Chapter Thirty-Eight: I'm going to be miserable now
it! I'm saying the opposite!
After saying the wish, Li Qian reacted. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Shenma "I hope I can like people who like me", obviously "I hope people I like can like me too"!!
"Okay, I understand, I'll help you make your wish come true." Jingxin said.
"No, Mirror Heart, you wait for me ......!!"
Before the words fell, Li Gan's body was shrouded in a red light. When the red light dissipated, Li Qian immediately realized the power of the wrong wish being realized. Now he sees everyone who feels like his first love, whether it is the mirror heart in the drawing board, or Xiao Ke next to him, or even the ghost mobile phone Xiao Yi of Black Boy, Uncle Xiong and Xiao Ke, he can beat faster when he looks at it.
Jingxin and Xiaoke are okay, at least they are girls, and they are both quite beautiful. But what the hell are those three in the back?! Black Box is a male grumpy inflatable doll, Uncle Xiong is a waste wood road idiot, and Xiao Yi is an SM-style tentacle parasitic nightmare. Brother Mom's three views are normal, and there are no strange hobbies, this is to bring my brother into the big pit of fetish, philosophy ♂, abuse and abuse, not with such a heavy mouth!!
"Jing Xin......" Li Gan said with a dark face, "I just said something wrong, can you change it back for me......"
"Huh?" Jingxin blinked incomprehensibly in the drawing board, "Benefactor, what did you say wrong?" ”
"Wish......" Li Gan said.
"Isn't your wish 'I want everybody to like you'?" Jingxin said.
That's how she understood...... Straight up to the great love that wants to be one with all things...... Li Gan held his forehead with a dark face.
"That's not what it means at all, okay, obviously I just want you to be a matchmaker for me, and tie me up with the person I like, and the result is ......"
As a result, it became the only main line that bloomed and scattered, and the causal tree was divided into n endings!! Li Gan couldn't help but go crazy in his heart.
"Wouldn't that be nice?" Black Jay grinned, "All of a sudden, he became the male protagonist in a stallion novel." ”
"Stallion, you balls!!" Li Gan grabbed the line under the black boy's big head and pulled it closer and yelled, "The stallion is a male protagonist n more female partner, and I now not only have feelings for women, but even you and Uncle Xiong and Xiao Yi ...... I am now the male protagonist of a restricted publication, you know?! ”
"it!" Black Box was shocked, "You slut can be hard when he sees me?!" Fuck you pervert!! ”
"You didn't even let me go, eldest nephew, you really disappointed me." Xiong Jing shook his head.
"Brother Qian, like me too?!" Xiao Yi, who was connected to the data cable, jumped excitedly on the counter, "Brother Dam~!" ”
"Don't make any more trouble, okay......" Li Gan, who was standing in the middle of the crowd, covered his face, "I'm already home......"
"It's not because you're wrong, pig." The little ones on the side have no sympathy.
"How can you ...... like this" Hearing this, Li Gan's tears were about to fall, "As my goddess, you must at least comfort me...... You're a faith-like existence to me......"
"That's just your own passion."
Xiao Ke turned his face in the opposite direction, obviously looking unhappy.
"How did I provoke you again......" Li Gan is going to die.
"The benefactor's wishes cannot be changed." Jingxin said, "The slave family only has the ability to realize the wish, and there is no way to eliminate the influence caused by the wish, so the benefactor should think twice before speaking." ”
"In the final analysis, it's not because a certain slut is too careless in what he says." Black Box said, "If you don't have a mouth, you will come when you open your mouth." ”
"Say it again!" Li Qian grabbed the thread under the black boy's neck without a fight, "Besides, Lao Tzu slept with you tonight!" ”
"Five seconds man, you still dare to sleep with me?!" Three more lines suddenly grew out from under the black boy's big head, fluttering and flickering in mid-air. "Meow, I'll tie you up and hang you, believe it or not?!"
"Senior brother...... Xiong Jing hugged Bai Tuan in the corner and trembled, "I want to move......"
"Is it a whipping after tying up?! Xiao Yi also wants to play! Xiao Yi jumped on the edge of the counter and almost fell off the edge of the counter, "Take me one!" ”
The small shop of less than nine square meters is so lively. But Li Kui didn't stop it, but lit a cigarette and had fun behind the counter.
"What are you doing here?"
A calm male voice suddenly appeared behind everyone, and everyone followed the reputation and found that it was Tao Qian standing at the door.
"Brother Tao, you're here."
Li Qian hurriedly let go of the black boy, feeling that Tao Qian looked more handsome than before, although his image had not changed in any way compared to before.
It's over, brother is about to embark on the road of no return from steel to iron rings...... Li Gan didn't dare to look directly and covered his face.
"Yo, why does Brother Tao have time to come to my small shop?" Li Kui greeted with a smile.
"Because I have a trouble, I want to ask you for a favor." Tao Qian walked to the counter, "What's wrong with them?" ”
He gave a thumbs up and pointed at Li Gan, Xiong Jing and Hei Zai Baituan behind him.
"Because of this little one." Li Kui showed him the mirror heart on the drawing board.
"Y-Hello." In front of Tao Qian, Jingxin felt a potential force pressing her. "The slave family is the heart of the mirror."
"Kitsune?" Tao Qian looked at her, still not quite understanding what was going on.
