Chapter Ninety-Seven: Chang'an Trip Claw marks in the museum

After Guo Dabao's matter was properly handled, the vice president asked Shenxu Daoyou to close the door and continue to explain the content of the third assessment, and the vice president said: "You also know the content of this third assessment, it is a practical assessment, you have to complete the commission given to you by the association in 7 days, and the top five who take the shortest time and complete the task can successfully join the association and become a permanent member of our metaphysical society." Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

When the vice president said this, Shenkui Daoyou brought a few file bags, and at this time, Gao Wen asked, "Vice president, there is a question I want to ask." The vice president looked at Gawain and said, "Please speak."

Gao Wen asked: "I heard some seniors say that these 7 days also include the time consumed by the journey, if the place is too remote, such as going to Kashgar in Xinjiang, it will take at least one day to go back and forth, if you draw a long distance, because of the delay in transportation, and lose the qualification to join, is this a bit unfair?" ”。

The vice president looked at Gao Wen, and then glanced at everyone's faces, and finally he looked at Liang Yifu, who was listening to people while eating bananas and seemed very indifferent, and asked, "Liang Yifu, do you have anything to ask?" ”。 Liang Yifu chewed a banana and said, "Huh? No, I don't."

Gao Wen turned his head to look at Liang Yifu, Liang Yifu looked at Gao Wen sideways, and Gao Wen asked, "Do you know that there is a fairer way?" ”。 Liang Yifu casually threw away the banana peel in his hand and said: "I said Lao Gao, aren't you a showman, after we finished the assessment yesterday, didn't the examiner give us a note?" It's all written on it, haven't you read it? ”。

When Gao Wen heard this, he was slightly stunned, looked at his sister Gao Ya and asked, "Is there such a thing?" ”。 Gao Ya pursed her lips and shook her head. At this point, the vice president said: "Okay, let me elaborate again, Gao Wen, your question is very reasonable, so this year we have changed the way, the file bag has your commission content, after completing the commission, contact the local person in charge, the file has the contact information of the person in charge, as long as you report to the person in charge, even if you complete the task, you don't need to rush back to the capital, here I want to remind everyone in advance, this mission has a relatively big risk, you must not be reluctant, you can't complete it and run away, you know?" ”。

After saying this, the vice president put the eight file bags on the table and spread them out and said: "There are eight file bags here, you each choose one to complete, first explain, you can complete the team to complete, for example, two people must complete two tasks in a team, three people must complete three tasks in a team, due to the danger of this year's tasks, it is recommended that you travel in a team to travel safely, and the start time of the third assessment is from 6 pm tomorrow."

After the vice president finished speaking, he gave up the position and let the 7 candidates choose their own tasks, Gao Wen and Gao Ya chose two briefcases very decisively, and then walked to the corner to open and check, followed by Wang Tian, who also didn't pick, took one and walked away.

Song Zhenze has been standing aside, waiting for others to pick and choose before going over to get the briefcase, but Song Zhenze didn't expect that Liang Yifu, Qin Ide and Sun Xiaotong looked at the 5 briefcases on the table and kept picking and picking, and also discussed which task was less difficult, and said that there would be any tricky tasks, Song Zhenze waited on the side for several minutes, he couldn't stand it anymore, and walked over and said, "That's enough!" What are the three of you thinking, and you don't have clairvoyance, so why don't you just pick one of them? ”。 With that, he pulled out the briefcase closest to him and left.

Song Zhenze's words woke up the three confused people, and after Qin Ed and the three of them took a briefcase casually, the vice president walked to the table, picked up the briefcase on the table, and said, "Don't look at the content of the task first, come over first." In front of the seven people scattered in the hall to return to the podium, the vice president opened the briefcase in his hand in front of everyone, turned the first page and was slightly stunned, then frowned, and finally smiled and said: "You children, you are really unlucky, no one has got the simplest task."

As soon as Sun Xiaotong heard this, he immediately opened his briefcase and checked the content of the task, the documents in the briefcase were mainly the time and address of the supernatural incident and the relevant personnel of the case, whether the citizens were injured, the content of the investigation and the preliminary judgment results and suggested solutions, Sun Xiaotong habitually looked from the back to the front, and said suspiciously: "Monster!?" It can't be those mutant monsters, right? ”。

The vice president said: "Yes, the information and commissions that our association has received recently are all about dealing with monsters, and finally there is a task to catch ghosts, you are too unlucky that no one has got it, after many days of discussion with us, the monsters you are going to deal with should not be in the climate, that is, they have only been discovered in the past few days, I suggest that you set off to investigate and deal with it as soon as possible, I wish you good luck." With that, the vice president left with his briefcase.

