He Shanbao has been abused by ghosts countless times in his life, and he regards all wild immortals as floating clouds, and now he was beaten out of his nose by a she-wolf, he wanted to go crazy on the spot, he just wanted to open his mouth to scold, Sister Haring glared at He Shanbao and said, "Am I old?" ”。 Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He Shanbao was slightly stunned, and suddenly remembered that with his current cultivation and ability, he must give this she-wolf a few thin faces, otherwise he would definitely be abused to death by her. He Shanbao smiled embarrassedly and said: "Alas~ No, come in, I really hide at home and lie down with a gun, I'm so old, I can't stand your punches, do you really think I'm a 20-year-old guy."

He Shanbao made way for Sister Haring and Sun Xiaotong, and the three of them came to the living room to find a place to sit down, but Sister Haring did not sit down, and kept looking at He Shanbao with a straight face. Why don't you sit? If you don't sit down, how dare I sit down."

Sister Haring snorted, squinted at He Shanbao and asked, "I said you old child, do you remember what you did yourself?" ”。 He Shanbao was a little confused by her very nonsensical question, and suddenly something flashed in his mind, He Shanbao said with a smile: "Look at what you said, can I not remember, you sit down first, listen to me slowly...".

Since He Shanbao was so polite, Sister Haring also gave him enough face and sat next to Sun Xiaotong. After He Shanbao sat down, he looked at Sister Haring, then looked at Sun Xiaotong and asked, "Strange?" What are you doing here? What about the two boys? ”。

Sun Xiaotong looked puzzled and said, "The mission of the Metaphysical Society is your ghost, right?" Can't I come? ”。 He Shanbao took a deep breath and said, "It's okay, you are the granddaughter of Lao Sun in your later life, right, the sky is white, it's good, and you don't need to bleach your hair to dye your hair."

When Sun Xiaotong heard this, she thought to herself why are you a dead old man talking about something that has nothing to do with it, she looked at He Shanbao and said very unceremoniously: "I said that you can't cut to the point and talk about things?" Tell me if you really encountered the 'Soul Seed' monster? ”。 When He Shanbao heard this, he smiled and said, "Don't worry, young people, don't worry." After speaking, He Shanbao ran to the kitchen with the kettle to fetch water, and when he came back, he began to swing the tea set on the coffee table, and then began to make kung fu tea. That is, what Lao Wang said to Robert: "chinakongfutea". At that time, Robert thought that the tea that people who learned Chinese kung fu drank was kung fu tea, and thought that it was tea for strengthening the body.

Sister Haring looked at He Shanbao's beautiful appearance, and immediately became angry, and scolded: "Old child, don't sell it, hurry up and talk about things!" Otherwise, I'll send you to see Xiao Qin." When He Shanbao heard this, he was not afraid, brought a cup of tea to Sister Haring, and said at the same time: "Drink tea and drink tea, you are a great immortal, don't be as anxious as a young man, I still have something to ask you."

Sister Haring snorted, for He Shanbao's personality, Sister Haring doesn't like it very much, she does things mysteriously, and she likes to talk half of it without saying the other half, the last time she secretly ran to Jishan Hall to hide the copper coin sword, Sister Haring was very dissatisfied, you said that you can directly hand over this sword to Liang Yifu and his brothers, you have to hide it first, let them find it, don't you bother.

And the last time Uncle Qin's funeral was the same, he kept hiding in the corner and disguised himself as a foreign tyrant to participate in the funeral, so that Liang Yifu and them would not find out, which really made Sister Haring feel puzzled and didn't want to understand.

Sister Haring and Sun Xiaotong also drank tea, and even ate pastries, He Shanbao finally began to say why he wanted to report the false case to the Xuan Society, but just as he wanted to speak, a strong yin qi suddenly appeared on the balcony.

The three of them looked at Chaochaotai together, Sun Xiaotong frowned, and said, "What a strong yin qi!" ”。 Sister Harlem stood up and was on guard, at this time, a tall and thin old man appeared on the balcony, still wearing a Mao suit, and the most strange thing was that he was still holding a smoking gun, He Shanbao saw this guy, touched his forehead, and thought to himself, why are you running here again!?

