Chapter Thirty-Six: Helping Catch Ghosts
The girl dressed as this student is named Chen Jiamin, a graduate of this high school, and the boy who keeps playing high-altitude free fall sports and is referred to as 'jumping off the building' is named Wang Qiangxi, and she is a little couple and a student of this school. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info this young man is a well-known 'scholar' in this school, but unfortunately this 'scholar' also missed, this year's college entrance examination failed, people who are in a bad mood, naturally want to find some friends to come out and get together, spit out bitterness or something. But this kid was quite unlucky, and that night he followed a few classmates to a bar for a drink, and accidentally drank a cocktail with 'ingredients'. In a daze, he entered a state of excitement and almost madness.
That night, the kid stopped a taxi and came to the school, climbed through the school gate and entered the school, and the security guard at that time happened to go to the bathroom before the kid sneaked into the school. At that time, Chen Jiamin also went to the bar with them, and she helped stop the car, originally wanting to send this kid home, but Wang Qiangxi made a lot of noise in the car and wanted to come to school, and the taxi driver had no choice but to send them to school.
After Wang Qiangxi entered the school, he stumbled to the 5th floor and came to the door of his class, but unfortunately the door was locked and he couldn't get in. Chen Jiamin wanted to pull him back, but Wang Qiangxi's mental state was extremely abnormal, and he became this bear after coughing up medicine, and after making trouble upstairs for a while, the security guard found that there was a quarrel upstairs, and hurriedly ran up, and after learning the situation from Chen Jiamin's mouth, he wanted to go up and help bring Wang Qiangxi to the security room to calm him down.
As soon as the security guard wanted to go up, he was pushed to the ground by Wang Qiangxi, and the moment the old man fell to the ground, he just hit his head on the wall, and the person fainted. Immediately afterwards, Wang Qiangxi made an astonishing move, climbed the guardrail, sat on the railing and danced street dance, and shouted that there was a Thomas or something. This made Chen Jiamin break out in a cold sweat, and wanted to step forward to pull him back, but he didn't expect Wang Qiangxi to turn around, and this person fell downstairs. Chen Jiamin just grabbed his foot at that time, the girl didn't have much strength, and Wang Qiangxi didn't know whether he was playing 'bungee jumping' at that time, and he was still shaking his feet desperately, and at the same time asked why the rope of 'bungee jumping' was not elastic. After less than 10 seconds of stalemate, Wang Qiangxi and Chen Jiamin both fell from the building, and they died.
Chen Jiamin sat on the water pipe, crying and told the cause of his death, Sun Xiaotong looked at her and said: "You two are really not worth dying, you let go at the time, let this stupid fall to death, why do you want to put your life on the line, you say you are stupid."
"I said, can you say something good, this person is dead and still criticizes her like this, you have a little conscience," Liang Yifu looked at Sun Xiaotong and said dissatisfied. Then he turned to look at Sun Xiaotong and asked, "Sister, since you are dead if you don't die, why do you want to stay here?" Isn't it good to go directly to the underworld with Lao Lu?" Chen Jiamin cried and said: "Don't, the guy in white said that he could only take me alone, he said that Wang Qiangxi would have someone else's ghost send to pick him up, so he couldn't go together, in case, in case they took Wang Qiangxi to hell, then what should I do!" ”。
"Hehe, your idea is so funny, why don't you think about it, it's very likely that he doesn't have to go to hell, but you go, okay, don't grind, hurry up and go back with us, we have to catch other ghosts" Sun Xiaotong said coldly, without any pity. Qin Ide looked at Sun Xiaotong and asked suspiciously: "Can't you be gentle, why are you doing this?" I don't think Brother Lu can be mistaken, since this Wang Qiangxi is not under his control, he naturally can't control it."
"Cut, this matter is even more out of our control, do you know what time it is, now it's time to sleep, it's easy for me to follow you two in the middle of the night to do this with no income" Sun Xiaotong said dissatisfied.
Chen Jiamin heard their conversation, and hurriedly knelt in front of Liang Yifu, begging him to take Wang Qiangxi back to the underworld as well, it seems that this girl treats the three of them as ghosts. Liang Yifu looked helpless, looked at Qin Aide and said, "Senior brother, pack them up and take them back, Sun Xiaotong is right, we still have to catch the remaining two guys, there is no time."
