Chapter 17: The Adventures of the Road Idiot

"Anyway, why did you lose your wallet? Uncle. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Li Qian said while eating an old popsicle.

"Originally, I came with my companions." The fortune teller munched on the meat bun and said, "The wallet is soft and everything is on him, and we got separated as soon as we got off the subway." ”

"So, do you have his contact information?" Li Qian asked.

"No, I said I wanted to buy him a mobile phone, but he just didn't want it, if he had listened to me earlier, he wouldn't have had these troubles." The fortune teller took another bite of the meat bun.

"yes, it's not easy." Li Qian was out of luck for a while.

"By the way, is it okay for us to eat here?" The fortune teller reached for the second meat bun on the table.

"It's okay." Li Gandao.

"Then why have we been being watched since then?"

"Huh?!"

After being reminded by the fortune teller, Li Gan found that there were all coffee drinkers around him who did not know the truth, and they were snickering and talking about them. Li Qian looked at the floor-to-ceiling window glass next to the seat, and the icon on it was a beautiful woman with a green circle on the outside, and the green circle said "starbucks" in white.

"Nima, this is Starbucks?! I thought it was McDonald's, but I dared to be wrong! Li Gan hurriedly pulled the fortune teller and ran out.

"Hahahaha, it turns out that you are also a road idiot......" the uncle bent over with a smile.

"What a fart! It's just once in a while! Occasionally! Li Qian felt embarrassed, but he didn't want to call the fortune teller.

"It's okay, Uncle can understand you." The fortune teller patted him on the shoulder, "You're already good compared to me, who couldn't find the subway entrance after eight rounds." ”

"Eight circles...... I couldn't find the subway entrance...... "Li Gan doesn't know what to say anymore."

"It's the first time I've come to a big city like Biluo City, and it's a bit unbearable to take the terrain here." The fortune teller solved the meat bun in his hand in two bites, and then handed the plastic bag containing oil paper to Li Gan, "Help me throw it away." ”

"Go yourself, the trash can is on the other side." Li Gan used his chin to nun the other end of the street.

"No, you should go......" The fortune teller lowered his head and held his sunglasses, "I'm afraid of getting lost......"

"How crazy are you?! You can get lost if you throw any garbage! Li Gan snatched the bag from his hand, "Wait for me here, don't run around!" ”

"Uh-huh!" The fortune teller nodded like a large dog, and almost crouched there to tie another chain.

When Li Qian walked across the street, the fortune teller noticed the black boy who was left where he was.

"Hi~" he smiled and waved at the black boy.

As soon as Li Gan turned around after throwing away the garbage, he saw that the fortune teller was scuffling with the black boy, and immediately ran back with a loud roar.

"Hey! You let go of the black boy for me! It's mine! ”

At first, I thought that the fortune teller was a very hidden ghost GO player, and wanted to snatch the black boy when he was not paying attention. When he ran in front of him, he saw that it was the black boy who strangled the fortune teller's neck with the thread under the big head and knocked him down.

"Help!" The fortune teller stretched out his hand to Li Gan while tugging at the thread around his neck, and his face turned purple. "Help me! I'm going to die! ”

How warlike are you...... Li Qian thought to himself with a dark face.

"Ahem...... It's so dangerous, I almost died......"

Sitting on a small park bench off the beaten track, the fortune teller touched his neck while looking at the black boy next to him. The black boy grinned at him like a man, revealing the dense fangs inside, and startled him again.

"Black Boy." Li Qian stopped the cat monster at the right time, "Don't scare him anymore." ”

"But he's suspicious enough to notice my presence." Black Boy said and grinned at the fortune teller like a prison door, "Tell me honestly here, who are you?!" ”

"I'm just an ordinary fortune teller!" The uncle didn't dare to look at it with his face in his face.

"Can ordinary fortune tellers see ghosts?!" Black boy yelled at him as if he was tortured to extract a confession, "Tell me the truth!" ”

"I say I say!" The fortune teller was afraid that the black boy would really bite him, "I couldn't see you before, but I can see it recently!" ”

"Lately?" Li Qian and Heizai looked at each other.

"It started when I picked up this thing." The fortune teller pulled out a cell phone from his bosom.

That mobile phone is the same style as his own mobile phone, so Li Qian understood it at a glance.

"So you're a Goblin player." Li Qian smiled, "I said it earlier." ”

"Huh? You too? The fortune teller looked confused.

"yes." Li Qian stretched out a hand to him, "My name is Li Gan, what about you, uncle?" ”

"My name is Xiong Jing." The fortune teller shook his hand.

"It turned out to be Uncle Xiong." Li Qian smiled, "Can I call it that?" ”

"Yes, I like it." The fortune teller also laughed.

"Black Boy, come and apologize to Uncle Xiong." Li Gan pushed the black boy in front of the fortune teller, "My ghost offended you just now, I have offended you a lot, I hope you can forgive me." ”

"It's okay, it's okay." Before the black boy squeaked, the fortune teller waved his hand, "It's also for your good, I don't care." ”

"yes, I'm sorry." Black Box said embarrassedly.

"It's okay, it's okay, just let Uncle hug me." The fortune teller opens his arms to the black boy.

In order to apologize, Black Box threw himself into the arms of Xiong Jing.

"Oops, this balloon-like soft head is so cute~" The fortune teller touched the black boy's head with a foolish look.