As soon as Ji Xiaolan appeared, she shouted: "I said Lao He, you are not kind, last time I came, you didn't let me enter the house and gave me a cigarette, this time you didn't give me a cigarette, hurry up, bring me a few pieces of that, King Furong." When Sister Haring heard this, she turned her head to look at He Shanbao, He Shanbao had a black line in his head, and saw He Shanbao sitting on the sofa looking at Ji Xiaolan and said: "Go, go, I will give the cigarettes to others, there is no stock at home, you buy it yourself."

Ji Xiaolan was anxious and said: "Where can I buy it, do you buy it with the dark coin, I tell you, you don't come to me, hurry up, bring it." Sister Haring saw that this dead ghost who came to beg for cigarettes was so presumptuous, and immediately pointed at him and scolded: "You old ghost, I have never seen such a cheeky ghost in this great immortal, where are you an old ghost, hurry up and report your name."

Sun Xiaotong has been looking for the bottle of potion used to open her eyes since Ji Xiaolan appeared, but she has been rummaging in the bag for a long time and has not found it, fortunately she has a few eye-opening charms from Qin Ide, otherwise there is really no way to take a look at what the old smoker who is standing on the balcony at this time and is not afraid of the sun looks like.

Ji Xiaolan heard Sister Haring speak, only to find that there were other people in this room, Ji Xiaolan looked at Sister Haring and Sun Xiaotong, was slightly startled, and said: "Ouch, it turned out to be a wild fairy, you look at my memory, I forgot about other things as soon as I became addicted to smoking."

Sun Xiaotong turned his head to look at He Shanbao and asked, "Uncle He, is this ghost your father?" ”。 When He Shanbao heard this, he hurriedly denied it: "Nonsense, how can this 'old pedantry' be me, he is Ji Xiaolan, the real 'dead ghost' Ji Xiaolan."

Ji Xiaolan, who was standing on the balcony, heard this, smiled and then straightened his waist and said: "That's right, I am Ji Yun Ji Xiaolan, the one broadcast on TV, but I am the real Ji Xiaolan, and that one is fake."

Sun Xiaotong looked surprised, thinking to himself why didn't this old ghost who had been dead for hundreds of years run away to be reincarnated? How could this old ghost, who had been dead for hundreds of years, not be afraid of the sun? How could this old ghost, who had been dead for hundreds of years, have such a high level of cultivation? Sun Xiaotong just wanted to ask, but Sister Haring looked at Sun Xiaotong and He Shanbao with a cloudy face, pointed at Ji Xiaolan and asked, "Who is this Ji Xiaolan?" ”。

Sister Harlin's words made the two of them sweat on the spot, and Ji Xiaolan hurriedly said: "I am Ji Yun Ji Xiaolan, and I was the secretary of the Qing Dynasty Ministry of Rites before my death." Sister Haring shook her head and said, "I don't know, but why are you so thick-skinned as a person who reads sage books?" Why don't you give him a cigarette and smoke it, why do you rely on him? ”。

Hearing this, He Shanbao slapped his thigh hard, stood up and pointed at Ji Xiaolan and said, "Well said, he is a cheeky 'old pedant'." As soon as He Shanbao said this, Ji Xiaolan immediately became angry, and even ignored his identity as the king of Yama, pointed at He Shanbao with a cigarette gun and said, "Okay, you 'old splash', you kind of come out alone!" You must be bad at talking about me, aren't you? Today I have to ask for an explanation! ”。

He Shanbao said with a smile: "Forget it, you can come in and talk about it, can you break my barrier, if you dare to come in, I will fight you alone." Ji Xiaolan scolded: "Do you dare to come out, come out and fight alone!" Last time, we didn't know the winner, and today I have to settle with you."

Sister Haring looked at the two of them, thinking to herself what kind of drama this is, forget it, no matter, Sister Haring sat back on the sofa and pulled Sun Xiaotong to sit down too, Sun Xiaotong looked at Sister Haring and asked, "Sister, what are you doing here?" Whatever? ”。 Sister Haring smiled and said, "What's the matter, let's sit down and watch the play."

He Shanbao looked like a villain at this time, and said with a smile: "I just don't go out, you will come in if you have a kind, and I will fight you alone when you come in." When Ji Xiaolan heard this, after taking a deep breath, she said, "Okay, you Heshen!" If you have a guest today, I'll let you go."

