"I can't see it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Hou Jian said, "Besides, it's inconvenient for a girl to follow me as a man." ”

"No way." Li Qian said, "My black boy disagrees, Uncle Xiong's health is not good, and Xiao Ke can't bring ghosts with too heavy yin qi, only you are the most suitable among us." I don't think you should refuse, you can't bear to let others continue to be lonely ghosts outside? ”

"Not really." Hou Jian said, "It's just that I can't see people, and I don't know what people are doing, so it's not good if Miss Ruolan bumps into any inconvenient scenes." ”

"You don't have to worry about that." Li Qian put his hands behind his head as pillows, "When you get to my second uncle, everything will be solved." ”

"Your second uncle? What does he do? Hou Jian asked while driving.

"If you sell mobile phones, you can also repair them." Li Gan replied, "I used to study Taoism, and I was a brother to Uncle Xiong. ”

"Oh." Hou Jian felt that this introduction was quite novel, "How can people who have learned Taoism sell mobile phones?" Isn't it quite profitable to help people see feng shui to drive away evil spirits or something. ”

"I don't know, my second uncle never told me the reason." Li Qian said truthfully.

"Could it be that the ability is out of order?" Hou Jian said casually.

"Nope." Li Gan's mind came to mind the scene when Li Kui subdued Bai Tuan a few days ago, "I think he is living in seclusion." ”

"Generally, people who live in seclusion are either avoiding suspicion or have experienced some major changes."

Hou Jian said as he drove the car around the corner.

"I think your second uncle may have encountered something that can't be erased, so he hid his ability to sell mobile phones, right?"

"Hmm." Li Gan agreed with him, "He hasn't had a partner for so many years, he is in his forties and hasn't started a family, probably because of emotional matters." I heard Uncle Xiong say that he used to have a girlfriend who was quite beautiful. But then his girlfriend died, and he began to be depressed from that time. Right? Uncle Bear? ”

Li Qian turned his head to ask Xiong Jing, but what answered him was a rhythmic snoring. Xiong Jing leaned his head sideways on the window glass, holding the soft and fluffy Xiaobai in his arms. One person and one ghost snuggled up to each other, breathing one after another, not to mention how sweet it was.

"Looks like they're exhausted." Li Qian couldn't bear to disturb them.

"Let them sleep first, and you can rest for a while." Hou Jian said, "I'll call you when it's time." ”

"It's not convenient for me to stare at this position."

Li Qian was sandwiched between Xiong Jing and Tao Qian, and he was not lying down, nor was he leaning.

"Can't I sleep on Brother Tao's shoulder, right?"

"If you're too sleepy, I'm fine." Tao Qian said, "Anyway, there are no outsiders here." ”

"Forget it, I don't sleep well, and I'll drool your old body when I come back." Li Gan refused, "But Brother Tao's physical strength is really good, after tossing all night, there is not even bloodshot in his eyes, we mortals are really incomparable." ”

"The envoy doesn't need to sleep, and he doesn't feel tired, only in this way can he adapt to the high-intensity soul channeling work." Tao Qian said, "If it were like humans who only ran around for a few hours and had to sleep, the ghosts would have filled the streets and alleys of the yang world. ”

"Yes." Li Qian nodded, "If it weren't for you, the Yang Realm might not have become what it would become." ”

chatted like this, and then leaned on the back of the chair and squinted for a while, and then the car drove to the vicinity of Li Kui's mobile phone store. In the morning market, many vendors had begun to come out of the stalls, and Hou Jian's car could not drive in, so the group had to get out of the car.

"Huh? Is this coming? ”

Xiao Ke rubbed his eyes and said with a sleeping star. Apparently she hadn't slept enough, and was stabbed in the eyes by the early morning sun.

"Why is today's sunlight so lethal......"

"It's like this in the morning if you don't sleep well." Li Gan said, "There is a good shop in this market for breakfast, and when we finish doing things for Brother Monkey, we will go to eat breakfast, and go home and sleep with a full stomach, how good." ”

"Hmm." Xiao Ke nodded with big dark circles under his eyes.

The group walked to Li Qian's second uncle's mobile phone store, which was not bad, Li Kui had just opened the door of the small store.

"Why did you come back?" Li Kui showed a worried expression, "Yesterday from my place to toss until now?" ”

"Yes." Li Gan's eyes were also blue, "After helping Brother Tao catch the face-stealing thief, he went to the whiteboard pawn shop and tried it with the white shopkeeper in the middle of the night." After coming out, he encountered a powerful ghost in the woods below the mountain, and it took a long time to subdue her, and he called all the guards of the netherworld. When all this is done, the sky will be bright. ”

"Oh? How does it compare to Bai Xun? Li Kui asked with a smile.

"Lost." Li Qian said a word.

"And under the premise that someone else still lets you, right?" Li Kui asked again.

"yes, I can't beat it." Because Li Qian was too sleepy, his face was dull and he was very unenergetic.

