"This guest officer, there are no green onions, and it is okay to exchange it for other things. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Looking at Jiang Liu'er's contemplative appearance, the big yellow duck thought that he was obsessed with silver, but he was afraid of losing this business, so he hurriedly said, "Like rice, water fish, dried shrimp or something, you can also have watermelon skin." ”

"Ducks still eat watermelon rinds?" Ao Lei blinked, and said strangely.

The book doesn't say that, the book says that ducks eat small fish and shrimp, oh yes, the book also says that ducks don't eat green onions.

Of course, not eating green onions is not absolute, it is said that one of the four continents in Dongsheng Shenzhou, there is a kind of duck called "green onion duck", they are not happy without green onions, at least two green onions should be eaten at a meal, and when going out to play in the water, they should also hold a green onion in their mouths, so they have the name of "green onion duck".

I heard Zhu Qingqing say this, she said that she had eaten green onion duck, and the meat was very fragrant.

"Of course, the watermelon rind is delicious." The green onion duck, oh no, it was the big yellow duck who said in a nostalgic tone.

When he mentioned his watermelon rind, he couldn't help but think of the time when he didn't have psychic wisdom in the past.

At that time, he lived by a small river in the Yellow Wind Ridge, and there were many small animals living there, but because these animals were not enlightened, they often had to live a life of grabbing land and food with them.

Among them is a little hen, in order to raise newborn chicks, she snatches things more ruthlessly than anyone else.

Once, the big yellow duck found a piece of watermelon rind looking for food, which is very rare, and it is estimated that it was dropped by a passing demon after eating.

But when he was glad to bring the watermelon rind home and was ready to enjoy it, the little hen came and snatched the watermelon rind—its beak was so sharp and so hard that it pecked at his head and wings with pain.

He still remembers that incident vividly.

Since then, he has been trying to find another piece of watermelon skin to eat, but unfortunately the watermelon skin is not easy to find, so he has to chop up a piece of watermelon and eat the meat and seeds inside, and he did not have the ability to do so at that time.

If you can't find it, forget it, just take it as a thought, and that's how life goes by anyway.

Later, he didn't know what was going on, and he accidentally became psychic, which can be regarded as a happy event.

After all, you can finally eat watermelon rind.

But it was at that time that he heard-

The hen died a few days after that, having been eaten by a fox while going out foraging.

It's a pity, in fact, it's about to be psychic, and it can become a monster like him.

In the end, I don't know what happened to its children, so I guess it was eaten.

Alas, what a sad, nay, duck-making past.

"If you bring watermelon rinds, one piece can be exchanged for two oranges." The memories of the past passed in an instant, and the big yellow duck came back to his senses after a while, and after thinking about it, he added, "Two pieces of watermelon peel can be exchanged for five oranges, and three can be exchanged for nine, how about it, this price is very fair, right?" ”

After speaking, he showed a confident look, with an expression of "only watermelon peels have this discount".

Although in the eyes of Jiang Liu'er and a few people, this duck has the same expression.

"I'd love to buy your oranges, but I don't have watermelon peels." Jiang Liu'er said in an apologetic tone, "I'm sorry, I'm afraid this list can't be traded with you, I only have silver with me." ”

"Oh, that's it......" The big yellow duck suddenly lost his energy.

He picked up the green onion he had discarded again, put it in his mouth again, and no longer paid attention to the customers in front of him.

“……”

"Hey, I said, Master, why are you suddenly serious with him?" Zhu Qingqing, who was on the side, couldn't hold it back for a long time, and jumped out and shouted, "Why don't we slaughter this duck and treat it as today's dinner?" ”

As she spoke, she looked at the big yellow duck in front of her, and saliva quietly flowed from her mouth.

She has eaten green onion duck, and the meat of green onion duck is really fragrant, because they often eat green onions, so there is a smell of green onions in the meat.

Because the meat is so delicious, the green onion duck has been hunted year after year, and now there is not much left, it has become an endangered rare animal, there are many small countries that have set laws to prohibit hunting green onion duck, but this is useless, it is said that a green onion duck can be sold for a thousand taels of gold in Dongsheng Shenzhou.

Later, there was no way, in order to maintain the "ecological balance" of Dongsheng Shenzhou-this word seems to have been mentioned by the master, and that's what it meant anyway. In order to "protect" the food that is about to disappear like green onion duck, Hell has made a rule that whoever has done evil in his previous life will be punished for reincarnating as a green onion duck in the next life and being served a plate.

And the duck in front of me also likes to eat green onions, and if you cook it, maybe this duck is better than the green onion duck.

Well, Zhu Qingqing is not Sun Lingxiu and Little White Dragon, she was a wild boar before she was transformed, and she even ate human flesh, this monster who has not transformed into a shape, if you kill it, it will change back to its original form, even if you eat the master, you shouldn't blame it, right? It is said that he has eaten youkai before.

The more Zhu Qingqing thought about it, the more he felt greedy, and he couldn't help but change the nail rake and hold it in the palm of his hand.

She was originally a gluttonous monster, and she had robbed Jiang Liu'er of the ginseng fruit before, and the reason why she learned the chef's craft back then was actually to steal from the guards at the beginning, so that she could be the first to steal the food in the kitchen.

