"The big lazy pig is up and about to be late"

I slept in a daze, and reached out a hand from the bed, groping for the source of the sound. Why is the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info so noisy, and who set such a tasteless ringtone. I touched my hand for a long time, but I still couldn't find the source of the sound, just when the anger in my heart was about to explode.

A cold hand handed the phone to my hand, which I was grabbing around, and I subconsciously said, "Thank you." ”

Holding the mobile phone that is constantly vibrating, the mobile phone ringtone of "The big lazy pig is getting up, I'm going to be late" keeps ringing in my ears. Rubbing my sleepy eyes, when have I ever used this kind of ringtone.

I saw that the mobile phone displayed "report", as if the class was about to start, and then I set my own ringtone, which was blamed on the two days of being busy and exhausted. Turning my head, a bloody face appeared in front of me.

“...”

There was silence as I met the bloody face that suddenly had an eyeball. A pop slipped from his eye socket. When he fell, he was caught by a hand, and he saw that the hand threw the eyeball into his mouth. With a hard bite, I felt something cool splash on my face, my pupils gradually dilated, and a strong feeling of nausea emerged.

"Hee-hee"

"You win, I'll get up, don't wake me up with such rough actions in the future" I finished speaking, and went straight from the flying pounce to the bathroom.

Vomit!

"So nauseous early in the morning, vomit! Say okay, wake me up, you can be good friends with us."

Five minutes later, I was lying on the bed with a collapsed face, and my bloody face turned into a little Lori about ten years old, sitting on a stool, looking at me cutely.

I said, "Song Ting, is it really good for you to learn bad like this?" ”

"Disgusting mother hugged disgusting and cried very sadly, why? I died because of disgust..., hehehe" Song Ting said with a serious face.

I suddenly didn't know what to say and asked, "What does this mean..." ”

"I don't know, I went to the library and saw a lot of girls watching, so I learned, it seems to be called "Crayon Xiaoxin Quotations". Song Ting explained, and then said cutely: "The stupid bird flies first, and the stupid pig gets fat first." ”

I'll wipe it, this little girl was taken badly, although she is already an aunt, but her mind stays at most ten years old. I shouldn't have taken her to any school, and I taught her to control her evil spirits.

Thinking about being followed by a spirit every day, I was also drunk, and I said helplessly: "I should go to class after practicing for a while, you can play casually, remember not to hurt others, come back early." ”

"Hee-hee" Song Ting turned into a streamer and disappeared, I know that she went to her mother-in-law's house, as for why, I have to start from a week ago.

After finishing all the finishing work that night, I took Song Ting to my mother-in-law's house and taught Song Ting how to dream. And after Song Ting came out again, she became a little gloomy, and she was afraid that she would hurt people unconsciously, so she took her with her and taught her how to control the evil qi in her body.

Although I can't live the same life as ordinary people, I am allowed to go out in the morning or evening, and I have to come back in the evening. Yin things will be suppressed during the day, and at night, they will be ferocious, and with the talisman paper I gave her, I should help her fulfill a wish, so that she can be reincarnated as soon as possible.

And my mother-in-law's health is getting worse and worse, I know that every day Song Ting will become a Loli, go to her mother-in-law's house to play with her mother-in-law, and deliberately learn some novel things. And her personality is like a little girl, slowly becoming lively and cheerful, a virtual ghost is lively and cheerful, and I am also drunk when I see it.

Maybe it's because she was born with a pubic bone, and she can move like a normal person during the day, and she still has a shadow when she is exposed to the sun. With my rune paper, most people can't tell that she's actually a ghost, and they don't know if it's favoritism.

As for that Zhao Fat Man, the next day after that night, he was controlled to go to school and quit school, and Liu Ming and the others have no memory. As for the three lying in the hospital, Song Ting handed over their ghosts to me, although it was a little troublesome, but fortunately, they still picked up a life.

And I have a ghost envoy order in my hand, which was also handed over to Nangong Yun, and all the yin souls collected in the Yin Messenger Order have been handed over, but unfortunately I can't go down to the underworld, otherwise I have to go to the underworld. After finishing all this, the Heavenly Ghost Gate didn't make any moves, but the days also returned to calm, and I began to cultivate the way of the talisman. However, the news about the reincarnation of the Qingming Ghost Monarch makes people feel a little uneasy.

The most troublesome thing now is Xiao Yong, who follows me all day long, and wants to worship me as a teacher, he has a good talent, but I don't care about the level of half a bucket of water, and I can't take care of it and accept apprentices, so let's practice hard.