"It's strange that you can beat Bai Xun, he is a great monster with only a thousand-year-old cultivation, and his mana is strong." Li Kui smiled, "Fortunately, you followed Tao Qian, otherwise you wouldn't even be able to cross the bridge under his mountain." ”

"But I don't think there's anything dishonorable, I've done my best anyway." Li Gan said, "Just because I can't beat now doesn't mean I won't be able to fight in the future, right?" ”

"Yes, as soon as I hear this, I am from the Li family." Li Kui patted him on the shoulder heroically.

"Did you see Chisato today?" Li Kui said suddenly.

"See, a big bald head." Li Gan said, "Rushing out of a well startled me. ”

"Haha, do you know why his name is Chisato?" Li Kui couldn't help laughing.

"Why?" Li Qian was puzzled.

"It's because he's 'barren for thousands of miles'." Li Kui laughed.

"Thousands of miles without hair? Thousands of miles away from things that don't grow? Oh, I see......"

After Li Gan suddenly realized, he couldn't help laughing.

"It's a name that goes well with his bald head."

Chisato, who was patrolling the Netherworld territory, suddenly sneezed, and he wiped the bottom of his nose with his index finger. "Who's talking about me?!"

"Okay Li Kui, let's have less greetings and jokes." Tao Qian reminded on the side, "We still have business to do." ”

"Got it." Li Kui's expression immediately became serious, "Do you want to get a ghost phone for this strange brother?" ”

The strange little brother was referring to Hou Jian, and everyone present understood it.

"I'm afraid I won't be able to help with this for the time being." Li Kui said, "The ghost phones in the store have all been shot. ”

"Huh?! So fast?! Hearing this, Li Gan immediately became energetic. I saw you have a big box here the other day. ”

"That was last month's indicator." Li Kui said, "Yin Si stipulates that there will be a reward for selling 100 units within a month. ”

"Wow, what's the reward?!" Li Gan's eyes widened.

"One hundred percent off longevity points, plus a magic weapon box." Li Kui lit a cigarette.

"I'll go, the treatment is so good?!" After listening to Li Kui's reward, Li Gan's eyes were about to fall. "I don't play any ghost go, just sell ghost phones with your old man."

"In the Yang Realm, only the Outer Immortal Envoy has sales rewards." Li Kui let out a puff of smoke, "Players only have a small number of promotion rewards. ”

"That'll do fine." Li Gandao, "Anyway, I don't lose money." ”

"It's a pity you don't have a chance." Li Kui said, "Almost all mobile phone sellers in the yang world are out of stock, and the current purchase and sales channels have been monopolized by Taobao in the netherworld." ”

"Netherworld Taobao?" Li Qian blinked, "What the hell is this?" ”

Li Kui searched Baidu on the computer in his store, and as soon as he typed the four words "Netherworld Taobao" into the car, a website similar to the Taobao interface of the Yang World immediately popped up on the screen.

"Isn't this Taobao, it's no different from ours." Li Qian looked at it and said.

"No, there's a difference, you look here."

Li Kui pointed to a line of small gray characters under the three big characters of "Taobao", if he hadn't pointed it out, Li Gan wouldn't have paid attention to it at all.

"This website is opened for the netherworld, if there are human beings in the yang world, please exit this website, otherwise you will bear the consequences...... This Nima is a pit man! Li Gan almost lifted the computer, "Who would notice that the writing is so small?!" ”

"Generally, only the Yang IP authorized by the Yin Division and the mobile terminal used by the underworld can log in to the Netherworld Taobao, and the ghost mobile phone does not have this function for the time being, and it is still under development." Li Kui said, "The human network can occasionally log in here, because they don't see the warning and buy the things inside, and then it will be tragic." ”

"What's the tragedy?" Li Qian asked.

"Generally, I am greedy and cheap to order the seckill products of Taobao in the netherworld, and the spike products here are unlimited, and you can buy electronic products that sell very expensive in the yang world for one dollar." Li Kui said, "But after the goods are sent to the consumer, the consumer is not far from death." ”

"Why?" Li Qian asked.

"Because that's a link to cheat human lifespan under the guise of a spike." Li Kui used the browser's built-in developer tools to click on the background code and circled the price code of the flash sale page. Li Qian saw that the unit written on it was not "yuan", but "200 discount life points".

"In other words, one yuan is actually equal to 200 discount points?!" Li Qian was stunned, "That is, 54 years of life?!" ”

"yes, it's a pit, isn't it?" Li Kui said, "Anyway, those of us who have been working for many years will never buy it, and this thing can deceive humans and novices." ”

"What a pit." Li Gandao, "I feel that the designer of this website and the designer of the ghost go game should be the same person, and the five game rules in the game are all said after the contract is signed, which is obviously a trick." Huh?! Wait......"

Li Gan looked back at Xiong Jing and saw a fortune teller wearing sunglasses dozing against the wall of the shop.

"I've heard Uncle Xiong say that he only found out that his lifespan was less than three months after he got a ghost phone. I asked him where he got his phone and he said he picked it up. But he usually doesn't go out much, and even the fortune tellers who ask him go directly to their house, he is a 10,000-year-old otaku, how did he pick up this mobile phone? ”

"It's strange to hear you say that." Li Kui also realized the problem. "Do you mean ......?!"