After Qin Ide took a deep breath, he took out the 'Qiankun bag' given to him by Lu Qingfeng, opened the bag and faced Wang Qiangxi, whooshing~ sucked it into the bag, and then he aimed the mouth of the bag at Chen Jiamin and took her into the bag.
Sun Xiaotong put away the fishing line, frowned and said: "Hmph, I can't get used to this kind of stupid person who sacrifices his life for love, he is an irresponsible fool." After Qin Aide put away the 'Qiankun bag', he looked at Sun Xiaotong and said: "She is not sacrificing for love, but to save people, if it were you, there is a person who wants to jump off the building, won't you stop him."
After Sun Xiaotong shrugged his shoulders, he didn't answer, and said, "Let's go quickly." Liang Yifu walked up to Qin Ide and patted him on the shoulder at the same time and said: "You kid is stupid, is it useful for you to reason with her, it's nothing more than a quarrel, let's go." Qin Ed thought about it, is this the case, I don't feel it.
After leaving the school, Sun Xiaotong drove the car and continued to follow the paper crane on the road. The paper crane took them on the highway, and I don't know what the crane is used to drive the energy, Nima's car has driven to 114km/h, and the paper crane still maintains a distance of 3 to 5 meters from the car. In the car, Liang Yifu smiled happily, sat in the back seat and said excitedly: "Oh, God bless, I finally grabbed the gift bag." Qin Ide turned to look at Liang Yifu, who was sitting in the back seat, and asked, "Senior brother, isn't it just a game package, as for it?"
"Senior brother, you don't understand, I studied with Lao Wang in the morning, if you can grab this gift package seven days before the start of the service, you can save 648 yuan, and this gift package is only 1111 copies, you say I'm happy, I have to quickly ask Lao Wang if he grabbed it." After Liang Yifu finished speaking, he hurriedly clicked on WeChat and sent a message.
Qin Ide turned around, looked ahead, looked at the sparse parking lights on the road, Sun Xiaotong glanced at him, and said: "If this person jumps off the building, only he can save him, no one can help him, if he really wants to die, he will jump without hesitation, but most people who want to jump off the building are just trying to find some people to listen to him complain."
"But Wang Qiangxi is different, a young man under the age of 19 died like this, don't you think it's a pity? And that Chen Jiamin, alas..."Qin Ed said this with a regretful tone. Sun Xiaotong said calmly: "You 'coward', you have mediocre skills and a soft heart, this person is dead if he doesn't die, what else can he do, I can only hope that I can live with a different way of life in my next life."
"However, if he could have saved his life at that time, he wouldn't have died, neither of them would have died," Qin Ed said.
"Senior brother, it's not me talking about you, there is no if in this world, even if time goes back, there are still only three people present at the scene, and there will be no fourth person, you kid loves to be entangled in this kind of thing, listen to me, find a girl to fall in love, let love nourish you" Liang Yifu played with his mobile phone and said this at the same time.
Sun Xiaotong teased: "Can this coward find a girlfriend?" Qin Ide just wanted to refute, Liang Yifu hurriedly said: "Why can't you find a girlfriend, radish and cabbage have their own love, if you can't find it, junior brother, you will just make do with the one next to you." Sun Xiaotong retorted: "I don't want it, this kid is not the type I like."
The three of them were basically talking about finding a partner in the car, until the car stopped near a small urban village at the foot of a mountain, and their small talk stopped for a while. After the three of them got out of the car, they followed the paper crane to the door of a house, Liang Yifu looked at the small house and sighed: "Oh, this house is similar to my family's old house, and it makes people miss it when they look at it."
"I miss you ball, hurry up and find a way to get that ghost out," Sun Xiaotong said dissatisfiedly. Qin Ide thought about it, took out the 'Qiankun bag', shook it on the ground, and released Chen Jiamin. Chen Jiamin looked at Qin Aide suspiciously and asked, "Have you arrived at the underworld?" ”。 Qin Ed smiled and said: "No, that's the case, didn't there be two other ghosts with you last time who were taken away by the ghost in white, it's like this, now there is one in this house, we can't get in, can you help go in and bring him out." After hearing this, Chen Jiamin thought for a while and said, "Oh, I remember that there was an old man and an uncle last time, I went in to see which one."
