Chapter 144: Pre-game farce
And Xiao Yu, who was jogging on the way home, was not thinking about the finals that he was preparing to come today, and the finals will start at the end of May, which is less than ten days away. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Xiao Yu is thinking about Yu Ting at the moment, the latter's gentleness is like water, every day when he goes home, Xiao Yu can feel Yu Ting's gentleness, it is simply a man's dream, a fairy-like living state, thinking about it, Xiao Yu actually smiled obscenely.
"Hello! Mr. Xiao Yu, I am a reporter for The Times, and it is rare to meet you, can you simply accept our interview at this moment? Suddenly a person rushed out from the side of the road, it was really scary, but this person's words were very short and the expression was very clear, Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows, and wanted to take advantage of the good mood at the moment, so let's answer a few words.
"Yes, excuse me."
"Thank you! Mr. Xiao Yu, what do all the players of Manchester United think about this year's Champions League final? β
"I don't know what the whole team thinks of Manchester United, but I think I'm going to win!" Thinking about Yu Ting and the recent support from his teammates, Xiao Yu felt invincible, as if he could dominate the world, so he naturally spoke with some enthusiasm.
"Okay, thank you Mr. Xiao Yu for your emotion, we'll see you again." And just like that, the journalist ran away.
This is really short enough, it is unparalleled in the world, Xiao Yu is still a little confused in his heart, why did he say a sentence, he has prepared a whole number of hundreds of words, waiting to speak, but now it is good, it is all rotten in his stomach.
But what Xiao Yu didn't expect was that this short news would spread so fast. Not long after he got home, he turned on the TV and the news came.
"According to the Times reporter personality guarantor. Manchester United player Xiao Yu claimed in the face of the media that this year's Champions League is none other than Manchester United, as for Barcelona, it is just a passing passerby, a passerby of the Champions League! This equally brief piece of news ignited all of Europe, especially the United Kingdom and Spain. These two European countries are particularly implicated.
"Xiao Yu, what are you doing?" Mu Shuai drove directly to the villa, and he was angry when he met, and at this moment Xiao Yu knew that he seemed to have really made a big deal.
"I didn't do anything. On the way back tonight, a stupid X asked me, do you think you can win the final? I said yes, that's all. Xiao Yu waved his hand helplessly. Yu Ting's eyes widened behind him. At this moment, even Yu Ting was in a trance, and now Europe has become so terrifying? Let's just say that it can win, and it can make the whole of Europe know and make the sky fall apart, what the hell is this?
"Damn, this Times is disgusting! Kill them directly in the future, Yu Ting, I will notify them in my official capacity. Your side also issued a notice as a personal player, don't let the Thames gang make trouble outside. Mu Shuai's brain teaser was spinning rapidly. immediately made a decision, although this is not a big deal, but Mu Shuai still thinks that it is a good thing to take this opportunity to clear up the chaotic media world, besides, Manchester United does not exert power, as if Manchester United is like a cat.
"Okay, no problem, I'll get it now, do we need to control public opinion?" Yu Ting thought about it, she was still more professional.
"That's not necessary, fame is good for this kid, anyway, his strength is enough to support his fame." Mu Shuai thought about it for a while and felt that it was time for Xiao Yu to accumulate some popularity off the court.
"I see, let's just get it, big coach? Do you want to eat again? The matter has been decided, Yu Ting put down her calm face, and turned to Mu Shuai's joke.
"Stingy, Xiao Yu didn't say you, your wife may be a feminist person, be careful not to become a wife!" Mu Shuai pretended to speak viciously, and then got in the car and left; Mourinho is really a generation of gods, and he casually coined a new word, big feminism! Oh, my God!
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Although things started quickly and made a lot of trouble, they ended relatively quickly, the original news was canceled, and a newspaper was stifled by Manchester United, but public opinion is still there, such as in the United Kingdom.
"Xiao Yu is really a man! We love you so much! Come on, Xiao Yu! Go Manchester United! β
"Manchester United are invincible! Barcelona is all puffy clouds! β
"Manchester United can easily score ten or eight goals, it's a slaughter!"
"Who the hell are you talking about Manchester United?"
