Chapter 34: The Norwegians The New Roommate
The two people in the car were anxious at this time, afraid that Lao Wang and their fight would cause trouble in the public security bureau, but this enthusiastic taxi brother, seeing that Liang Yifu gave him a hundred yuan, also gave him a detour, so that the road, which was originally only 2 kilometers, was forced to drive 5 kilometers, and he used this to express his responsible attitude, which made Liang Yifu a little crying and laughing. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
After the two got out of the car, Qin Ed picked up Liang Yifu and walked into the building where the Internet café was located, the two took the elevator to the 7th floor, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw two network administrators arguing, Qin Ed walked over quickly, and saw that the quarrel was not Lao Wang and them, but a couple? Liang Yifu grabbed the clothes of a network administrator and asked, "I said buddy, what's going on?" Why are you arguing at the door? ”。
When the network manager saw Liang Yifu, this regular customer came, looked at the couple who were temporarily truce, beckoned to Liang Yifu, walked to the counter of the Internet café, and whispered: "Alas, the little two quarreled, your fat classmate didn't know why he brought a foreign guy here today, and the woman's went to talk to the foreigner, and when they were chatting happily, the woman's boyfriend found here."
The network administrator paused at this point, and Qin Aide hurriedly asked, "What about my classmates?" ”。 The network administrator continued: "Alas, it's still inside, they have nothing to do, just now your fat classmate saw that the foreigner was bullied, so he went up to reason with the man, and almost started, now there is nothing to do, and now the woman is still arguing with the man, and she just stopped for a while." Qin Aide and Liang Yifu finally breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this. The two found Lao Wang and them in the Internet café, and also met the new foreign roommate.
Seeing that the two of them finally came, Lao Wang quickly stood up and complained: "Sleep, why did you two come now, oh mom, you missed the man just now, alas, the cow, the shrew scolding the street is not as good as him, fortunately Robert he doesn't understand the Chinese foul language, otherwise he will beat him up."
At this time, Robert, who was sitting on the side, looked at them, took off his headphones and stood up, Qin Ed and Liang Yifu looked at him carefully, this young man named Robert, with brown hair mixed with some blonde, brown eyes, a white young man, about 1.8 meters tall, tall and thin, showing the handsome figure of 'Uncle Long Legs'. He hurriedly stretched out his hand and shook hands with Liang Yifu and the others, and said in a foreign language version of Mandarin: "Hello, my name is Robert. Williams. Green, you can call me Robert, oh, that, that, I'm an exchange student from Norway, and I'm studying Oriental history and culture."
Qin Ed looked a little embarrassed, the first time he came into contact with a foreigner, and he was also a person who could speak Chinese, he asked a little restrainedly: "You, do you read Chinese?" ”。 Robert nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, I started learning Chinese when I was 12 years old, oh, one of my mother's friends is Chinese, and she taught me to speak Chinese and speak Chinese things when I was very young." Qin Ide sweated in his heart when he heard this, was it when you were very young, not when your aunt was very young, or not, it was great to be able to speak so fluently.
Liang Yifu hurriedly stood up straight, pretending to be 'forced' and said: "Hello, my name is Liang Yifu, known as 'Liangguang Ghost Seeing Sorrow', this Xiaoxiao north wind is cold and snowy, and the night is cold through my heart, fortunately, the old man sent charcoal..."
Liang Yifu looked at Lao Wen and said: "Eh, why don't you let me finish speaking, it's just the last sentence, you wait, wait for me to finish, this last sentence is, yes, I want to think about it, there is, save me from being killed on a winter night." Robert looked at Liang Yifu as if he saw a master, and said happily: "Oh, Liang Yifu, you are so powerful, you can actually write poems, is the name of this poem called, is it called 'Liangguang Ghost Sees Sorrow'?" ”。 Liang Yifu hurriedly explained: "No, 'Liangguang ghost sees sorrow' is my nickname, ah, it means that this ghost will be sad when he sees me, and he is so scared that he has to run away quickly." Robert nodded, then said, "Oh, I can't imagine that you are so good at 'drying clothes' that even ghosts are afraid of the poems you write". Robert's Mandarin is relatively ordinary, and he always refers to Liang Yifu as 'drying clothes'. This made Liang Yifu a little depressed, but he didn't take it to heart, anyway, if you are talking to a foreigner about this problem of pronunciation, that is, you are talking tiger language to a cat, nonsense.
Lao Wang and Qin Ide couldn't help laughing, Lao Wang patted Liang Yifu's shoulder and teased: "Okay, those sour poems you are talking about can still exorcise ghosts, amazing, I can mix with you in the future, I'm not afraid of 'ghost pressing'." After Liang Yifu found a place to sit down, he showed a painful expression and hurriedly said, "Hmm! My ass, why don't you have a chair without armrests? My ass... It hurts".
