I don't know if it's because of the relationship with the Sanqing Patriarch statue that was sold by Sister Haring, which caused a lot of unlucky things to happen after Liang Yifu returned to Pengcheng. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info returned to Pengcheng the next morning, Liang Yifu, Qin Ide and Robert went to the last year's goods market to buy New Year's goods, in previous years, Liang Yifu ran to buy New Year's goods by himself, and Uncle Qin stayed in the store to watch the door. Now that I have company, I can finally stop the taxi without having to carry things by myself, and I have rented a car, which is really convenient.

After the car stopped on the side of the road near the New Year's market, as soon as he got out of the car, Liang Yifu was tricked, stepping on dog dung and holding a cigarette with one hand, so he looked like a ruffian beggar who was not afraid of being disgusted. Liang Yifu scolded as soon as he opened his mouth, Qin Ed and Robert saw that he was indeed a little unlucky recently, and they were embarrassed to laugh at him, so they found a few leaflets in the car and rubbed the soles of his shoes.

After Liang Yifu cleaned the soles of his shoes, the three of them walked towards the location of the New Year's market, the winter in Pengcheng is generally not cold, and there are birds chirping on the trees endlessly, especially the roads near the New Year's market, there are many landscape trees, so there are many birds, and there are many natural guano, and the three of them walked side by side A ball of sloppy guano fell in front of Robert's shoes, fortunately he was alert enough and did not step on it, Robert dodged the guano and said with a smile: "Oh, it's so lucky."

Liang Yifu asked, "What?" What's lucky? ”。 As soon as the words fell, a cloud of guano fell on Liang Yifu's arm... Liang Yifu exclaimed: "Ah! Yes! Yes! Again,, again! ”。 At this time, Qin Ed and Robert couldn't suppress the excitement in their hearts, hahaha laughed out loud, Liang Yifu hurriedly shouted: "Paper towel, paper towel!" ”。

How can three men go out with tissues, Qin Ed smiled from ear to ear, looked around, and found that there were two girls who happened to come out of the New Year's market, carrying large bags and small bags in their hands, and the most important thing is that they also carried bags, and if they have bags, they must be carrying tissues, Qin Ed said: "Robert, go and ask those two girls for a few tissues."

Robert nodded, walked towards the girls, like them borrowed paper towels, this can speak Chinese Norwegian fresh meat is really more popular, as soon as you open your mouth, you will get paper towels, or a whole pack, but Liang Yifu, who was standing on the side of the road, was very puzzled, he said: "Eh? What did this old Luo tell them, why did those two women laugh so happily? ”。

After Robert came back with the tissue, Liang Yifu asked him what he said, Robert handed the tissue to Liang Yifu at the same time, and said with a smile: "I followed them and said that I need a little tissue, can you give me some, the kind that needs to be hygienic!" ”。 When Liang Yifu heard this, he and Qin Ide were about to squat on the ground with laughter, and they were about to cramp with laughter. At this moment, another ball of fresh bird droppings fell on Liang Yifu's back.

Qin Ed took out a tissue from Liang Yifu's hand to help him wipe his... I don't know if it's really the ancestor who has appeared, so tossing his senior brother, but there is no reason, and I haven't seen those unruly young Taoist priests in the Taoist temple being punished by the ancestor master. Maybe it's going to be bad luck in the passing year.

After Liang Yifu cleaned up, the three of them finally came to the New Year's market, there were many stalls, selling all kinds of local specialty goods, basically eating, and the venue was crowded, many people were uncles, aunts, uncles and old ladies were buying New Year's goods in it, which made Qin Ed feel like he had entered a nursing home.

The three of them walked around and tasted inside, Robert, a foreigner, felt fresh when he saw everything, and said he wanted to buy some when he saw everything, Liang Yifu told him not to buy indiscriminately, some were really not delicious, but Robert said it didn't matter, he still bought it. A lot of snacks were bought for a pound each, Liang Yifu thought to himself, it doesn't matter, don't we still have a big stomach at home.