Gao Wen and Gao Ya, two siblings, walked over to Liang Yifu and Qin Aide, Gao Ya looked at Qin Aide and said, "Hmph, I didn't expect that you, an impolite turtle, could survive the third assessment, I really don't know if you are lucky or rely on strength." Qin Ed shrugged his shoulders and ignored her.

Liang Yifu said: "You said that my junior brother is a turtle? My junior brother looks like a person, are you transplanted with canine color blindness, canine blindness can't see things clearly? ”。 When Gao Ya heard Liang Yifu's words, he immediately pointed at Liang Yifu and wanted to scold, Gao Wen hurriedly covered his sister's mouth, looked at the two of them and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my sister has been like this since she was a child, a little princess disease, don't blame him, we all worship the same ancestor, forgive me."

Sun Xiaotong looked at Gao Wen and asked with a serious face: "You will also 'Sun Wu Dao'?" ”。 Gao Wen let go of Gao Ya's mouth, Gao Ya glared at his brother very dissatisfied, Gao Wen looked at Sun Xiaotong and the three of them and said with a humble face: "Yes, my sister and I learned the art of Fu Zong, but unfortunately we are not proficient in learning, and now we only have some superficial knowledge."

When Sun Xiaotong heard this, he looked at Gao Wen very vigilantly and asked, "Who did you learn this technique from?" ”。 Gao Ya said arrogantly: "Hmph, I won't tell you, I will scare you stupid people to death if I say it!" ”。 When Sun Xiaotong heard this, he immediately worked hard, rolled up his sleeves and wanted to teach this stupid girl who didn't know the height of the sky.

Liang Yifu hurriedly grabbed Sun Xiaotong, and at this time, Qin Ide walked up to Gao Wen and Gao Ya and said: "Actually, we really don't know each other, even if we know 'Sun Wu Daofa', we may not be able to get along with you guys who think you are rich and great, you can do it yourself."

As soon as Qin Ide's words fell, Gao Ya put his face in front of Qin Ide's face, and at the same time stood on tiptoe and glared at Qin Ide and scolded, "What do you mean by this?" You turtle, you are obviously a turtle and you don't admit it...". As soon as she said this, she suddenly couldn't speak, Gao Ya hurriedly touched her mouth, neck and face, at this time Gao Ya was so anxious that she cried, Gao Wen immediately squatted down to check the situation for her sister.

Qin Ed looked at the two brothers and sisters and said, "We're leaving, you can do it yourself." After speaking, Qin Ide left with Liang Yifu and Sun Xiaotong. After they left, Gao Wen found a yellow talisman on his sister's left thigh, which was a yellow talisman of the Maoshan faction, and after he tore off the talisman, Gao Ya immediately let out a cry, and Gao Ya immediately said happily: "Great, great, I can speak."

Gao Wen took the yellow talisman in his hand, looked at the door, and thought to himself that this talisman should not have been pasted by the kid surnamed Qin, but how could he know the talisman technique of the Maoshan faction? Isn't he the successor of 'Sun Wu Taoism'? This doubt has been bothering Gawain, and he has been thinking about it during his mission.

In fact, this talisman was indeed secretly pasted on Gao Ya's thigh by Qin Aide, and Sun Xiaotong also saw it at that time, and he almost couldn't help laughing. The matter of this 'forbidden spell' talisman has to start from last night. Last night, when the three of them had dinner with the two uncles of 'Kidney Deficiency' and 'Kidney Deficit', the 'Kidney Deficiency' Taoist friend was drunk, and he began to show how powerful his talisman was, took out a bunch of talismans to show off, and gave them the 'forbidden spell', each of the three of them had one, but at that time, Sun Xiaotong felt that this broken talisman that did not make people speak had no great effect, so he threw it in his wallet, but he didn't expect Qin Ed to stick the talisman on Gao Ya's leg, so that she couldn't scold.

After the three of them left the hall, they returned to their suites and began to formulate a battle plan, Liang Yifu got the mission to a mountain village on the border of Hebei Province and Shandong Province, where there was a suspected monster stealing poultry and livestock, because of this incident, the local public security bureau reported the case, and then the General Bureau of the Public Security Bureau reported it to the special committee, and finally the matter was handed over to the 'Metaphysical Society' to deal with.