"Damn! Get out! β
That's it, the whole of England is yy, imagining, everyone is looking forward to Manchester United knocking Barcelona down, so as to win the championship trophy and reach the peak of honor!
But Spain, on the other hand, doesn't see it that way......
"Get out of your Xiao Yu, go to your Manchester United! Go home and drink milk! The big fart kid dares to speak wildly, and it's really as naΓ―ve as the stupid x who knows fantasy in the UK! β
"Barcelona is invincible! Manchester United is the floating clouds! As soon as the wind blew, he ran away! β
"I'm just saying on behalf of Messi, what kind of wild team is Manchester United out of nowhere? I've never heard of it, and I don't care. β
"Okay, everyone, stop arguing! I didn't even know that there was a team called Manchester United in Europe, so don't give them a presence. β
All in all, the direction of public opinion has long been fixed, everyone scolds each other, argues with each other, and no one will let them, anyway, it doesn't take too much effort to type a few words and say a few words.
There are even some celebrities who have come forward, such as Real Madrid coach Zinedine Zidane, whose answer is somewhat ambiguous.
"When it comes to the final, anyone can win, and the words of Manchester United players, just like the bold words we made in the dressing room back then, cheering for ourselves, but after all, this is just the language of the dressing room, and it is indeed inappropriate to publicize it outside. This speech expressed Qi Zu's dissatisfaction, but after listening carefully, everyone felt that Qi Zu was simply scolding the Times and condemning the Times' unprofessionalism.
"I don't know if anything can be done by everyone, but if so, please remember my following language carefully, it's very important! I went to the gym at 5 o'clock last night and went for half an hour. During this time, I let out more than 30 farts, which were loud, but not smelly. I thought that the stinky person might be psychologically troubled, and then I ...... "This time Mourinho's speech was a bit long, and he really said everything that happened last night, which made all the media present a little embarrassed; However, Mu Shuai's words are also reasonable, after all, there are some things, there is no need to make a storm in the city, and in the end it seems impossible to say. can't do it, and force people to be fools.
"I don't understand, but if Thames is interested in the future. Come and talk to me in Germany and I'll tell you every game I think we're going to win. Klinsmann is not to be outdone, anyway, as long as he has something to do with Xiao Yu. They all came forward in this matter. That's networking!
But looking at the help of these football seniors, Xiao Yu's eyes at home were rosy, and when he saw this, he suddenly remembered Brother Zhou, if there was no Brother Zhou, what would Xiao Yu be now? The answer is certainly varied, such as eating and drinking at a university, or setting up a barbecue stand in the market on your doorstep. Or maybe it's working in a company.
But none of this is true, because Zhou Kai took Xiao Yu with him. walked out of Haicheng, walked to the international stage, and walked towards the world football, so when Xiao Yu saw these former Brother Zhou's friends stand up to help him, his heart was complicated.
When Yu Ting wrapped her hands around Xiao Yu and looked at Xiao Yu's eyes affectionately, this was a hug, a hug between lovers, closer than others, but this hug stunned Xiao Yu.
He remembered that Ba Shen once said that the best way for players to be with the manager on the pitch is to score goals, and the most important affection for the manager is to hug after a goal.
It's a pity that Xiao Yu has never given Brother Zhou a hug, and I'm afraid there will be no chance in the future.
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There is always a cause and process in a farce, and when time passes slowly, the farce will eventually be immersed in the dull and go to the final ending.
For example, Xiao Yu's words this time, scolding and arguing, tended to be dull after a few days, thanks to Messi, this girl still doesn't know Xiao Yu, but she also said a good word for Xiao Yu.
"I respect Zhou Kai, he is from China, so I also respect China, Chinese people are easy to communicate with, always very humorous, such as Xiao Yu of Manchester United, his words are very humorous, it looks ridiculous, but what is even more ridiculous is that some media, I will say before every game, the victory must belong to Barcelona, if this is wrong, then I am the most ridiculous person." has grown in age and experience, and now Messi has a kind of wisdom in every move, which is the crystallization of a man who has reached a certain age.
So when Messi finished telling this paragraph, everyone had nothing else but support, and this time even the British fans became much calmer.