As soon as Ji Xiaolan's voice came out, Sister Haring said, "Eh!? You're not fighting? So what else am I watching? Hurry up, remove the barrier, I want to see you fight." When Ji Xiaolan heard this, she was slightly stunned, then looked at Sister Haring and said with a smile: "Literati don't judge the level by force, and there are official duties below, so I won't stay, this immortal family, let's meet again." With that, he turned into a puff of black smoke and disappeared.

He Shanbao saw Ji Xiaolan leave, and muttered to himself: "Grandma's, it's really not the right time to come." Sun Xiaotong looked at He Shanbao and asked, "Uncle He, is that old ghost really Ji Xiaolan?" And what did he seem to call you just now, Heshen? ”。 He Shanbao looked at Sun Xiaotong and said, "No, you heard it wrong, that dead ghost is indeed Ji Xiaolan."

Sun Xiaotong looked puzzled, and then asked, "But, why didn't he go to reincarnation?" ”。 He Shanbao snorted and said, "If only he really ran away to be reincarnated, he is a little gangster personality, and I don't know how he became the king of Yama." He Shanbao's words shocked Sun Xiaotong and Sister Haring.

Sister Haring opened her mouth and asked, "You said that guy is the king of Yama!?" No wonder I just felt that the yin qi on his body was a little unusual, it was a ghost but not a ghost, I thought he should be a ghost immortal, but I didn't expect him to be the king of Yama." He Shanbao looked at the two of them and said, "Yes, he is the King of Yama, the King of Yama in the Ten Palaces, but you must not spread this matter to the outside world, and you, Sun Xiaotong, everything about the underworld cannot be reported to the association, do you know!?" ”。

Sun Xiaotong hurriedly nodded and said, "Don't worry, my grandfather told me a long time ago that I can't talk about the underworld, but isn't King Yama Bao Gong?" How did he become Ji Xiaolan? ”。 He Shanbao smiled wryly, and began to make tea again, and at the same time explained to the two of them the rules that the officials of the prefecture should replace a batch of six Jiazi, and the reason why this 'old pedantic' came to him to ask for cigarettes, but the thing about smoking is a lie, because He Shanbao doesn't want to tell others that he was the first greedy in the Qing Dynasty in his last life, and Shen.

Why? When Uncle Qin was young, he knew about this, and said that he would go with He Shanbao to dig up a treasure hidden by He Shen near the Yangtze River basin in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Zhejiang. Since that time, He Shanbao has beaten him to death and has not admitted to the living that he was He Shen in his last life, and even his fellow senior brother does not know about this matter.

After spending half an hour explaining this matter, He Shanbao went to the kitchen to fetch water again, put the kettle on the coffee table, he looked at Sun Xiaotong and said: "Now I will tell you about the task assigned by this association, maybe you have guessed that this case is fake."

Sun Xiaotong asked, "But why do you want to make a fake case?" ”。 He Shanbao smiled and said: "Actually, I knew early on that Liang Yifu and the two of them would go to participate in the entrance assessment of the 'Xuan Society', the two of them are usually too lacking in practice, I calculated that one of them will definitely get the task I deliberately arranged, just to lure them back for the special training I arranged for them."

"The most annoying thing about you is here, training is training, why do you have to spend so much time?" Sister Harlem interjected. At this time, she was eating apples and watching "The Legend of Zhen Huan".

He Shanbao looked embarrassed and replied: "You don't know, since I fought with the doppelganger of the 'Nine Ghosts' in Changbai Mountain, I haven't recovered from my internal injuries until now, and this 'Dragon Technique' is now in my hands, it's nothing more than an ornament, and Xiaofu's kid is spoiled by the 'old miscellaneous', and he is too dependent on us seniors, and it is difficult to become a big tool, if I tell him, you come back for special training, what do you think he will think."

Sister Haring said casually: "How do I know what do you think?" ”。 Sun Xiaotong replied: "I think he must think that his ability is not enough, or that you are hidden, and he still has a senior to rely on, and when he deals with demons and monsters in the future, the next step he thinks of is to let you help deal with it."