The three of them went into the New Year's market empty-handed, and when they came out, they looked like famine victims robbing grain, pulling a lot of things out, and I don't know what Robert's mentality is, so they also bought a duvet and a pillow. There were so many things I bought that I almost couldn't stuff into the car.

After buying New Year's goods and returning home, they began to eat those special snacks from all over the township, Sister Haring tasted one of each, and then emptied all the food related to meat, and after eating, she looked at Liang Yifu and said: "Why do you buy such a little, you have to buy a few more catties of dried meat, otherwise how can it be enough for Sister to stuff her teeth."

Liang Yifu looked at Sister Haring in a daze and said, "I said sister, don't forget that you are a wolf, not a bear." As soon as the words fell, Sister Haring straightened her face and said: "Who told you that the wolf eats less, you hurry up and buy it for me, remember to buy this, St. Paul's!" After speaking, Sister Haring took out a stack of red first chieftains, handed it to Liang Yifu for 10,000 yuan, Liang Yifu smiled when he saw the money, and immediately went out with Robert again to go to last year's goods market.

This time he learned smartly and brought tissues, but this time the guano and dog droppings were not touched, and when he came back, the weather was not beautiful, it rained, Liang Yifu and Robert were soaked, and when they returned to the car, Liang Yifu took off all the clothes on his upper body, and asked Robert to undress, and then Liang Yifu turned on the heating.

Originally, it was nothing, a shirtless man was running on the road, and the co-pilot had a foreign guy who was also naked, which was not surprising. The most depressed they met the traffic police who set up checkpoints, and found that the two of them were not wearing clothes in the car, and they felt that there was a problem, so they stopped them for investigation.

Robert was smarter and put on a coat when he got out of the car, but Liang Yifu closed his arms and blew in the cold wind for several minutes, and finally was watched away by the traffic police with very connotative eyes. This look seems to say, "You are 'Ji', you are Gay".

On the evening of January 31st, everyone gathered around Jishan Hall to brush the pot, Robert took a small notebook and said: "I counted, 'drying clothes' you have been unlucky in the past 10 days a total of 29 times, stepping on **** 7 times, urine (bird) droppings 8 times, car tire burst 2 times, being blown by children's firecrackers 4 times, falling down 3 times, and 2 times being chased by dogs, and the last 3 times were electrostatic, oh yes, the number of times you fall down is still increasing."

I don't know when Robert came up with this statistic, Liang Yifu said with a depressed face: "Growth fart, do you think this is GDP, can it be added or subtracted, hey, I'll go, what is this for?" Why is it so unlucky? It's enough to calculate what you get, and it stands to reason that this is the year of the horse that belongs to the snake and should not be in conflict."

Sister Haring put a lot of vegetables into Liang Yifu's bowl, and said at the same time: "Don't think about it, eat more." Liang Yifu looked at the green vegetables in the bowl, watched Sister Haring eat the fat cow in a big gulp, and said very dissatisfied: "Sister, do you really treat me as a vegetarian animal?" ”。 After saying that, he began to grab meat with Sister Harlem and eat it.

Originally, I thought that Liang Yifu could eat a stable meal with this pot, but he went to the hospital, because he was too anxious to eat just now, and he sneezed, which caused a piece of food to be pinched in the nasopharynx and couldn't get it out, so he could only go to the hospital and ask the doctor to help him come out.

The next morning, Liang Yifu shouted Qin Ed and Robert at 7 o'clock in the morning, shouting that he couldn't go on like this, he was really unlucky, he had to go to the park to find He Shanbao to calculate why he was so unlucky, Qin Ide was so sleepy that he refused to get up, Qin Ide said: "You go by yourself, I didn't sleep until 3 o'clock last night, let me sleep a little longer."

Liang Yifu scolded: "Sleep, sleep, sleep, you know sleep, I didn't close my eyes last night, hurry up!" ”。 Robert got up from the bed and said as he got dressed, "Fortune telling?" I've been interested in this for a long time, and I want to check it out."

