Chapter 37 New Tea for the Farmer
To tell the truth, before Master Cheap spoke up, neither I nor the old ghost thought about meddling in this matter. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
After all, in our opinion, although the Miao girl is ugly, as a man, she actually doesn't suffer.
Of course, this is just our thoughts, and no one has ever asked the man who has been so bewitched that he will accept it.
But my cheap master stepped forward at this time.
Although he is always talkative and likes to take advantage of a little verbal advantage, but at the critical time, the quality he showed made me, and the old ghost ashamed, and inexplicably, I was moved by the chivalrous spirit he showed.
Respecting every life choice is the way we want to practice.
"Tao" is love, love for the world.
Not possession.
Master was showing us the Tao of the South China Sea with her actions, but the girl only knew that we had ruined her good deeds, glared at the old man angrily, and then asked us who we were, what are we doing here?
The old ghost and I stood up with the master, and this woman was caught doing bad things, but she was still a little panicked, and she didn't come up and did it.
Since there is something to talk about, it is natural to talk about it, the master raised his eyebrows quite gracefully, and said lightly: "You are still young, can you ask your master to come out and speak?" ”
The face of the woman in Miao costume changed obviously, and she dragged the man next to her and asked vigilantly, "What are you going to do?" ”
The master smiled and said seriously: "Don't worry, we are not enemies, we are not nosy boring people, and third, we really have something to find your elders, so don't ...... you."
Before he finished speaking, the man who was pulled by the woman in Miao suddenly screamed: "Ah, what the hell is going on, why am I here?" ”
Dare to love him, only then came to his senses.
The woman in Miao costume was in a bad mood, and this woman screamed in a sissy manner, which immediately made her angry, and whispered at him: "What's your name, don't you see us talking?" Call it again, the old lady will kill you directly! ”
She said fiercely, and the man couldn't let go of her hand, so he scolded: "You stinky, take away your dirty hands, disgusting, take them away quickly......"
I frowned, the more I listened, the more wrong it became, and then the master also interjected, and said to the man, "Hey, little brother, this little beautiful girl likes you very much, and said that she wants to keep you here as her husband, do you agree?" If you agree, we'll make your decision, stay here, you see people and girls are pretty good......"
He smiled gloatingly, and I thought it would be a good thing for the man to say yes.
However, the man was obviously unwilling, and said angrily: "Let go of your shit, I don't want to, I, I don't like women at all!" ”
What the?
This time, it was the turn of the woman in the Miao costume to be stunned, turned around, and said to the man: "You are a man, you don't like women, so what do you like?" ”
The man scolded angrily: "I hate it, I like men, can you control it?" Is it wrong to like men, you psychopaths, why do you look down on us, you ......"
He scolded, we were speechless, and the woman in the Miao costume collapsed.
She emotionally pulled the man into her arms, sniffed the smell carefully, and then pushed it away, and scolded angrily: "Get out, get away for the old lady!" ”
This buddy, who didn't know if it was a real comrade or a fake comrade, scolded, staggered and ran away, and the woman in Miao was so angry that she squatted on the ground aggrievedly and cried loudly.
She cried aggrievedly, I wanted to comfort her, but I was afraid that she would pull me as the "lady of the village", so I didn't dare to speak.
Master is seventy or eighty, half buried in the soil, but he is not afraid, and comforted him, saying girl, don't worry, three-legged toads are hard to find in the world, two-legged men are everywhere, I read the news yesterday that there are more than 10 million singles in our country who can't find a wife, what are you anxious about?
He poured salt on the wound, and the woman in the Miao costume snorted at him angrily and continued to cry.
And at this time, the young man who walked away just now also came over and shouted at this side: "Sister, sister, why did that person leave, what the hell is going on?" I...... Wait, who are you? ”
The last sentence was to see us.
The cheap master is a master of adjusting the atmosphere, making jokes and gags, scolding the man just now, and the woman in Miao costume finally broke into tears and laughed, no longer sad, stood up, and looked at us for a while, I always felt that her eyes were hot, and subconsciously hid behind the old ghost.
She sneered and said that since he was here to find my father, then come here, he is at home.
The woman in the Miao costume didn't care about the man who fled in a hurry, but followed her brother and led us towards the place where the lights were lit in the distance.
I followed behind the master and the old ghost, and walked for a few minutes before I arrived at my destination, which was a stilted building in a mountain nest, very large, several times wider than what I had seen in the Miao village before, with a field in front of the house and a courtyard behind the house.
