Chapter 11 The second master helps
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This black impermanence was just about to speak, but he coughed, and this scene made the ghost Chengfeng stunned.
"Damn, your second master Hei is a god, could it be that this god will catch a cold?"
Everyone in the room looked at the coughing impermanence Grandpa, and no one dared to make any sound.
"Ahem, ahem......... I mean, you're a guy, what the hell is this place? It's even more rubbish than hell.......... ”
It took a while for the black impermanence to ease up, and he opened his mouth to complain.
"Second master, what's going on?"
The ghost rode the wind and didn't understand the other party's words.
"What's going on? The air is full of haze, this thing is garbage for you people, isn't it for us ghosts? In your place, even the ghosts dare not stay a little longer, so hurry up and say, "What's the matter?" ”
Hei Wuchang waved his hand, and he didn't know where to pull out a mask and cover his mouth, and there were four big words on the mask, "Catching you", but these four words were his patent logo.
The dress of black impermanence swept away the eternal classic shape, a black suit, with a mask, the original mourning stick has also become a civilized stick, which is quite modern, and even quite joyful.
Of course, this sense of joy is also the feeling of a ghost riding the wind, which is extremely weird in the eyes of others, and it is no wonder that even if he is dressed as a robot cat, he is also an impermanent ghost who collects people's souls, and ten lives have to be taken away even if he stares at him.
"Second master, I came to you to check a ghost, I don't know if I can do a little favor."
Ghost Chengfeng also said respectfully at this time.
"Ghosts? What ghosts? These few people? ”
Hei Wuchang's body didn't move, and his head rotated one hundred and eighty degrees, looking at Sun Decai.
"The souls of these people? No problem,,I can let them go to hell directly,Good guys,They don't need to be judged by the Hades Palace at all.,This can go directly to the tenth layer of hell without a visa.,But hell is also overcrowded now.,The torture tools are a little insufficient.,No one can only wait layer by layer.,If they are your friends, I can say hello.,Let them do it in one step.,Early death and early reincarnation.,It's OK for tens of millions of years.。 ”
The black impermanence scared Sun Decai and the others so much that their pants were wet, and a few timid ones fainted directly, and the rest were paralyzed on the ground and couldn't move.
"Second Master, it's not their business, I want you to see if this person's soul has gone to the underworld."
"Oh? Okay, I'll take a look. ”
Hei Wuchang looked at the person lying on the bed, and after a while, he frowned and said: "Wang Furong, he is forty-eight years old this year, no, he should still have more than twenty years of yang life, why did he lose his soul now, I will check .........." ”
I saw that with a wave of his hand, a thing appeared out of thin air, which was familiar to everyone, and it turned out to be a laptop.
"Second master, do you all use this thing in the underworld now?"
The ghost rode the wind and felt extremely surprised.
"Alas, you haven't been to it, you don't know, the place in the underworld has changed too much in the past few decades, especially in the past ten years, to a group of people, what network engineers, what real estate developers, etc., these people are amazing, what is the underworld is no longer suitable for the living of modern ghosts, they want to create a modern underworld, at the beginning Yan Jun was very opposed, but then gradually acquiesced, and even in recent years, some Yan Jun ghosts have cooperated with them.
For example, there is a dead computer expert and the judge that guy has formed a company called Life and Death Book Unlimited Liability Company, this computer is a new product developed by them, this thing is directly connected to the life and death book, you can check whatever you want......... In short, the current underworld has been made by modern people......... But not to mention, some of the stuff is really good. ”
Hei Wuchang said as he typed on the computer, and soon there was information.
"That's right, this guy's human soul entered the underworld five hours ago, although he has not yet arrived, but once he enters the underworld, he can't help himself, and you can collect his body after three days."
Black Impermanence found out the news and told the ghost to ride the wind.
"Lord Impermanence, you have saved my father, I beg you.........."
The boy heard the news like five thunderbolts, although he was afraid of this impermanent ghost, but he was even more afraid that his father would leave him, if that was the case, the family would be doomed.
"Hmph, who are you? How dare you speak to me like that? Be careful that I kill you .......... ”
Who is Black Impermanence? If he wanted to, all the people in the world could let him seduce the soul, of course, it was useless for him to do so, and the short lifespan of nearly a hundred years of human beings was really nothing in his eyes.
"Second master, don't be like a child, he said this because he was in a hurry, but ...... Actually, I'm also planning to see if your second master can raise his noble hand and put his soul back.......... ”
"Haha, little ghost, your skills are strong, this underworld and the world can come and go freely, last time you pulled that female ghost back from the Nai He Bridge, want to go to you? Why bother looking for me? ”
Black Impermanence laughed.
"The second master laughed, last time was an exception, and now that Granny Meng has said cruel things, how dare I go down again.........."
"That Meng Po is a, you don't dare, I dare? There's no way to do that. ”
Black Impermanence's head shook like a rattle.
"Second master, if you have something to say, let's smoke a cigarette first."
The ghost rode the wind and burned out a cigarette, and the black impermanence took a deep breath and seemed to enjoy it very much.
"Your innate ghost body is hard to find through the ages, and the smell of this smoke is purer than the incense of the ten halls of Yama, not bad, not bad."
"Second master, how is the recent Yulu?"
The ghost rode the wind and no longer mentioned this stubble, and chatted with Hei Wuchang about family life.
"Yulu? Not to mention, now the underworld is also inflationary, plus you humans don't have any faith now, hmph, all of them are broken, wait until they die and see how I clean them up. ”
Hei Wuchang said angrily.
"Let's do it, I'll burn something for the second master, it's an errand fee, and you can kick this person's soul back, anyway, you can't stand much tiredness."
"Burn something? But don't, what's the name of all that paper money you have now? It's really not much better than paper in the dungeon, and it's these garbage things that make the dungeon a miasma, which really me off. ”
Hei Wuchang said with a glare.
"Second master, this one I burned is not the waste paper, you forgot the old man once, his things are good things.........
"Old man, .........."
Hearing this name, Black Impermanence's eyes lit up.