There is no love without a reason, and there is no hate without a reason. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

This sentence can also work in the yin and yang world, and it is absolutely impossible for the third uncle to suddenly "overwhelm the dark clouds", so I took the excuse of peeing, checked the bathroom, and there was nothing abnormal in the bathroom, I came out and shouted at the third uncle: "Old man Sanyuan, you don't mind if I visit your bedroom, right?" ”

"You little bunny, my bedroom is about to be rotten by you, what else is there to see?" The third uncle laughed and scolded outside.

When I walked around the entire three-bedroom house, a fire of ignorance ignited in my heart: in the Malegobi, someone actually arranged a feng shui evil game in the third uncle's room, and it was also one of the top ten feng shui evil situations, the "Five Wood Dragon Trapped Beast Bureau".

The five-wood dragon trapping beast bureau, as its name suggests, places trees in the five directions of the gossip, and places a dragon in the center of the tree, and this game is formed. Gogi acts as a cage, and the dragon is trapped in the cage, so it is naturally angry, so those who enter this game will be devoured by the dragon. In the living room, dining room, master bedroom and second bedroom, there are five pots of trees, although one of the rich trees looks like a shrub, but it still can't hide its identity as an arbor, you know, only arbor is qualified to act as five trees.

The load-bearing wall between the living room and the master bedroom was forcibly chiseled out of a large hole, and a fish tank was embedded in the position of the hole. I measured the size imperceptibly, and the fish tank was not skewed, and it was located right in the middle of the five trees.

Over the back of the Golden Dragon! My eyes were fixed on this expensive, domineering fish, which is also a carnivorous fish that has risen to the trend of breeding in recent years, when the number of wealthy people has gradually increased. What makes people hurt is that no matter its name or its appearance, it is very close to the "dragon", which also allows it to replace the long worm that has been in this kind of bureau for thousands of years.

Although I have not studied Feng Shui in depth, I have seen this five-wood dragon trapped beast bureau in my grandfather's notebook, this kind of bureau is very vicious, except for the tiger people do not have an obvious restraint effect, other people, without exception, can not escape the persecution of this evil situation.

Calculating the age of the third uncle, it is not a coincidence, he belongs to the sheep.

Why are Tiger people able to fight against this kind of game? As the saying goes, "the avenue is fifty, the sky is forty-nine, so leave one". And this is not only a variable, but also a glimmer of life left by the Heavenly Dao for sentient beings, so no matter how perfect the Feng Shui Bureau is, it also has its flaws.

The tiger is the only kind of creature that can fight against the dragon, which is what people often call the dragon fight, and the tiger is born in the mountains and forests, so it is not surprising that the five wood dragon is trapped in the beast game, and the tiger cannot be trapped, at most it is a lose-lose situation.

"Old man Sanyuan, when did you buy this fish? What's your name? I asked, standing in front of the fish tank and pretending to be curious.

"This is called the Golden Dragon, it was a gift from your Sanniang to me last month, hehe, beautiful, right?" The third uncle walked up to me, looked at the Arowana in the fish tank intently, and said proudly.

"Well, it's okay, I just don't know what it tastes like?" I deliberately pretended to be stupid, but my eyes were squinting at the "dragon." ”

In fact, it is not difficult to break this game, and the easiest way is to break the game violently, either by pulling out two "woods" at random, or by killing the dragon.

There is a cloud in the "Book of Burial": "The qi is dispersed by the wind, and the boundary water is stopped, and the ancients gathered to make it not disperse, and the line made it stop, so it is called feng shui." In layman's terms, Feng Shui is to have wind and water, and to be able to gather Feng Shui.

It's the same with the five-wood dragon trapped beast game, it uses five woods to gather wind and swim the dragon to absorb the water, so just break one of them, and this game will be broken.

Some people will wonder, whether it is a film or television work, isn't it quite difficult to break a feng shui bureau?

I have to say here that the game is big and small, and the small game can naturally be broken, and the overall situation must be broken skillfully, some need to use some props, some need to use some formations, and even more, need to steal some feng shui, so as to change the pattern of feng shui.

For example, if you look out from your dwelling and see two buildings in front of you that are close together, a hollow gap is formed between them. And this gap is facing one's own residence, and this feng shui bureau is called Heavenly Slashing. Living in such a dwelling, it can be as good as blood and light, and at worst as burping and cold.

If you are not Bill Gates or Li Ka-shing, it is obviously impossible to demolish the two buildings in front of you, in the absence of other residences to hide, in fact, you can place large copper coins and five emperor ancient coins in the residence, if the building in front is particularly high, resulting in the sky slashing is particularly rich, you can also use a pair of unicorns to face the side of the evil qi to block the evil, or use a pair of copper turtles, two ends opposite, the two buildings are humped.

The above method is called Qiaopo.

Getting back to the point, when the third uncle heard this, he bent down and fished a small fish from the bucket and put it in the fish tank, and said to me: "I heard that this thing is very pasta, and there is no chew at all, if you want to eat it, we will stew it and taste it." ”

Watching the Arowana swallow the small fish into its belly in one bite, I smiled bitterly, and said in my heart that this thing is not faceless, and if you put it for two months, even your sheep can be swallowed alive.

And the third uncle said that he stewed it in a hurry, in fact, it was just for fun, I don't believe he could stew the gift given to him by his lover, besides, take 10,000 steps back, even if it is stewed tomorrow, can you guarantee that the girl will not buy an eel or something? You know, that thing is not weaker than the Arowana, although there is no "dragon" in the name, but its ferocity can be more than that, I can't eat ornamental fish every day, right?

No, it's not the way to go on like this!

Although my top priority now is to go to Dongting Lake to find Han Xiaolin's soul, I can't let Sanbo be poisoned.

"Cut, are you willing?" I chatted with Sanbo casually, while thinking about how to protect Sanbo quietly, the most important thing is, I have to figure out why the girl wants to harm my Sanbo, you know, if she is not a ghost or a monster, I can't kill her, as long as she is alive, she may hurt my Sanbo again, I can't watch Sanbo for the rest of my life, right?

Hey, I suddenly feel like I'm an unlucky guy, and I can have an accident wherever I go, and it hurts.

Forget it, let's break the game violently, I want to see if that girl has three heads and six arms! Thinking of this, I pretended to go to the coffee table to get fruit to eat, and when I passed by a pot of green plants, I came to a realistic fake fall, only to hear a "bang", the green plants turned to the ground, I sat on it with my buttocks, and crushed the green plants.

"Oops!" I pretended to rub my ass, but the corners of my mouth were imperceptibly hooked, the game has just begun!