Chapter 132: Staring at the Crotch Cat
What Lu Xing is worried about is that if he goes to participate in the beauty pageant of this human race, can he be recognized by the mirror spirit?
What he wants to do most now is to directly find out the true mirror spirit that controls the entire Great Song Dynasty, swallow its essence in one bite, and integrate it into his own divine mansion to add fire to his incense divine power. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
It's a pity that I haven't even seen the shadow of the mirror spirit now, and the mirror spirit awakened in the mirror of the other goblins is just a touch of their own mark, and they can't trace the clues at all.
However, Lu Xing and Director Ao still gritted their teeth and participated in the beauty pageant of the Great Song Dynasty, and if they couldn't be selected, they would have a good time first, in case the judges, referees, and the city lord Jingling were blind.
Anyway, as long as you can get close to the Great Song Imperial Court in the end, it is convenient to implement the follow-up plan.
The name of the city where the land travel beauty pageant registration is located is also very direct, the first city of the Great Song Dynasty. It is followed by the second city and then the third city...... Until the end, the Great Song Dynasty Thirty Cities.
Everyone can participate in this beauty contest, the rules of each city are exactly the same, and the contest is divided into five rounds: moral education competition, intellectual education competition, sports competition, aesthetic education competition, and labor education competition.
Each round determines the most beautiful person to be selected for the finals, a city selects five, and then a total of 150 players from 30 cities are all gathered in the most central palace capital to select the most beautiful one, and the title of "the most beautiful goblin in the Great Song Dynasty" is awarded, as well as rich rewards.
Lu Xing was a little in a daze after reading the rules, as a traverser, he felt that his thinking was a little bifurcated for the first time, and the title of these five rounds was clearly the five-character education policy of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor in the previous life, which was really interesting.
"Come on, as long as we can occupy a place." Lu Xing and Director Ao clapped their hands in encouragement, and then rolled their eyes at each other, and couldn't help it.
Lu Xing hadn't laughed so heartily for a long time, he had been cultivating and fighting non-stop since he entered the world of evil gods for two years, and suddenly looked back at the fact that he was no longer a simple human body, and had completely become a walking super killer.
Now in the magical country of the Great Song Dynasty, it is the first time to encounter such a casual and fun thing, and I have the right to play a game.
The first round of the pageant will officially start tomorrow morning. Before nightfall, Lu Xing found a small inn owned by the Terran to rest.
The owner of the shop, Dong Sheng, is an old actor in his forties, who moved into Da Song by chance. He successfully took root here after going through hardships to communicate with the mirror spirit, and married a little fox demon to live together, which can be regarded as a bittersweet end.
Director Ao looked at the little fox proprietress in the distance, her eyes lit up, and she dragged Lu Xing, who was about to meditate and practice, and began to gossip.
"Lu Xing, you said that this little vixen is not as tall as my calf, and he is alive and well, will he suck his yang energy when he is with Dong Sheng? Will they have children, and what is the name of the child born to a human and demon? ”
Lu Xing pouted after listening, he didn't expect that Director Ao's brain was so big, and his thoughts were still a little dirty, and he still cared about other people's married lives.
"Director Ao, you're a little improper." Lu Xing saw him squeaking and gnawing on the dragon's horns, and couldn't help but point to his nose and quip.
Director Ao rolled his eyes, "I don't believe you didn't find out, then Dong Sheng is clearly terminally ill." He said angrily, swallowing the newly grown dragon horns and patting his own dragon claws.
"We don't ask much about other people's family matters, but there may be something abnormal tonight, so it's always okay to be careful." Lu Xing snapped the window open with a strong finger of wind, and suddenly there was a rustling sound outside, like the grinding and screaming of crickets.
Director Ao turned his big black and white eyes, directly changed his human form and lay on the bed in front of the window, turned over and fell asleep.
At this time, there was just a bright moon, and the moonlight was like frost in front of the bed of Director Ao, like a thin veil of mist covering him.
Lu Xing looked at it and shook his head: This Director Ao is not only a foodie, but also has a lot of intelligence.