"Sure enough, I still think you're suspicious, bastard!!"

The green tendons on the black boy's head burst out, and he wrapped the thread under his neck around Xiong Jing's neck.

"Dry ...... Cough...... Save me......" Xiong Jing was about to be strangled.

Why are you going to provoke it...... Ay...... Li Gan's face turned black again.

"What about your guiding ghosts? Uncle Bear? Li Gan asked, "Is it in your phone?" ”

"Hey, don't mention it." Xiong Jing sighed, "I got lost with it." ”

"It turns out that the lost companion you mentioned before is ......," Li Gan's eyes widened.

"Yes, my guide ghost." Xiong Jing said, "I put all the money and luggage on it, but as soon as the subway door opened, it rushed out, and when I went out, I couldn't find it, I walked around the subway eight times and didn't find it." ”

"This is the prototype of your allusion that you didn't find the subway entrance after walking around eight times......" Li Gan said.

"No, although it's looking for my ghost, I really don't know where the subway entrance is......" Xiong Jing smiled innocently.

"Isn't there a map in there?" Li Qian was surprised, "You can't find it even when you look at the map?" ”

"I can't find it." Xiong Jing continued to laugh innocently.

"Then you can't go out...... Li Gan was helpless, "...... How did you survive at such an age? ”

"Fortune telling." Xiong Jing said.

"Isn't fortune telling all about going out to tell people?" Li Qian was puzzled.

"No, it's all people who come to me to calculate, so I can make money without leaving home~" Xiong Jing happily made a V-shaped gesture towards Li Qianbi.

"And what are you going to do with your meal?" "Rely on takeout or online shopping."

If it's really a 10,000-year-old otaku, it's no wonder that the combat power is so scumbag that even the black boy can't beat it...... Li Gan covered his forehead with a dark face.

"By the way, Uncle Xiong, what does your guide ghost look like? I'll help you find it around the neighborhood. Li Gandao.

"It's a cute white goblin." Xiong Jing described, "It's like a big sofa, with long hair, and it's very soft to the touch, and you can't tell where its face is and where it's its ass when you're lying in one place." At first glance, it looks like it has no legs, but in fact it has four small short legs, and it is still very fast......"

"Isn't this a white dumpling?!" Li Qian and Heizai spoke in unison.

"Huh?! How do you know that my ghost is called Bai Tuanzi?! Xiong Jing was surprised.

"We've seen it nearby, and at first we thought it was a ghost without an owner, and we were going to catch it." Li Gandao.

Xiong Jing stood up suddenly, looking anxious.

"Where is it now?! Can you take me to find it?! ”

"When I chased it near the subway station, it suddenly disappeared, and then the black boy couldn't feel it." Li Qian said, "We are also more worried, because we saw it very pitiful before, and we cried, probably because we lost you." ”

"That kid can't do without me."

Xiong Jing was worried, but he still tried his best to calm down.

"If you can't find it, you'll have to go find that person first."

He took out a note from his bosom and handed it to Li Gan.

"Little brother, do you know this place?"

The note was torn from a notebook with a scribbled line written in a blue ballpoint pen. Because of the long storage time, the paper has been yellowed and damp. Li Qian carefully looked at the address on the note, and felt that there were some things in this world that were really coincidental and unwritten.

Because the place written on the note is the mobile phone store opened by his second uncle.

"I'm familiar with this place, it's not far from here." Li Qian smiled, "I'll take you there." ”

There is no need to go into detail about the delay on the road, in short, it took more than ten minutes to get to the market where the mobile phone store is located. Before entering the store, Li Gan and the others saw a white-haired dumpling the size of a sofa anxiously moving around the store. As soon as he saw the ball, Xiong Jing immediately ran over.

"Xiaobai~!"

Bai Tuanzi, who heard Xiong Jing's call, immediately raised his head, and when he confirmed that the person who ran over was the owner who was lost by it, tears immediately welled up in his eyes.

"Sir~!"

A person and a ghost were originally going to hug each other, but Xiong Jing was overwhelmed by the white group.

"I heard Mr.'s heartbeat again......" Bai Tuan pressed his head against Xiong Jing's chest, "I thought I would never hear it again......"

"Alright, didn't I find you?" Uncle Xiong smiled and touched Bai Tuan's head.

"Sir, Xiaobai will never lose you again in the future!" Bai Tuan said with tears in his eyes, "If you lose Xiaobai again, you won't come back!" ”

"What are you talking about, silly boy, uncle can't live without you." Xiong Jing said angrily, "Without your uncle, I can't find the way at all!" ”

"Hehe, I know~" Bai Tuan burst into tears and laughed.

"Why is the relationship between the two of them so good?"

Looking at Uncle Xiong and Bai Tuan, who had reunited after hardships, Li Gan and Heizai were very emotional.

"Look at other people's ghosts, how gentle and thoughtful they are for the sake of their masters, you don't want to learn from others!" Li Qian slapped the black boy's head.

", why don't you learn from Uncle Xiong's temper, and see where people are like you, if you don't agree with you, you will be a ghost!" Black Jay grinned back.

"I'm not here to discipline you, big black head!" "Come on, I don't know who disciplines whom, slut!"

"What, can't we get along well?" Xiong Jing smiled very presently beside him.

"No way!" Li Qian and Black Boy spoke in unison.

"Hehe......" Li Kui stood in the store and smiled and didn't speak.