Chapter 055: You See a Lump of Introduction
Jiang Liu'er ignored what the two female apprentices said, and he wrote on the paper for a while. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
After writing, he generously spread out the paper and summoned the two Lingxiu, who were still there to display the "animal world".
"Each of you reads what is written on the paper." He pointed to the paper and said to the two Lingxiu.
Lingxiu on the right stepped forward, read the word, and immediately smiled: "What's so difficult about this?" ”
I saw her clear her throat, and then began to chant -
"I am the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave! The Jade Emperor knows me, and the King of Heaven can follow me; The twenty-eight nights are afraid of me, and the nine stars are afraid of me; The city god kneels to me, and the sky in Dongyue is terrifying to me; Ten generations of Yan Jun have been my servants, and the Five Roads Rampant God has been my descendant; Whether it is the Three Realms and the Five Divisions, or the Ten Directions, they are all familiar with me! My old grandson moved his fingers, and the sky shook the mountains! I want this day, and I can't cover my eyes anymore! If you want this land, you can't bury my heart anymore! I want all living beings to understand what I mean! I want all the Buddhas to disappear! ”
The voice is sonorous and powerful, and the spirit is refreshed, which makes people feel uplifted.
"Poofhahahaha!"
It's just that I could hear one of Lingxiu reading the words over there, but Zhu Qingqing on the side was even more smiling.
"Ouch, no, no, no...... Master, how did you come up with this line? The second secondary school is so brain-crippled! ”
The more she laughed, the more energetic she became, covering her mouth and stomach, almost rolling on the ground with laughter.
And Ao Lei, who was beside her, was even more ashamed and red, feeling as if the whole person was embarrassed again.
Jiang Liu'er still ignored them, and after listening to the words read out by Lingxiu on the right, he nodded with great satisfaction.
"Not bad!"
Then, Jiang Liu'er looked at Lingxiu on the left, and the meaning in her sight was self-evident.
“……”
Lingxiu on the left, looking at Jiang Liu'er's eyes, was silent.
A moment later, she suddenly rose into the air, and quickly rode the clouds into the west.
It's clear which is true and which is false.
Before leaving, the fake Lingxiu turned around and glanced deeply at Jiang Liu'er again.
Then he hid in the sky and disappeared without a trace.
"Where to go!"
The true Lingxiu below couldn't hold back, and immediately lifted the golden hoop stick in his hand, and he also had to fly up to follow the pace of the fake Lingxiu.
However, Jiang Liu'er on the side immediately grabbed her, shook his head and said: "That fake Lingxiu has some skills, not only can she fight with you, but also is proficient in some magical skills, and she has an identical stick with you in her hand, I'm afraid you won't be able to get her down this time, it will only be a waste of time." ”
"Well, Master has a point."
Lingxiu thought for a moment and nodded, but immediately frowned and said, "But that monster is pretending to be me, and I don't know what his intentions are." We just let her go, what if she comes back next time? ”
"Don't be funny, do you think that monster will be Master's opponent?"
Zhu Qingqing interjected on the side, and when she remembered the appearance of the female monkey reading the words just now, she couldn't help laughing again.
"Dead sow, still laughing!" Lingxiu glared at her fiercely, "If you read those words instead, I'm afraid you won't be able to pronounce them!" ”
"Poof...... Yes, yes, I can't pronounce it, because I'm not as brain-dead as you, and I'm not as secondary two as you. ”
"That, that's not called middle two, it's called ...... It's called spirit, that's my spirit! Does the spirit understand? ”
"Spirit? Hahahaha! ”
“……”
Lingxiu was so embarrassed by Zhu Qingqing that her face was flushed, she wanted to refute, but she couldn't hold back her words.
"So she can make a big fuss in the heavenly palace, but you can't."
At this time, Jiang Liu'er suddenly said on the side.
"This is Zhu Qingqing, the difference between you and Sun Lingxiu."
“……”
Zhu Qingqing stopped laughing, she was silent and couldn't speak.
"Okay, okay, don't be so nervous!" Ao Lei on the side came out to play a round, "It's rare for the senior sister to return to the team, we should be happy, right?" Senior sister, you haven't been here these days, we all want to kill you! ”
"Yes, Master, I want to kill you too!"
Xiao Bailong's words seemed to remind Lingxiu, this brown-haired girl, immediately put the unpleasant thing about the fake Lingxiu just now, she turned around and pounced on Jiang Liu'er on the side, her eyes were green, and her expression was radiant.
Jiang Liu'er originally wanted to hide from it, but after thinking about it, the members of the team have been getting along for a while, and they have a certain amount of affection, which is a very normal phenomenon.
So the body didn't move, so Lingxiu pounced.
"Master, your bald head is still so bright, hehe!"
The girl shrunk her head into Jiang Liu'er's arms, hugged him tightly, and rubbed her cheeks vigorously.
