come here, I will help you fix your hair." ”

Gao Lu and Li Zhengren went downstairs and went straight to the pharmacy, in addition to medicinal alcohol, Gao Lu also took a bunch of Chinese medicine such as throat lozenges, lozenges, and bulk fat sea in her hand.

"Not good!" Gao Lu suddenly let go, and everything fell to the ground, "It's a trick." After saying that, Gao Lusa ran away, followed by two cashiers, who were stunned but didn't catch up.

As soon as the two cashiers turned around, they saw Li Zhengren, and grabbed them without saying a word.

"It's him, just with that girl!"

"What's going on? Isn't it deliberately making trouble? One of the cashiers, who had a waist circumference of three feet, stretched out a white and tender little fat hand and gently pushed Li Zhengren, who suddenly took several steps backwards, and unfortunately, he happened to step on a bottle of potion.

"Poof."

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"Bang dang."

The door closed.

Yu Bai's hand stopped Da Le, put on a cool pose, and used his hand to pick up a lock of Da Le's hair.

"I still can't resist the glamour of my work."

"What are you doing?" Da Le pushed him away and opened the door.

"If you can't open it, I'll lock it."

"Aren't you going to get my hair back up? Don't let me go! ”

"Just for a moment." Yu Bai put his arm on the wall behind Da Le's head, "Da Le, since I modeled you last time, your appearance has been dangling in front of my eyes, I admire you very much." ”

"Uncle Yu, thank you for your appreciation." Dale wanted to bow his head and get out.

Yu Bai squatted down a little and continued to block with his arms.

"I just decided, it's you."

"What is me, let me out, Erle will be in a hurry." Dale pushes hard.

Yu Bai said: "It's quite strong. But I only eat on two arms, and no one can stop me if I want to get serious. Yu Bai exerted his strength, and the two muscles in his upper arm jumped.

"Ah, it's disgusting." Da Le's eyes were straight, and he grinned.

"Da Le, don't pretend you don't understand, even if you really don't understand, I have to kiss you today."

"Huh?" Dale understands now, "Kiss kiss ......"

"You're right." Yu Bai said: "I can't wait to slowly cultivate a relationship with you." ”

"What kind of feelings, I'm a man, okay!"

"I like it." Yu Bai raised a finger and nodded twice at Da Le: "It should be said that I only like men." ”

"Then I'm a woman."

"Haha, it's not funny at all."

Yu Bai leaned his head over, Da Le's two fists clenched tightly, ready to attack, and then he heard a scream.

The scream came from the face in front of him, and at the same time, Yu Bai's face turned white, and he bared his teeth.

A figure jumped on Yu Bai's back and slammed Yu Bai's head.

There was also a figure who grabbed Yu Bai's clothes and dragged them back.

The other fumbled in Yu Bai's upper and lower pockets.

However, these are not the reasons for Yu Bai's screams.

The reason for Yu Bai's screaming was that his leg was being held by Wule Death, and one mouth was still gnawing on it, and he was wearing the spiky vampire denture braces in his mouth.

Of course, the tips of the dentures are no longer visible.

When Gao Lu came back, all he saw was a mess.

Yu Bai had a bandage on his leg.

The makeup, hair, and clothes of the second and third and fourth and fifth music were all messed up.

Da Le didn't change much, and was pinching his waist and reprimanding.

"You're bold enough!"

Gao Lu said, "What's wrong? When I took a few steps closer, I found that the makeup under Da Le's eyes was paste, and I burst into tears.

"You don't want to think about it, if someone is wrong, how can I explain it, ah? Sister Gao Lu, how bold do you say these children are? I went out through the window of this house, and went in by the window of that house. ”

Li Zhengren ran to the window to watch, and came back to train after reading it.

"Da Le is right, why are you lawless for so long? There was a small strip less than a foot wide outside the window, and your father had to die if you fell? ”

Sile cried: "Brother Xiaoren also scolded us, Brother Xiaoren is a bad person." ”

"Huh?" Li Zhengren panicked and hurriedly squatted down: "Sile, but this is really dangerous, even Brother Xiaoren can't say that you are right to play like this." ”

"We're not playing, Dad told us several times that we need to be special to protect Da Le."

Erle also rushed to say: "Uncle Yu wants to bite Da Le, so we beat him." ”

Gao Lu let out a meaningful "oh" and looked at Yu Bai.