Liang Yifu nodded, pulled Qin Ed up from the bed and scolded at the same time: "Stinky boy, hurry up, don't you hear it, Lao Luo and he get up, doesn't he go to bed at 3 o'clock either, hurry up!" ”。

When Qin Aide brushed his teeth and washed his face, Liang Yifu made breakfast in the kitchen, which was a breakfast of 9 bowls of instant noodles boiled into a big pot, in which there were imported sausages from Germany bought by Sister Haring, and everyone added an omelette, and finally put two green vegetables, which were left over from last night.

Qin Ed is not surprised that he makes breakfast for his senior brother, what is strange is how there are sausages, and when he asked, he knew that this was a German sausage worth 20 yuan that Sister Haring specially bought as a snack, but now is not the time to worry about them stealing Sister Harlin's snacks, because Sister Haring was woken up by them, and when she got up, she didn't know why it was a sleepy-eyed wolf.

Robert saw a calm wolf appear out of the corridor! I almost fainted in fright, and finally accepted that Sister Haring was this huge she-wolf, and the four of them gathered around for breakfast, Sister Haring was not dissatisfied with Liang Yifu stealing her own sausages, so she asked Liang Yifu to go to the kitchen to cook a pot of instant noodles for 4 people for her to eat.

After breakfast, Liang Yifu wanted to drive with two dark circles under his eyes, but he didn't sleep all night, Robert didn't let him drive, and Robert used his International Driver's Permit, which should have been able to drive cars in China, to start playing the role of a driver; But this kid's driving problem is that he always runs the wrong way, and he turns the 4-kilometer distance into 12 kilometers, and finally came to the park.

So the three of them wandered around the park, and waited until 9 o'clock in the morning to bring the long-lost He Shanbao, He Shanbao just came to the pavilion and saw Liang Yifu like a panda, dozing off with Qin Aide, and Robert, who was very energetic, he immediately smiled and said: "Ouch, you two boys actually brought me business, not bad."

Liang Yifu saw He Shanbao as if he saw a life-saving straw, grabbed his arm and said at the same time: "Uncle He, you have to help me, I have an accident."

He Shanbao pushed Liang Yifu away and scolded at the same time: "Stinky boy, what are you anxious about, can I still not see that something is wrong with you, go, go to my house." After speaking, He Shanbao didn't pay attention to the two people who were sitting, and walked towards the entrance of the park by himself, Liang Yifu asked Robert to wake up Qin Aide, and then followed He Shanbao to his house.

The three of them came to He Shanbao's house, and after walking down in the living room, He Shanbao let the three of them take care of themselves, and then ran to the kitchen by themselves and didn't know what to do, Liang Yifu still sat honestly, smoking a stuffy cigarette, Qin Ed continued to sleep, Robert began to wander around He Shanbao's house again, and then when he saw something strange, he picked it up and took a look~

After He Shanbao finished pouring it, he handed it to Liang Yifu with a bowl of what was suspected to be traditional Chinese medicine, and said at the same time: "Take it, give it to your junior brother to drink." Liang Yifu took this bowl of liquid that should be Chinese medicine, and thought to himself that he was unlucky, why didn't he drink it for himself but let his junior brother drink it? Liang Yifu called Qin Ide up, and then asked him to drink the liquid in the bowl. After Qin Ide finished drinking, He Shanbao nodded and said, "Well, let him sleep."

"Uncle He, what are you doing?" Liang Yifu asked with a puzzled expression; He Shanbao ignored Liang Yifu, walked to the front of the bookcase, snatched the turtle shell in Robert's hand, and said at the same time: "Boy, this thing can't be touched indiscriminately, you know, this is the guy I eat."

Robert was a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: "This turtle shell is very special, it must be an antique, but you use the turtle shell to eat, it's really special." He Shanbao sweated, shook his shoulders and said at the same time: "It's not an antique, it's not for eating, it's just a tool for making a living, you foreign boy speaks Mandarin very neatly, sit down first."