He Shanbao nodded and said: "You are right, but I didn't calculate, I asked Huang Qingyun to arrange for you that there would be an accident in the 'task lottery system'." When Sun Xiaotong heard this, she frowned slightly, He Shanbao saw her doubts, and said with a smile: "At the beginning, I estimated that there were 8 people entering the third round of assessment, so I arranged 8 tasks, and I also asked Huang Qingyun to put the file bag on the table according to the way I explained for the candidates to choose by themselves, so that Xiaofu and Xiaode will definitely get the fake tasks I arranged as I calculated, but I didn't calculate that there would be a Guo Dabao to disrupt the situation halfway."

Sun Xiaotong said: "Guo Dabao, is that the fat man who looks like a big child?" It's his business, too? ”。 He Shanbao nodded, and said with a somewhat serious expression: "Yes, don't look at him stupidly as this kid, in fact, his 'innate gossip deduction technique' is even better than his second uncle, that kid must have calculated that the examiner cheated in this exam, so he came out to stir up the situation, resulting in a deviation between the number and the number of people, and he can no longer follow the plan I arranged."

Sister Harlem ate the apple and asked as she chewed, "Why?" ”。 He Shanbao took a sip of tea and said: "Because 8 people have become 7 people, the file bag is 8, the deduction method of the base and even numbers is different, it is difficult to calculate, and I have to stay in Pengcheng and wait for those two boys to come back, the people are not at the scene, I can't control the changes in the scene, one son is wrong, and the whole plate is full of instigation."

When Sun Xiaotong heard this, he thought to himself, you are really an old man, this can be counted by you, does this have anything to do with Shen in your previous life? So calculating? But is that Guo Dabao really that powerful? Even this can be calculated, so is the numerology of Uncle He more powerful or that Guo Dabao is more powerful?

Forget it, it doesn't matter, Sun Xiaotong looked at He Shanbao with an anxious face and asked, "Uncle He, since the matter has come to this, what should I do now?" You're not going to let me pass the exam." Uncle He smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will let you pass the assessment, but this training still has to continue, let me see how your cultivation is now."

When Sun Xiaotong heard this, she was immediately relieved, and when she just wanted to ask about the training content, He Shanbao said: "The training content is divided into 2 parts, and it just so happens that this aunt and grandmother are also there, and the first part of the training needs her cooperation." After He Shanbao finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Sister Haring, and Sister Haring replied: "Okay, what do you want me to do?" ”。

He Shanbao continued: "Xiaotong, Uncle He, I don't embarrass you, you use your skills to dodge or take the three punches of your aunt and grandmother, and you also have to take the necklace hanging around her neck, and when you seize the necklace, your aunt can't change hands, you can only dodge."

When Sister Haring heard this, she immediately sat up straight, looked at He Shanbao and said, "This training to grab the necklace is no problem, but if you want me to punch her three times, how much strength do you plan to let me use?" ”。 Sun Xiaotong also hurriedly said: "Yes, Sister Harlin, if she goes all out, I will become a meat puree!" ”。

He Shanbao said with a smile: "You can stop when you point to it, you can use 30% of your strength, so that your fist style will not hurt her." When Sister Haring heard this, she counted her fingers and thought to herself how much strength is this thirty percent? Then she looked at He Shanbao and said, "You stand up."

He Shanbao was slightly stunned, and before he could react, he was pulled up by Sister Haring, and let him grab the empty seats in the living room and dining room, and asked him to stand still, and said at the same time: "You stand here, I'll test it first." When He Shanbao heard this, he panicked a little, and hurriedly said: "No, no, I can't be stimulated at this age, it's too ..." Before he could speak, Sister Harlem looked at him with disdain, and her eyes seemed to be able to kill.

He Shanbao took a deep breath, and in desperation, he took out the 'Heaven Turning Seal', and summoned 9 dragon souls to wrap around his body, Sun Xiaotong saw that He Shanbao's body was scattered by 9 dragons like small snakes, and the curiosity in his heart was stimulated, and he walked over quickly and asked, "Uncle He, is this the 'Dragon Technique'?" Are these dragons real? ”。

He Shanbao stretched out his hand, a small dragon swam along his waist to his palm, Sun Xiaotong reached out to touch the little dragon, the little dragon made a few pleasant dragon roars, and it looked very cute. Uncle He said with a smile: "Only this is just the soul of the true dragon, and the other eight dragons are all condensed by the spiritual energy of the earth's leylines, and they have no form and no god."