"Zhu Qingqing, what are you going to do?"

However, just as she wanted to wield a nail rake and kill the big yellow duck in front of her, the master's voice suddenly came from the side.

"Stop! Put down the nail rake, and do not kill innocents indiscriminately. Jiang Liu'er's words were unusually harsh.

“……”

"Master, they're monsters."

Zhu Qingqing pursed her lips, put down the nail rake in her hand, and said exactly the same words as Lingxiu before.

"No, they're not youkai." Jiang Liu'er shook her head again, exactly the same as she had answered Lingxiu before, "Didn't you see it?" This is a town, and the monsters here already have habits very similar to those of humans, so they are human, just like you. ”

“…… Forget it, Master, as long as you are happy. ”

Zhu Qingqing changed the nail rake back and sighed deeply.

It seems that today's "scallion duck soup" can't be drunk, it's a pity.

"Haha, sow, you also have today!" Lingxiu on the side suddenly gloated.

In the past, she was scolded by her master a lot, but now it is finally Zhu Qingqing's turn, which is really a great joy.

"Laugh, laugh at you she-monkey!" Zhu Qingqing glared at her.

As for the big yellow duck behind the stall, he was already scared stupid.

At this time, he seemed to remember the identities of the customers in front of him.

This is a monster with more than a few big demons, and it is far from something that a small demon like him can afford to provoke.

"Next time we bring watermelon rinds, we'll come to visit you." Before leaving, Jiang Liu'er said to him.

"Great, the Great Sage walks slowly."

The big yellow duck was just so scared that he couldn't possess his body, and he couldn't wait to stuff dozens of oranges and tell this guy that it was free.

It's a pity that the big demon or demon saint who has no hair, he resolutely refuses to accept it, saying that he must give watermelon skin and exchange things.

I really don't know what he's thinking, but fortunately he's a good monster, he's met a lot of evil demons from other places before, and he didn't want to exchange things for things, and he suffered a lot of losses at that time.

"Master, let's go, there's no point in staying here any longer."

After wandering around this town for a while, Lingxiu, who was still a little interested, gradually felt a little bored.

This town, said to be strange, is actually to replace humans with monsters to manage, see too much and that's it, she has seen the grand scene of the Tang Dynasty, this kind of remote countryside is far less interesting than those bustling cities.

Jiang Liu'er thought for a while, nodded and said, "Lingxiu, you take a look at your fiery eyes again, I want to go to the next town." ”

"What else?" Lingxiu pursed her lips.

Today, Master didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong, but he was actually interested in traveling here.

However, it is rare for Master to have this kind of emotion, which is quite rare.

Thinking so, Lingxiu once again flew into the air, her eyes wide.

After a while, she came down and pointed in the direction of Jiang Liu'er: "About ten miles away from here, there is also a town not far away, it seems to be more lively than here, if you want to see it, Master, go there." ”

"Okay." Jiang Liu'er nodded.

So they immediately set out and headed in the direction that Lingxiu had pointed.

After walking for a while, crossing a flat road, the group came to another town.

This town is indeed more lively than the previous one, and from a distance, it looks like a lot of youkai are sitting together.

I don't know if it's a rally or a speech, but there's an animal on the stage saying something loudly.

After taking a look, I realized that it was really a speech, and the animal that gave the speech was still their old acquaintance.

- I've seen it before, the Tiger Pioneer General who spit out a strange wind from his mouth and kidnapped Jiang Liu'er.

"Okay, it's really a narrow road!"

Lingxiu couldn't hold it back, so he immediately took out the golden hoop stick from his ear and wanted to step forward to fight the tiger.

However, Jiang Liu'er beside her immediately stretched out her hand to stop her actions: "Wait for now, don't be impulsive, let's see the situation." ”

“……”

I saw the Tiger Vanguard General standing on the table with his legs upright, holding a piece of white paper in his paws, and pretending to read what was written on it: "Article 250 of the Yellow Wind Law: It is forbidden to make loud noises in public, let alone defecate in the open, and the offender shall be sentenced to one month in prison and fined fifty pieces of fine bacon." ”

"Article 251 of the Law of the Yellow Wind: Every household shall pay taxes on time and shall not be in arrears, and the offender shall be fined three months in prison and a month of hard labor for digging coal and waiting for dispatch."

"Article 252 of the Yellow Wind Law: No rats shall be hunted, and the offender shall be sentenced to death, and the execution shall be carried out in one month! Oh yes, tigers can't do either, hunting tigers, violators are also the death penalty! ”

"General, this Yellow Wind King is undecided!" A subordinate next to him reminded.

The tiger glanced at him and waved his hand impatiently: "Don't worry, this little thing is not worth the Yellow Wind King, I can say yes...... By the way, add one more, if you encounter a tiger predator, you must not come forward to interfere, and the offender will be sentenced to 60 years! If you help the tiger hunt, you can be rewarded with two, no, three sausages. ”

……

PS: Well, ask for a referral ticket.

I found that there are a lot of big guys in Sanjiang, and the Sanjiang list can't go up at all, but the recommended votes are more realistic.