Qin Ed and Liang Yifu originally planned to pretend to be unconscious to lure Hebo out and then clean him up, but the two of them lay on the crystal floor for a while, and Hebo didn't wait for a big blue lobster that was about 3 meters high, about 6 meters long, and had two huge pincers. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Originally, Liang Yifu planned to sleep for a while, but he didn't expect a blue lobster to appear in the hall out of thin air, and the shrimp tail was just facing Liang Yifu's face, Liang Yifu originally closed his eyes, feeling that the light was a little wrong, opened his eyes and looked, turned his head to the left to look again, he exclaimed: "Ouch, I'll go!" ”。 He hurriedly stood up and shouted, "Senior brother, don't lie down, there's a monster!" it! ”。

When Qin Ed heard this shout, he hurriedly jumped up from the ground, and when he looked up, he could already see this behemoth beast, and there was really a huge creature, Qin Ed took a closer look, and hurriedly said, "This is a crab."

"Crab balls! This is a lobster, a big blue lobster, oh my god, when will I be able to eat such a big one..."Liang Yifu ran to the steps and sighed.

Seeing that the lobfish didn't react, Qin Ed took two steps back and looked at the big blue lobster carefully, the two tentacles on the lobster's head swept back and forth, and it seemed that he didn't notice the two of them, Qin Ed walked up the steps to Liang Yifu and said, "How did this guy appear?" ”。

Liang Yifu said: "How do I know, it suddenly came out like this, specially, that dead 'lobster ghost', he didn't come but got such a lobster out, by the way, can this blue lobster be eaten?" ”。

Qin Ide sweated on his forehead, stretched out his hand to wipe it and said, "Senior brother, aren't we thinking about eating now, shouldn't you think about whether you can slaughter it before you think about eating?" ”。 When Liang Yifu heard the words, he took out the 'Yin Yang Shuangheng Copper Coin Sword' and stuffed it into it, and said at the same time: "That's right, slaughter it first, and then think about how to cook it and eat it."

Regarding Liang Yifu's idea, Qin Ide said that he was very helpless, but since he was going to do it, he had to help. Qin Ed took out the 'Dark Gold Copper Coin Sword' that turned silver and walked down the steps, quietly came to one of the lobster's feet, gestured twice, and was about to start, but he didn't think that Liang Yifu didn't cooperate well with Qin Ide, and suddenly shot a 'flamethrow' at the lobster, directly hitting the lobster's back, the lobster was frightened, and quickly turned around to see who was attacking him, as soon as it turned around like this, Qin Ed was tragic, and was pushed to the ground by the lobster's tail.

After Qin Ed fell to the ground, he quickly turned over and stood up, and retreated to the side, fortunately Qin Ed ran fast, otherwise he would definitely be stepped on by the lobster's foot to get out of a hole.

The lobster found that the person who attacked him was Liang Yifu standing on the steps, and it swung its big pincers and stabbed it towards Liang Yifu, trying to clamp him. Liang Yifu ran away and ran towards the back of the throne, and then he used the 'flamethrow' to attack the lobster again.

After the lobster was attacked, there was no big problem, and climbed towards the steps, fortunately, the steps were relatively narrow, and the lobster could not climb to the top, so he could only bet his body on the steps and launch a pincer attack on Liang Yifu, but it had a short hand and did not hit the throne.

Liang Yifu was in a stalemate with the lobster, and shouted at the same time: "Senior brother! Do it, fix it! ”。 Qin Ide didn't have to wait for Liang Yifu to shout, he had already slipped to the tail of the lobster, and stabbed him with a sword, where it should be the buttocks, and he didn't know why, at this time, this 'Ugin Copper Coin Sword' became extremely sharp, and it actually stabbed into the lobster's ass with a sword.

Because the lobster has no voice, it can't shout, but its body shakes, and it knows that it feels pain, Qin Ed didn't have time to pull out the sword body, the lobster shook its tail hard, Qin Ed held the copper coin sword in his hand, and the whole person flew out and hit the pillar.

