The love was so angry that Lin Qingquan jumped to his feet: "Fart, how can the deity be an illegitimate child, the deity is a ......"

It's just that he got stuck in the middle of his words, Lin Qingquan waited for a long time and didn't wait for the back, and the guys inside didn't let go of a single fart, so he couldn't help but ask: "What?" You're squeaking! ”

The love was still silent, and there was confusion on her face, but fortunately, Lin Qingquan couldn't see it, otherwise she would have to laugh again. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

was impatient by Lin Qingquan, and said vaguely: "Who do you care who gave birth to me?" Anyway, neither the deity nor the deity are the illegitimate children of the Emperor of Heaven, don't guess! ”

This is the third time that she has avoided the problem of life experience, and every time she talks about this topic, this guy always looks like this ghost, hiding his head and showing his tail, and he is very angry.

"Hey, don't you just ask who your father is? Why are you hiding it so tightly? You know everything about me, and you have to show some sincerity to let my mother work, even my father and mother refuse to say it, my mother will stop doing it, and go back to the earth! Lin Qingquan shouted.

The love was so roared by her that her eardrums buzzed, her face was pale, this stinky woman threatened him with this trick every time, and the most hateful thing was that this trick was particularly damn effective every time!

He was used to working with wicked women, and if she didn't have some bad ideas on the side, he didn't know if he would be able to find out the truth.

"Hey, you won't really be like Sun Wukong, jumping out of the cracks in the stones, right? It's not right, you and Wai Hua are brothers, could it be that the stone will also give birth to twins? ”

"You and Wuhua don't look too similar, they shouldn't be twins, which of you is older and who is smaller?"

"Hey, it's not like you don't know who it came out of someone's belly, right?" Lin Qingquan guessed the life experience of the love affair, and chattered a lot.

Wan Qing was so angry by these nonsense that he threw a peach, Lin Qingquan's voice stopped abruptly, and his mouth was blocked by the peach.

"Full of nonsense, how can the deity be a nameless person without a surname? The father of the deity and the goddess is an ancient god, a descendant of the god of war, don't talk nonsense here! Her face was full of pride.

Lin Qingquan finished eating the peach and asked, "God of War?" Isn't the God of War the Emperor of Heaven? You still say you're not his son? ”

Affectionate and angry: "The god of war is the honorific title of the person who was good at fighting at that time in a certain period of the fairy world, the god of war millions of years ago was the emperor of heaven, the god of war for nearly 100,000 years was the deity, and the god of war in ancient times was Xingtian, he was the father of the deity and the deity." ”

Lin Qingquan realized, but there was still something he didn't understand: "What about your Lao Tzu Xingtian?" Where is he?"

"It's fallen, and I was killed by Ji Wuxin a million years ago." The voice of the love was a little low.

"Festival mourning is smooth!" Lin Qingquan was a little embarrassed, and planned to end this topic here, but today's brain was too bright, and doubts popped up in his mind one after another.

It was really uneasy not to figure it out, so I asked hard, "How old are you this year?" ”

If she remembered correctly, she had said before that he and Wanhua were still very young immortals, and their age would not exceed 300,000 years old.

Wu Qing was stunned and said, "Two hundred and twenty-two long live." ”

Lin Qingquan patted his thigh, held his breath and asked, "Your Lao Tzu died a million years ago, and you are only 220,000 years old, how did your mother give birth to you?" ”

Damn, it's hard to cross back!

Or is there also high technology in the fairy world, sperm freezing?

But it can't be preserved for hundreds of thousands of years, right?

The love was silent for a long time, and when Lin Qingquan thought that he was going to be bored again, he said leisurely: "Who told you that the deity has a mother?" ”

Lin Qingquan was stunned, as if he remembered that he had said that no woman in this world was qualified to conceive him, which meant that he was not viviparous.

"Are you egg-born? It's not right, even if it's an egg, you have to have a mother, do you still jump out of the crack in the stone? ”

Lin Qingquan was really stirred up, Lao Tzu is dead, and there is no mother, how did these two brothers come about?

The black face of the deity reprimanded: "The deity was conceived by Wa Niangniang with my father's essence blood, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." ”

"Is this the case with Woo Hua? How can this father and mother be born? If you have sperm, you have to have an egg, right? Let me tell you, sperm alone will never be born, and even if you are an immortal, you can't violate the laws of nature. Lin Qingquan was speechless when he pulled his hair.

She sneered: "How can the methods of the immortal family be understood by ordinary people, what kind of sperm and egg?" As long as there is essence blood, Wa Niangniang can create countless human beings. ”

Lin Qingquan was speechless, well, she forgot the classic story of Nuwa creating people, and the methods of the immortal family are really contrary to the laws of nature.

"Since you and Wu Hua are both descendants of Xingtian, why are you two brothers not like each other at all, and your attributes are completely different, aren't they both the essence and blood of Xingtian?" Lin Qingquan still didn't understand.

The principle of creating a human being should be the same as that of modern clones, according to this, the two brothers of Wanqing and Wanhua should be exactly the same, at least the appearance must be the same, but these two brothers have no similarities, needless to say, even the personalities are diametrically opposite.

She has a strong and outgoing personality, is talented, has outstanding abilities, and is the new god of war who is famous, but she is much inferior, and she is introverted, and she belongs to the kind of sullen type, but this guy's scheming should be deeper than her love, otherwise it will not be a love exile in the end, and she will be in charge of the fairy world.

"The dragon gave birth to nine sons, each of them is different, and the brothers look different and have different abilities, what's so strange." The love is very impatient, the idiot question asked by the idiot.

Lin Qingquan looked at him with idiotic eyes for a long time, and poked sharply: "People came out of my mother's belly, are you?" ”

The love is congested, but there is nothing to say.

Lin Qingquan said proudly: "Anyway, I think you and Wanhua's life experience is very problematic, you still don't act like a fool, just believe what others say, let's have a snack!" ”

"Wa Niangniang won't lie to me." She yelled at her.

Lin Qingquan snorted: "Feng Xi's old lady is not necessarily, look at how she is playing tricks on me?" You think she's a good person? ”

This old lady still wants to die!

Lin Qingquan complained silently in his heart.

Wu Qing was speechless again, why did he know that this evil woman was talking nonsense, but he still felt that it made sense!

Sure enough, it is close to Zhu who is red, and who is close to ink is black, the earth has gone, and the outlook on life and values have been deviated!

Lin Qingquan clapped his hands: "Okay, your life experience problem is over for the time being, it's a waste of time, let's discuss how to deal with Wuhua!" ”

She stared out affectionately, who brought it up first?

Xiaobai flew happily, and suddenly it turned a corner and ran in the other direction. (To be continued.) )