Chapter 915: Black Shop
Later, Sun Xiaoyou was stupid. ”
Mustard Head sighed, "It's all their parents' doing." ”
Yu Sheng frowned, "What kind of parents are these, pinning all their hopes on their children, but they are dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Festival for nothing." ”
The rest of my life is also a person who wants to be a parent, "I look down on these parents who are not dragons and phoenixes, but force their children to become dragons and phoenixes." ”
"When my daughter is born, I definitely don't want my son to become a dragon, but to become a phoenix. Yu Sheng said.
Several monsters echoed and praised Yu Sheng for being wise, accessible, and a good father.
Yu Sheng waved his hand, "Don't boast so much, I will be proud, my mother's former king of the Eastern Wilderness, that is the king of the dragon king, my daughter was born a dragon, of course you don't have to hope." ”
Mustard Head and Iron Head rolled their eyes together, and they thought of a lot of compliments just now.
"By the way," Iron Head remembered, "the pair of dog parents won't go up to the big bald electric man again, will they?"
"It's possible," said Mustard Head, "but don't worry, the boss's shoes are still hanging around the big bald head's neck." ”
Since beating the King of Thunder and Lightning, the two of them are no longer polite to the title of King of Thunder and Lightning.
Sure enough, after a while, an exclamation came from upstairs, "Phew, what a smell, it stinks." ”
At the same time, there is also the sound of the male monster inhaling violently and the voice of Sun Xiaoyou's "Sun Tzu Jixiang".
"They deserve it," Yu Sheng said, "and this pair of parents must be taught a good lesson." ”
As he spoke, he took an arrow, pulled the bow, and shot it in a certain direction.
It was just a playful shot of an arrow, with no target and no aim, like a child who has just gotten a bow and arrow, shooting aimlessly.
However, when the arrow hit the wall, it did not go in, but bounced back, hit the table, bounced onto the wooden ladder, bounced onto the wall opposite the wooden ladder, and then was bounced onto the wooden ladder, and one after another, it bounced upstairs and disappeared from their field of vision.
In the middle of this, Yu Sheng and a few monsters were all stunned, and only rushed forward after the arrows disappeared.
Before they could go up the stairs, they heard two screams, one in front of them and one in the back.
When they got there, they found that the arrow was inserted into the butt of the smoky yokai at a strange angle, and then into the butt of the male yokai.
"Shhh
"Nonsense, it's not witchcraft, I'm told you, I'm a marksman!" Yu Sheng said.
A few monsters looked incredulous.
They have seen a lot of marksmen, and they have worn Yang in a hundred steps, and they have never seen such a marksman.
They insisted that the rest of their lives had used some kind of sorcery.
At this time, after a burst of pain, the two monsters finally found the arrow on their buttocks.
"Who, who did it!" roared the smoky monster, and the loud beams of the room fell to ashes.
They looked back and saw the heads of the rest of their lives popping out of the stairs.
"Did you do it?"
The smoky youkai was furious and turned to come over, but pulled the arrow stuck in the buttocks, causing the male youkai to scream.
The smoky youkai wasn't comfortable either, after all, most of the shaft was stuck in her ass.
But at this time, anger had already replaced pain, and she pushed the male monster, pulled out the arrow directly, and then ran towards them for the rest of her life.
Seeing her menacing appearance, Yu Sheng panicked and threw the bow and arrow in his hand to the iron head.
The iron head also reacted quickly, and it was thrown to the mustard head in an instant, and the mustard head was not stupid, but was thrown to a real fool.
The fool refuses to admit that he is a fool and throws it to the crazy Xiong Da.
Xiong Da grabbed the bow and smirked as if he had gotten some kind of treasure.
"I strongly recommend that you give him the name of stupidity, I'm not stupid, I'm honest, honest. Said the fool.
No one paid any attention to him, and now the smoky monster was already in front of them.
"Who did that!" she yelled.
"That's how the lion roars in Hedong, right?" Yu Sheng thought to himself, and they all pointed to Xiong Da with the iron head.
Xiong Da hugged a bow and smirked "hehe".
"You immoral thing, dare to shoot me, I tell you, if you don't lose money today, you don't want to do this business!" said the smoky monster.
When Yu Sheng heard this, he hurriedly pushed Xiong Da out, "If you lose money, you can ask him for it, he is not from our inn." ”
"Nonsense, he's crazy, I'm stupid, we're a natural pair, he's my brother!"
Xiong Daruo was not crazy, he was probably moved to cry, and now only this brother is reluctant to give up on him.
"Well, you two lose money, lose money!" roared the smoky youkai.
Yu Sheng saw a few hints of cunning in her eyes, and it seemed that money had been tight lately, and this monster was ready to blackmail them.
It's a pity that her abacus failed, and as soon as the fool heard that she was going to lose money, he immediately took a step back and stayed away from the bear.
"I don't know him well, he's crazy, I'm stupid, we don't have the same way, we don't conspire with each other. The fool said very simply.
"Hey", everyone looked at him, this fool is really loyal to money, and selling his teammates is called a fast.
The smoky monster could only point at Xiong Da, "You, lose money!"
Xiong looked at her stupidly, "Who are you?"
"I'm your grandmother, tell you, it's useless to pretend to be crazy and stupid, lose money quickly. ”
The fool shuddered, "Why can a madman pretend to be a fool and a fool want to sell it?"
Yu Sheng squinted at him, what a fool.
Xiong Da asked again at this time, "Who is grandma?"
"Your grandmother is me. ”
"Who am I?"
"How the fuck do I know who you are!"
The smoky monster got impatient, and she turned around and yelled, "Are you dead?
The male monster is a man who is afraid of his wife, so he answered and pulled Sun Xiaodemon over.
After Sun Xiaodemon walked to the front, he knelt on the ground with a "poof", "Sun Tzu is auspicious." ”
"Who are you?"
"Sun Tzu is auspicious. ”
The smoky monster finally understood that this man was really a madman.
She could only turn the spearhead, "Which of you is the shopkeeper?"
Yu Sheng stood up helplessly.
"For the injuries I suffered in your inn, your inn will pay for it. The smoky monster said to the rest of his life with his hands on his hips.
The shaft of the arrow behind her shook and shook, which was very ridiculous.
"How much does it cost?"
"Otherwise, you won't want to open the inn!" said the smoky monster arrogantly.
Yu Sheng turned around and walked down, if these two were good people, maybe Yu Sheng would have promised to compensate, after all, it was his arrow that hit.
But now, "Why don't you two grab it?" said Yu Sheng unceremoniously.
"You, you..." The smoky monster chased down, and when the male monster saw this, he couldn't help but kowtow to Sun Xiaoyou.
"You don't give it, do you?" the smoky monster chased after Yu Sheng, seeing that he didn't take care of him, "Okay, you wait." ”
She led the male monster to the bottom of the steps at the door of the inn, scratched her hair, smeared a layer of mud on her face, and then sat on the ground and cried, "Everyone come to see, as soon as I go in, I will think about my ass, I will say a few words to him, and they will shoot through my ass with an arrow, and they will not pay for the medicine, the goddamn black shop, everyone open their eyes and see, don't come to this black shop!"