There seems to be no electricity here, and a few kerosene lamps are hung in front of and behind the house, and the wind is blowing, giving people a rather eerie feeling.
But when we got to the house and walked into the hall, we felt that the room was spotless and exceptionally clean.
There were a few Taishi chairs in the hall, which was a piece of furniture that was rarely seen in the Miao family, and the Miao woman asked us to sit down and let my brother beckon us for tea, while she went to the backyard to call my father over to entertain us.
The boy was quite sensible, and when we sat down, he made a new pot of tea and poured a cup for each of us.
I took a look at this tea, the tea leaves were thin, hanging in the water, and the aroma was tangy, and I couldn't help but want to pick it up.
And at this time, I saw the cheap master next to me blinking, but he was glaring at me, and then I remembered that we were not an ordinary person, and the hand holding the teacup was trembling and scattered all over the ground.
When the young man saw this, he said with some dissatisfaction: "Big brother, do you think our tea is not good?" ”
I smiled apologetically and said no, my hands were shaking.
He smiled and poured me another glass, stood in front of me, smiled and said, "Okay, I'll watch you drink, if your hands shake again, I can help pour it again......"
I was suddenly put on the fire by this young man, and I was a little overwhelmed, and at this time, a person came from the side and shouted at us: "I heard that Xiao Nier said that someone came to find me Liu Toutou, which way is your friend?" ”
The young man who was pestering me let go of me and shouted respectfully at the man, "Daddy." ”
This man looked as old as my cheap master, with a thin bamboo pole body, a huge head on top, and a blue-black turban on a hot day, and I really couldn't think of how he gave birth to two children under twenty.
This old Miao man, who called himself "Liu's big head", was very bold and walked forward, and the cheap master took us to get up and salute.
He is an old Jianghu, and there is a way to greet each other, after chatting a few words, everyone sat down again, and Liu's head, who was still enthusiastic and bold just now, suddenly became stiff, and said in a pinched tone: "Master Xu, between you and me, there is neither grudge nor friendship, then I am strange, you found Lao Miaozi and I here, what do you want to do?" ”
The cheap master didn't go around in circles, pointed at me, and said, "That's the case, my apprentice, I talked about a girlfriend before, and the two were very good, but later for some reasons, they broke up." That girl is from you, so I came over and asked, I don't know if you know Brother Liu? ”
Liu's eyes narrowed suddenly, looked at us for a long time, showed an expression of rejection thousands of miles away, and said: "I am just a farmer who is shaving in the field, I don't know anything---- dog, send off guests!" ”
The young dog came over to pick up people, and my master also stood up, leaned forward, and said word by word: "Brother Liu, your daughter can be tricky, why should you be humble?" ”
Attracting people?
Liu's head turned his head suddenly, and he shouted at the woman in Miao costume: "What have you done? ”
The woman in Miao costume was also very aggrieved, saying what could I do, but I didn't do anything.
Liu's eyes narrowed into a slit, knowing that his daughter had been caught, but he no longer concealed it, but stared at us and said, "Since you want to ask about things, then you have to follow the rules of our Miao family." ”
The cheap master gave it up and said naturally.
Liu pointed to the tea on the table, and said that the visitor is a guest, and we welcome it if it is a guest, but if you treat yourself as an outsider, don't blame us for not being particular.
I couldn't help it, saying that there is something wrong with your tea, how dare we......
The cheap master waved his hand and asked me not to speak, but to stare into the eyes of Liu's big head, and said If any of us drink this tea, you will tell us?
Liu's head nodded with a serious face.
I wonder why Master knows that there is something wrong with this tea, and still says this, is he going to drink it himself?
Does he have a way to solve the Gu?
Just as I was thinking nonsense, Master turned his head and said to me, "You, drink it?" ”
Nani?
Why me?
I was full of questions, but the master didn't give me time to think about it at all, glared at me, and said that if you want to drink, why is there so much nonsense?
The old ghost looked at me gloatingly, I hesitated, thinking that my master would never pit my apprentice, so I endured the fear in my heart, picked up the tea, and took a sip gently, but I didn't expect the master to be dissatisfied, glanced at me, and said that I had finished drinking.
I didn't dare to disobey, and after drinking it in one gulp, I felt uncomfortable all over, and at this time, the vigilant Liu head spoke: "Anyway, what is the name of the person you are looking for?" ”
I said Mi'er, Mi'er!
"What?" Liu's head, who was originally calm, showed a shocked expression on his face, subconsciously took two steps back, and shouted loudly: "You mean Mi'er?" ”