Robert walked up to Qin Ed and asked with a smile, "This classmate, what is your name, and do you also write poems that make ghosts afraid?" ”。 Qin Ed smiled embarrassedly and said: "I can't write that kind of poem, ordinary won't either, my name is Qin Ed, you can call me..." Qin Ed said this, Robert quickly held his hand, showed an excited look and said: "Oh, your name is 'dear', what a good name, this is a name full of love, great, Chinese is really 'Bo Da and profound'." As soon as Robert said this, everyone present who could hear him laughed. After Qin Ed let go of his hand, he hurriedly said: "I said Robert, you hurry up and find a place to sit down, even the 'Boda Profound 'has come out', this is too exciting." Robert didn't understand what Qin Ed meant, and he didn't feel that he had said anything wrong, anyway, he happily sat back in his chair and continued to play the game.
The five of them played in the Internet café until more than 2 o'clock in the morning before returning to the dormitory, and when they returned to the dormitory, Lao Wen and Lao Wang worked together again to put Liang Yifu on the bed, Liang Yifu stripped off his clothes on the bed and threw them to Qin Aide, and at the same time said: "Senior brother, help me get a new pair of underwear." Qin Ed was very depressed and looked for his underwear in the closet.
Lao Wen pushed his glasses and said, "You can just sleep naked, just cover the quilt, it's the same." Liang Yifu hurriedly said: "How can this work, don't you see that I still have bandages wrapped around the back of my buttocks, and I don't have such a coquettish habit."
The first thing Robert did after returning to the dormitory was to take a shower, this guy was a little clean, he had taken a shower before he and Lao Wang went out just now, and now he has to take a shower again when he comes back. However, the water bill in the school is not expensive, and it is no problem to wash it 10 times a day.
The few people in the room didn't sleep much all night, and basically taught Robert how to pronounce words correctly. Originally, a few people in their dormitory were broken stones that didn't shine in the corner, and what a happy and free thing it was.
But since the scandal between Qin Ide and Sun Xiaotong spread in the school, their four 'good friends' have become famous, Lao Wang is known as the most tasteless words, Lao Wen is known as the most 'forced' illiterate, Liang Yifu is the 'disabled person's mouth, Qin Ide This is more strange, simply put, it is 'the husband of the mysterious goddess', this nickname comes from the scandal that appears the most times, saying that Sun Xiaotong and Qin Ed have been married for a long time or something, anyway, it's quite messy. If Robert always speaks inaccurately, he will definitely become the laughing stock of others after dinner. In order to maintain the reputation of their dormitory, they decided that they had to keep a living mouth, and they had to leave a normal one in their dormitory.
But how could they have thought that Robert still could not escape the doom, because this kid came to this school for 4 days, every day on the roof of the dormitory or in the corridor of the teaching building, you sing and sing, you are such a good 'rich and handsome' to sing English songs, sing Norwegian songs, what a 'tall' thing; but he wants to sing Chinese songs, and then welcome the sincere smiles of his classmates and teachers. This silly boy often said to Lao Wang: "Oh, my classmates are so friendly, they all smile when they see me, it seems that they like me to sing very much." Lao Wang looked at him with disdain and said: "I said big brother, people are laughing at you for singing and singing the words crookedly, you see why you are still so happy." Robert thought for a moment and said, "Oh, is that what happened? Looks like I'm going to have to keep practicing." He completely misunderstood the meaning of Lao Wang's words.
It has been half a month since Qin Ide and Liang Yifu came to Ludao to study, and since Sun Xiaotong changed his major, he is in the same class as Qin Ide, this rumor has basically not stopped, and they have become a couple of 'women attacking men and men' in the eyes of others. Qin Aide wanted to clarify, but Sun Xiaotong said: "You are really a cowardly idiot, where can you go to clarify, you might as well treat it as if there is no such thing, don't you have it, anyway, I can leave after staying here for another year, as for you...".
Qin Ed asked curiously, "What's wrong with me?" ”。 Sun Xiaotong didn't continue, stood up, and said, "Stay by yourself, I'm going to have lunch." After Sun Xiaotong left, Qin Aide shook his head with a wry smile, at this time he was the only one left in the studio, he took out the phone and called Uncle Qin.
"Hey, Xiaode? Have you had lunch yet? As soon as the phone was connected, Uncle Qin's voice came; Qin Ide replied: "Not yet, I just got out of class, and I was about to go to dinner, how are you doing alone?" ”
At this time, Uncle Qin was eating the lunch box and said, "What else, the same old look, by the way, have you found something?" ”。
"Not yet, senior brother, his buttocks are injured, and I've been looking for it myself for the past few days," Qin Ide said. Uncle Qin was slightly startled when he heard this, stopped the chopsticks in his hand and asked, "How did your senior brother get hurt?" Alas, what a worry-free guy, is he a cheap mouthpiece again, or is he throwing banana peels and throwing others down, and being beaten".
