Chapter 069 Is it popular for men in the human world to shave their heads now?

"It's just your tiger!"

Listening to the Yellow Wind King, Lingxiu shrugged and dragged the Tiger Vanguard General out from behind. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Oh yes, this tiger was still tied by the cow tendon rope conjured by Ao Lei, and was frightened by Zhu Qingqing's original form, and he didn't dare to call for the whole road, let alone move, at this time, seeing the Yellow Wind Monster was like seeing a savior, and knelt down with a "plop" sound, and shouted in his mouth: "King Yellow Wind, help!" King of the Yellow Wind, help! ”

"Xiaobai, take the spell away." Jiang Liu'er patted the cow tendon rope on the tiger's body.

“……”

After a burst of light, the rope tied to the tiger disappeared, and the little girl with long silver-white hair reappeared.

"Master, can you stop me from becoming dead next time?"

Ao Lei let out a long breath and inhaled the fresh air outside.

This feeling reminded her a little of the old days, when she was in the Dragon Palace and couldn't go out.

It's a bit similar to the feeling just now, almost the whole time it's suffocated, the air in the sea is dissolved in water, and if you want to breathe air, you have to conjure up four gills like a fish. After becoming a dead thing, although it can perceive the things around it, it can no longer breathe like a human, and even talking is a luxury.

Jiang Liu'er glanced at her, thought about it, nodded and said, "It's okay, next time, let Lingxiu use spells to carry out changes." ”

Looking at the tiger who kept shouting for help at him, wearing glasses, oh no, it was a young man wearing "rat eyes", frowning and asking coldly: "Tiger Pioneer General, what's the matter with you?" ”

"I ......"

The young man interrupted him: "How many times have you said that you want to be called 'minister'?" ”

"Well, the minister was bullied by these foreign monsters! The king wants to make decisions for his ministers! The tiger snorted and cried.

Hearing this, the Yellow Wind City Lord looked at Jiang Liu'er and his party for a while, and then he waved his hand: "I have my own measure in this matter, these are guests from the Tang Dynasty, and their status is noble." Tell me about the legal matter first, what is going on! Have you changed the laws I have made without authorization? ”

"This ......" the tiger rolled his eyes and quickly shook his head, "They are all nonsense, don't believe one-sided words!" ”

"Hey, tiger, your skin is itchy again? I haven't had enough of a stick before, and I want to do another stick? ”

Lingxiu took out the golden hoop stick, aimed it at the tiger vanguard general, and gestured up and down twice, so frightened that the tiger quickly hugged his head, shrunk into a ball and trembled, and didn't dare to say more words in his mouth.

The golden hoop rod weighs thousands of kilograms, and if he hadn't become a little demon with rough skin and thick flesh, I'm afraid it would have been over in a flash.

"Lingxiu, if you follow the law here, you should actually go to prison before this tiger - if the law here is based on the law of the Tang Dynasty." Jiang Liu'er suddenly said at this time, "You killed two little demons before, they are creatures with spiritual intelligence and human habits. ”

"Uh...... Master, what did you say? I don't understand. ”

Unexpectedly, the master actually mentioned this stubble, Lingxiu's eyes rolled, and she decisively pretended to be stupid.

"Kill two little demons? What's going on here? "One thing after another, the Yellow Wind King is obviously confused.

But after a while, he reacted: "This matter will be discussed later, let's explain the problem of the law first, this ......"

"My name is Jiang Liu'er, just call me by my name." Jiang Liu'er continued the words of the Yellow Wind King.

After thinking about it, he added: "By the way, I'm not a monk, I just don't have hair." ”

“……”

Several girls on the side pouted.

Their masters, everything is good, and nothing is good, it's quite unique.

Don't look at him on weekdays, he doesn't say anything, but he is especially concerned about the lack of hair on his head.

He also hates that others treat him as a monk, and if he meets someone who is pleasing to the eye, he must say "I am not a monk" - this is the case when he met Lingxiu before, Zhu Qingqing and the three of them.

"Oh, so it's popular for men to shave their heads in the human world now?"

King Huang Feng seemed to have misunderstood something, he stared at Jiang Liu'er's bald head, and then nodded as if he suddenly realized, and sighed heartily: "The human world is really a wonderful place, I didn't expect that I just closed my door for a few decades, and countless changes have taken place, it seems that there are still many places that I need to learn." ”

Well, he decided to shave his head and lead by example when he was done with this group of guests.

Then spread this fine tradition to the residents of Huangfengling, so that they can also follow the popularity.

It's right to follow the human world.

The king in the form of a rat thought so.

After sighing at the customs of the human world, King Huang Feng remembered the matter: "Jiang Liu'er, you just said that I, the Yellow Wind Ridge Tiger Pioneer General, have revised the law, can this matter be taken seriously?" What evidence is there? ”

"Is the evidence ......?"

Jiang Liu'er thought about it, and it seemed that there really wasn't.

In this world, there are no voice recorders, no monitoring devices, and it is difficult to collect evidence for such verbal things.

"You can't frame a good guy without evidence!" The tiger reacted quickly, his eyes rolled, and he immediately jumped up, "Great King, they have committed the crime of 'false accusation and anti-sitting' by indiscriminately accusing others, and according to the law of the Yellow Wind, those who accuse others will be punished according to the crime they falsely accuse others!" Changing the Yellow Wind Law without authorization is a capital offense, and they should all be beheaded! Please also ask the Yellow Wind King to investigate and return his innocence! ”

“……”

"This tiger talks about the law with one mouth, and it is too smooth, right?"

Several of the girls present were shocked at once, their mouths wide open, surprised at the shamelessness of the perpetrators and the reversal of black and white.

After listening to the tiger's words, King Huangfeng returned his gaze to Jiang Liu'er, and the meaning of his words was self-evident.

Jiang Liu'er frowned - oh yes, I always forgot to mention it before, although he didn't have eyebrows, it didn't prevent him from sticking them with the fine hairs of some small animals, and then drawing them with a pen, with ancient makeup techniques, it was no longer a problem to grind the lines to the same as real eyebrows, after all, it looked ugly without eyebrows.

Zhu Qingqing couldn't stand this, so she helped him get it, she loves to dress up, and her makeup skills are very good.

Returning to the main topic, this is indeed difficult to do without evidence, and it is true that the conviction cannot be based on the words of the plaintiff alone.

"Master, have you forgotten?" At this time, Ao Lei reminded on the side, "At that time, there were not only a few of us present, but also a Dalmatian. ”

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ps: I received the news, and I pushed it next week, and it was put on the shelves on the 7th, so scared that I hurriedly coded the second chapter.

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