Chapter 3: The Wonderful Duo
When I woke up, it was already dawn, and before I could open my eyes, I heard a commotion, as if there were a lot of people around. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"W-where is this?"
The moment I opened my eyes, I was stunned for a moment, a big cap, a police uniform, and more than one person dressed like this, this, this is the police station?
"Hey, boy, wake up at last! Yes, run to the Internet café and hit the wall to play, whether it is to protest the power outage, or to protest that you can't access the Internet! ”
Before I could react, a police officer in his twenties with pimples on his face looked at me with a smile and teased.
I stared blankly at the smiling face full of pimples, my brain was in a state of panic, the situation was not right, according to the development of the plot, the master should be in the hospital, how could it be in the police station?!
"Xiao Zhang, don't tease this young man, just now the owner of the Internet café came over, saying that he didn't lose anything, and at the same time said that he wanted to thank this kid, saying that if he hadn't found this kid fainting in the Internet café, he really didn't know that his cashier was so disrespectful, and he left the pickle girl without permission during his shift, and he didn't even lock the door."
Before I could react, a Humpty Dumpty middle-aged policeman pushed the door in, glanced at me, and said to the pimple officer with a smile.
There seemed to be a lot of content revealed in these words, but before I could digest them when I had just come to my senses, I was gently tapped on the shoulder by the Humpty Dumpty policeman.
"Let's go, young man, let's find a room to talk to alone, and by the way, why you ended up in the closed Internet café, and you knocked yourself unconscious."
After speaking, without waiting for my answer, he walked in front, and it seemed that he was going to make a transcript.
Get! In addition to applying for documents, the master has not entered the police station for more than 20 years, and it seems that everything has a first time, which can be regarded as my virgin * daughter.
"Let's go, young man, this handsome guy is also very curious, what do you think, isn't it good to hit the wall at home, if you don't run to an Internet café and hit the wall, could it be that you are magical, ready to practice through the wall?"
As he spoke, the curious pimple officer stared at me with a pair of huge eyes, only to see me hairy, this policeman was also a little curious, through the wall? I'm still bumping into ghosts, can you believe it? But I really don't dare to say that, after all, this is an era of evidence, and if they ask me to show evidence, I can really find a ghost for them!
Subconsciously glanced at the pimple officer's work card, Zhang Qi, yes, he really deserves this name, and he is really curious about everything.
"Let's go, buddy, hurry up and talk to Lao Li, and by the way, tell me about your situation, and satisfy my curiosity!"
Acne police officer Zhang Qi saw that I ignored him, pulled me out of the door, and walked towards the small conference room next to me, it seems that I really didn't do anything, otherwise I wouldn't have gone to the small conference room, but entered the interrogation room.
"Come and sit, Bai Fan, I still call you Xiaobai, Xiaobai, don't be restrained, just treat this as if this is in your own home, feel free."
Seeing me walk into the small conference room, Lao Li, a short and fat policeman who had been waiting for a long time, smiled at me casually and said casually.
Am I flattered to make this my home? I'm sick, and I think this is my home, but I've heard people say that only some habitual offenders treat the police station as their home, and when they have nothing to do, they make something and they are escorted here to sit.
As for what their name is, it's even less surprising, for a veteran Internet guest like me (a regular Internet café visitor), it's definitely an ID card, to put it mildly, I just forgot to eat, and I won't forget to bring my ID card.
"Captain Li, let's get started!"
Zhang Qi said with a smile at the fat man Li, and at the same time didn't wait for Captain Li to speak, he turned around and calmed down, looked at me with a serious face, and looked at me for a moment.
"Name?"
Seeing me looking at him stupidly, Zhang Qi probably felt better about himself, staring at me with a serious face, like an eagle staring at its prey, ready to pick out the mistakes in my answers.
However, this question is unlikely to be wrong, I will not forget the name I have called for more than 20 years, besides, these two people should know what my name is, and they called me by my name just now.
"Bai Fan, what about you, name?"
Well, I can't turn my head around, what's going on, don't you know my name, why are you asking?!
"Ahem!"
It is estimated that Li Fatzi, who was sitting in the back, couldn't stand it anymore, so he deliberately coughed lightly twice, turned his head to look at Zhang Qi and made a look.
"Well, well, that's it."
Zhang Qi is not a fool, as soon as he saw Captain Li's eyes, he knew that he had done a frustration, but he didn't see the embarrassment at all, and turned his head to stare at me and continued to ask.
"Gender?"
Eh, I'll go, is it true that everything is written in the novel? This is how the police interrogate prisoners? So will you deliberately find some excuse to beat me up?
"Okay, Xiao Zhang, we are not interrogating prisoners, or we are talking to Xiaobai, after all, we are one dead and one missing!"
Captain Li glanced at me and said with emotion.
But this sentence directly said to me, what is not a prisoner? What is one dead and one missing?
Who died? Who's missing? What does it have to do with me?
As if seeing my confusion, Captain Li glanced at Zhang Qi, as if he was afraid that Zhang Qi would understand his mistake again, and then said, "Bring me the indoor death case file from the previous two days." ”
"Xiaobai, do you know what we're going to talk to you about?"
Captain Li glanced at me meaningfully, got up and walked to the window, looked outside, and said in a calm tone. But the moment he got up, I also saw his name on his work card - Zhang Xiao! Sure enough, people are as easy as their name suggests, but is this a question?
I was dumbfounded again, what kind of situation is it today, how everything is so weird.
First of all, this curious cat reincarnated like a pimple policeman, and then this easy-going-looking Humpty Dumpty middle-aged policeman Zhang smiled, you can ask me questions, and let me guess, you think that the young master is the reincarnation of Jiang Ziya, and you know everything.
However, thinking about what Zhang Xiao said before, this question should be related to some dead person case, but I am a good citizen, a big drop of good people, and there is still a good citizen certificate, although it is my idle egg pain, and I made it myself.
"Second uncle, no, captain, you want the file!"
Zhang Qi pushed the door in a hurry, and left the file on the table in front of me, saying that it was an archive, but in fact it was just an A4 paper, similar to a resume, with an introduction and a photo, but when I looked at the photo, I couldn't take my eyes off it.