Qin Ide smiled and said: "No, we went to deal with a 'ghost raiser' dwarf, senior brother was bitten by a 'dog ghost' he made, by the way, Uncle Qin, we met a female classmate here who also knows 'Sun Wu Taoism', but she is learning the things of the 'Creation Chapter', which is very different from the things in the 'Fu Chapter'."
When Uncle Qin heard this, he was even more shocked, he had traveled all over the country for so many years, and he had not met other heirs of 'Sun Wu Taoism', he thought to himself, it may have been the turbulent period of the 70s in the last world, many people who learned Xuanmen magic gave up what they had learned in order to avoid the limelight, and not many people passed on their skills to future generations, so he didn't meet the descendants of the same sect, and he didn't expect that his two apprentices would meet one so coincidentally, he took a deep breath and said: " The heir of the Creation Chapter, I haven't had the chance to meet one for decades, I can't imagine that the two of you are so lucky to meet one, by the way, how is her character? ”。
Qin Aide smiled bitterly, told Uncle Qin about Sun Xiaotong, and told Uncle Qin about being bullied by her, Uncle Qin was so happy after hearing it, he hurriedly said: "Xiaode, I'm afraid she is the creditor of your previous life, so you will be bullied by her in this life, this man, being bullied and bullied by girls, it's no big deal, listen to you say this, she can do this for her childhood playmate, this person must not be bad-hearted, you have those two ancient books, right, you can take them when you are free." Lend her the formation chapter, and let her learn the formation of the 'Creation chapter'."
"I know, but do I want to help her catch that Luo Sanming? This doesn't seem to have anything to do with me," Qin Ide asked with some embarrassment.
Uncle Qin said: "How can you not do what you promised others? And this 'ghost keeper' called Luo Sanming must have done a lot of bad things, you and Xiaofu are both duty-bound to clean up this kind of bastard, otherwise it will only make more tragedies happen, you know? ”。
Speaking of this, Uncle Qin continued to ask: "Is there any news about the 'Millennium Yin Evil', last time I teamed up with the 'Old Splasher' to deal with her, I still let her run away, alas, this old machine is bad, if she is twenty years younger, I will clean her up on the same day." Qin Aide lit a cigarette, took a puff and said, "Not yet, I want to wait until I get rid of that Luo Sanming, and then go to find that 'thousand-year-old yin', then Sun Xiaotong said that she has a prop that can be used to find ghosts, and she can only rely on her to find that female ghost."
Uncle Qin nodded after hearing this, and said: "It's okay, the two of you are going to deal with that female ghost, I am indeed a little worried, now that there are three of you, there should be no big problem, but for the sake of safety, if you find the female ghost, remember to let Lao Lu help you, after all, the female ghost ran out of the underworld, and he has the responsibility to take care of this matter."
"Running out of the underworld? How did she get out? Qin Ed asked curiously. Uncle Qin sighed and said, "Alas... I don't know, you have time to ask Lao Lu, you can hang up if you have nothing else, you go to eat quickly, don't go hungry." Qin Ed replied: "Well, I know."
"Also, don't forget about your body, this internal qi must not be used indiscriminately, you know" Uncle Qin finally advised; Qin Aide answered and hung up the phone. Sitting alone in the studio smoking a cigarette, I thought to myself that I don't seem to have cultivated my internal qi recently, but it's useless to cultivate by myself, it will leak out anyway, and there is a strange monk living in this spiritual world, when I think of this monk, I have a headache, and I love to say something inexplicable.
"Oh, dear! My friend's, you're really here, it's great" Robert's voice came from the door, Qin Ed turned his head to look over, Robert had already walked to his side, he put his hand on Qin Ide's shoulder and said: "In the dining hall just now, I heard your girlfriend say that you are here, so I came to look for you."
"Girlfriend? When did I get a girlfriend? Qin Aide asked suspiciously. Robert smiled and said, "Ohno, my friend, don't you remember your own girlfriend, it's that classmate Sun Xiaotong." Qin Ed smiled bitterly and said, "Why are you coming to me?" Aren't you going to some ancient city for a field trip today? ”。
"Yes, I'm already back, I haven't had lunch yet, let's go eat together" Robert said with a smile, grabbed Qin Ed's arm and walked outside, Qin Ed thought to himself, how could this Norwegian young man be so enthusiastic. The two came to the dining hall to eat, found a place to sit down, and chatted while eating, at this time Robert asked in a low voice: "Today I went to the ancient city, I heard that it seemed to be haunted before, this is really amazing, do you say there are really ghosts in this world?" ”
Qin Ide replied casually: "Yes, there are all types." When Robert heard this, his eyes lit up and he said, "Oh, that's great, if you can find a ghost, you can know from him what happened in the past, and you say how helpful it is for archaeology."
