chapter2

By the time I crawled home like a dog with soy sauce, my grandmother was already sitting at the dining table watching TV and eating, and the braised pork inevitably turned into stew. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

She was watching a program that specializes in helping people mediate family disputes, called "Old Lady's Uncle". An old lady on TV sat on the ground and patted her legs, crying and saying that her son was not filial to her daughter-in-law and viciously refused to give her food, and the old man called the old lady and uncle persuaded this and that, and the grandmother who watched was indignant, and the chopsticks poked in the bowl and sounded: "Unfilial!" Unfilial! ”

"Hey!" She turned her head to see me, "Why did you buy a soy sauce and go for so long?" "I told her about the pigeon, but I hesitated and decided not to say anything about the alley. After listening to this, my grandmother looked me up and down with the eyes of buying turnips, and cut out: "Stupid, you can't tell lies." Sit down and eat! ”

"I'm ...... I'm not lying, but I can't defend myself.

I had no choice but to sit at the table to eat, my eyes glanced at the TV, and the old lady said bitterly to the old lady's son and daughter-in-law: "You, don't do this again, listen to my old mother, you treat your old mother who gave birth to you and raised you like this is to suffer retribution...... It's a crime for you to abuse the elderly like this...... Audiences across the country have seen ah...... "Threat, the threat of red fruit!" When the two of them heard this, they immediately grabbed the old lady's hand affectionately: "It must be, we will never be again." Mother, you have to forgive us for being confused! ”

Looking back at my grandmother, my hand was clutching the chopsticks tightly, and she was almost about to break.

Alas, I didn't have much appetite, so I casually pulled the rice twice and saw that my grandmother didn't pay attention to me at all, so I went back to the room.

When I went back to my room and lay on the bed, it was awkward to roll over and over, and I always felt that something was wrong. When I turned over, I caught a glimpse of the ring on my left index finger and wanted to take it off to take it off, but I pulled it, pulled it, and bit it, but it didn't come down, but made myself sweaty. So I had to roll around on the bed again, and fell asleep unconsciously.

Not long after I fell asleep, I began to dream, and in my dream I was walking on the banks of a silver river, the clear water of which was up to my ankles, and surrounded by an empty and boundless starfield.

I kept walking forward, kept walking forward, like I was looking for something. Then a man appeared in my field of vision, sitting quietly on a large gray stone on the shore, looking down at the galaxy so leisurely. To his left lay a fine long sword with two outstretched wings on the hilt and sparkled with sparkling gems. His long silver-gray hair was cathartic like the moonlight rippling in the water, flying behind him into beautiful poems, and his water-blue robe was blown by the wind, fluttering leisurely.

I suddenly felt that he was what I was looking for, and after looking for a long, long time, I ran to him as fast as I could. But it seems that it is only a few dozen paces away, but it is impossible to reach it, and no matter how much I shout, he can't hear me. I hurriedly picked a star from the sky and threw it over, and a meteor crossed the sky and landed in the Milky Way in front of him, stirring up a fine splash of water.

His long hair was shiny. He turned his head slowly, his face was blurry, but his dark blue eyes were extraordinarily bright, and the moment we touched our eyes, it seemed that there were thousands of years of longing, and my heart was almost suffocating. In a trance, I heard his voice coming from the end of time and space: "Sakya...... I miss you ......."

"Ahh With a scream, I rolled out of bed, it turned out to be a dream.

I rubbed my sore back and touched my head that had hit the floor, sighing: my head has been so bad, I don't know how many brain cells have died......

I looked at the alarm clock at the head of the bed, and it bounced off the ground with a frightened wow, nine, nine!? Why didn't my grandmother call me to school?

Dead and dead, I was about to be kicked out of school if I didn't get good grades and failed a course, and now I'm still absent from class and late, so don't think about it at all.

I hurriedly picked up my schoolbag and rushed out, rushed to the door and was stunned. Eclipse? Can't you? Suspiciously, he went down to the staircase and moved it out inch by inch......

Wow! O moon!

Haha, I see, I scare myself. It was nine o'clock in the evening, not nine o'clock in the morning, and suddenly I felt like I had been beaten with chicken blood.

After a few sooths of my frightened heart, I hummed a little song and walked to the staircase.

"Hey! Look at the way she looks, she's so stupid, so bad. There was a caustic voice that said.

Why is it so stupid?

"Hell, it's fun." Another gentle voice said.

What's the fun?

"She's so fast, faster than a rabbit."

"Well, the legs are quite long. I laughed to death this afternoon, chasing pigeons for six streets, haha. ”

"You don't realize that her head is like a kohlrabi."

"Hee-hee-hee, it's quite similar.

"You said if I pricked her with a needle, would she run faster?"

Oh, prick it......

Prick it!?

What do I do wrong, do you want to prick me? I immediately looked around and wondered who was so cruel as to stab me!!

Left, no, right, no, front, no, back, no, can't be below, that...... Topmost? My gaze was up at a tree, where an upside-down bat and an upside-down snake were grinning at me, tiny fangs glowing dangerously in the moonlight.

Talking bats and snakes?

"Huh! Found out? The caustic voice said, it was the bat.

"It's okay, maybe she didn't know it was ours." The gentle voice deceived itself and said, "It's the serpent."

I scratched my head in embarrassment: "It's hard for me not to find out about you guys." ”

The bat glanced at me disdainfully: "Cut! ”

The serpent said, "Well, let us hide quickly, or the king will not appear." ”

Bat: "Hmph, let's beat her half to death, and the king will definitely appear." ”

I hurriedly waved my hand modestly: "No, no, no, even if you beat me to death, the king you said will not appear." ”

The snake straightened up like a stick and pointed its head at me: "How do you know? ”

Bat: "yes, how do you know?" ”

I ...... "How do I know!"

I had no choice but to pull my legs and run.

Run, run, run......

"You see, she's running so fast."

"yes, yes."

"Wouldn't it be faster to let a dog bite?"

"No...... Let's get a car! ”

"Ahh You are so cruel! ”

"I hate it, so the Lun family ......"

Ahh

I ran home desperately, "Bang! He closed the door and leaned against it.

It still feels very unsafe.

Pull the chair over the door......

Pull the table over against the door......

Pull the couch over against the door......

Dishes, chopsticks, basins, flower pots, fish tanks............

Put the refrigerator ............

"Shi Momo! What are you doing? "Grandma, who got up to go to the bathroom, looked at me with wide eyes, and my hand pulling the refrigerator stopped in mid-air. She pointed to a large pile of things in front of the door and looked at me incredulously: "This, this, this, you moved it?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, and immediately made a blank face and a dull look, continued to drag the refrigerator to the door, moved the electric fan to the door, and then bypassed her like I didn't see my grandmother, and went back to the room step by step to fall asleep, making a purring sound.

Pretending to sleepwalk to deceive the elderly, is it good or bad...... How bad is it......

But if you don't, you'll die a miserable death.

Alas............