However, this action of the dragon made it even more sad, and it was affected by inertia, and the sword that was originally inserted in its ass cut a long hole in its tail, and at this time its tail fell off in half, and the blue sewage sprayed all over the ground, so disgusting.

Liang Yifu saw that his junior brother was so powerful, and he had to find a way to cut something down, with this mentality, Liang Yifu hurriedly stuffed the 'Thunder Breaking Demon Talisman' into the sword target, and shot out several 'thunder and lightning beams' towards the lobster who was about to attack his junior brother, one of which happened to hit the wound of the lobster's tail, the lobster shook and twitched on the ground again.

Qin Ed took the opportunity to stand up, holding the 'Dark Gold Copper Money Sword' and slashing horizontally towards the lobster's feet, with a few crisp sounds of 'bang bang bang', all the feet on the left side of the lobster were cut off, but the lobster did not give up resistance because of this, it used its remaining feet to move its body, stretched out the big pliers towards Qin Ide's waist, and clamped Qin Ide, fortunately, Qin Ed reacted quickly and used the 'Dark Gold Copper Money Sword' in time to resist the oncoming big pliers, otherwise it would have been sandwiched into two pieces by this lobster at this time.

Liang Yifu shouted: "Senior brother! I'm here to save you! ”。 Liang Yifu rushed towards the steps quickly, crawled along the lobster's body to the lobster's back, and the lobster saw that there was another person behind him, so he hurriedly turned in one direction, trying to get Liang Yifu down, and then it was useless.

Liang Yifu climbed on top of the lobster's head and shot a 'thunderbolt beam' into his eyes, exploding his eyes, splashing mucus, and the lobster shook again after being hurt, but the pincers still didn't let go of Qin Ide.

Liang Yifu succeeded in one blow, took advantage of the victory to pursue, and shot the lobster's other eye again, at this time the lobster became blind, but he increased the force of the pincers, wanting to clamp Qin Ide to his back; Qin Ide struggled to move his body, trying to pull out his body from the gap that the 'Dark Gold Copper Coin Sword' had opened for him, but fortunately, this 'Dark Gold Copper Coin Sword' was cast in one piece, which could withstand the pressure, and there was no bending until now.

After Liang Yifu blinded the lobster's eyes, he walked to the junction of the big pincers that clamped Qin Aide, took out a handful of talismans and pasted them on the lobster's arm to arrange three small talisman arrays, but it had no effect on it at all, this guy's shell was too hard, and even the small talisman array could not treat it with the slightest typhoid fever, and this guy seemed to be a living thing, not a ghost thing.

Seeing his junior brother struggling in the pliers, Liang Yifu shouted: "Senior brother, you hold on, I'll go over and bring a hammer." Qin Ide shouted: "Hurry up, I'm afraid that the copper coin sword will not be able to hold it anymore."

Liang Yifu jumped off the lobster's body and quickly ran to the armory to find the big hammer that he couldn't look down on, a bit similar to the one used on the construction site. Liang Yifu dragged the big hammer and ran back, just in time to see Qin Ed crawling out of the big pincers, he did not hesitate to raise the hammer and smashed one of the legs of the lobster that was still spinning in place, the lobster shook its body again and lay on the ground.

Qin Ide fell to the ground, rolled behind the pillar, temporarily retreated there to rest for a while, Liang Yifu in line with the principle that if he succeeded, he must get carried away, and raised the hammer weighing several pounds and smashed it on the other legs of the lobster, and then he threw the hammer on the ground and scolded: "I'm tired to death, who made this broken hammer, it's not a human being to be able to lift this thing...". As soon as the words fell, Liang Yifu's eyes widened, and he hurriedly retreated to the wall, because the lobster twisted his body vigorously and turned over, trying to crush Liang Yifu to death.

As soon as the lobster turned over, the 'Dark Gold Copper Coin Sword' that it was holding with its pliers just bounced out of its pincers, and fell towards Liang Yifu's position, just hitting his back, so painful that he scolded him for being unlucky, the lobster turned over and kept moving in place, and he didn't know what it was doing.