And the mission location that Qin Ide got was in Chang'an City, Shaanxi Province, in the Terracotta Warriors and Horses Museum, it is said that when the security guards of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses Museum were patrolling at night recently, they could occasionally see the shadow of a strange behemoth walking nearby, and some of the monuments were destroyed by beast-like creatures, leaving scratches similar to bear scratches.

The mission address that Sun Xiaotong got was unbelievable even to herself, it happened in Pengcheng, and the address of the crime turned out to be near Jishantang, on the back mountain connected to Wutong Mountain, the funniest thing is that the person involved in this case turned out to be He Shanbao, who was infested by He Shanbao's old hair and monsters. Liang Yifu looked at this information and had the urge to exchange tasks with Sun Xiaotong, but Sun Xiaotong refused, because the places where the two brothers and sisters were going were places where birds didn't.

Qin Ide said: "It seems that this time you can only act separately, after you return to Pengcheng, remember to ask Sister Haring for help, she has been idle in Jishantang recently, and He Shanbao, that is, Uncle He is a little strange, but the person is very good, you can ask him in detail what is going on." Sun Xiaotong looked at Qin Aide and said with a smug expression: "Okay, you better take care of yourself, I will definitely make good use of all the resources around."

Liang Yifu put the documents back in the bag, and then said: "Without further ado, let's hurry up, we have to steal some time as soon as possible, those monsters are not easy to deal with, I'm afraid I will have to spend time looking for them after I get there, and I don't know the number, I have a headache when I think about it."

Sun Xiaotong nodded and said, "You really have to leave early, but you also have to book a ticket, don't you?" And your address can't be directly reached, the coward is a little better than you, take a plane directly to Chang'an, and then take a taxi over, which is much more convenient."

Liang Yifu took his mobile phone to check the flight of the plane, and said at the same time: "I didn't expect my bad luck to be over yet, Nima shouldn't be a place where birds don't again, in case I encounter the local city god tricking me again, then I really have to go to the Fengdu Emperor to cry out for injustice."

In the afternoon of the same day, Liang Yifu and Sun Xiaotong rushed to the airport, with Shenxu Daoyou as a special car driver, and the two took a flight to the destination that night.

And Sun Xiaotong is the coolest, after going to Pengcheng, you can live with Sister Haring, even the hotel cost is saved, and when you fight monsters, you have Sister Harlem to help, and your person in charge is still a coward and their acquaintance, so things are much easier to do.

Qin Ide was more unlucky, he took off at 5:20 p.m. the next day of the ticket, which means that he basically couldn't steal time, and he was left alone in the hotel with the 7 candidates, fortunately, the seniors of the Metaphysical Society were still having a meeting, otherwise they were really unfamiliar with life, lonely and cold.

After finally surviving the night, Qin Aide finally took the flight to Chang'an City smoothly, on the plane, Qin Aide asked very depressedly: "I said Uncle Shenkui, why are you coming along?" ”。 Uncle Shenkui stretched out his hand to touch his bald head, and said at the same time: "I'm only a little over 40 years old, don't keep calling me uncle."

Qin Ed sighed again, and then asked, "Don't tell me that you are my auditor." Shenkui Daoyou said with a smile: "No, no, my family is in Chang'an City, I went home to visit relatives this time, I didn't go back during the New Year, I specially asked the association for a week's vacation to go back, and it was just a coincidence that I met you."

Qin Ide stared at Shenkui Daoyou, the rumored uncle who was suspected of being gay, in disbelief, and asked, "But we can't sit next door by such a coincidence." Shenkui Daoyou said with a depressed face: "It's really a coincidence, and I told you kid, I'm not a 'base', don't listen to their nonsense, I'm not like the god of the void, I am as the great philosopher Mr. Plato said with spiritual love as the starting point, but today's women, how many people can really talk to you, sad and lamentable."

Qin Ide listened to him, looked at his pretending to be emotional, clenched his fists with both hands, and really wanted to beat him hard, the night before yesterday at dinner, this guy drank a large bottle of Moutai, and when he was drunk, he began to brag about how reliable his talisman was, but it really worked, but he began to talk about his love history later, and it was even more twisty than the novel written by Aunt Qiong Yao, at that time Qin Ide wanted to beat him, how could he think that he would be so unlucky to meet him now, and listen to him babble about his concept of love, NimaLeave me alone, don't let me knock him out.