He Shanbao and Robert returned to the sofa and sat down, He Shanbao said while making tea: "Your junior brother has a cold when he sees it, that thing is my special cola to cook Chinese medicine, as long as you drink a bowl of tomorrow morning, you will be cured immediately, as for your kid, what's the matter with the panda eyes?" ”。

Liang Yifu heard He Shanbao ask himself, and hurriedly said with a bitter face: "Uncle He, can't you figure it out?" ”。 He Shanbao scolded with a smile: "Stinky boy, do you really treat me as a roundworm in your stomach, I knew that you would come to the park to find me today, I specially went over to bring you back, but what happened to you kid, you were beaten by a monster?" ”。

Liang Yifu lowered his head and said weakly: "No, I don't know why I've been unlucky lately...", Liang Yifu began to crackle and tell all his unlucky experiences, and Robert also interjected to say the number and type of Liang Yifu's unlucky. He Shanbao frowned slightly, and after thinking for a moment, he asked, "When your kid was in Meizhou, did you touch something?" ”。

Liang Yifu said with a bitter face: "Definitely not, can you not know who I am, Uncle He, can the demons and monsters not be detected by me." He Shanbao scolded: "I know that you are a big-headed ghost, you kid is a... Alas, forget it, I don't want to scold you, tell me more about that experience."

When Liang Yifu heard this, he had to tell in detail about his experience of coming out of the highway rest area to how he returned to Pengcheng, and after he finished speaking, He Shanbao smiled, looked at Liang Yifu and said: "You kid is not a big-headed ghost, he is a soulless ghost, you meet that old man is not an ordinary person."

When Liang Yifu heard this, he asked anxiously, "Why is it unusual?" Isn't that old man just an old man watching the scene?" He Shanbao waved his hand, then looked at Robert and said, "Boy, what's your name, do you drink tea?" Take it yourself".

Robert said, "Oh, my name is Robert, and I'm an international student from Norway." After speaking, he picked up the teacup and drank tea; Liang Yifu saw that He Shanbao didn't have a bird himself, and said anxiously: "Uncle He, what do you mean?" What's the matter with the old man? ”。 He Shanbao looked at Liang Yifu and said, "Drink tea first, you said that this matter is easy to deal with, and it is easy to deal with, but it is a little troublesome."

Liang Yifu picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, listening to He Shanbao talk about the old man.

It turned out that a few years ago, a developer in Meizhou bought the mountain forest that Liang Yifu and they passed, and planned to develop the tens of thousands of square meters of area into the largest natural forest resort in Guangdong Province. It doesn't matter if the developer loses money or not.

But the next day, when he and two other colleagues went over there to check the feng shui again, they met an old man on the path, and the old man also invited them to drink water, and it happened that they were also thirsty, and they didn't pay much attention, and He Shanbao didn't drink water at that time, because he was not thirsty, and at night the two peers had an accident, and they were unlucky.

Later, they returned to their city, unlucky for a month, and then they couldn't figure out why, so they could only come to Pengcheng to find He Shanbao to tell the hexagram, and the result was the same hexagram of the two, after careful scrutiny, they all found out that it was the old man's glass of water, in order to find out what was going on, He Shanbao went to Meizhou again, went to the forest, and found the old man along the path.

After arriving there, the old man still asked He Shanbao to drink water, but He Shanbao didn't drink it, and said that the old man had a problem with the water, the old man smiled and asked He Shanbao to sit in the house. When he arrived at the house, the old man revealed his identity.

It turned out that this old man was the local city god, because his city god temple was forcibly demolished in the last century'Red Crisis period', the husband and wife were homeless and had to come to this broken bungalow to settle down, and set up their own office here.

As for why the city god wants to give people to drink water, in fact, this water is a gift from the city god, the main ingredient of this cup of water comes from the Styx River in the underworld, that is, the mainstream of the Nai River and the Forget Worry River, the water of this river, has no effect on ghosts, but it will have a miraculous effect on the living, this water can make people with grievances unlucky, unlucky for 36 days in a row, and all the negative energy in the human body is released through bad luck, and people with evil hearts drink this water, they will die suddenly within 48 hours, as for those who have no reaction since drinking, One is that he has been to the underworld, and the other is because this person has a good heart.