Then he looked up at the moon and sighed, shook the jasper gourd, and walked into the dark room, then closed his eyes and fell asleep.
In an instant, a wisp of smoke overflowed from the mouth of the gourd, and a human figure appeared, which was the divine servant Wuxin. After seeing him bow respectfully to his god, he lurked aside and began to keep vigil.
"Meow, meow......"
In the middle of the night, suddenly there were a few cat meows outside, Lu Xing opened his eyes suddenly, and there was an inch of divine light in his eyes in an instant, and the unintentional swish on the side rushed out of the window, and the cat meow disappeared in an instant.
Lu Xing's forehead was wide open, shining in the moonlight. In an instant, the physical partition in between them shook and turned into smoke. He could see through the inner walls.
At this time, the moonlight was tilted, there was only a little light on the windowsill, and the director of the factory in human form was sleeping soundly, and saliva was flowing out.
Lu Xing didn't close his eyes, as if waiting for something. Sure enough, there was about a stick of incense, and a cat meow sounded again under the windowsill, and then it was silent again.
Lu Xing was motionless, and after a stick of incense, a white cat met the eyes of the fierce pupil.
The cat jumped on the windowsill on tiptoe, staring directly at the lower body of Director Ao, his expression showed a smug smile, and his beard shook several times.
"Flap"
Director Ao turned over sideways and aimed his butt directly at the windowsill, and the white cat was startled at first, and then saw that the person did not wake up, and his expression was very angry.
It jumped directly into the blank space on the bed, and once again stared directly at the lower half of Director Ao's body for a closer look.
Lu Xing found that the white cat was addicted to licking his tongue, and in an instant, two red lights stretched out from the cat's eyes, hitting the lower half of Director Ao's body, and his nose stirred and inhaled greedily, which seemed to taste very delicious.
Director Ao slammed the spirit, then forcibly broke free from the white cat's gaze, turned around to face the wall, and pointed his ass against the white cat again.
At this moment, the white cat exploded, jumped directly on the body of Director Ao, and stretched out its long red tongue to drill into the lower abdomen.
"Chop"
Lu Xing's fierce pupils turned, and suddenly the long tongue of the white cat froze, and then a bright light flashed in the void, and the tongue was directly broken into two.
The white cat was suddenly frightened, meowed and whimpered, and there was a strong spiritual power scurrying around, and then forcibly broke free of the shackles of the fierce pupils, jumped on the window and escaped.
"Hey, it's a pity, Lu Xing seems that you have been targeted as soon as you come to life, but it would be good if you made a late move, I haven't played enough."
Director Ao turned around and pinched the red tongue that fell under his crotch, only to see that the red tongue had changed its appearance, and it was a pair of slender fox hair, crystal clear, looking like a thin glass filament.
"You can't be addicted to pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, this is a crotch-staring cat, if the hair invades the body later, if you are controlled by someone, isn't it trouble?"
Lu Xing seemed to know that Director Ao didn't sleep to death, but he was purely playing with the white cat, but he was a little underestimated, after all, Da Song was unfamiliar with life.
Director Ao had a palpitating face, he sniffed the fox fur and secretly made a commotion, and threw it directly to Lu Xing to sleep.
At the same time, Wuxin jumped back from the window, saw that Lu Xing and Director Ao were fine, spat out the smoke, and then handed Lu Xing a fox hair, which was exactly the same.
That's interesting.
At this moment, in the inner room two miles away, Mrs. Dong Sheng's little fox suddenly frowned in pain, and jumped up directly from the bed in pain.
Ignoring Dong Sheng's surprise, she picked up her own mirror at the head of the bed and looked at it, only to see a white cat suddenly revealed in the mirror, swallowing a red Neidan in front of her, but there were only four tails left behind her.
", my little tail that has been cultivated for thousands of years, I'm not done with you!"
Originally, there should have been six tails there, but now there are two missing.
Dong Sheng's little fox demon is the crotch-staring cat! (To be continued.) )