Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Hair Eater's Overlord Hair Growing Technique
"What's the matter? Go ahead. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info" said Li Kui on the other end of the phone.
"Do you have the contact information of Brother Chisari?" Li Qian asked.
"Yes, what's wrong?" Listening to Li Kui's tone, I knew that he was a little sober.
"Can you let him come over for a moment? There's a goblin on my side stuck in a space-time rift that can't get out. Li Qian said.
Li Kui on the other end of the phone wiped his face with his hand, and paused for a while before asking again.
"It's okay to let him go, but where are you now?"
"Behind the snack street near my house, at the 711 convenience store." Li Qian replied.
"Oh, over there......" Li Kui said lazily, changing his ears to listen to the phone, "...... Anyway, what are you doing there when you don't sleep at night? Caught ghosts? β
"Nope." Li Qian responded, "It's time to run out with the black boy to fight the foundation war, and it just so happens that there is a mysterious shop here." β
"The secret shop of the Scattered Circle." Li Kui groaned and grabbed the cigarette case lighter next to the pillow. "Although there are no good things to exchange, that is, the price is better than the item shop in the game, but it is better than nothing."
There was the sound of a lighter and a cigarette on the other end of the phone, and Li Kui took a puff of his cigarette.
"And then? Got a guard ghost? β
"yes, a clown scare box." Li Qian said, "I k.o. it with one punch, and then before it died, it used its own sacrifice to open a space-time rift leading to the netherworld, and summoned a ghost from there. β
"Well, what's next?" Li Kui took another puff of cigarette on the phone.
"The goblin that was summoned was a dog ghost, quite big, but its head came out." Li Gan said, "The body is stuck in the crack, which is equivalent to saying that the upper neck is in the yang realm, and the lower neck is in the netherworld." β
"That's a lot of trouble." Li Kui put out the remaining half of the cigarette in the ashtray, "I'll call Qianli." β
"If it's not convenient for you, you can give me the number." Li Qian said with a smile.
"It's useless to give it to you, your ghost phone can't get through to the netherworld." Li Kui coughed hoarsely, "Only the phone calls between the underworld envoys can contact each other, although I am just an out-of-the-world underworld envoy, but I am also qualified." β
"The Outer Messenger?" Li Qian remembered that Bai Xun seemed to have mentioned this term yesterday, "Official title?" β
"Almost." Li Kui said, "The outlying envoy is the supernumerary of the Yin Division. In the words of our yang world, it is explained that it is a temporary worker of the Yin Division, and compared with the official establishment of the Liunei Underworld, the treatment is simply very different. β
"Even so, we're the Underworld." Li Gan said, "I don't know how many times more wind than ordinary people." β
"Haha, too." Li Kui smiled knowingly, "Okay, hang up, I'll notify Qianli to go." β
"Okay~ I'm sorry for you." After Li Qian finished speaking, he pressed the hang up button.
"The thousand miles you are talking about, can you be the northern thousand miles of the netherworld guards?"
watched Li Gan finish the call, and only the ghost dog with one head exposed did speak.
"yes? Do you know him? Li Qian asked.
"Of course I do." The ghost dog had a look of great trouble on his face, "There are no ghosts in the netherworld who don't know about him. β
"Oh, he looks like he's pretty famous." Feeling that there was a story in the expression of the ghost dog, Li Qian was very curious.
"This big brother will do it if he doesn't agree with him, he is simply a big terrorist in the netherworld." Ghost Dog Road.
"Haha, terrorist, that's a pretty apt word." Li Qian smiled, "I was almost beaten by him when I met him for the first time, if it wasn't for a big brother who stopped me at that time, I would definitely be punched." β
"Hey, he's a violent man with a desire to fight." Ghost Dog sighed, "If you don't like anyone and greet him with your fist, I think he's a hot-blooded idiot." β
"Is that an exaggeration?" Li Qian smiled noncommittally.
"Shhh β
"Underground?"
Li Gan lay down and put his ear to the ground, and the ghost dog also listened. A loud "rumbling" sound was coming from the depths of the earth, and in an instant they were very close to them.
"Get out of the way~!!"
Li Gan immediately pulled the black boy to the side to hide. Only to hear the sound of "boom", accompanied by the debris in the sky, the ghost dog was knocked out of the space-time crack by a huge force. The crack widens into a round hole the size of a well, in which the upper body of a man is stuck. Li Gan fixed his eyes and saw that the person stuck in the cave had a shiny bald head, and it was the third-grade guard of the Netherworld, Bei Qianli.
"Hey, I'll go, poof~" Chisato crawled out of the hole while spitting out the sand in his mouth, "This can't be positioned without the Earth Spirit Flag, and it runs directly to the road teeth of the Yang Realm." β
"Brother Qianli!" Li Gan hurriedly helped him up, "Why did you come out of there?!" β
"It's not the position given by your second uncle, and you don't have the Earth Spirit Banner to let me pass it directly, but you can kill me." Chisato spits stones while hitting the sand on his body. "Okay, let's hurry up, who is stuck in the space-time rift and can't get out?"
Li Gan looked at the ghost dog that had just been knocked out by Qianli. I saw that it had a black back and a white belly like a husky, and its limbs were slender, but its tail was relatively short and hairless. At this time, it was lying on the ground with its ass cocked, its tongue sticking out in its mouth, and its eyes were also rolling mosquito coils.
