Chapter 85: You Really Want to Kill Me

The Ruyi koi, who claimed to be a little Ruru, was silent for a long, long time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Liu Busy, who kept the talking posture with the broken mobile phone in his ear, thought about it for a long time.

From the scorching sun to the sunset, from the sunset to the hazy night, from the hazy night to the stars, from the stars to the bright moon, Liu Xian has been sitting under the huge yellow cypress tree on the country road, and it is simply a sculpture that seems to have been sitting for thousands of years.

He seems to have thought a lot, and his mind is chaotic, there are all kinds of busyness in the secular world, all kinds of downfall in the secular world, all kinds of drifting in the secular world, all kinds of plausibility in the demon god world, all kinds of distortions and absurdities in the demon god world, and all kinds of weirdness and bizarre in the demon god world.

It's messy, it's bizarre, like a series of strange dreams that are plausible rather than unbelievable.

He didn't seem to think about anything, his mind was blank to the extreme, he didn't know where he was, he didn't know where his heart was, he seemed to be dreaming, he seemed to be in a daze, it didn't feel wonderful, but it wasn't uncomfortable.

It's like a hazy, hazy, trance, like a phantom, a half-dream, half-awake daydream.

There are not a few villagers who come and go, but basically they all ignore him who pretends to be deep and melancholy, and there are naturally people who know him, but they are limited to knowing, at most they are the kind that looks familiar and nods and greets them, and looks at his trance-like appearance, and naturally no one comes up to chirp with him.

If you lose your soul and don't keep your mind, it won't be a pie in the sky and you got five million out of thin air, it should be a broken love, right?

Or is it a cuckold, and the wife runs away with someone?

Lovelorn people can't afford to hurt, cuckolds can't afford to hurt people, let's go around the dots, don't go to block him, don't rub salt on the wounds.

Ruyi Koi thought that he would soon give the result of consideration, or he would discuss it with her and listen to her opinion, but he never thought that Liu Busy really thought about it himself, and sitting there was like an ass taking root, and he directly forgot about her outside the clouds.

Damn, he really treats himself as a green onion, the big guy who wants to learn Bodhi Taoism, come to a seven-day and seven-night sleepless sleepless, no food, no drink, no speech, and a flash of inspiration under the yellow cypress tree?

I am not afraid of starvation and thirst, mental breakdown, and death from overwork, nor am I afraid of really drilling the horns of the bull and making myself really mentally ill.

After being silent for a long time and enduring it for a long time, the Ruyi koi couldn't hold back in the end, and it was so sweet and greasy that it dripped. The voice with goosebumps all over his body asked, "Godfather, how are you thinking about it?" ”

Liu hurriedly shuddered, came back to his senses all of a sudden, blinked his eyes and twisted his neck, and moved his body again, his face was full of so-called trance, his eyes were full of confusion in the clouds, and the whole thing was a big bit of confusion.

"What's going on with that?"

Ruyi Koi gasped, feeling that he almost didn't pull over: "You, you, aren't you thinking about the two solutions I gave?" ”

"Oh, I forgot, I originally wanted to think about it carefully, but there were too many bad things that happened today, and I was tossed enough, and I fell asleep directly after this leisure, and I didn't have time to think about it."

The broken phone fell silent, and the silence became silence, so silent that there was not the slightest movement.

Liu Xian subconsciously took the broken phone in front of him and looked at it, if it weren't for the interface that still showed the conversation with Xiao Ruru, he would almost think that she had withdrawn it and crashed directly.

"Hey, Xiao Ruru, are you okay, why don't you speak?"

The broken phone was silent for a long time, and then the Ruyi koi was powerless, crying, tearless, and lifeless: "Say your sister, what else can you let me say?" Let you carefully consider the two solutions I proposed, but you gave me a long time of pretending to be deep and melancholy and posing, and when it was over, tell me that you were tired and fell asleep, and you didn't have time to think about it at all? ”

Ruyi Koi's voice suddenly rose, from a lifeless accusation of being weak and wanting to cry without tears, to a roar of anger and anger: "You are deliberately playing with me, ahh ”

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, be quiet, be quiet, take a deep breath, take a deep breath, life is so wonderful, and you're so grumpy, it's not good, it's really not good......"

Liu hurriedly turned on the comfort mode, and directly began to run the train with his mouth full: "Then, nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, the most important thing about being a person is to be happy, or, I'll give you something to eat?" ”

The Ruyi koi in the broken mobile phone choked heavily, almost choking to death: "Eat your sister, eat, you really want to play with me, you!" ”

"Don't worry about finding my sister? It was an eternal pain in my heart, and I couldn't touch it at will. ”

Liu Xian sighed slowly, and added slowly: "In your current state, you can't do it if you want me to play to death, even if you really want me to play so much, at least you have to wait for you to transform into a demon body, or you can directly open the spirit realm and let me go in and have a good time with your demon soul?" ”

"Well, I'm completely desperate for you, just your current ghost who doesn't want to make progress or seek progress, just your current insignificant and negligible spicy chicken cultivation, I want to transform the demon body is far away, open the spirit realm to face the high-end battle of the demon soul, you don't have to count on it in this life......"

The voice of the Ruyi koi fish was lowered, softened and softened, and it became a sluggish state of powerlessness, crying, tears, discouragement, and lifelessness.

"Don't be so presumptuous, you are a wishful koi who is satisfied with everything, although you can't take the initiative to use your magical powers to interfere with the process of this real main world, isn't there still me?"

Liu Xian comforted him disapprovingly, but as a result, the mood of the Ruyi Koi was even more sluggish: "Come on, you, if you are not such a wastewood, you will never be able to face life, you can't face reality, you can't give up the original world, I am a Ruyi Koi in the sky and on the earth, how can I be so aggrieved like now?" ”

"The situation is not as complicated as you say, and there is no need to think about it carefully, those two options are really useless."

Liu Xian smiled indifferently, and his smile was so light and light, it seemed that the world was collapsing and the world was apocalyptic, and he was completely fearless and indifferent.

"I know my situation, the adventure is sudden, the psychological construction is not enough, and I can't adapt to it for a while, and the solution is very simple......" (To be continued.) )