Liang Yifu picked up the 'Wujin Copper Coin Sword' that fell on the ground and ran to the joint position of the lobster's big pincers, and raised the sword to split, but he didn't expect that this sword was just a metal rod in his hand, not sharp at all, and Liang Yifu's hand was shocked and numb.

At this moment, Qin Ide ran over and asked, "Senior brother, what did you use to attack this guy just now?" How did he become lame? ”。 Liang Yifu threw the sword to Qin Aide and said at the same time: "Hammer, the hammer in the armory, hurry up, scrap its pliers."

Qin Ide took the 'Dark Gold Copper Money Sword', and simply removed the lobster's pincers, and the big lobster, which had no legs and no pliers, had become a prey to be slaughtered at this time, lying on the ground and writhing, lingering. And Qin Ide and his brothers don't have the strength or the heart to fight this guy anymore, they are really tired. The two of them pulled together a large tongs and went outside the palace, and built a bonfire outside, ready to cook lobster tongs for the second meal of the day.

Because the lobster is very strong, Qin Ide is responsible for breaking the shell; The 'Wujin Copper Coin Sword' left by this ancestor is now turned into a kitchen knife for cooking in Qin Ide's hands, use it to split the shell of the lobster tongs, and then carefully use a treasure knife found in the arsenal to cut the meat inside, at this time, the two brothers are so hungry that they can't care if the meat is poisonous, even if it is poisoned, they have to be a 'full ghost'.

Qin Aide carefully slice every piece of meat in the lobster tongs, and Liang Yifu lit a bonfire and began to roast lobster meat and cook lobster soup. I don't know if it's a sumptuous meal for breakfast or dinner, but I can't get enough to eat! Although there is a lot of meat in the tongs, which are twice as big as a person, they don't feel full after eating them, which makes Liang Yifu and Qin Aide both depressed and curious, why is this?

Qin Aide felt that it was unlikely that such a strange thing would happen, so he returned to the palace and pulled out another big tongs, concocted it in the same way, after the two brothers finished eating, they still didn't feel anything, Liang Yifu took a deep breath and scolded: "Sister! Although this meat is delicious, but you can't eat enough, what kind of lobster is this? 'Eat not fat brand'? ”。 Qin Ide thought for a moment and said, "Let's eat grass...".

"No, I really don't want to eat the weeds on the ground, let's eat it all, I don't believe that the meat on my body can't feed us" After Liang Yifu finished speaking, he stood up and walked towards the palace, just after taking two steps, he stopped and turned his head to look at Qin Aide and said, "Let's go, cook."

Qin Ide followed his senior brother back to the palace, and according to Liang Yifu's instructions, he began to disembowel the lobster that was not alive, cut out the meat inside, and then built a bonfire at the gate of the palace, and roasted the meat again.

After Liang Yifu ate the whole lobster, he cried bitterly and cried bitterly, Nima... Still can't eat enough, are you destined to build weeds here to eat for a lifetime!? Qin Ide walked out of the palace and said, "Senior brother, the lobster has this thing in its body, do you know what it is?" ”。 Liang Yifu turned his head to look at Qin Aide, looking at the piece that looked like maltose in his hand, it looked like it should be edible.

Liang Yifu took a deep breath, grabbed this piece of maltose-like stuff and stuffed it into his mouth, it tasted really similar to maltose, but it didn't taste good, it was a little sweet. Qin Ide stared at Liang Yifu with wide eyes, he really didn't dare to say his conjecture, and after he finished eating, Liang Yifu burped and said: "This thing is good, it can be eaten, by the way, is there any, which part of its body did you find, I don't remember that there is such a thing in the lobster's body."

Qin Ed said with an embarrassed face: "No, it's just such a piece, I found it on the side of the lobster's butt...".

"Shenma!?" Liang Yifu shouted this with a shocked face, Liang Yifu really wanted to spit out this strange thing that he had eaten in his stomach. However, at this moment, the ground shook like an earthquake, and Liang Yifu and Qin Ed hurriedly packed up and ran to the open space outside the palace and clinged to the ground, not daring to move.

