Early the next morning, I also forgot whether Han Xiaolin drank the bottle of wine under my lewd power last night, I only remember that we were very high, can we not be high, I drank so much that I broke off, I looked at my arm with a plaster cast speechlessly, hoping that alcohol would not have a big effect on it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

But I didn't forget everything, the scene when Brother Xiao Ma forced Su Mumu to drink is still fresh in my memory, if you want me to say, yesterday was Brother Xiaoma's epic day, and he has never treated girls so well.

Of course, the little red orchid in the foot massage shop doesn't count.

Maybe I drank a lot, the three of us stayed at home for a day, and we ordered takeout for dinner or something, Su Mumu didn't come to Han Xiaolin, I thought I should still be sulking at home, after all, it wasn't our table in the kebab shop at that time, so a man pinched his mouth and poured a bottle of wine, which made any girl feel faceless.

For three days in a row, Su Mumu didn't come to my house again, and on the fourth day, she came, and I was stupid when I opened the door, Nima, is this still Su Mumu? Wearing a sultry short skirt, light makeup, stepping on a pair of high-heeled shoes, like stepping on stilts, the distance from the door to the sofa was only twenty meters, she walked for three minutes, and almost fell down twice.

She didn't go out shopping with Han Xiaolin when she came, she just stayed at my house to watch Korean dramas, and dominated the TV until the evening, before boarding the elevator in my frightened eyes.

Not long after she left, Han Xiaolin sneaked into my room and climbed into my bed, I was thinking that she was going to plot against me and wanted to shout, he said to me mysteriously: "Luo, have you noticed, Mu Mu is in love with Brother Xiaoma." ”

"What, you're not kidding, are you?" My eyes widened.

"Why are you lying to you, my intuition tells me that girl fell in love." Han Xiaolin said with a smile.

"Daughter-in-law, tell me the truth, is there something wrong with Su Mumu's eyes?" I asked.

"Cut, what's the matter, people's eyes are good, both eyes are 5. 0。 Han Xiaolin pouted and said.

"It doesn't make sense, if your eyes are fine, why will you fall in love with Brother Xiaoma's goods?" I looked at Han Xiaolin suspiciously.

"Does it feel like a flower is stuck in cow dung?" Han Xiaolin made a very appropriate analogy.

"That's right." I nodded approvingly.

"Aren't we in the same situation?" Han Xiaolin said again.

"Rub, brother is handsome and chic, Yushu is in the wind, and ...... is suave" I was just saying, Han Xiaolin turned on the selfie function of her mobile phone, handed it to me and said, "Oh, say to him." ”

"Daughter-in-law, our situation is different, although my brother is not very handsome, but my brother is wise and martial, chivalrous, righteous, modest and studious...... Hey, daughter-in-law, why are you going, let's talk for a while. "Seeing that Han Xiaolin was leaving, I grabbed her, this girl finally threw herself into the net once, how could I not take care of her?

"Okay, I'll admit we're in the same situation as them, but you know what, your flower is prettier." In order to retain Han Xiaolin, I had to turn on the "Qiong Yao" mode.

"Cut, it's pretty much the same, but there's nothing wrong with the combination of flowers and cow dung, at least the flowers get more nutrients and bloom more vigorously." I don't know why, I feel that Han Xiaolin is very happy today, and she has a lot of words.

"You mean to say that my brother is rich?" I said with a smile.

"Don't stink and be beautiful, I mean, cow dung is ugly, and it can bring out the beauty of flowers, you know." Han Xiaolin ruthlessly destroyed what little self-esteem I had left.

"Uh......" I was speechless for a while, and I suddenly realized that Han Xiaolin was sent by God to torture my fragile heart.

But as soon as the two of us didn't speak, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became awkward, after all, lonely men and widows were in the same room, and Han Xiaolin was still wearing pajamas, and the skin area of the white flowers exposed was not small, the more I looked at it, the more I felt that she was really beautiful, and I couldn't help but lean my face over......

"Daughter-in-law, spare your life!" I cried out indistinctly.

Han Xiaolin pushed me away and raised her eyebrows: "If you want to die, just say it!" ”

I rubbed it, this girl is too fierce, I touched my lips with my hand, and it was bleeding.

That's right, the two of us are in contact, or the enviable negative distance contact - I was just about to kiss her, and the sisters actually opened their mouths and bit my lip.

But when I smell it, Han Xiaolin is really fragrant.

As soon as Han Xiaolin left, Brother Xiao Ma came to my house again, he told me that he liked Su Mumu more and more, and asked me what to do.

I was upset because Han Xiaolin bit me, so I said to Brother Xiaoma: "Women are all typed, don't you see that my brother cleaned up Han Xiaolin obediently." ”

"Really?" Little Brother Ma's eyes were full of disbelief.

"Nonsense, she just wanted to rape me and let me bite it, you see, the evidence is still there." I showed the blood on my finger to Little Pony.

"But I don't think you're bleeding." Little Brother Ma looked flattened.

"Haven't you heard of injuring a thousand enemies and injuring eight hundred?" I defended with a shy face, and blasted out the grandson: "Brother is going to sleep, men and women, brother can't teach you too much, you can feel it yourself." ”

The next day, Su Mumu came again, still dressed up in a fancy way, I took a look, made a color with Han Xiaolin, and said that I was going out to buy some food, and left them at home alone.

When the two of us came back, the two chatted quite hilariously, and when Su Mumu left, I asked Brother Xiao Ma how he took it for her, and Brother Xiao Ma said, "Use the method you taught me." ”

"Violence?" The corner of my eye twitched.

"That's right, I spanked her." Brother Xiaoma's old face flushed: "It's quite handy." ”

"You have to have a reason to hit her, right?" I asked curiously.

"I asked her, why do you always watch Korean dramas, Lao Tzu doesn't like it, she said it's in my way, I put her on my knee and beat her, and then she gave in and called me Brother Xiaoma all the time." Brother Xiao Ma looked at me with admiration and said, "Xiao Luo, brother wants to thank you for your guidance, it is you who let my brother find happiness." ”

"It's fine." I was messy in an instant, it seems that my brother is still too fond of Han Xiaolin, thinking of this, I took a deep breath and walked towards Han Xiaolin's room, my brother wants her to know what a man is!

My brother didn't break his promise, my brother was sitting in the hospital, and the doctor said to me: "Young man, I see that your arm has been dislocated twice, don't play like this all the time, it will not be good if it becomes a habitual dislocation." ”

You know, from beginning to end, my brother didn't shed a single tear.

This kind of heartless life passed quite quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it was August 27th, and I began to pack up my mood, and I was really excited when I thought that I would report to East China Normal tomorrow.

University, I'm coming.