After Chen Jiamin finished speaking, he turned around and floated into the house, Liang Yifu took out a cigarette and lit it, and also handed Qin Ide a cigarette, and said at the same time: "Senior brother, you are starting to have 30% of your senior brother and I are smart, very good, you must continue to play with me 'Masturbation', and the IQ 'Woo Woo' soars."
Qin Ed sweated in his heart, does this method have anything to do with IQ, does this IQ have anything to do with playing "League of Legends"? While the two of them were smoking, Sun Xiaotong asked: "I heard that the OL version of 'Monster Abuse' has been released, have you ever played it?" ”。 When Liang Yifu heard this, he asked with a shocked face: "Out?" Launched in China? I've played it, a hardcore game fan like me, I must have played god-level games like 'monster abuse', and I remember when I played the 2G and 3G versions back then, the sour feeling of being abused by all kinds of dragons is really exciting."
Sun Xiaotong was disdainful: "Why do you say so much, how about finding a heavenly ol to fight dragons together?" ”。 Liang Yifu hurriedly responded: "Okay." As soon as the words fell, Chen Jiamin floated out with an old grandfather's ghost, and when the old grandfather saw the three of them, his eyes fell on Qin Ide, floated over and clasped his hand, and said at the same time: "Lord Ghost, I beg you, let me finish my last words, I haven't been able to talk to the children for the time being, please be accommodating."
Qin Ide looked embarrassed, thinking to himself Why are you and Lao Lu grabbing my hands, and where do I look like a ghost? Qin Ide looked at the old man and said, "Okay, give you 20 minutes, you can write it quickly." After hearing this, the old man was a little embarrassed and said, "But I can't get a pen, I can't write." After hearing this, Sun Xiaotong looked at the old man and said, "What's so difficult about this, you find someone to attach to you, can't you borrow his body to write?" The old man looked at Sun Xiaotong with grateful eyes and said, "That's okay, but where can I find someone to possess me now?" ”。
Qin Ide and Sun Xiaotong pointed at Liang Yifu together, and Liang Yifu hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Eh, don't, why are you staring at me, junior brother, how can you say that I am also a senior brother, how can I do this hard work." As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Jiamin pushed the old man and bumped into Liang Yifu, and in this way, the old man successfully attached himself to Liang Yifu.
Since there was no pen and paper at the scene, Qin Ide had to go to the commissary at the entrance of the village to buy a pen, ask for a few pieces of scratch paper, and ask the old man to write his last words. After the old man wrote all his last words, Qin Ide stuffed the letter in the door. In this way, the second ghost was successfully caught.
On the way to catch the third ghost, Liang Yifu kept complaining, saying that Qin Ed and Sun Xiaotong were inhumane or something, and being possessed by a ghost would make him sick or something, and he now felt that the yang fire in his body was not vigorous or something. Because Liang Yifu was too verbose, Qin Ed took out a 'Three Clear Yang Gathering Talisman' and pasted it on Liang Yifu's mouth.
Liang Yifu took down the talisman on his mouth, put the talisman on his chest, and said at the same time: ", junior brother, you are not kind, what are you doing on my mouth, do you dislike me, your behavior is too much, I want to strongly criticize and educate you." Sun Xiaotong really couldn't stand his chatter, and said dissatisfiedly: "If you chirp endlessly, I'll throw you out of the car!" ”。 Liang Yifu stopped, laughed and said: "Isn't it just a little joke, please don't throw Weichen out of the car."
At 3:21 a.m., Paper Crane led them to a shopping plaza in the city center, Sun Xiaotong reluctantly parked the car in the parking lot, and after getting out of the car, he reached out to Qin Ide for money, Qin Ide asked suspiciously: "What are you doing, why do you want money?" ”。 Sun Xiaotong put on a reasonable posture and said: "The parking fee, 14 yuan an hour here, you must pay it." Qin Ide replied: "I'll give it to you when I go back, I won't run."
