February 9, 1983, 1:25 p.m. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The 666th Tactical Aircraft Brigade, after the completion of the preparation, 9 FC-1 Thunder tactical aircraft embarked on the journey.

Even in front of the temporary boss of the Chinese Volunteers, Alicetina couldn't change her habit of telling jokes to bring joy to her departing subordinates.

"-- After the defeat of the Chinese army from the original lair in Kashgar, the Soviet Union also sent troops to fill the vacancy, and then China said to the Soviet side---"

Alicetina's slightly smug voice mingled with the high-frequency notes of the jumping unit.

"-Thank you! As a gift, we send refugees to your country. Anyway, let's send 100 million first-"

Volta, Fan Thilan, Annette and the others were all amused, and even the uninhibited Sylvia couldn't help laughing.

However, Theodor, Grettel and others did not feel funny, and at the same time, Katiea felt even more inappropriate, after all, China was now an important ally of East Germany.

Moreover, Alicetina's well-known joke does not correspond to the actual situation at all, the actual situation is that only Xinjiang has fallen, and the local population has lost more than 10 million people in the failed Red Flag Operation in 73, plus the subsequent evacuation, it is only to evacuate people to Chinese mainland.

It was impossible to evacuate the population to a foreign country such as the Soviet Union, after all, most of the mainland was intact, and only the less populated areas of the west were temporarily occupied by the beta.

Moreover, even if refugees were to be sent to the territory of the USSR, 100 million would not be sent. After all, the total population of the western occupied areas before 73 years was just over 20 million. 10 million people were sacrificed, and the vast majority of the remaining population was urgently evacuated to the rear areas of the country for resettlement.

If you want to say that the population lost hundreds of millions, it is the Soviet Union, which had a population of 200 million before the war. Now there are less than 40 million people left, and the vast majority of the population is not disillusioned by the soldiers, but civilians who were not evacuated in time and were eaten by beta.

China was only in the first year of the Red Flag Campaign, and it lost a large number of people. After that, all the people who could be evacuated were evacuated, and then, every year, the troops suffered casualties.

It is precisely because of this that according to the current population estimates of the United Nations, there are about 2.4 billion people in the world, and the Chinese population is 800 million, accounting for one-third of the total global population.

These are all information obtained by Katia while learning Chinese and accessing the Chinese Internet. Compared with the closed and numb East Germany, the situation of China at this time was much better than that of East Germany.

In addition to the fact that per capita power generation, per capita coal, per capita railways, and per capita housing area are not as good as those of East Germany. Everything else that was eaten, clothed, and used was all sold out in East Germany.

As far as the security situation is concerned, China has even locked the front on a battlefield thousands of kilometers away from the cities where civilians live, and ordinary Chinese people would never have imagined a situation in which East Germany was less than 100 kilometers away from the battlefield, and the slightest negligence would have unimaginable consequences.

"Well, I'll have to correct my mistake, Captain Allistina, and I can make up any jokes, but I have to have a factual basis. When did China send refugees to the USSR? The Soviet Union sent us refugees about the same, and to this day the northeast of our country still hosts millions of Soviet refugees! Li Feng roared at the CIC command center, "Secondly, most of the province that my country has fallen is a desert, with a population of less than 20 million. In the year 73, my country did not understand it because it was the first time I fought against the beta, so it suffered a crushing defeat. That year the troops lost millions, and the civilians lost tens of millions. But it was only 73 years, and in 74 years, the world lost 1 billion people, basically civilians from all countries. However, since that year, not a single civilian population has been lost in our country. Ordinary people live in rear areas that are more than 1,000 kilometers away from the battlefield, or even thousands of kilometers or tens of thousands of kilometers. We admit that there are a lot of sacrifices in the front-line combat units every year, but no one in the civilian population is hurt by the beta again! ”

"I'm sorry, I forgot that there were Chinese comrades. Moreover, we did not have enough exchanges with the Chinese comrades in the past, and we did not know much about them, and we just made up random jokes in order to ease the tension on the battlefield. Alicetina said apologetically.

Alicetina also has a well-known problem and likes to spread rumors. Public intellectuals have become notorious not because of their position, but because they expose their ignorant side, not their "knowledgeable" and rational side. It doesn't matter if you are ignorant, keep your mouth shut and say a few words, or just talk about your professional knowledge, then you will not expose these faults. However, the public always likes to play the role of "omniscient", and the news and jokes in various fields are spread and made up randomly, so he naturally becomes a clown.

Compared with the common public, who makes up jokes and rumors and refuses to apologize, Alicetina is slightly better, at least, she knows how to apologize.

"Hahaha......" The rest of the 666th squadron, seeing Alicetina deflated, felt more interesting than listening to the previous joke that could not stand up to scrutiny, after all, everyone rarely saw Sister Ai being reprimanded and speechless.

"Colonel Lee, why don't you tell a joke? Everybody's boring......" Alicetina used words to get rid of the embarrassment.

Li Feng said: "Okay, I can barely say that people know the seven wonders of the world, but not many people know the seven wonders of East Germany." ”

Everyone felt that Li Feng must be revenge, and Alicetina was unscrupulous before, so he began to arrange East Germany.

"One of the miracles: no one lost their jobs in the GDR." Li Feng said.

Everyone was stunned, what kind of joke is this, could it be that Colonel Li repays his grievances with virtue and praises Dongde? What the hell is no one unemployed, though?

"Miracle number two: even though no one is unemployed, only half of them are working." Li Feng said seriously.

At this time, everyone came back to their senses, but because they were laughing at East Germany, most of the people present held back their laughter. Because, after all, there was a stasi in East Germany.

Moreover, even the General Political Department has a surveillance role, although the General Political Department is at most a review, not as terrifying as Stasi, but imagine being seriously asked by the political commissar to write a review, everyone still feels that they must not laugh.

Li Feng said in a provocative and smug tone: "Miracle No. 3: Although only half of the people work, the planned goals can always be completed. ”

Don't laugh, don't laugh.

"Miracle No. 4: Even though these planned goals are real, nothing is to be bought."

"Miracle No. 5: Even though there is nothing to buy, everyone is happy and content."

"Miracle No. 6: Despite the happiness and contentment of all the people, they often demonstrate."

"Miracle No. 7: Despite the regular demonstrations, each old government was re-elected with a 99.9 percent rate."

"Is this joke good? Why aren't you laughing at all? Then I'll change it again, the story about the compass. Can you use a banana as a compass? Of course, put a banana on the Berlin Wall at night, and the next day it was eaten on whichever side was eastern. ”

In short, this time, everyone in the 666th Squadron felt the power of Li Feng's jokes for the first time.

In order to prevent him from continuing to tell these jokes, which were very sensitive in East Germany, Commissar Gretter said: "All right, Colonel Lee, we are about to arrive at the battlefield, and in order not to interfere with the battle, the joke is suspended. ”

About 30 minutes from the Cottbus base, the 666th Tactical Aircraft Unit, from the southern part of the Oder theater of operations, flew over the positions of the fortress of Zelo, aiming at the base of the fortress of Babezze.

Between heaven and earth, a snow-white ......

And soon, this piece of pure snow white will be stained with the color of blood! (To be continued.) )