Chapter 92: I'm so cold!
"Mmmm!" Li Sanqi stretched comfortably, sat up, took him to rub his eyes, and found that Minglian was not lying here. Li Sanqi couldn't help but be scared, and hurriedly lifted the curtain and prepared to go down. Unexpectedly, just after opening a corner, a familiar figure came in! After seeing the figure clearly, Li Sanqi breathed a sigh of relief, retreated safely, and exclaimed: "Minglian, are you awake?"
Minglian walked in with the food, sat down, and replied while tidying up the food: "Why don't you want me to get better!"
"No, no!" Li Sanqi hurriedly waved his hand and said hurriedly.
Minglian burst out laughing, handed the porridge to Li Sanqi, and said with a smile: "Okay! I don't blame you." Let's eat!"
As soon as Minglian finished speaking, Li Sanqi's stomach gurgled angrily. Also, Li Sanqi hadn't eaten for nearly a day and a night, and now that he smelled such a fragrant meal, of course his stomach began to turn upside down! Li Sanqi was not polite, and quickly picked it up from Minglian's hand and ate it in a big gulp.
Li Sanqi ate all the meals in three strokes and five by two, leaving the stunned Minglian messy in the wind! Li Sanqi still looked unsatisfied, and stretched out his tongue to add the residue from the corner of his mouth. To make it even more exaggerated, I added all the dishes and chopsticks, which was cleaner than washing. Li Sanqi let it go and burped with satisfaction. When Minglian saw Li Sanqi's appearance, she couldn't bend over with a smile, her tears burst into laughter, and she said intermittently: "You are going to collapse my wounds, you are responsible!"
"Sister Minglian, can I come in and clean up the dishes and chopsticks?" the maid outside shouted. Minglian heard someone shouting outside, so she stopped laughing, but the smile was still on her face. "Oh, it's Satsuki, come in!"
Li Sanqi looked at it, and it turned out to be the maid who sent him items yesterday. The maid put away these dishes and chopsticks, looked at the extremely clean dishes and chopsticks, and said curiously: "Sister Minglian, have you sucked this bowl of chopsticks?" Minglian looked at Li Sanqi with a black line, couldn't help it anymore, and laughed out loud!
Xiao Yue was holding the dishes and chopsticks, and when she saw Minglian smiling so happily, she asked curiously, "Sister Minglian, what are you laughing at?" Minglian pointed at Li Sanqi and said with a smile: "You ask him!"
Li Sanqi looked at Xiao Yue with a curious expression, and didn't want to answer. But he rolled his eyes and said: "I just told a joke about Minglian, I'll tell you about it! Once upon a time, a big bad wolf caught a sheep and said, 'I'm going to eat you!' Guess what's wrong?" Xiao Yue was very curious, looking at Xiao Yue's eyes of curiosity, so Li Sanqi sorted out his voice and said: "As a result, the big bad wolf ate the little sheep." Xiao Yue heard a stumble, almost knocked over the dishes and chopsticks, and said tremblingly: "Childe, I'm leaving, you have a good rest here!"
After saying that, Satsuki ran out. As soon as I went out, I kept rubbing my arms. When the young lady saw it, she asked what was wrong. Satsuki told her what was going on. The young lady also trembled, and Xiao Yue asked, "What's wrong with the young lady?" The young lady said with a regretful face: "I didn't ask if I knew it, I'm also cold!"
Minglian, who was still laughing wildly, suddenly couldn't laugh in shock. Li Sanqi muttered: "Sample, fight with me!" Seeing Minglian's stunned expression, he asked knowingly, "Minglian, why aren't you smiling?"
Minglian was full of black lines, and said lightly: "I'm cold!" After speaking, she went crazy and left here!
A bright moon slowly rose, and the moonlight poured over the land. Minglian came to the carriage with the young lady in hand, and Minglian said: "Wen Yin, this is Li Sanqi, the founder of what a cold joke!"
Wen Yin chuckled, looked at Li Sanqi with a depressed face, and said: "When night comes, it is fate for us to get together, I want to invite Li Gongzi and Sister Minglian to have dinner together, and also invite Li Gongzi to appreciate his face!" As soon as Li Gongzi heard that there was food, his eyes were already shining, and his saliva almost flowed out, and he hurriedly said: "Of course, with the company of beauties, eating is a blessing in life!" Wen Yin kept laughing and said, "Childe, please!" Li Sanqi walked to Minglian's side, was stepped on by Minglian fiercely, and then glared at him fiercely!
Li Sanqi and Minglian got out of the carriage together, and watched their caravan members gather around the fire in groups of three or five, drinking wine, eating meat, and sweating all day.