The three of them followed the paper crane and turned left and right across the two roads, Liang Yifu pouted and said, "I said where is this paper bird taking us?" I guess it's lost on its own." Qin Ed was a little sleepy now, and after yawning, he said, "I don't know, it doesn't matter, anyway, Brother Lu, the ghosts he is responsible for are all good people in life, so there is no need to fight... Ah, sleepy".
After walking for 3 minutes, the paper crane led them to a corridor between the two tall buildings, and then fell to the ground, turning into a puff of smoke and disappearing. Sun Xiaotong looked at the dark aisle and asked curiously: "The last ghost shouldn't have run away here, but why didn't this paper crane directly take us to the ghost and disappear?" ”。
"Why do you care so much, if you disappear, you will disappear, can't you just go in and find it" After Qin Ed finished speaking, he turned on the mobile phone lighting system and took the lead into this aisle, walking and walking, he suddenly stopped. Sun Xiaotong, who was following him, bumped into his back and asked dissatisfiedly, "Why did you stop?" ”。 Liang Yi was a little curious, bypassed Sun Xiaotong to the front, looked at it, and exclaimed: "Oh my mother, this, why are there so many dead cats and dead dogs here?" , and the parrot carcass".
When Sun Xiaotong heard this, he was very curious and squeezed to the front, squeezing Qin Ide to the back, seeing the dense animal carcasses on the ground, and the faint smell of blood wafting in the air. Sun Xiaotong just wanted to speak, but Liang Yifu hurriedly stopped in front of her and asked coldly in the aisle, "Who is it?" ”。
Qin Ed was originally puzzled by the animal corpses on the ground, thinking if there was some perverted animal killer who did it, whether this escaped ghost was attached to these animal corpses, but the question is, why did this good ghost attach to these corpses? Now hearing his senior brother's question, he hurriedly walked to the front and looked into the aisle, and found that there seemed to be a person in the depths of the aisle, holding something in his hand, squatting on the ground and chopping something, making a snap, snap, snap sound from time to time.
Qin Ide picked up his mobile phone and pointed at the person, and found that the person was facing away from them, Liang Yifu's question just now did not attract his attention, he was still squatting there, chopping things. Sun Xiaotong hurriedly pulled Qin Ide's arm with his hand, and whispered, "Eh, is the person in front of you a human or a ghost?" ”。
Qin Ed whispered back, "I don't know either." Liang Yifu turned his head slightly and whispered, "I'll go over and have a look." After speaking, he cautiously moved his steps forward, and walked towards the person from the ground covered with animal corpses, while Qin Ide and Sun Xiaotong stood in place and waited, at this moment, the three of them were nervous and did not dare to make any sound, for fear that something terrible would happen. Liang Yifu moved cautiously with cat steps, cautiously approached the person squatting on the ground, his hand touched his trouser pocket at the same time, and took out his mobile phone, he thought that this guy squatting on the ground attacked him, so he smashed him with his mobile phone; But he just took out his mobile phone and put it back, thinking that this is not good, his mobile phone is not a 'brick brand', and it can't be smashed.
When he came to a distance of half a meter from that guy, he asked vigilantly: "Eh, buddy, why don't you go home in the middle of the night." The one who was squatting on the ground heard someone talking, his body shook involuntarily, and he whispered back: "I'm busy, I can't go home."
Liang Yifu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, thinking to himself why this buddy's voice was so hoarse, he asked with a smile: "Why are you so busy, you can't do it tomorrow?" ”。
"Hehehe, no, if I don't kill them now, I won't be able to sleep well" The man who was squatting on the ground was still chopping something in his hand when he said this. Liang Yifu stretched his neck to look forward, but he still didn't see what he was doing, so he had to take two steps forward, this time he finally saw what this guy was doing, oops, Nima, he was splitting the corpse, this guy chopped off the limbs of the cat corpse and the dog corpse on the ground, and then disemboweled, dug out the internal organs, and carefully slice off the flesh of the torso. Liang Yifu also found that there were several black plastic bags next to this buddy, which were full of bright red animal meat, but he couldn't tell whether it was cat meat or dog meat. Liang Yifu has never seen a pig slaughtered when he is so old, and Nima is disgusted.