Speaking of this, He Shanbao said with a smile: "Robert and your junior brother will not be as unlucky as you, which is one of the two reasons I just said." Liang Yifu heard this and counted it, looked at He Shanbao and said: "Uncle He, if you say this, I don't have to be unlucky for another 25 days, don't, if I am very unlucky, I will be hit by a car and killed when I go out of the door, and that city god is not a pit father, give me this thing."

He Shanbao said with a smile: "What are you afraid of, you are not a short-lived ghost, and why bother that this water will not make people unlucky to death, don't worry; As for the city god, everyone doesn't drink water, do you think it's easy to go to the underworld, and it's so fun to run out of the realm of the underworld to go outside to hit the water of the River Styx, the city god just wants to reward and punish the people in the world, punish those unfilial descendants, and fulfill his responsibility as the city god." Speaking of this, He Shanbao took a sip of tea.

Liang Yifu looked at He Shanbao and said anxiously: "Uncle He, you have to help me, you hurry up and find a way to make me not unlucky anymore, otherwise I won't dare to sleep at night."

He Shanbao looked at Liang Yifu and said: "As the so-called no boat ferry after Suzhou, did Grandma Chenghuang come out with a plate of rice cakes and invite you to eat, but you didn't eat it?" ”。 Liang Yifu nodded hurriedly, He Shanbao patted his thigh and said, "Look, if you eat that rice cracker, will you be so unlucky now?" That cake is also made of the water of the River Styx, and eating it will relieve bad luck, but if you come and go this time, I'm afraid that you haven't been able to bear the toss brought by bad luck before you get to the place."

When Liang Yifu heard this, he really regretted that he only thought about leaving the place where birds don't poop early and going home quickly, otherwise he would eat the rice crackers. At this time, Robert looked at Uncle He and asked, "Do you know how to tell hexagrams, I have always been very interested in divination, I don't know if Uncle He can help me 'brush it'."

He Shanbao said with a smile: "It's not okay to brush it, it's still okay to do the math, how do you want to calculate, what do you want to count?" ”。 He Shanbao secretly glanced at Liang Yifu as he spoke, and found that he was calculating whether he could stuff a few sets of tires into the car, and then drove all the way to the place where birds don't, and asked Chenghuang for rice crackers to eat.

Robert thought for a while and said: "Well, many people are considered lucky, but I want to know how many times I can see ghosts", Robert's words made Liang Yifu slightly stunned, and scolded: "Old Luo, you are sick, no one else wants to see ghosts, just you kid want to see ghosts, aren't you crazy."

He Shanbao smiled and said, "Okay, tell me your date of birth and time." Then Robert said his birthday, He Shanbao raised his left hand and began to calculate, and after about half a minute, he muttered to himself: "I almost forgot that you are a foreigner, and the latitude and longitude of Norway should also be calculated." After speaking, He Shanbao took out his mobile phone and skillfully opened the map to find the latitude and longitude, then nodded and began to calculate again.

After about 2 minutes, He Shanbao looked at Robert and said: "If you follow this kid, it is not difficult to see ghosts, but without them, you can meet ghosts 2 more times, once when you were 42 years old, and the other when you were 91 years old." If He Shanbao ponders these words carefully, he will find that he has also calculated Robert's longevity, and people will definitely be able to see ghosts before the temporary time, isn't this nonsense.

When Robert heard this, he was a little lonely, and then he looked at Liang Yifu and said: "Laundry classmate, you must take me with you when you remember to hunt ghosts, I can only see ghosts twice again after I return to Norway." Liang Yifu replied casually: "Whatever you want, you kid just want to find some dead ghosts to ask about what happened today."

However, when He Shanbao heard this, he immediately became serious, and said at the same time: "You kid has lost his soul again, haven't you forgotten the fan I gave you, you can't take him to hunt ghosts!" ”。 Liang Yifu looked at He Shanbao and nodded, and then said, "By the way, what's going on with that fan?" ”。

He Shanbao said: "When the time comes, you will know, it is the mess between me and your master back then, to be honest, I can only calculate the hexagram for people now, calculate a figure or something, the demons and monsters really can't move, even the 'old smoker' who came to smoke can't get rid of it, alas...".