Thinking of the last time Qianli came out, he almost knocked out his nosebleed, and Li Qian had already guessed what had happened to the ghost dog.
This is a bald head of a thousand miles to burst chrysanthemums...... Li Gan didn't know what to say.
"Huh? Isn't this a ghost dog? Chisato was also surprised, "It turns out that it was the one that came out of my head just now." β
"yes, it looks like this problem has been solved." Li Qiancan smiled.
"Oops, that's boring." Chisato showed an expression of "I haven't had enough fun at all", "I thought it was so difficult, but I didn't expect it to be solved as soon as I came." β
"Yes, who called our Qianli brother so powerful." Li Gan played a round from it.
"Huh? What's wrong with the top of your head? Qianli found that Li Gan's head was bald.
"Hey, playing with my black boy, accidentally just like that." Li Qian said embarrassedly.
"Got by ghosts? It's okay, I have a way. β
Qianli patted the back of his neck as he spoke, "Hey, Seven?" Old Seven? You wake up. β
"What are you doing?"
As the voice of a child who looked very much like a crayon Shin-chan sounded, a flesh-colored wide "belt" appeared on Chisa's neck.
"Can you help my little brother get his hair back up?" Qianli pointed at Li Gan with the tip of his thumb.
"You said I'll recover it?"
The flesh-colored "belt" moved lazily, and Li Gan saw clearly what it wasβit turned out to be a strange snake with no scales and only baby-thin skin, with short and thin limbs, a fat and fat body, and two fleshy horns on its head. This strange snake has its eyes closed all the time, and it seems to have no eyeballs, and it looks very strange.
"I don't do anything that doesn't do me any good." The strange snake raised its head and said.
"Don't make up your mind so early." Chisato already knew it would say this, "How about I take you to have some snacks on the way back?" For example, the baby's fetal hair or the cute little Lori's ball head? β
"Deal."
The strange snake quickly climbed down Qianli's neck and coiled on top of Li Gan's head.
"Brother Qianli, what is this?" Li Gan pointed at the fat snake on his head with his index finger.
"It's a hair eater I adopted many years ago." Chisato said, "I've always kept it as a pet now. β
"Chisato's hair is my thing." The fat snake said on top of Li Gan's head, "I agreed to be his pet only after meeting this condition." β
"That's how you don't have your hair?" Li Gan suddenly realized, and then he quickly covered his head. "Wait, you don't want to turn me into a bald head too, Brother Chisina?!"
"Of course not, the Hair Eaters hardly eat the hair of human males, with the exception of me." Chisato explained, "In addition to losing your hair overnight, it also has a secret skill, and that isβ"
"Overlord Hair Technique, duang-!"
The obese hair eater coiled in a ball where Li Qian's bald hair was. As soon as it retracted after reciting the incantation, Li Gan's hairless place regained its vitality, and black and shiny hair grew.
It's just that the color of this hair is much brighter than other hair colors, and it will be a little uncomfortable at first.
"It'll be nice if you get used to it." This is the advice of the Hair Eater.
"Thank you Brother Qianli for your help~" The bald man turned back into a beautiful boy, and Li Qian immediately smiled.
"That's okay, I still have a courier to deliver, so I won't stay here for long." Qianli hugged his fist at Li Gan, "Little brother, take care." β
"Big brother, take care." Li Qian also smiled and hugged his fists, "Invite the eldest brother to dinner another day." β
"Hey, why are you so polite with me?"
After saying that, Chisato jumped into the pit when he came, and when he left, he filled in all the bricks and rubble. The ground is back to its original state, and the space-time rift that has just been created by the Scare Box is completely gone.
"Ah...... My ass hurts......"
The ghost dog lying on the ground slowly stood up, its four legs trembling incessantly, and its hind legs were separated in a figure-eight shape.
"Now, I've got you out." Li Gan leaned on the red vending machine with his back and looked at the ghost dog playfully, "This mysterious store is mine, we can talk about it before." β
"I will never keep a promise to humanity."
The ghost dog with his back to Li Gan suddenly said.
"What?!" Li Qian straightened up, "You regretted it?!" β
"I don't regret it."
The ghost dog turned around as he spoke, the hair on his face and body falling out in chunks, revealing the bloody red flesh beneath his skin.
"It's just that the human species is a dirty and obscene existence in my eyes."
Its body is slowly getting bigger. The ribs of the abdomen were exposed, and the body of the ghost dog became extremely lean, as if it was only skin and bones. The right eye is shriveled and sunken, leaving only a dark and deep socket. The flesh on his lips gradually wilted away, revealing sharp, outwardly bared fangs. The claws also elongate into hooks, which look unusually sharp, and seem to be able to tear off large pieces of flesh with ease.
"You will only bully the species that are weaker than you. Occupying the top of the food chain, they think that they are the first in the world, and they have the right to deprive other species of life at will. "But in my opinion, you are nothing more than a bunch of ridiculous monkeys, a bunch of monkeys with clothes to cover their bodies, houses to protect themselves from the cold, weapons to protect themselves, and to live in the steel jungle. β
"And what are you?"
Maybe it's because he has watched too many zombie movies, and Li Qian didn't feel scared of the ghost dog that revealed his true body in front of him.
"With a grudge against humans, a zombie dog with a haunting ghost?"
"Pretty much."
The ghost dog grinned a terrifying grin.
"I'm a cannibal hound now."