Chapter 1: Hooligans
Minami*Kyo. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
This year's wind is really unexpected, not unusually big, as if you are not paying attention to blow people away, this kind of demon wind is simply catching up with the weather in Nantong.
After the New Year, Zhong Shao waited for the signal given by Luo Shen, Yan Feng and Yi Yi and the three of them had already prepared, as long as Luo Shen passed the news, they could set off at any time.
However, this time the news did not come for a long time, Zhong Shaobai was puzzled, and wanted to contact Luoshen, but felt that it was better to wait.
While they were anxiously waiting, one afternoon, a woman knocked on the door of Zhong Shao's villa in the Purple Garden in the gray wind and snow.
Zhong Shao, who learned the news, immediately called Zhong Shao over, and the woman who came was Zhong Shao's other master, Pranya.
Seeing that Yan Feng drove to Ziyuan with his equipment, Praruo chuckled lightly and said, "Don't worry. ”
Zhong Shao frowned and said, "Master! I can't help but be in a hurry, it's been so long, we have to act quickly, and there will be so much delay on the way. ”
Prajna suddenly laughed weirdly and said softly, "I said it, don't worry." ”
Zhong Shao wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Praruo, she turned her head to look at Yi Yi, and said, "Yo, you kid is very fast, what a girl, I was deceived by you, I have to treat others well in the future." ”
"Hmm." Zhong Shao hummed and nodded slightly.
Prajna's interest seemed to be very high, and she didn't mention anything about finding the Yin Seal of the Heirloom at all, but asked: "Zhong Shao, take me around Nan*jing these days, what Zhongshan Mausoleum, museum, Jiming Temple, and mess have all taken me to it, and there are still many places I haven't been to play." ”
Zhong Shao had a black line, looking at Panruo slightly speechless.
"Master," Zhong Shao said weakly, "can we get down to business first?" I'll have someone take you to play again. ”
"No way!" Prajna immediately objected, "You kid is turning his face and not recognizing people now, right?" You forgot who was nice to you in those years, right? You white-eyed wolf, you're really a wolf, I'll let you take me to play casually in Nan*jing, you just push back, and let others take me to play, play with you big-headed ghost, let others let them play with me? Are you willing?! ”
Zhong Shao's face was speechless, and the master was still so speechless.
"Master—" Zhong Shao shouted softly.
"Don't call me Master," Prajna said, "I'm not your Master, your Master is only your fairy Ruoli Master, without me!" ”
Zhong Shao had a headache, the relationship between his two masters was very unharmonious, and the other party's name was simply taboo for each of them, Zhong Shao never dared to mention the other party's name in front of them, let alone Master Prajna, who had a very bad temper.
"Eh, you kid," Prajna said angrily, "If I don't let you call me Master, you really won't call me, right?" Do you still have me as a master in your eyes? If you don't want to recognize me as a master, you should have said it earlier, and if you dislike me, Lao Zhuhuang can't resist your fairy master. ”
"No, no, no, Master—" Zhong Shao said, "I didn't mean that, you are the most beautiful in my heart-"
"Phew-" Prajna scolded, "You little rabbit cub lies with your eyes open, if I am the most beautiful, why are you called Ruoli Fairy?" ”
Zhong Shao's face turned red, and he finally came up with a reason, and hurriedly said, "No, Master, if you ...... If Master Li, in my heart, it's a fairy—"
"But," Zhong Shao paused and said, "You are a god in my heart!" Goddess! There may be many fairies, but there is only one goddess! ”
"Hahaha-" Prajna laughed, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and said, "Ruoli, did you hear that?" This is what your apprentice said. ”
"Poof—"
Zhong Shao's face was black, and he almost spit out a liter of blood, Master! Don't you me like that, okay?!
Yi Yi, who came out of the kitchen, said to everyone, "The meal is ready, Master, you can come over and eat." ”
Pranya smiled and said to Yiyi, "Thank you Yiyi, we'll be here right away." ”
Yi smiled a little, turned around and walked into the kitchen with her apron on.
Zhong Shao twisted his thighs, forced himself to squeeze out a dry smiling face, and said to Prajna, "Master, the meal is ready, let's go eat." ”
"Phew-"
Pranya rolled her eyes and took a soft sip.
"What's the matter, Master?" Zhong Shao looked at Praruo and said.
"Who do you call Master?" Praruo looked at Zhong Shao and said, "Don't think I don't know what your name is now, if you call her by her name, you will call me Master?" Do you think you dislike me when I'm old and decrepit? ”
"Where do I dare." Zhong Shao said.
"Don't dare?" Prajna said a little sadly, "Then you really dislike me?" Bastard! ”
"No, Master—" Zhong Shao said with a smile in his eyes, "I didn't mean that. ”
Praruo looked at Zhong Shao and said, "You can't call me Master in the future, and besides, I'm going to Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum to play in a few days, and you go with me." ”
Zhong Shao said with a little headache: "Okay, Master, then what should I call you?" ”
"Think for yourself." Prajna spoke.
"It's not good to call her by her name," Zhong Shao thought for a moment and said, "Call your lady too old to ...... Why don't I call you Miss? ”
"Smack-"
Praruo slapped Zhong Shao's head, then reached out to grab Zhong Shao's face, and scolded angrily: "What are you bastards talking about? I haven't seen it for a few years, is it itchy again? ”
"Ah, Master, Master, Master—" Zhong Shao shouted, "I was wrong, I was wrong, you are not Miss, you are not Miss!" ”
"Bastard," Prajna scolded, "nasty! ”
"What? How did I get nasty? Master, don't talk nonsense, it's not good for others to hear it. Zhong Shao looked confused.
Pranya let go of Zhong Shao's face, gently smoothed the folds on his clothes, and then walked towards the restaurant with a gentle smile.
Zhong Shao got up from the sofa in the living room and rubbed his face, wanting to cry without tears and laugh without sound.
Yan Feng sat on the side holding a bag of potato chips and looked at Zhong Shao in surprise, and the whole person was stunned and motionless.
"What's wrong?" Zhong Shao glanced at Yan Feng.
"Not really." Yan Feng came back to his senses and grabbed a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth.
Zhong Shao stood up and prepared to walk towards the restaurant.
"Zhong Shao—" Yan Feng shouted softly.
"Huh?" Zhong Shao stopped and turned to look at Yan Feng.
Yan Feng swallowed the potato chips, raised his head and said, "Zipper-"
"Huh?" Zhong Shao wondered.
Yin Feng pointed to Zhong Shao's crotch and said, "Your little tent is up, and the zipper has been opened." (To be continued.) )