Sister Haring walked over and said: "It turned out to be the 'four-clawed dragon clan', this species was extinct in the 'Earth Immortal Realm' when it was a long time ago, and now in the 'Earth Immortal Realm', there are only those winged flying dragons, but they are all descendants of this race, your little dragon is just the divine consciousness of the dragon clan." He Shanbao nodded and said: "Yes, the dragon soul that I did is just the divine consciousness of the dragon, if it wasn't for the nourishment of the earth's leyline aura, they would have dissipated long ago."

Sister Haring nodded and said, "Okay, then you stand still and don't move, don't worry that I won't hit your body." After speaking, Sister Haring motioned for Sun Xiaotong to hide behind her, and then He Shanbao let the soul of the true dragon return to where she should go, then straightened her waist and said, "Come on."

Sister Haring raised her right fist, took a deep breath, and threw a punch at He Shanbao! A strong fist wind suddenly appeared, blowing the saucer on the dining table behind He Shanbao and falling to the ground into pieces. He Shanbao kept his eyes closed when Sister Haring punched, he opened his eyes and looked at Sister Haring and asked, "This is Sancheng Strength?" ”。

Sister Haring shook her head and said: "This is not the strength of the 'power of the fairy bone'", He Shanbao heard this, goosebumps, he turned his head to look back, and found that the marble on his dining table, the marble 2 cm thick was cracked, it was terrible, even if he was in his heyday, he should be able to tie with this she-wolf, but now what is his situation, just an old man with injuries.

Sister Haring ignored He Shanbao, turned her head to look at Sun Xiaotong and said, "Come on, when it comes to you, I will beat you with thirty percent of my strength, you hurry up and prepare." Sister Haring gave Sun Xiaotong a look while speaking, Sun Xiaotong immediately understood Sister Haring's intentions, and immediately took out the 'Sparse Ordinary Dharma Protector Card' to summon the Dharma Protector King Kong, and then let one of the 'Dharma Protector King Kong' transform into a 'Heavenly General'. Then came to He Shanbao's location, He Shanbao's legs were a little weak, walked to the sofa and sat down, turned his head to look at Sun Xiaotong's first training.

After Sun Xiaotong stood still, he said to the general: "Stop Sister Haring's attack for me, you know." The 'Heavenly General' nodded, put the Guan knife on the ground, straightened his waist, and looked like a mighty man. Sister Haring looked sideways at the 'Heavenly General' and said with a smile: "You have this general, I don't think I need to release the water." Sun Xiaotong said with a hypocritical face: "Don't, you just release the water~."

He Shanbao shouted: "No, just punch according to the strength just now, you don't even use the 'fairy bone', what are you afraid of." He Shanbao's words were accepted by Sister Haring, and Sister Haring felt that it made sense, so let's punch according to the strength just now.

A punch was struck, the marble on the dining table at He Shanbao's house was shattered, Sun Xiaotong was unharmed, and when he threw the second punch, Sun Xiaotong changed the 'ground general' as a shield, and there was nothing to do, but the dining table was scattered, and the chairs were scattered. In the third punch, Sun Xiaotong changed to the 'imperial general', and as soon as the 'imperial general' appeared, he poured He Shanbao down to Lei, isn't this a hybrid version of the equipment of the PLA special forces and the armament of the US Navy SEAL fighters!? How could the generals recruited by the 'Sun Wu Dao Law Creation Chapter' become modern soldiers?

There is nothing wrong with the 'imperial general' giving Sun Xiaotong a shield, the interesting thing is that he actually conjured up a few sandbags, and then piled up a sandbag small trench, which is exactly the same height as Sun Xiaotong, Sun Xiaotong felt helpless about his approach, I really don't know why this 'imperial general' is so strange?

Sister Haring saw that this 'imperial general' had built a small trench out, and was immediately aroused by him, causing her to use the power of the 'fairy bone' with three percent of the strength when she threw the third punch, and Sun Xiaotong was also blown down by the fist wind and fell to the ground, fortunately, it was okay, but He Shanbao's restaurant and the wall where the kitchen was located suffered because of this. The 'Vasha porcelain' brand tiles on the floor were all cracked, and even the walls of the kitchen were shaken into bloom...

He Shanbao was stunned, the whole person seemed to be frightened, he cried and said, "Isn't this my own sin...". (To be continued.) )