Yun Xiao and the man had a verbal fight, the content was boring, the words were vulgar, and the dogs didn't eat it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

More than an hour passed, and the guards outside the door only heard:

Neuropathy.

Ugly.

Neuropathy.

Ugly.

……

So repeatedly, life is worse than death.

Finally, the man in black who had been squatting on the side couldn't help but stepped forward and reminded the beautiful man: "Master, it's been more than an hour since we arrested her, Mu Hou Ye is afraid that he is going to find her, according to the slave's opinion, there is no need to talk so much nonsense with her, just do it." ”

The beautiful man was arguing with Yun Xiao, and when he heard this, his eyes lit up, and he suddenly realized: "Yes, what nonsense am I talking to her?" It would be nice to just kill her. Without her...... Mu Hanyan will be in my bag sooner or later! ”

Yun Xiao was stunned, she didn't expect this subordinate to be more ruthless than the master, and he would kill people if he didn't agree with him.

"Hey! Do you still have a little sympathy for this person, your master likes men in his brain, and you still connive at him and go crazy with him? It will be tolerated by the world! Yun Xiaoyi protested rhetorically.

The man in black showed a hideous smile on his face: "No matter what worldly vision the slave has, as long as it is what the master likes, the slave is dead, and he must fulfill the master's wish!" ”

Yun Xiao rolled her eyes, what was the fanaticism and obsession in the eyes of this man in black?

"Hey, isn't it okay for you two to have a deep relationship with master and servant like this?"

The beautiful man sneered, and his slender eyebrows and eyes were hooked into a thin slit: "Chu Yunxiao, I advise you to save some saliva and say your last words, after all, ...... It's easier for the master to pinch you to death than it is for an ant to pinch to death. ”

Yun Xiao looked at him very seriously, for a long, long time, resisted the urge to hit him headlong, and said in a good voice: "Okay, I promised you, go back and pack your things, I will send someone to carry you across the house with a sedan chair." ”

The beautiful man was stunned for a moment, "Huh? What do you mean? ”

Yun Xiao sighed and said earnestly: "I was moved by your true feelings, you are infatuated with my husband, and I am not an unreasonable person...... In this way, I will make decisions for him and take you as a concubine! What do you think? Happy, right? Don't thank me too much......"

"Poof! Hahahaha......" The man in black beside him and the guard outside the door laughed in unison.

The beautiful man's face turned black and blue, blue and black, and he jumped up and grabbed Yun Xiao's neck and roared, "I'll take you a big-headed ghost!" Master, how can I be a concubine with my noble status, you have a sick brain! Ah no, Lao Tzu is a man, how can he be a concubine! ”

The man in black next to him was about to fall down laughing, and the beautiful man kicked the man in black next to him, and said angrily: "Shut up for Lao Tzu!" Who laughs at Lao Tzu again and cut off his head!

Yun Xiao pursed her lips and disdainfully: "Cut!" How honorable...... It's not that you are and sent to the door by yourself, so what do you want to do if you don't want to be a concubine? After a pause, he suggested as if he had given a big concession: "It's a big deal to make you a flat wife, I can't give in anymore......"

"Ahhh You say it again! The beautiful man felt that he was going crazy, so he rushed over and decided to strangle Yun Xiao.

If this person doesn't give Mu Hanyan to him, forget it, he still has bad ideas, and when he opens his mouth, he is talking nonsense. He really couldn't understand what was so good about this kind of woman, how could Mu Hanyan fall in love with this kind of person!

What he doesn't know is that some people just have this ability, pull your IQ down to the same level as her, and then use their rich experience to defeat you, Yun Xiao is undoubtedly the best among them.

Although the beautiful man wants to be pressed by Mu Hanyan, he is actually an adult strong man, and his hand strength is not small, and Yun Xiao, who is pinching, rolls his eyes.

Yun Xiao is the kind of person who has no backbone at all, and he can't stand the slightest threat, so as soon as the beautiful man's hand was pinched up, Yun Xiao rolled her eyes and stuck out her tongue: "Ah, I'm dead." Then he closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

The beautiful man felt that he was going to explode: "Fall, why don't you pinch it." Pulling Yun Xiao's collar, he shouted: "Pretend to die!" Master, I didn't work hard at all, okay! ”

Yun Xiao secretly opened an eye: "But isn't this the effect you want?" You can do it without much effort, and it stands to reason that you should be very happy. ”

"I'm so happy!"

"Ah, young people nowadays, it's so hard to serve......"

"Ahh

The beautiful man suddenly didn't want to say a word to Yun Xiao again, grabbed his hair and ran away screaming, and chased out with the group of guards and the man in black, leaving Yun Xiao alone in the small black room.

Yun Xiao waited patiently for a while, and after making sure that the group of people would not come back, she slowly lowered her head to untie the rope on her hand.

Chu Yunxiao's teeth were very good, and she loosened the rope after a few bites, she twisted her wrist, broke free from the rope sleeve, and walked out directly with a swagger.

When I went out, I realized that this was just an abandoned city god temple on the outskirts of the city, and I raised my hand to stop a passing carriage, but I returned to Houfu in half an hour.

When Mu Hanyan rushed back to the house like crazy, Yun Xiao was squatting on the chair with her hair and gnawing bones, her claws and face were greasy, and only a pair of eyes vaguely showed that it was a person.

Mu Hanyan hugged the person into his arms, and the man in his twenties cried tears and snot: "Yunxiao! That's great! Are you alright...... I...... Woowoowoo......"

Yun Xiaoba smacked her mouth, threw the meat and bones to the side, raised her greasy paws and touched Mu Hanyan's head, and smoothed her hair: "Don't cry, don't cry, aren't I here?" Don't cry, don't cry. ”

The housekeeper, who was about to hand Yun Xiao a handkerchief, couldn't help twitching his eyes, and retreated silently.

Only Mu Hanyan and Yun Xiao were left in the room, and Mu Hanyan's tears soaked Yun Xiao's clothes: "I heard that when you were caught, my heart was about to jump out, if something happened to you, I don't want to live!" ”

Yun Xiao felt goosebumps pop up: "Hey, don't say such meaty things seriously." ”

This kind of Mu Hanyan has a strange sense of familiarity......

Mu Hanyan looked stubborn that I didn't listen to me and didn't listen: "You don't know how worried I was about you just now, it's all my fault, I didn't take care of you, and I let you go out alone...... I'm glad you're okay, otherwise I would never have forgiven myself! I've decided that I'll never let you out of my sight again! I'll take you with me wherever I go! ”

Yun Xiao gave a thumbs up: "Okay, tie me to the waistband of your pants as an errand." ”

Mu Hanyan didn't notice Yun Xiao's ridicule at all, lowered his head and untied the belt on his body very seriously, lifted his robe and wrapped Yun Xiao in it, and then tied the belt very seriously.

Then he smiled innocently: "It's on the hook." ”

Yunxiao: "......"