Chapter 190: How to eat monkey brains?

Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, outside Sun Lingxiu's territory. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Ao Lei looked at the little monkey who fell to the ground, holding his arms and chirping.

Then he looked at the group of monkeys with swords and weapons raised in their hands, looking hostile.

"Master, it seems to be a bit of a trouble now......" she couldn't help but say with some concern.

"Third Senior Sister, you used too much force just now, these monkeys are just the ability of the little demon, and they can't withstand our blow."

Hearing this, Sha Sha on the side sneered: "Who let them take the fruit and throw it at me?" Naughty bears and monkeys have to be taught a good lesson and let them know the cruelty of this world! Don't think that if you hide in this place where birds don't, everything will be safe, the outside world is far more cruel than here! ”

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"Master, didn't you give the third senior sister a 'human flesh rice' yesterday?"

"Hmm...... It seems that she didn't eat it. Jiang Liu'er thought for a while, nodded and said, "I think the steps of detoxification have reached this stage, and they are almost over, so I asked Zhu Qingqing to cook a little more normal rice, but unfortunately she still didn't eat it and vomited it all." ”

“…… No wonder she's so irritable. ”

"It's like that for people who are addicted to drugs, but she's doing much better than before."

"Alas, Master is in a big trouble now, these little monkeys are the treasures of the female monkey, and they can't be hurt."

Zhu Qingqing, who was on the side, looked at the vigilant appearance of the monkeys around him, but he frowned and interrupted at this time.

"When I returned to Huaguo Mountain with her to learn art, there was a demon king who occupied the Water Curtain Cave and bullied these little monkeys all day long, whipping and laughing at the monkeys for fun, and even skinned them alive with cramps and took off the monkey brains as a supper. But without saying a word, the she-monkey beat the monster with three thousand sticks, and hung him outside the cave door, and at last skinned him alive, and fed his flesh to the beasts. ”

"Senior Sister used to ...... How did you do such a thing? Ao Lei gasped, as if she couldn't believe it.

"There's so much you haven't seen before, this is the real youkai." Zhu Qingqing glanced at her and sighed, "That female monkey is relatively kind, at least she won't take the initiative to provoke others, but if others provoke her, she will definitely not give up, and she will always ask for something." ”

"Then won't she be able to kill all of them in this life? It is said that there are many humans who like to eat monkey brains. ”

"Well, maybe...... In fact, the human way of eating is even more cruel, and it is said that they invented a way to eat it called 'live monkey top tofu', which seems to have been transmitted from a certain country in the west, and it is particularly popular. Specifically, they first made a round table, made a hole in the center of the round table, and then placed the captured monkey in a cage under the table, so that the monkey's head poked out and squeezed out of the hole. ”

Speaking of this, Zhu Qingqing deliberately didn't say anything to hang up the appetite of others.

"And then? Why don't you say it? ”

Sure enough, Ao Lei became curious, blinking and blinking, looking nervous.

Even Sha Sha on the side, although reluctant, came over and became an observer.

Even the little monkeys around unconsciously put down their weapons and pricked up their ears one by one.

was aroused by Zhu Qingqing's words, and his curiosity was aroused.

Although they have a hunch that what will happen next will not be a good thing.

"Let Master tell him, I told him."

Zhu Qingqing was smart and gave Jiang Liu'er the right to speak at this time.

Jiang Liu'er thought for a while, nodded and took over the conversation: "This way of eating monkey brains is indeed very cruel. Place a live monkey in the center of the table, let it show its head, and then when the meal is served, the waiter ...... The shopkeeper will use a small hammer to knock open the monkey's skull, revealing the steaming brain inside. After knocking open the skull, the diners can start eating, they will use a spoon to scoop out the monkey brain from the broken half of the skull, and then dip it in the ingredients placed next to it, if the taste is weak, they will also pour the hot clear oil prepared in advance, directly from the monkey's skull, and stir it with a spoon. At this time, the monkeys still have a breath, they will squeak and squeak, and there will be steaming flowers on their brains, and the diners can talk and laugh while tasting the fresh monkey brains - of course, before they can shave the hair on the top of the monkey's head, otherwise they will eat the hair when they eat. ”

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Everyone around them, after listening to Jiang Liu'er's words, shivered unconsciously.

Well, Ao Lei suddenly understood why the second senior sister would give the right to speak to the master just now.

Look, the little monkeys around, one after the other.

All of them fell to the ground with a "plop", staggering.

Yes, the story told by Master is so horrible that it makes the feet of these monkeys weak.

"You, you're miserable! Ah Chang, Ah Chang has gone back to report to the king! ”

There was a monkey around, and at this time he was bold, and he stood up and stammered.

This monkey was very strange, because he was wearing a shirt on his upper body, which looked like a new style of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, with a cartoon monkey printed on it, but he was wearing nothing underneath, and he was bare-assed—not only him, but the monkeys around him were dressed like him.

They either wore a blouse, a pair of pants, or nothing.

It is also a rare thing for monkeys to wear clothes, which reminds Jiang Liuer of the cartoons she saw in the dream world.

"Yes, the king will not let you go!"

"Arrest you all, eat human brains, human brains!"

"No, they seem to be monsters too, and they don't have brains."

"Then eat the meat, eat their meat! Drink their blood! ”

Seeing that a monkey was taking the lead, the other monkeys echoed the monkey's words just now.

Because they were frightened by Zhu Qingqing's statement, the weapons in the hands of these monkeys almost didn't hold them firmly.

"This is the intelligent creatures, the despicable species that slaughters the lower creatures!"

Sha Sha was indignant, and the "drug addiction" was committed again, saying that she was on the same level as them.

"Master, you scared them all." Ao Lei complained.

"Are all your clothes worn by the king for you?" Jiang Liu'er waved his hand and ignored Xiao Bailong's words, he was a little curious at this time, "These clothes look very bad, they don't match yours." ”

"Yes, our king is very powerful! She won't let you go! ”

"Wait to die, we're going to eat your human brain!"

"I heard that the taste of human brain is 10,000 times better than that of monkey brain!"

“…… How did I not know? Where did you hear that? ”

"Well, according to the Demon King of the Mixed World before, he still eats human flesh."

Unfortunately, the monkeys couldn't listen to him anymore.

They are now full of thoughts about eating human brains. (To be continued.) )