When Liang Yifu heard this, he continued to ask, "Old smoker? Who? Is it a human or a ghost". He Shanbao smiled and said: "It must be a ghost, or a big ghost, an 'old pedantic'", speaking of which, He Shanbao suddenly thought of a way to rectify Ji Xiaolan, and immediately ran to the room and pulled a large cardboard box out, and asked Liang Yifu and Robert to help, after the two pulled the box out, they opened it and looked, Liang Yifu was dumbfounded, it was full of boxes of various brand-name cigarettes, and they were all in a whole pack.

Liang Yifu looked at He Shanbao with wide eyes and asked, "Uncle He, when did you switch to buying cigarettes?" ”。 He Shanbao straightened his waist and clapped his hands, and then said: "You take this cigarette back, lest that 'old pedantic' come to me to ask for a cigarette." Liang Yifu looked at He Shanbao and asked, "Give it all to me?" It's worth thousands of dollars, don't you want to keep some? ”。

He Shanbao said with a smile: "Thousands, the cigarettes here add up to more than 10,000 yuan, I don't smoke, I have quit a long time ago, but this cigarette is not for you for nothing, you kid help me do something...". As soon as He Shanbao's voice fell, Liang Yifu suddenly felt bad, could it be that this old man asked me to help him deal with some kind of hard ballast?

He Shanbao saw Liang Yifu's thoughts and said: "What are you afraid of, you kid just follow my instructions and help me arrange an anti-ghost feng shui array." Liang Yifu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and then he and Robert began to follow He Shanbao's instructions to take the stone engraved with the I Ching gossip hexagram and toss it at home, about a stick of incense After a stick of incense, He Shanbao nodded and said: "Very good, in the future, the old smoker will come, and he can only stay on the balcony, I let him always come to me to eat and drink, and watch TV!" ”。

He Shanbao looked at Liang Yifu and Robert and said, "It's not early, you go back to lunch." After He Shanbao finished speaking, he stretched and signaled that they could leave, Liang Yifu looked at He Shanbao with a worried face and asked, "Uncle He, do you think I should go and get rice cakes to eat?" ”。

He Shanbao scolded with a straight face: "You won't decide whether to go or not, don't come to ask me, but I advise you to survive these 25 days, it will be better for you, good or bad, okay, okay, go back."

When Liang Yifu heard this, he had no choice but to find a way to deal with it, and in desperation, he had no choice but to call Qin Ed to get up, leave He Shanbao's house, and return to Jishantang.

As soon as the three of them returned to Jishantang, they bumped into Lao Jin, and Lao Jin saw Liang Yifu and his brothers and sisters hurriedly thanked him, and said that Liang Yifu saved his son, otherwise he would definitely ruin his future or something. After a few polite words, Lao Jin left in a hurry, the old boy was going back to his hometown for the New Year, and he had to take the train back to his hometown with his family in the afternoon.

Sister Haring saw that Liang Yifu and Qin Aide were back, and said with a smile: "You two came back just in time, and there is business coming to the door again, you two go and do it." When Liang Yifu heard this, he threw the banana peel in his hand and asked very calmly, "What's the matter?" ”。

Sister Haring said: "Recently, there are many people who have gotten married, and the newlyweds who set up a wedding banquet in a restaurant in Luohu District have said that there are ghosts going home with them after returning home, because many newlyweds have said on the Internet that the restaurant is haunted, so the manager of the restaurant came over to ask us to see if it is really haunted, and the manager just left Lao Jin came over, and it happened that Lao Jin left you and came back, hurry up and take a look."

When Liang Yifu heard this, he immediately asked Sister Harlem for the address, and then turned around and walked out of the door with Qin Ed and Robert, and when he came to the yard, Liang Yifu fell a 'dog eating Xiang', and after he fell to the ground, he looked, Nima, how could the banana peel he threw be stepped on by himself? Then he fainted, stayed up for 26 hours without sleeping, and now he can finally sleep well, and the ghost hunting thing just fell on Qin Ide's head. (To be continued.) )