Special interview
For your great love for Hades, this book sent a reporter to dig deeper into the details, and the following is the report that was just sent back not long ago. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Finally, I saw the reporter, who was wearing a hat, a large mask over his face, and a scarf around his neck.
Reporter: Dear readers, in Satan's Governor's peers, the Grim Reaper, and the bull-headed horse-face; And with the help of the Ten Palaces of Hades, I finally reached the underworld despite the extreme danger of dying and never returning. Other than that...
The reporter took out a small piece of paper and read it quickly: This interview is exclusively titled and broadcast by the Celestial Empire Netherworld Commercial Bank, if you want to deposit money, please go to the Celestial Netherworld Commercial Bank, the interest rate is high, it can be exchanged for the Yin banknotes of eight countries, and it is not afraid to die all over the world; and strongly supported by Meng Po soup herbal tea, 18-star Huangquan Restaurant; If you want to drink herbal tea, please drink Meng Po soup, Huangquan Restaurant, is the best resting place for you to wait for others, reincarnation, and get into the oil pot, giving you the peace of the morgue.
The image, though a little dark, shows the reporter moving on: well, through here, I can go directly to the last floor under the jurisdiction of Satan Abadon.
In order to let everyone know as soon as possible, the following is edited, or restored through the postscript of the undead in the underworld and the postscript of the reporter's interview. The reporter was so scared of death that he fainted several times during the period. Because of the portrait rights of Satan and the Governor, all of the following are recordings, please forgive me. (What do you think about if you don't see me?) Have the ability to go to the underworld and ask yourself. )
The interview begins!
The reporter said in a helpless tone: "Ladies and gentlemen, I really can't help it, who wants Satan to see it clearly, and let me climb the ladder again." Okay, now I'm going to interview one first. ”
The reporter cautiously glanced at each Satan: "Every Satan is actually a demon king, regardless of status, two points in a straight line, I still interview the middle one first, because it is closest to me." ”
So the reporter walked over: "Your Highness Satan, everyone is very curious, why does Hades favor our heroine so much, can you please talk about your opinion?" ”
The reporter carefully and tremblingly handed the microphone over, because the throne was so big, he could only put his toes on his toes, raised his hand high, and poked the long interview microphone in.
Everyone is nervously waiting, waiting... After a long, long time, I heard Satan reply: "Whew, whew, whew... ”
What to do, what not to interview, go and interview Belier, and there was a boo at the moment.
"Well, since Satan Beryl doesn't know when she'll wake up, we'll have to interview the others again." The reporter pointed the microphone at a waiter who was wearing a small black vest and a small black bow tie and stood straight.
He bowed slightly: "What can I help you?" ”
"Well, please tell us why Hades is so fond of the heroine." The journalist asked.
The waiter still bowed slightly: "I'm sorry, I'm only responsible for pouring wine and serving food, and as for the interview, I can't accompany you." ”
"Okay!" The reporter patted his chest: "In order to complete this interview task, I let it go." ”
Voiceover (fierce): If you don't get something substantial, you won't come back.
The reporter cried: "Audience, know how dedicated I am, if I can't go back, don't forget to burn some paper money for me, which should be printed with the words of the Celestial Dynasty and the Netherworld Commercial Bank, and recognize the title of the Jade Emperor, with a face value of 10 billion." ”
Satan Mammon's attitude is still very affectionate: Hehe, if you don't come to draw lots, there will be a prize. Come on, your figure is so bad, I won't want it, just play around...
Mathes is delicate and pretentious, although there is no image, you can imagine his fingers lightly covering his mouth: This thing, ho ho, oh, you are so annoying, how can you ask people about this, and they ignore you... (Khan one)
Besses: Well, hehe, hehehe, but, maybe a woman's meat is more tender, and it's better to eat. It is said that her heart is as soft as cotton, so cold or raw slices... (After talking about the heart, we talked about the liver and kidneys.) When it came to how to pull out the intestines and cleanse, the reporter sweated profusely, turned around and left. )
Beelzebub spoke with vigilance: How did you get here? It seems that he is also a yellow race... Well, it's been a long time since I've eaten a yellow person... Why did you get dizzy?
At the mention of eating, Besses gushed and stammered: Master, do you want to eat him for dinner? But I heard that it is full of gutter oil and hormones, and the chickens are ripe for more than 40 days, and they are resistant to drugs and poisons when they eat them every day, but such human flesh can be eaten.
Beelzebub: Then don't need it, throw it back to the east when you die, and don't let the tomb of the dead pollute it.
After waking up and continuing the interview, Lises sneered: Why should you tell you, why, what do you exchange for?
"Ugly!" Satan Levitan said in a weird way: "Don't be so cold, tell you how many times, you need guidance to do business." He doesn't have anything to take as a poor ghost, don't you think it's ugly and uncomfortable to hunch over, so it's better to change your body with him as a price. ”
The poor journalist fainted again.
Abaddon's voice was like a lion's roar: Dare to ask about Hades, do you want to live?
Asseth said timidly: Master, don't get angry. I said a long time ago, the world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, this is not good, not good.
"What a ghost!" Abaddon punched down and flattened Asses, and the reporter almost fainted again.
"Why does Lord Hades favor the heroine? . . ." Lasses sat on Las Monte's lap, his fingers still rubbing his master's chest hair: "You're really asking the right person, maybe only I know this." But what do you give me, here, nothing will be given in vain. ”
The reporter thought for a while, and offered his laptop computer with both hands: "Here are my private island national film downloads 8G, more than 300 pieces, all kinds of postures, please smile." ”
"Oh, that's good!" Lases frowned and looked up at his master.
Asmontis nodded slightly, and Lasis immediately got down to his master's lap, and in a flash, Lasis was already holding a laptop and standing next to him.
"Come, I'll tell you!" Lases hooked his fingers, and the reporter quickly put his ears together.
Lases whispered softly and mysteriously: "I think about it, it should be that hair!" ”
Hair? The reporter was stunned.
"Rather than giving her a feather, she always likes to put it in her bodice against her heart. I think Hades can see around and even feel through that hair, you think about it, whenever you feel it, you can see it, or feel it sticking to... ”
He laughed out loud: even if it's a little smaller, it's a little meaty. So if you don't protect her, who else can you protect?
Imagine waking up and opening the window to see the scenery of the mountains... The reporter suddenly realized.
"What's the matter, is my explosive material worth this?" Lases smugly slapped his laptop.
At this time, a huge black shadow came from far to near, and he seemed to notice: "That's it, I won't accompany you." With that, he jumped onto Las Monte's lap and followed his master, and not only them, but also the other Satan and the steward disappeared in the blink of an eye.
In the end, you have to interview Hades in person, no... The reporter hesitated for a long time, until the tall and abnormal figure of the Hades King had arrived, and stammered: I, I, I...
"Lost? Then go for it. Hades waved his sleeves, and the reporter immediately screamed and flew towards the east in a circle.
What happened next...
The camera finally has a picture, but with a blurry mosaic: the reporter flew all the way to the Hades Palace, and accidentally fell into the oil pot, causing first-degree disability. With a responsible attitude to the end, the Hades Palace is letting the reporters in front of him recuperate in the palace, and sending the little ghost Yaksha to take care of his food, clothing, and daily life. If the injury is not good, he will be directly reincarnated and reshape the baby's fine skin.
The voice continues: This interview is exclusively titled and broadcast by the Celestial Empire Hades Commercial Bank...
The last two people in ancient costumes sat in front of them, strictly speaking: I am Wang Zhaojun, I am Li Bai, the special program sent back for you in the underworld, see you next time, thank you.