Liang Yifu endured his nausea and asked, "Dude, are you selling barbecue, are you preparing the ingredients for the morning market, right, hehehehe..." The man squatting on the ground replied: "No, I hate these cats and dogs the most, and I hate those parrots who learn to talk the most, they are noisy, and I can't even sleep, hehehe... And you! ”。 As soon as the words fell, he stood up violently, scaring Liang Yifu, the guy raised the kitchen knife in his hand, turned to stare at Liang Yifu and said, "And you, it's also noisy!" ”。
The buddy clenched the kitchen knife and slashed at Liang Yifu, Liang Yifu shouted 'wow', and he couldn't care about the animal carcasses on the ground, turned around and ran back, and shouted at the same time: "Senior brother!" Help! Murderer! ”。
Qin Ed and Sun Xiaotong heard Liang Yifu's cry for help, and were a little at a loss, how to deal with this murderous maniac, Sun Xiaotong ran backwards without saying a word, and said at the same time: "You resist first, I'll go to the police." Qin Ide sweated profusely in his heart, how can I top it, this is not a ghost! Nima is a living person, and when Liang Yifu was about to run in front of Qin Ide, he shouted again: "This guy is possessed by a ghost!" Do it! As soon as he finished saying this, he stepped on a bloody dog corpse and slipped to the ground. The kitchen knife of the demon-possessed eldest brother just slashed Liang Yifu's back, creating a straight blood mark.
At the moment when the eldest brother wanted to swing the knife again and slash at Liang Yifu who fell to the ground, Qin Ed rushed over, grabbed his hand holding the knife, and asked at the same time: "Senior brother!" Are you alright?" Liang Yifu lay on the ground full of blood and screamed: "It's okay, fart, I've been chopped!" Call it 'White Car'! ”。
When the possessed eldest brother heard this, he smiled and said, "I'll hack you gangsters to death!" Playing Nimabi's mahjong, and I have to stay up all night, I want to hack you social scum who have no public morality! ”。 Even if his hand was grabbed by Qin Ide, his strength still did not decrease, he pressed the sharp kitchen knife into Qin Ide's face, Qin Ide gritted his teeth and grabbed his hand and pushed it forward, and it was so deadlocked.
Liang Yifu endured the pain, got up from the ground, and didn't care about being covered in blood, he took out: "Kanshui Awakening Talisman", stuck it on the buddy's forehead, and then kicked his lower abdomen, kicking him to the ground. Qin Ide got out of trouble and kicked a few times at the buddy's right hand holding the knife, the buddy didn't seem to have a 'pain', he still held the kitchen knife tightly and didn't let go, just between the lightning and flint, the buddy grabbed Qin Aide's foot with his left hand, and was about to cut it when he raised the knife, Liang Yifu saw this, grabbed a cat corpse on the ground without saying a word, and smashed it towards the buddy's hand, stopping his movements.
"I'll let you pull it!" Liang Yifu saw that he had a successful move, and continued to grab the animal carcass and smash the buddy. Qin Ide's feet were still tightly grasped, unable to get out of trouble, he took out the talisman in his trouser pocket, looking for a talisman to deal with the living, when he turned over a talisman, he liked it greatly, took out the talisman, looked at Liang Yifu and said, "Senior brother, don't smash it."
Liang Yifu hurriedly stopped, and just as he wanted to ask, he saw Qin Aide squatting down with the talisman, pasting the talisman in his hand on the buddy's body, and shouting: "Fuqi!" ”。 A burst of lightning appeared, and the buddy and Qin Aide were electrocuted at the same time. The guy was numbed by the electricity, and let go of the hand that grabbed Qin Ide. Liang Yifu hurriedly stepped forward to pull Qin Ide away, patted his face and hurriedly asked, "Senior brother, junior brother, are you okay?" Why are you so stupid, this electricity can't be played around, don't school teachers often say that you should stay away from fire and water sources during the summer vacation, and there is also high-voltage electricity, why don't you listen to me, look at you now...", before Liang Yifu finished speaking, Qin Ed opened his eyes, coughed and said, "Senior brother, what kind of talisman did you post?" Why wasn't the ghost in him forced out? ”。