Li Sanqi and the others sat by a fire, and the flames quickly burst out. Li Sanqi picked up a glass of wine, stood up, and said to Minglian: "Thank you, Miss Wen took her in yesterday." Without Miss Wen's grace, I'm afraid Minglian wouldn't have survived today. The grace of a drop of water is reciprocated by a spring. The grace of saving lives is unforgettable, the place that can be used in the future, the matter of a word, on the knife mountain and under the sea of fire, I will drink it first!" Minglian heard this, her heart was moved, and she quickly stood up and toasted Wenyin with Li Sanqi with a glass of wine.
Wen Yin stood up and said with a smile: "When you go out, everyone will have difficulties, meeting is fate, I will definitely be able to help those who can help." Besides, I treat you as friends, don't be so polite, if you are polite, I will be angry!"
Hahaha! Several people laughed together, and several people ate happily!
"Do you say that you have no clothes? Wang Yuxingshi, repair my spear. Enmity with the Son!
How can you say that you have no clothes? Wang Yuxingshi, repair my spear halberd. Work with the son!
Do you say that you have no clothes, and you are clothed with the Son. Wang Yuxingshi, repair my armor soldiers. Let's go with my son!"
Li Sanqi listened to the members of the Bauhinia Caravan singing, and couldn't help but be deeply attracted by the lyrics, and praised: "It's really good!"
Wen Yin saw Li Sanqi praising his caravan, laughed, and then said, "Li Gongzi, the joke you told to Xiaoyue today is very good. ”
Li Sanqi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said happily: "I'm not going to tell you a few jokes." Wen Yin was obviously stunned, and said in astonishment: "Li Gongzi, I don't think I need it, right?"
Li Sanqi was still on the rise, and said happily: "No." Wen Yin regretted it, and the cold sweat was dripping down a little.
"On a hot afternoon, there was a fire stone that tickled, and it scratched and scratched, and then it caught fire. Wen Yin laughed awkwardly.
"Once upon a time, there was a bun walking on the road, and he felt that he was very hungry, so he ate himself. Wen Yin's body shook obviously.
"In the ancient period of legends, there were humans, orcs, and demons. There is a bear man who lives in the extremely cold land, and this is the only one, and it finds it very bored, so it begins to pluck its own hair, one by one, two or three...... It didn't take long for it to finish, and after it finished pulling, it said, 'It's so cold......'"
Then a fat goose man passed by and saw a pile of bear hair on the ground, so he ran to ask the bear man what was wrong. The bear man told the fat goose man 1510, but the fat goose man didn't believe it......... So the fat goose people began to pull out one by one...... It's done. It said, "What the bear man said is true...... It's really cold!". ”
"The news reached the heat. In the hot land, a tiger man didn't believe it, so he deliberately lay on the prairie to let the sun shine, so he began to pluck the hair on his body, one by one...... Soon the hair on its body was also plucked out, and it plucked it and said: "The bear man deceives people, and if I pluck out my hair, it will not be cold." “
"Just as the bears, the fat goose and the tiger were all plucking. The Lion King, the Orc Commander, learned the news. It just wondered. Why are all the orcs plucking their own hair? Is it the new fashion? So the Lion King also joins the ranks of plucking. A pinch, a pinch, a pinch, a pinch, wait until the Lion King finishes plucking his mane. Nothing happened, just as the Lion King regretted his boring behavior. Another Lion King rushed at a blistering speed. After a burst of screams. The lion king cried and said, "Woo, it turns out that plucking your hair will be mistaken for a lioness by the same sex." ”
"The Lion Man King and the Tiger Man were very angry that the Bear Man was deceiving people, so they set out to the extremely cold land to find the Bear Man theory, and when the Lion Man and the Tiger Man arrived after a few months of travel. Of course, the hair grew again, so after meeting, the bear man said to the lion king and the tiger man that if you don't believe it, you can ask the fat goose man, or you will know if you pull it again, so the lion and the tiger began to pluck the hair again. In the end, everyone came to the same conclusion: "It's so cold!". ”
At this time, the legendary human Xuan Sheng came to the extremely cold land, used the most powerful mystical skills in the extremely cold land, made a furnace, and then recruited heroes, watched them pluck the hair on their bodies in the furnace and said, "Actually, it doesn't have to be cold?
As soon as the words fell, Wen Yin ran away with Xiaoyue and said, "It's getting late, son, rest early." ”
"Hey!" Li Sanqi was still unsatisfied. looked at Minglian who was trembling on the side, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Minglian saw that Li Sanqi was coming over, and shouted loudly: "Don't come over!"