After all, it still depends on the main chapter, but unfortunately, the unrelenting people are still there, and this time the protagonist is Barcelona's goalkeeper Joseph Ondoa.
This Cameroonian young man may not be in a good mood, he drove to Valencia to see the art exhibition alone, and he didn't see that this black young man actually likes to watch art exhibitions, just like Lao Tian likes to paint, these two burly strong men are actually interested in painting, it is unbelievable.
But this is all secondary, and the thing that really makes Ondoa the protagonist comes from the transfer of Huaxia some time ago.
At that time, Yang Yu, the Chinese central defender at the World Youth Championships, came to Valencia, and he also transferred from the Suicheng Club, earlier than Jiang Lin.
On this day, Yang Yu was bored, wandering around, and inadvertently swayed to the place where this art exhibition was held, so Ondoa and Yang Yu met in a ghostly way.
"Hey! Are you from China? "Ondoa has a bad face, but unfortunately he is already dark, just like he has a good complexion, and he also looks like chicken feathers.
"Huh? You didn't even think I was Japanese! The moment Yang Yu heard this, he was very excited; I have been in Valencia for a while, and the first time everyone saw him, they all asked him if he was Japanese or South Korean, and they definitely didn't ask him if he was Chinese.
"Just tell me if you're not!" Ondoa was a little impatient.
"I am! Are you so fierce? "Yang Yu is a little unhappy, this black guy came here to pretend to be X? How can anyone be so vicious when they first meet?
"Okay, then tell me, which side do you think will win the Champions League final?" When Ondoa asked this question, her whole body trembled, it turned out that the reason why this girl was in a bad mood was to fight for a breath, and she was really stingy and boring.
"It's all possible." As soon as Yang Yu heard this ask this question, he knew that it must be the angry youth under the influence of the scolding war during this time, since this appeared here, it must be a fan of Barcelona, Spain, Yang Yu is not stupid, although he hopes that Manchester United will win, he will definitely not say it in this place.
"Do you know Xiao Yu?" As soon as Ondoa heard the other party's answer, he already had his own plan in his heart.
"Acquaintance, we have known each other since we were in Huaxia." Yang Yu felt that there was no need to avoid this question, and sometimes the truth was told.
"Bragging! Who are you? Why did Xiao Yu know you? Don't tell me, if I meet a random Chinese person on the street, Xiao Yu will know him! Hey, I said, are all Chinese people like you, who can brag and be hypocritical? Ondoa's words were very pertinent, and looking at his appearance, he didn't even want to speak well.
"Damn!" Although Yang Yu's temper is okay, he will never allow others to insult his motherland!
In this way, the two fought, and I am afraid that Ondoa also had this idea, so the two hit it off and fought in the dark, fortunately, both of them were in good physical condition, and in the end it was just a little bit of a broken price, and the battle was over.
It's a pity that the story between them is over, but the story of the media has unfolded again, and this time the matter continues the previous farce, but the protagonist has directly changed from Xiao Yu to Ondoa; After all, Yang Yu has not appeared in La Liga yet, so not many people know him sincerely.
"It's just ugly news, I feel helpless, looking at every line and word in the media, I feel that the world has become a little strange." This is a very philosophical statement, and it is indeed taken from a meager name of a Spanish philosopher.
"Hehe, it's normal to fight, but fighting for these things, I really can't understand the world of Ondoa, this is definitely the second stadium philosopher in world football who is good at thinking about life." The people who say this are people who are not afraid to make a big deal out of it, and they come from other European countries; In the previous Xiao Yu incident, Britain and Spain were making trouble, and others were waiting, but now that the Ondoa incident broke out, the whole of Europe has joined in.
Everyone is speculating whether there will be another heavyweight player to come out and make trouble again, so that the world can really mobilize.
"I think it should be banned." This is of course the voice of the British, everyone knows that Ondoa has excellent goalkeeping skills, and if this fight ruins him, then in the Champions League final, Manchester United seems to be more stable.
It's a pity that UEFA's punishment was not issued, according to the aftermath, it was Manchester United who came forward to stop it, why did it happen, everyone understood after the game...... (To be continued.) )