Great philosopher Silly Root. Albert. Plato said: "When a girl who loves vanity likes you, not because of how much she loves you but because of how rich she is, one day she doesn't love you anymore, and you give her all your wealth, and she still doesn't love you, because there is no such thing as you in her heart, and there is no trace of emotion in her intellect, mourn, man, what she loves is nothing but glory and wealth."

During the more than two-hour flight, Shenkui Daoyou said such a sentence, fortunately, he suddenly came to such a sentence, diverting Qin Aide's impulse to almost beat him, after getting off the plane, Shenkui Daoyou said that his parents lived with his sister's family of 4, and also said that his mother was very hospitable, so he had to take Qin Aide to his house as a guest, and also said that he would stay in his house during his stay in Chang'an City, don't go to the hotel.

Qin Ide also felt that Uncle Shenkui was reasonable, saving money was something Qin Ide had to do now, and he could also bring Uncle Shenkui with him the task of going to the Terracotta Warriors and Horses Museum to investigate the monsters, assuming that he really ran into monsters, he could let Uncle Shenkui be a bait, and then chase the monsters by himself.

Thinking of this, Qin Ide followed Uncle Shenkui to the city by airport through train, and then transferred to a taxi to a place that looked like a small county town, and then came to an old-fashioned residential community, and came to the house of Shenkui Daoyou. Shenkui Daoyou took out the key and was about to open the door, when the door was opened by an old woman, and Uncle Shenkui immediately shouted: "Mom, I'm back, I've brought my friends back."

The old woman said with a relieved face: "Come in quickly, you're tired, what kind of work are you, I won't let you have a holiday for the New Year, hurry up and come in, old man, my son is back."

Qin Ide followed Uncle Shenkui into the house, and saw an old man sitting on the sofa, the old man saw that his son was back, and he didn't react, when he saw Qin Ide, he suddenly shouted in surprise: "God, our old Li family is going to die, you unfilial son, really... It's true... I'm in love with a man! You asked you to bring your girlfriend back, but you brought a guy back".

The old man shouted this, and the old woman looked at Shenkui and asked with a shocked face, "Son, is what your father said true?" You're yours...".

Uncle Shenkui was in a cold sweat, and hurriedly explained: "Parents, listen to me, don't listen to your sister's nonsense, what I like is women, this is my colleague, he came here on a business trip, and he will go back in a few days, don't get excited."

Uncle Shenkui's father ignored his son's words, lay on his side on the sofa and gasped, with a sad face, and muttered to himself: "I am really ashamed of my ancestors, I gave birth to such a son, everyone is 40 years old, and I don't marry a daughter-in-law, you say that you don't like men, and you don't marry a daughter-in-law until now...".

Qin Ed stood in place and watched the three of them discuss the matter of Uncle Shenkui's daughter-in-law for a long time, and finally cooperated with Uncle Shenkui to explain the matter clearly, who thought that at this time, the door was opened, it was a woman, about 35 years old, when she saw Qin Ide, she was so frightened that she dropped the dish she was twisting in her hand on the ground, and shouted with a shocked face: "Brother!" Did you really bring a man back to meet your parents? Are you really gay!? ”。

As soon as these words came out, Uncle Shenkui's father, who had finally calmed down, began to wail again, and Qin Ed was to their family... I can only use Uncle Shenxu's sentence in my heart, at this moment my mood is really a storm and a burst of thunder and lightning, and now I really want to slip away.

finally made the old man calm down again, but he didn't expect three more people to stimulate the old man, one is Uncle Shenkui's niece who came back from school, the other is Uncle Shenkui's nephew who came back from school, and finally the one is Uncle Shenkui's brother-in-law. Without exception, they all thought that Uncle Shenkui was outright gay.

After dinner, Qin Ide really couldn't stand their strange family, and dragged his luggage to a nearby hotel to settle down, originally Uncle Shenkui still wanted to show Qin Ide the way, Qin Ide thought to himself, are you still coming!? Your whole family treats me as a 'base', you know? If you come with me again, I promise I won't kill you!" In the end, Qin Ide still drove Uncle Shenkui back and went to a nearby hotel to settle down.

When taking a bath, Qin Ed thought to himself that his mission could not bring Uncle Shenkui, in case his family really treated me as a homosexual, it would be difficult for me to bleach when I jumped into the Yangtze River, and the stunt of Uncle Shenkui and Uncle Shenxu was nothing more than taking out an ancestral talisman, and it was the kind of person who made the mistake; Otherwise, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead would be a burden, so I had to go to my destination alone tomorrow morning and meet with the witness. (To be continued.) )