"Qian asked me to help draw a face for her, and after the painting, as long as she is satisfied, one of Qian's wishes can be granted." Li Kui explained, "As a result, after his wish was granted, Qian not only saw women have feelings, but also saw men and various things. My junior brother and Black Box can't accept his change, and they're having trouble with him. ”
"I see." Tao Qian nodded, "No wonder I thought your nephew looked at me weirdly when I first came in." ”
"I don't think anything wrong about you, Brother Tao!" Li Qian hurriedly said, "Absolutely not!" ”
"Hmph, there are no three hundred taels of silver here." Black Boy dismantles his stage behind his back. "Don't depict sluts, the more you depict them, the darker they become."
"Where do I get darker and darker?! Don't you spread rumors for me?! Li Qian yelled at it.
"Did I spread a rumor?" Black Boy didn't show weakness and shot back, "I don't know who just said that he was going to sleep with me at night." ”
"Xiaobai, uncle will take you to the hotel." Xiong Jing hugged Bai Tuan and said, "Let's never live with this perverted nephew again." ”
"Brother Qian, I support you!" Xiao Yi stretched out countless tentacles on the counter to make an open embrace, "No matter what you become, Xiao Yi is your number one fan." ”
"What about fans, you are just a spicy strip......" Brother Qian couldn't stand it, "It's so ugly that my eyes are spicy......"
"What kind of wish do you have? It became like this. Tao Qian was curious, "Could it be that you were bent before?" ”
"Can you stop doubting my sexuality!" Li Gan wanted to kneel down, "I beg you!" ”
"He used to be normal." Xiao Ke, who had been silent, finally spoke.
"What about the evidence?" Tao Qian asked.
"He confessed to me." Xiao Ke said, "So you better help him and see how you can make him normal." ”
"Xiao Ke ......" Li Gan was particularly moved by Xiao Ke's timely relief. He was just about to say thank you, but was stopped by Xiao Ke.
"You don't have to thank me." Xiao Ke looked at him and said, "Even if I repay the favor you helped me untie my possession." ”
"The mirror heart can only fulfill wishes, but it cannot remove the effect of wishes." Li Kui said, "What is Brother Tao's opinion?" ”
"There are only three virtuous abilities between the Yin and Yang worlds that can remove this negative effect." Tao Qian said, "The first one is Hades. Hades can solve all evil things, but his old man is very busy with his daily work, and he can't invite us to come. The second is Yun Ji. But with her temper, after solving this negative effect, you will also go bankrupt, and you can only use it as a last resort. So you can only go to this third one. ”
"Who's the third meritocracy?" Li Kui asked.
"This virtuous person often travels between the two worlds, writing for the Hades King, and he himself likes to collect spells and spell solutions." Tao Qian said, "I just observed it, and I saw that your nephew's symptoms were the negative effects of being under the spell, and if I could find this virtuous ability, I believe that the spell on his body would be lifted." ”
"And what's the name of this virtuous person? Where can we find him? Li Kui asked again.
"I believe that the young people of the Yang Realm have heard of his name, and they are familiar with the ritual method of summoning him." Tao Qiandao.
"Who's this?" Black Jay was curious, "You can still summon it with rituals." ”
"Pen Fairy." Tao Qian said.
"Pen Fairy?!"
All the players present except for Li Kui opened their mouths wide.
"Brother Tao, what are you kidding?!" Li Gan's eyes widened and he said, "Isn't the pen fairy a fierce ghost?!" Whoever summons him will be cursed to death by him, and the death will be horrific, as is told in many ghost stories! There is also a director who made a movie based on the legend of the pen fairy, which is quite scary to watch. ”
"Those ghost stories were written by the pen fairy himself." Tao Qiandao.
"Huh?! Ghosts write their own ghost stories?! Li Gan felt that this disclosure was nonsense, "Is he idle and has nothing to do?!" ”
"It's not that he's idle, it's because he's very knowledgeable, and he's been a ghost who answers questions for humans since a long time ago." Tao Qian explained, "At the beginning, there weren't many humans who asked him, and he was able to solve it in his spare time working for the netherworld. However, with the development of the times, more and more humans wanted to use his knowledge to understand the past and the future, which led to his serious lack of rest and affected his own work, so he made up a terrifying story that summoned the pen fairy to the dead and circulated it in the Yang Realm, thinking that this would prevent humans from summoning him. ”
"The result?" Li Qian asked.
"As a result, the number of people who summoned him increased." Tao Qian recounted, "I remember that last year, when Yin Si held an annual meeting, a group of us got together to drink, and Bixian was also beside us. That wine was drunk for more than two hours, but the pen fairy was summoned more than a hundred times. ”
"More than a hundred?!" Li Qian was stunned, "Then you can't be tired and prostrate?!" ”
"yes, he's been called away until we leave." Tao Qian said, "In the end, he paid for the wine." ”
"Then why should we call him, and should we summon him according to the ritual of the pen fairy?" Li Qian asked.
"Well, that's the only way." Tao Qian said, "Because he is summoned too often, the chance of him showing his true body becomes extremely low, so whether you can meet him depends on your own luck." Even if you can summon a pen fairy, if you make him even a little dissatisfied, he won't lift the spell for you. ”
"Okay...... How do I feel that hope is so slim......" Li Qian didn't know what expression to make.
"Even if there is little hope, I still have to thank Brother Tao for his advice." Li Kui smiled, "By the way, Brother Tao, what are you going to entrust me?" ”