Chapter 16: It's very embarrassing
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Li Baifeng still spent thirty in the end. After submitting the order, Li Zhuo sent a message "Tomorrow morning to pack and ship to the pro, praise and cash back~" and then added a "smile" expression.
Li Baifeng replied with a "smile". But the smiles of the two clearly do not mean the same thing.
Casually closing the chat window, Li Baifeng opened the desk drawer, ready to find a charger to charge the phone. As the drawers opened a little bit, the light in the bedroom shone on a featureless wooden plaque.
The skullless skeleton is back again!
As abrupt as ever, as unforeseen as ever - as if standing there all the time.
Li Baifeng was instinctively startled at first, and then a nameless evil fire "soared". "It's endless! I can't live this day! He was so angry that he didn't even use a spell, so he picked up the chair next to him and smashed it!
The chair sliced across the bones, spreading like smoke in its path, then solidifying into substance.
Li Baifeng frantically shook the chair, marking a puff of white "smoke" in the air. And the white bones always stood there quietly, motionless.
After smashing dozens of times like this, Li Baifeng saw that it had no effect, so he couldn't help but put down his chair in a dejected manner, and his breathing became a little shorter. However, after waving like this, Li Baifeng felt that his anger had disappeared a lot. Seeing that he stopped, the white bone stretched out his arms, his left palm was spread flat, the palm was down, and his right hand stretched out his index finger against the palm of his left palm, making a "pause" gesture.
"I've stopped, and you're still drawing a ball of yarn." Li Baifeng rolled his eyes and complained.
The skullless white bones were stunned, and he couldn't help but raise his right hand and move it to the place where it should have been the back of his head and scratch it - naturally scratched in the air. Its movements froze suddenly, as if it had just remembered that it had no head. It silently lowered its arms, exuding an air of frustration and decadence.
Li Baifeng stared at the dead fish, spread his hands, and made a gesture of cold observance.
Bai Gu shook his shoulder blades, waved his hand at Li Baifeng, and then spread out Bai Gu Sensen's right hand, his thumb curled up, the two fingers in the middle of the food were together, the ring finger and the little finger were together, and the middle was greatly divided, like a pair of scissors.
Li Baifeng stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, and his face was full of "I don't understand".
Bai Gu seemed to see the confusion on Li Baifeng's face, and it stretched out its index finger to point at him, then pointed at itself with its thumb, and then repeated the previous gesture.
Still don't understand.
"You ......," Li Baifeng muttered, "You can understand what I'm saying, right?" ”
White Bone gave a thumbs up in agreement.
"That'...... Do you speak. ”
Bai Gu pointed above his neck, then waved his hand. said that he didn't have a mouth, and said a ball of yarn - of course, this sentence was guessed by Li Baifeng himself.
"By the way," he said, turning around to pick up a pen, he asked, "Do you know how to write?" ”
Bai Gu paused and gave a thumbs up.
Li Baifeng's eyes lit up, and he handed over the pen: "Then you can write to tell me." ”
"Then you should give me the paper."
"......" Li Baifeng stretched out his hand and handed it halfway, and froze when he heard the words.
"......" white bones also froze.
It's very embarrassing.
"Didn't you say you couldn't speak?" After Li Baifeng was silent for a while, he asked faintly.
"Who says I can't speak?" Bai Gu spread his hands, but he didn't know how to make the sound.
"Then what are you waving your hands for?"
"I mean, 'That's a no-brainer.'"
"......" Li Baifeng thought for a long time, but couldn't refute it. He asked unwillingly, "Then why didn't you speak before?" ”
"You care about me?"
"Okay, good," Li Baifeng gritted his teeth and said, "I can't tell you, but I want to know, what are you?" Why can it appear out of thin air and disappear out of thin air, but there is no mana fluctuation? ”
"Are you primitive?" The voice of the white bone was full of surprise, as if he had seen a primate such as a monkey, an orangutan, and a baboon running from prehistoric times. "You've never seen a 3D projection?"
Li Baifeng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. He secretly said in his heart: "No wonder, no wonder there is no mana fluctuation at all, it's because I'm too young." But when he thought about it, he felt that something was wrong, and couldn't help but question: "No, then where did you project it from?" Where does the sound come from? ”
"That piece of wood, that's my terminal. Charged in light, able to project, able to play audio, by the way, to explain to you, I didn't speak before just because of insufficient charging. "The white bones are conclusive.
"Sounds reasonable...... Li Baifeng muttered, "No, that thing is wood no matter how you look at it, and it doesn't even have a hole, what do you use to broadcast it?" ”
"Black technology." White Bone shrugged his shoulder blades.
"Even if this is black technology," Li Baifeng still looked puzzled: "Then what are you?" Artificial intelligence? I don't think anyone in Big Business can develop an AI like yours at all. "Xuanshan Sect also controls several high-tech companies, one of which is researching artificial intelligence, Li Baifeng has never eaten pork and watched pig runs, and now what level of artificial intelligence research has reached in Dashang, he probably has a concept in his heart.
"I'm not an artificial intelligence," Bai Gu waved his hand, and his tone became extremely serious: "I'm just a preset program, and I can only respond to external stimuli, such as entering the voice command 'big brother', which can turn on my next stage of functions." ”
Li Baifeng saw that he was serious, and said tentatively:
"Big brother?"
"Huh."
After a short silence for "......", Li Baifeng picked up the chair, frantically picked it up, and yelled: "Dare to take advantage of me, I'll fight with you!" ”
Bai Gu put his hands around his chest, and he "watched" Li Baifeng for a long time. The skeleton on the body turned into "smoke" and dispersed and condensed.
Li Baifeng saw that ordinary attacks were useless, so he simply dropped his chair, rolled his eyes, and thought of a solution. He snorted, turned around and picked up the wooden card in the drawer, and walked towards the bathroom.
Seeing this, Bai Gu couldn't help but put down his arms, and his tone became a little flustered: "Hey...... What are you doing. ”
"Shhhh Li Bai didn't look back.
"You shh Bai Gu said hurriedly.
"I'll wash you." Li Baifeng said coldly.
Seeing that Li Baifeng was about to walk in, Bai Gu shouted in a loud voice: "Big brother, big guy, big brother, oops, if you have something to say, why make such a fuss." ”
Li Baifeng turned his head, "What, are you accusing me?" ”
Bai Gu waved his hand quickly: "Don't dare, big brother, big brother, big brother, I was wrong, I was wrong." ”
Li Baifeng threw the wooden card in his hand all at once, and said lightly, "Oh." The white bone's neck moved up and down with the trajectory of the wooden sign, as if it was staring carefully.
After throwing it for a while, Li Baifeng put away the wooden card tastelessly and asked, "What did your gesture mean before?" ”
Bai Gu hurriedly replied, "I just want to see if you can do it, I'm going to find someone who can make this gesture." After saying that, he spread out his hand again, his thumb curled up, and the middle finger of the index was together, and the ring finger and little finger were together, and the middle was divided.
Li Baifeng raised his eyebrows and stretched out his hand.
Bai Gu seemed to be nervous and hopeful "looking" at this side.
The corners of his mouth provoked a sneer, and then ...... Raised middle finger.