Chapter 166: Calling the Beast to Join
Chu Yaojiang is a college student who has been promoted to freshman year for more than a semester, and in the past, Chu Yaojiang didn't pay much attention to Weibo and SNS. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
His usual hobby, at most, is to use his mobile phone to read online novels, neither chasing any movies nor TV series, wandering in the world of online novels, and can't pull them out.
Until this day, his roommate in the dormitory suddenly recommended him to watch a video, saying that it was forwarded from his senior brother, which was quite funny and not bad.
Then, Chu Yaojiang had the mentality of just looking at it, anyway, it was not bad at that time, clicked on the link, and entered a Weibo website, it doesn't matter what the name of this website is, anyway, what the name is has nothing to do with him,
Chu Yaojiang clicked to start the video, and then the video played automatically.
Beginning: The legend of Wang Da Hammer never expected.
Seeing this beginning, Chu Yaojiang had to complain, saying, what kind of scum video is this, this beginning, it's not attractive at all, okay, it's also lalala~ or something, are you stupid for me, I don't want to continue watching it at all, but let's keep watching, because it's still that sentence, there is no shortage of time.
On this day, Chu Yaojiang's books were short. Because of the shortage of books, he will definitely be able to watch any scumbag video. I just hope that the rest of this video doesn't disappoint him too much.
Lala~ After it was over, a person suddenly popped up and said, "This episode is sponsored by the Korean Aerospace Agency", and then another voice said: "We're going to see from afar, what else is our Smecta." ”
I don't know if the IQ of this video is too high or his IQ is too low, Chu Yaojiang's heart didn't fluctuate when he saw this, and at this time, it happened that his roommate also came to his side and told him, this sentence is laughing to death.
Isn't it funny? Chu Yaojiang was stunned. Why did he not feel it at all?
Really! The roommate was also quite embarrassed to see that his expression did not change. The two paused the video and looked at each other.
The roommate finally couldn't help it, "Don't you know? ”
"Know what?" Chu Yaojiang asked.
"The Koreans recently said that Zhuge Liang is theirs, and this video complains that the Koreans say everything is theirs." The roommate replied.
"Oh!" Only then did Chu Yaojiang understand, it turned out that this was the case. It seems that he is really stupid when he reads novels, and he can't even notice what is happening in the outside world. But did the Korean stick really say that Zhuge Liang was theirs? Chu Yaojiang remembered that before, the Korean stick also said that Qu Yuan was theirs. If you understand it this way, then this video, well...... It's kind of interesting.
Shut his mouth and didn't speak, Chu Yaojiang continued to watch.
And the roommate was also accompanied at this time, because he still wanted to watch it for the tenth time.
After this Korean Smecta, after the first episode is a few words, below the first episode, there are still a few lines of words, because these words only stay for a few seconds, so I didn't look at it much, Chu Yaojiang skipped over.
But at this time, the roommate suddenly stopped the video.
“?” Chu Yaojiang.
"Every second of this video is a laugh." Roommates.
"So what?"
"So...... When I read it before, I didn't notice what these words were, so I wanted to stop and take a look. "Roommates.
"Uh...... Well, just watch it if you want to. Chu Yaojiang pulled the video back.
The words below the first episode are finally clear, and the approximate content is that the crew can earn fifty yuan a day from acting, and what else is there to become the first actor in Asia. This content seems to be a confession of an actor, but it's not funny, it's decent.
The roommate finally saw what was written, and was willing to continue reading. And then, they finally came to the main drama. The first to appear was a man with a confused face, and as soon as this man came out, he started an inner monologue with a confused expression, introducing himself: My name is Wang Dazhui, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-budget martial arts drama. And then complained, this is too low-cost, which one is the children's toy sword, suddenly, the children's toy sword flashed, continue to complain, it's already this quality, and flash a hair, eh, say that your quality is poor, and you're not convinced.
After listening to this idiot's inner monologue, at this time, another fool came, and as soon as he came out, he was haha, if he wanted to rescue the princess, he would ...... Well...... Just step over my corpse!
Wang Dazhui's inner monologue: Please, can you memorize the lines first and then come up?
Fool: Come on, use your trick, Jiuyang Divine Fist.
Wang Da Hammer: It turns out that the boxing method I used was Jiuyang Divine Fist, which sounds very good. (Action, soon...... I felt a powerful force converging into both fists. My left fist was blazing like flame, and my right fist was as cold as frost. Hey, ho! I made a big fork, what a thing, I didn't even do special effects, and it was too perfunctory to type directly.
Seeing this, Chu Yaojiang's roommate was already lying on the ground with laughter, and Chu Yaojiang ......
All right! This comic is indeed interesting.
Keep watching!
At this time, the second fool saw that the first fool had made a trick, and continued to speak: It turned out to be the ************* of the Jiuyang Divine Fist and complained: How can you see that I am using this trick, and besides, this name is too lustful and emotional
After that, the second fool was knocked down twice, and said that I had no regrets in my career, but I continued to be complained about, no regrets, your sister, I haven't made a move.
"That's it?" Chu Yaojiang thought to himself, it didn't seem interesting to be knocked down so quickly.
But fortunately, the video doesn't end there.
Wang Dazhui: Although the enemy has been defeated like this, I will go and rescue the princess first.
……
After watching the whole episode of the video, Chu Yaojiang's evaluation of this video can only be said - when I watch it, I always think, what's so funny about this!
But he did laugh. And there are millions of people like Chu Yaojiang on the Internet.
"Never Expected" was first released by love sharing, but Tudou, Youku, Sohu, etc. all have traces of "Never Expected".
And seeing the popularity of "Never Expected", Tencent Chen Xi was also a little dumbfounded. What is this!? Find a few random people, and then simply set up a video studio, then put out the video, and then get ready to go viral? But at the same time, what makes Chen Xi even more incomprehensible is that at the same time, Luo Shen recently released another message, saying: The spoof video creator called Beast, who has been active in Tudou and Youku videos, was finally persuaded by Love Share to join Love Sharing.
Yes! This year, although the beast has become a little famous for making online spoof short films, in the final analysis, it is actually just a family squat. And this year, Tudou has not implemented a video ad sharing plan, that is...... Unless someone asks him to help with advertising, otherwise, the beast will not earn a penny. In fact, the beast does not have a single dollar of income now, and the videos it makes are purely entertainment.
It is precisely because the beast is still so weak now, so the price that Rococo paid at this time is only: monetary - I will give you an annual salary of 200,000, and you can help me make a video, yes, it is this "Never Expected". I believe that with your ability, there will be no problem. In the future, if you do well in the future, you will not rule out getting a film company and letting you be the boss and director in the future.
The beast was terrified: "This! Wouldn't that be too much of an exaggeration? Can I do it? ”
Liu Feiyan sat in front of the beast: "We believe in your ability, and I know it...... You are a man with dreams. ”
It just so happened that the beast had no income at this time, and on the other hand, it was being urged by the family to go out and find a job. Then, people are so sincere and come to talk about cooperation in person, can he still refuse? No! He simply couldn't refuse the beautiful woman in front of him, the first to tell him that he was a man with dreams.
I said yes to the beast's fart. With an annual salary of 200,000 yuan, it can only be said that he will wake up laughing when he sleeps at night. (To be continued.) )