Qin Ide sweated profusely in his heart, this kid is really a strange person. Qin Ed looked at Robert and whispered, "Do you really think that those ghosts will be good people, do you know that these ghosts have different paths?" After hearing this, Robert thought for a while and said: "Of course I know, this ghost is a ghost, of course it is not a good person, it is a good ghost, but what does this 'human ghost book reading' mean?" ”。
Hearing him say this, Qin Ide hurriedly swallowed the food in his mouth, looked at him and said: "It's not 'people and ghosts read books', it's people and ghosts have different paths, which means that people and ghosts are two different existences, and it is best for living people not to have too much contact with ghosts, which is not good for their health." Robert thought for a moment and said, "But don't you have such a profession as a Taoist priest, can I ask them to help me see ghosts?" ”。 Qin Aide thought that he must have explained it very clearly, and he couldn't make this kid die, so he said again: "Now there is no Taoist priest like you said, you better dispel this idea."
As soon as Qin Ide finished saying this, Sun Xiaotong walked up to him and sat down, looked at Robert, and whispered, "I can make you hell, but you have to give me some reward." When Robert heard that he could see ghosts, he said happily: "Of course no problem, classmate Sun Xiaotong, it's really my honor to know you, but how do you want me to talk to ghosts?" ”。 Qin Aide looked at Sun Xiaotong and whispered, "I said, which of your scriptures is abnormal?" If you don't get it right, something will happen."
Sun Xiaotong glanced at Qin Aide and said, "I can let him see the hell, are you afraid that you can't protect him, just go to a place where the yin qi is heavy and find someone to talk to him." Qin Ide hurriedly said: "He's looking for an old ghost to ask historical questions, do you understand, where do you go to find an old ghost?" ”。 Robert heard their conversation and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" Questions? ”。
Sun Xiaotong smiled and said: "No, you give me 300 yuan and ask for euros, and I will let this kid take you to hell." Robert nodded hurriedly and said at the same time: "Oh, that's no problem, I didn't expect that 'dear' you are the legendary Taoist priest, I am so lucky to know you."
Qin Ide wondered in his heart, he looked at Sun Xiaotong and said angrily: "You received the money, do you want me to handle the matter?" Is this reasonable? ”。 Sun Xiaotong smiled and said: "Why is it unreasonable, you are doing this kind of thing, can't you just release one of the ghosts in the 'Youyin Order', how difficult is this." Sun Xiaotong's words woke up the confused people, Qin Ide thought of a good idea, although he didn't get the money, he was a little unhappy, but things still have to be done. This was for Robert to see an old ghost, and for a safe old ghost, and he thought of a ghost that was very suitable.
At 1 o'clock in the morning at night, Qin Ide and Sun Xiaotong took Robert to the back of the warehouse in the corner of the playground that was specially used to store sports equipment. Liang Yifu said while eating a banana: "I said why did you two do this, and you, Robert, I didn't say you, we are all roommates, you want to see the hell, you tell me, I charge cheaper, only half of it."
Robert was nervous at this time, and when he heard Liang Yifu's words, he hurriedly said, "Oh, really, I thought you didn't charge." Liang Yifu really wanted to smoke this kid after hearing this, but for the sake of the friendship between the two countries, he held back and threw the banana peel in his hand down the hillside.
Sun Xiaotong was a little impatient, and asked Qin Aide: "Are you okay?" Is it so hard to let a ghost out? ”。 Qin Ide was desperately rubbing the 'You Yin Order' in his hand at this time, and when he heard Sun Xiaotong's words, he didn't answer, he said: "Senior brother, you give Robert 'an eye' first, I contacted Lao Lu in the afternoon, but why hasn't this kid come for so long, shouldn't it be to let us plane." Liang Yifu said with a smile: "That guy is probably being abused by his daughter-in-law thousands of times." After Liang Yifu finished speaking, he took out the 'Three Clear Eye Opening Talismans' to open his eyes to himself and Robert. Robert looked around and asked curiously, "Can you see ghosts then?" ”。
"Not yet? The one we let you see is a big man, with a big show, and he comes slowly," Liang Yifu said this. After waiting for about 15 minutes, this Lu Qingfeng came out of the ground, and when he first appeared, he happened to see Qin Aide, and pounced as if he had seen a savior, and wailed: "Little brother, hurry up and find a place for me to hide!" ”。