The Nightmare Ghost King said yes, I have to rely on myself for everything, and without the Spirit Rune Yin Knife, I have no combat ability at all. I simply found a thunder method in the Anecdotal Record, but after reading the introduction, I was still thinking about whether to practice.

In a boring class, the subject of the teacher's lecture was not difficult, but I found that since I started practicing, the world of normal people has become more and more distant from me. And Nangong Yun has been very busy recently, he seems to have gotten some information over there, and the dragon is also in sight all day long.

There hasn't been any movement in the Heavenly Ghost Gate recently, at least my Ghost King Order, there is no information. By the way, the Heavenly Ghost Gate is divided into ghosts and people, and people are all ghost messengers, and they are called ghost messengers, of course, ghosts with titles can have ghost envoys.

And my authority can only know three kinds, entry-level virtual ghosts, real body-level big ghosts, and law-body-level ghost kings. The name of the ghost envoy is also simple, the virtual ghost envoy, the ghost envoy, and the ghost king envoy, the identification method is to look at the token. For different levels of ghost kings, there will be ghost king orders, ghost envoy orders are sub-orders, and ghost king orders are master orders.

The Ghost King Order has three sub-orders, the True Ghost Order has six sub-orders, and the Void Ghost Order has nine sub-spirits. The seven gates of heavenly ghosts are: joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, evil, and hatred, and each door has at least one ghost king.

When the ghost king has any decision, the virtual ghost can choose to accept it, or give it up. There are also a lot of door rules, which are dizzy to watch, which simply subverts human cognition of sects.

At noon, I began to practice the art of talisman on the balcony of the dormitory, and the only thing I have learned so far is the Yin Talisman, the Yang Talisman, the Soul Suppression Talisman, and the Fixing Soul Talisman. And I found a few talismans from the book, which are four kinds of talismans: corpse suppression talisman, five-element thunder talisman, tracer talisman, and yin exorcism talisman.

Three of them belong to auxiliary talismans, and the five elements of thunder runes can be combined with yin and yang runes to form a small five-element yin thunder array, or a small five-element yang thunder array. The five elements of yin and yang are in harmony with the technique of the heavenly stems, gold has geng metal yang, xin metal yin, wood has a yang, and B wood belongs to yin..., the thunder charm belongs to the basic talisman, which can stimulate one of the five elements of yin and yang The evolution of one of the divine thunder has to rely on the qi of the surrounding five elements.

And the best thing to borrow is the qi of the earth, the formation of the earth yang thunder, at night unless there is a special talisman, otherwise can only be drawn out of the qi of the earth, the release of the earth yin thunder, the effect of dealing with evil spirits is not great. There is also a magic seal with the rune array, but the cultivation of the magic seal is more difficult. You need to learn the thunder talisman and cooperate with the Five Elements Rune Array to plant the thunder seed in your body, and you don't plan to practice yet.

Take a deep breath, light a long incense stick, ensure that the breath is stable, and draw with cinnabar with the wolf pen in your hand. These materials almost wiped out the cost of living, and Dingqi began to outline the lines in the talisman, and groaned in his mouth.

"The noon sun hangs in the sky, leading the yang to gather qi in the talisman, the fire of the true yang enters the talisman treasure, breaking the yin and resolving the evil soul"

The aura in my hand was poured into the pen, and when I reconciled the cinnabar, I also had some of my own blood, and the runes were written to outline the horns of the runes. The talisman horn is mainly used to lock the yang energy, and there is a way to draw the talisman corner first, and then draw the rune, so as to avoid the explosion of the failed talisman when drawing the talisman.

The entry-level talisman drawn in the past can no longer deal with the current opponent, and it is impossible to deal with the spirit with a medium-grade talisman.

After the last talisman is hooked, the talisman seems to let out a soft sound, and the talisman is a sign that the mid-grade talisman has been completed. Sitting cross-legged pranayama, the medium-grade talisman consumes a lot of money, and the noon time is only enough to draw three, and there is a failure rate.

In the past two days, a total of three yang talismans have been drawn, and the yin talismans have not yet begun to be drawn, and as for the other talismans, a few primary talismans have also been drawn for backup.

put away the materials, returned to the room, and suddenly saw a text message on the phone, which was sent by Bai Jing.

"After school in the afternoon, waiting for you at the school gate, if you don't come, you will bear the consequences"

The girl threatened me again, but the consequences of releasing her pigeons should be very serious, and her life might be in danger.

"Okay, I'll go after school"