"Brother Yu Bai, what's going on on your leg?"

Wule dragged Gao Lu and bared his teeth.

The small vampire teeth that protrude are also red.

Gao Lu laughed out loud all of a sudden, laughing breathlessly, and pointed at Yu Bai: "Hahaha, the world has reported it, you don't believe it if you tell you that it's no fun." ”

Yu Bai glared at Wule and was very frustrated: "That tooth hasn't been sterilized yet, I need to apply some alcohol to the wound too." ”

Gao Lu looked at the children, sighed, and said, "Erle, Sanle, Sile, Wule, Uncle Yu is actually playing with Da Le, you apologize to Uncle Yu." ”

A few children don't squeak.

"No apologies, do you? I'll go back and tell my uncle and see how he criticizes you. ”

Several children were still hesitating, and Yu Bai was anxious first.

"Gao Lu, don't tell him. I...... I don't care about the kids, so let's just assume that it didn't happen today, yes, yes, Dale? ”

Yu Bai's legs were dripping with blood, his clothes were torn in a mess, and all the pockets in several pockets were taken out, looking haggard, looking at Dale pitifully.

Dale laughed.

Gao Lu said: "Okay, okay, it's okay, Brother Yu Bai, please work with an injury, and then quickly get them done, it's too late." ”

Yu Bai had no choice but to drag his injured leg, gritted his teeth and re-modeled, and still had palpitations when he was in Wule.

"Wule, why don't we wear this denture again, okay?" Yu Bai discussed with Wule in a soft voice.

"No, if you want to bite Dale again, I'll bite you back."

Yu Bai shuddered.

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The starlight suddenly twinkled in the dark studio that everyone had been looking for, countless fireworks were sprayed in all directions, a dance music that sounded very noisy and energetic sounded, and more than two dozen black shadows rushed up and danced with the rhythm. The shadows parted to the sides, and out came a man and two women dressed in sequinned clothes, twisting and singing.

The man was singing while grabbing his fingers: "You are that, a fire!" ”

The two women raised their arms and shouted with the door: "I am the hottest, you are the hottest, and we are the hottest!" ”

The audience shouted thunderously, the cries were like a tide, the glow sticks flashed around, and the plastic slaps snapped.

Li Yingjun smiled.

This is all filmed in advance, and it is possible to appear more than once in the future.

On the big screen, a man and a woman walked out in the lightning and thunder, the man was full of smiles, his appearance was not good, he was Yang Yang, a famous entertainment host in the province; The woman's heavy makeup is still beautiful, her name is Mo Yan, Li Yingjun has been in contact with her, and in his opinion, she is a typical vase hostess.

"Unleash the vitality of youth, ignite the passion of winter, the first advanced match of the regional competition of the 'My Hottest' large-scale group show starts now!"

"Since the beginning of the 'I Hottest' audition, the group show has received the attention and support of the majority of viewers and friends, and has also received the attention and comments of many people in the literary and artistic circles.

"In order to be fair and impartial, in order to select everyone's favorite combination, this advanced competition hired 20 judges to form a preparatory jury of judges, and each advanced competition will draw lots to select three judges as the judges of the competition. At the same time, the audience who can come to the scene to cheer for the players in each advanced competition is also drawn through the website and mobile phone lottery. ”

"Dear audience friends, there is a rater next to your seat, please vote for your favorite group!"

"Let me now be honored to introduce you to the three guest judges who are here tonight. The first is Mr. Xu Feng, a famous musician. ”

The audience burst into applause.

Mo Yan began to snort: "Xu Feng, did you hear the applause below?" ”

Xu Feng smiled: "I heard it." ”

"Nonsense, can you not hear it? Unless deaf. Li Yingjun muttered as he looked at it.

"It can be seen that the audience and friends are very familiar with and love you, I know that Xu Feng not only has many popular songs, but also brings many young singers and helps them compose music and lyrics."

After all the words were said, Xu Feng could only nod: "Actually, it can't be called a carry, I have also learned a lot from them." ”

Yang Yang began to quip: "Don't look at Xu Feng's gentle speech now, he is known for being upright and offending people in the entertainment industry, and many people are afraid of his big mouth." However, as far as I know, the singers who have been scolded by Xu Feng are now famous, so much so that many new singers now expect Xu Feng to scold him quickly. Xu Feng, don't show mercy tonight! ”

The audience erupted in laughter and applause.

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