The immortals in the Heavenly Court chat group are mourning. Secret trouble. Crazy, Zhang Xiaojun browsed the group chat history and watched it with relish, especially when he saw the gods from all walks of life pretending to be forced, it was simply that Zhang Xiaojun himself could be high. Tide!

Moreover, in the group, there is no shortage of plots where the gods forcibly pretend to be forced and then slapped in the face!

However, what surprised Zhang Xiaojun the most was that at this time, a guy Zhang Xiaojun didn't want to see appeared in the Heavenly Court chat group!

Who does Zhang Xiaojun "hate" the most now?

That's right, it's the legendary Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie, who is nicknamed Second Senior Brother!

Zhu Bajie used a routine to deceive Zhang Xiaojun into three island country love action movies last time, and now Zhu Bajie appeared in the heavenly court chat group, and said that he had recently got a baby, which aroused the curiosity of all the gods. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Nezha: Brother Pig, what kind of treasure did you get recently? Share it with everyone!

Seeing Nezha's reply, Zhang Xiaojun's heart suddenly chuckled, as if he was stimulated by something!

According to what Zhu Bajie and Nezha said, Zhang Xiaojun made a simple guess.

If the baby that Zhu Bajie said about "getting a baby" refers to the three small videos of island country love action movies from Zhang Xiaojun's routine, then Zhang Xiaojun is sad.

It is very likely that he will become the culprit of the spread of the video in Heavenly Court!

With the character of the second senior brother, can he not share and spread those small videos?

Anyway, Zhang Xiaojun doesn't believe it, Zhang Xiaojun no longer believes in the character of the second senior brother, alas, really, Zhang Xiaojun really never thought that the second senior brother would be such a person.

However, the content of the next chat surprised Zhang Xiaojun.

It turns out that the second senior brother did not mean those small video ...... when he said that he had a "baby".

Marshal Tianpeng: My old pig has opened up a new cave in his own cultivation cave.

Nezha: ......

Tai Platinum Star: ......

Clairvoyance:......

Wide-eyed Heavenly King: ......

Even Zhang Xiaojun was speechless, what kind of treasure is this Nima?

Sun Wukong: You slutty pig, you came here again to pretend to be a coerc!

Senior brother Sun Wukong appeared, Zhang Xiaojun This is the second time he has seen Sun Wukong appear in the Heavenly Court chat group, it is said that Sun Wukong is very busy, and he has to deal with the affairs of his Huaguo Mountain, after all, he is the Monkey King!

Erlang God Yang Jian: Dead monkey, canopy is going to pretend to be forced, hindering you?

Sun Wukong: Three eyes, are you looking for trouble again?

Tai Bai Xing: Great Sage, Great Sage, anyway, Great Sage, every time you come to the group, you have to quarrel with Erlang Zhenjun.

Tota Li Heavenly King: This Heavenly King is used to it, if the Great Sage comes out and doesn't quarrel with Erlang Zhenjun, this Heavenly King will still feel strange.

Nezha: Father +1.

Jinzha: Father +2.

Muzha: Father +3.

Djinn God: 666666666!

Erlang God Yang Jian: You guys! As a colleague, you actually helped that guy Sun Monkey, don't forget that he defeated the Buddha in a fight!

Sun Wukong: Fuck your sister's Yang Jian, my old grandson is still Bi Ma Wen, how can I be regarded as a colleague of Heavenly Court, right?

The Three Virgins: I seem to hear someone talking about me behind my back?

Monkey king:......

Erlang God Yang Jian: Sister, you and I will join forces to teach this dead monkey a good lesson.

Our Lady of the Three: Not interested......

Erlang God Yang Jian: ......

Monkey King: Laugh but don't speak.

Taishang Laojun: Everyone is here, it seems that everyone's cultivation has grown?

As soon as Taishang Laojun appeared, this group became even more active, and even Zhang Xiaojun, who was rarely seen in the Heavenly Court chat group on weekdays, came out to bubble.

Nezha: Lao Jun is here, but I have broken through another realm!

Marshal Tianpeng: It's as if none of us have broken through to new realms?

God of Food: Bubbling!

Fairy Chang'e: Poke and explode!

Marshal Tianpeng: Chang'e, are you here? Fairy Chang'e.

System Prompt: Sorry Marshal Tianpeng, your user is offline!

Marshal Tianpeng: ......

Erlang God Yang Jian: Poofhahahaha!

Sun Wukong: Sao Pig, Senior Brother, I'm not laughing at you, but my old grandson really can't help but want to laugh, hahahaha!

Nezha: Hahahaha.

Tota Lee: So the question is, is this a coincidence or a coincidence?

God of Food: ......

Zhang Xiaojun looked at the news in the Heavenly Court chat group, and also couldn't help laughing, looking at the chat of the immortals every day can really soothe his mood.

Ding dong!

When I was concentrating on watching the chat in the group, my mobile phone rang, and someone should have sent a message to Zhang Xiaojun.

Zhang Xiaojun's first reaction was that the land god had replied to himself.

Sure enough, it's the god of the land!

Land God: Zhang Xiaoyou, I'm here, do you have anything to do with me?

Seeing that the land god had replied to him, Zhang Xiaojun hurriedly asked him: "Land, I forgot to ask yesterday, what do you usually feed this immortal pet psychic beast?" ”

Land God: If you don't say it, I almost forgot, I didn't tell you such an important thing, this psychic beast is born in Mount Meru, and it is full of aura, but in the final analysis, it is because the fairy beasts on Mount Meru all feed on spiritual fruits, so in order to ensure the aura of the psychic beast, you can feed it spiritual fruits on weekdays.

"Spirit Fruit? Where can I get it? ”

Zhang Xiaojun asked again.

Land God: Zhang Xiaoyou, this spirit fruit is not a product for sale, you need to plant your own spirit fruit tree, a spirit fruit tree can produce a spirit fruit in a day, so you can feed the spirit beast.

"I see, where are you going to get the Spirit Fruit Tree?"

Zhang Xiaojun continued to ask.

Land God: Zhang Xiaoyou, this is more difficult, because Mount Meru has implemented an environmental protection policy, and the spirit fruit tree and its saplings are protected species, and they are no longer allowed to be obtained.

"Ahh So what to do! ”

Speaking of which, isn't there just no way to get food from Daha? Which brain-dead person came up with this Nima's environmental protection policy? The fairy world also needs environmental protection?

Land God: It's not impossible, before the implementation of environmental protection in Mount Meru, there must be fairy friends who still have saplings of spirit fruit trees in their hands, Zhang Xiaoyou, you can go to the group and ask, if you have it, you can buy it.

"What if you don't?"

Zhang Xiaojun asked worriedly.

Land God: Zhang Xiaoyou, don't worry, there must be.

"Alright then, Land, thank you."

Land God: No thanks, just remember to visit my business more often in the future.

"No problem!"

After speaking, Zhang Xiaojun ended the conversation with the land god and quickly came to the heavenly court chat group.

Now, the gods in the group are still actively chatting, farting and urging.

"Damn, it's the first time I've officially spoken in the group, I'm so nervous."

Zhang Xiaojun didn't know what was going on, and he was very nervous in his heart, maybe it was because this was the first time he had officially spoken in the Heavenly Court chat group.

used to dive silently to grab red envelopes, and occasionally send an irrelevant word, which would quickly be drowned in the group chat history.

After calming down his nervousness a little, Zhang Xiaojun clicked on the group dialog box and prepared to enter the text......