Well, the girl's heart at this time is joy, excitement, and an inexplicable touch.
It's not just because I haven't seen her for three days, but it's also because Master just helped her speak, Master understands her, and Master has successfully distinguished her from the monster who pretended to be herself.
To be understood by a person, what will this feeling be besides moving?
"Okay, okay, don't be so tired." Zhu Qingqing on the side pouted and said, "Tell me about you and that monster, although the monster escaped temporarily, there is always a cause and effect of things, right?" You just said you chased that you've been chasing that monster all the way, what the hell is going on? ”
Talking about business, Lingxiu hurriedly left Jiang Liu'er's arms.
"Actually...... After I left that day, I also reflected on it. ”
Looking at everyone's inquiring eyes, Lingxiu felt a little blushing and a little embarrassed.
"I'm like that, I'm very impulsive...... How to say it, I wanted to come back and apologize to the master that day, but I couldn't pull this face, so I wanted to go back to Huaguo Mountain for a while, and I guessed that I would wait for everyone to solve Gao Cuilan's matter, and then come back. ”
"But who knows, when I returned to Huaguo Mountain, I actually saw that there was another Sun Lingxiu there!"
"This Sun Lingxiu and I look exactly the same, but the clothes are different, and the hairstyle is different."
"Obviously, this must be a monster who has changed to impersonate me! While I was away, she robbed my Huaguo Mountain, occupied my water curtain cave, snatched the chain gold armor that I have always been proud of, and drove my monkey grandchildren as her own subordinates! ”
"Can I bear this kind of thing? Immediately fought with her. ”
"It's just that the monster has some magical powers, she also has a golden hoop stick, I don't know where it was stolen, and then she will also order some spells, I fought with her for a long time, and I didn't know the winner for two days and two nights."
"Later, maybe she was tired from fighting, she didn't fight with me, and just ran away."
"I chased her from behind, from the end of the world to the cape, and finally chased here, and then I saw you, Master."
After that, Lingxiu still had some lingering palpitations: "If I come one step late, maybe you will be shaken by her." Although I don't know where that monster came from, she pretended to be someone else for no reason, and she was definitely not a good product! Master, I suggest that you hurry up and submit her to avoid harm! ”
I see.
After listening to her words, several people understood what had happened.
Jiang Liu'er thought for a while, shook her head and said: "That monster may not be what you think, her previous attitude was very sincere, she was a monster who was willing to communicate well with people, maybe there was something hidden." ”
"Yes, she also kowtowed to the master a few times!" Ao Lei also chimed in.
"At least better than you she-monkey." This is Zhu Qingqing's words, "I can't wait for her to be a senior sister." ”
Seeing everyone like this, Lingxiu pursed her lips: "Then what do you say?" Just let her run away? She even snatched my gold chain mail! Sow, are you going to pay for it? ”
"I'll see her again next time." Jiang Liu'er remembered the look in the fake Lingxiu when he was leaving, shook his head and said, "Poor Kou Mo chases, as long as there is fate, we will meet again next time, and you will be able to compete again when the time comes." ”
Lingxiu thought about it, and it seemed that she had no choice but to stop talking.
The key is that the monster's ability to control the clouds is not weaker than her somersault clouds, even if the master is asked to chase it, it is estimated that it will not be able to catch up.
Unless the master is asked to "punch with all his might"-
It's just that, according to Master, that is what needs to be done when force is the last resort.
With Master's strength, although he is unstoppable in this world, he does not like to use violence.
The fake Lingxiu thing is just a small episode in the trip.
After revealing this matter, the senior sister Sun Lingxiu returned to the team, and the journey began again.
"Speaking of Lingxiu, the stick you used before is called the Golden Grunt Stick, right?"
On the way to the west, Jiang Liu'er remembered the previous fake Lingxiu, and asked, "What is the origin of the golden gollum stick, and why can it become so big and small in your hands?" ”
“……”
"Master, that's called the Golden Hoop Stick, not the Golden Gollum Stick." Lingxiu explained, "This golden hoop rod is extraordinarily iron, it is the Seagod Needle refined by Taishang Laojun, and it weighs about 13,500 catties...... Master, what are you doing? ”
"Oh, if this is a physical change rather than a chemical change, then assuming that the mass after becoming smaller is close to 0, using the mass-energy formula e=mc^2, the original mass of the golden gollum rod is about 6,000 kilograms, and the result is 5.4x10^20 joules, which is equivalent to the energy of six million atomic bombs......"
“……”
"Sow, come and help hold down Master, he's getting nervous there again!"
"Don't make trouble, Master is so powerful, how can we be opponents! If he wants to get nervous, let him send it, anyway, every time he talks about it, can he do anything substantial? ”
"The point is, this time his nerves are much more advanced than before! I don't understand a word! ”
"Did you understand this before? I don't understand what level it is. ”
"No, at least I could understand it before......"
“…… You're amazing. ”
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