"Chop, chop?" Zhang Daochang swallowed his saliva, pretended to be calm and said, "That's all done by reckless people, how can we compare this?" ”

"It's better than taking poison. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "I blinked my innocent eyes, and I didn't care to say, buddy, anyway, I don't have any poison.

"This ......" Zhang Daochang's face was blue and red, and he was so stunned by me that he didn't dare to speak.

At this time, I saw his apprentice running over and putting his mouth next to his ear, I quickly and quietly recited two sentences of "Deaf Mantra", and I heard the apprentice say: "Master, he is just pretending, no matter what he compares, you just agree, there is an apprentice to answer, we are still afraid that he will not succeed?" ”

Zhang Daochang nodded approvingly, and said to me loudly: "Boy, I'll rely on you, let's cut people, but I don't know how to cut people?" ”

I rolled up my sleeves, revealing an arm, and raised an eyebrow at him: "Cut off your own arm, do you dare?" ”

"Gah?" Zhang Daochang's eyes almost popped out, and he asked in disbelief: "Cut yourself?" ”

"Not bad." I say.

"How can I do that, my parents who suffer from the body, self-abuse is tantamount to unfilial piety, and I can't agree to this." Zhang Daochang said righteously: "Besides, I really don't understand, what does cutting yourself have to do with Taoism? ”

"Zhang Daochang should have learned a spell to stop bleeding, right?" I asked.

"You're not going to try that pediatric spell, are you?" Zhang Daochang pretended to be disdainful and pouted, but I could clearly see beads of sweat on his sideburns.

"yes." I took out a sharp knife from my bag, scraped the blade with my fingers, and said without raising my head: "I also think it's a little inappropriate to cut myself, why don't we find a witness, can the Taoist chief agree?" ”

"What the little brother said is very true." Zhang Daochang nodded busily.

His words fell, and the two of us slammed, and the four eyes converged on his apprentice at the same time.

"Master, my stomach hurts." His apprentice bent down and wanted to run to the bathroom, but was dragged by Zhang Daochang.

"My good apprentice, can't you still believe in the Taoist skills of the teacher?" Zhang Dao said loudly, and then whispered to his apprentice: "Don't give me the chain for a while, and give you a bonus of 1,000 yuan at the end of the month." ”

"Master, I really have a stomachache."

"One thousand two." Zhang Daochang said another number, but his apprentice was not moved at all, still holding his stomach and calling out, and finally he was ruthless, gritted his teeth and said: "One thousand five, there can't be more, otherwise the fate of our master and apprentice will be over!" ”

"Master, don't be kidding, that knife is so long, you can't cut off your arm, I have old and young, just raise your hand." Zhang Daochang and his apprentice wept with a sad face.

"Junzi, can the teacher still push you into the fire pit? Don't worry, I'll tell that kid in a moment that he can use a small knife. Zhang Daochang said: "In addition, after the matter is completed, I will give you a bonus of 2,000 yuan for the teacher, and then give you half a month off." ”

"Really?" Junko asked, her eyes lit up.

"Of course." Zhang Daochang nodded heavily.

"Master, don't you talk to me about money, don't you see the outside, what money is not money, as long as you say a word, Shunzi will never frown when you go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire." Junko straightened her chest, her stomach didn't hurt anymore, and the hooligan said falsely.

Seeing that the two of them had negotiated, the corner of my mouth hooked: Brother wants to eliminate a harm for the people today!