Liang Yifu scolded: "Is there an earthquake? Or is it because I ate that!? You're sure it was found in the ass, so it's not 'poop'."

"I don't know, it shouldn't be..."Qin Ide's words broke Liang Yifu's heart. Lobster meat can't feed you, a little lobster 'poop' makes you a 'full ghost'; if you report to the underworld, other ghosts ask yourself, buddy, what's the last meal you eat? Are you embarrassed to say that it is the 'poop' of the blue lobster, and it is slightly sweet.

The ground shook violently, the sky began to crumble, and a pitch-black crack appeared, and then a strong suction force came from the sky, and nothing else was sucked up, but the two of them were sucked into the sky. The two let out a cry of terror and sucked into the endless darkness with the suction. Liang Yifu was frightened by the unknown thing he had just eaten, and shouted in the dark: "It's dead!" We're going to die this time! Aliens must be coming to catch us! it! Aliens are attacking Earth! ”。

Regarding Liang Yifu's uncalm and crazy state at this time, Qin Ide replied helplessly: "Yes, yes, aliens are coming...".

The two were pulled by this suction, returned to the place where they came at the beginning, returned to the shopping plaza, I don't know why, the suction stopped here, Qin Ed and Liang Yifu fell in the shopping plaza, the two of them didn't stand up, the ground began to shake slightly, Liang Yifu saw that he was back in this place, and he could realize his fortune again! Hurriedly said: "Senior brother, I think this place is about to collapse, we can go out, but it's rare to come back here now!" Hurry up and get to work! ”。

Qin Aide nodded, and Liang Yifu ran to the jewelry store to loot, like a devil entering the village; Qin Ed ran to the cigarette counter and picked up the cigarettes that had been packed in the shopping bag a long time ago, as well as a few bottles of the most expensive foreign wine.

After the two of them finished scraping, they ran to the ancient city and waited for the sky to crack, and after waiting for several minutes, a dark crack appeared in the sky, and the suction appeared again.

In desperation, the two of them had to give up the things in the shopping bag, and with endless regret, they were absorbed into the air and entered the darkness again, and after a long time, the two of them felt a light above their heads, and then they were pushed out by a force and returned to the real world again.

The two appeared out of thin air next to the sewer manhole cover on the sidewalk, and the two fell to the ground, looking very embarrassed. Qin Ide and Liang Yifu stood up and looked around, Liang Yifu pointed to the side and said, "There's a bus stop over there, hurry up and take a look." At this time, it was already more than 6 o'clock in the morning, and there were already people waiting for the bus to go to work.

Liang Yifu saw a big brother and hurriedly asked, "Dude, what time is it today?" ”。 The eldest brother looked at him stunned and said, "No. 26, what's wrong?" Are you going to work overtime at the company too? ”。 When Liang Yifu heard this, he was so moved that he cried, they came back, and their brothers and sisters finally ran out of that ghost place. The two brothers supported each other, so excited, the eldest brother looked at the two of them and thought they were fools, and hurriedly stood a few meters away to prevent the madman from attacking him.

After Liang Yifu calmed down, he opened the hanging bag and found that the bag of jewelry that was slowly contained in it was still there, but the pile of gold he had packed in the shopping bag was all gone, which made him want to cry again. But the crystal that cost me 6 grenades to blow up is still there, which can be regarded as a small compensation.

Liang Yifu took out a very small jade jade pendant from it, walked up to the buddy and said: "Dude, meeting is far away, you take this, thank you." Liang Yifu didn't care what the expression of that buddy was, and he didn't care if he took it or not, he left with Qin Ide after putting the things on the metal chair.

The two of them ran wildly all the way, celebrating their return to the normal reality of the world with such behavior, the sanitation workers who worked the road, and the scattered people on the road in the early morning, this feeling made them feel very relieved, because the apocalyptic loneliness was too difficult.

After they ran through the two streets, they suddenly stopped, and looked at the two of them with different expressions on the faces of the four familiar figures...

The person who came was Lu Qingfeng with a smile on his face, Zhao Yunyun with a calm face, Wang Xiaocui with a happy face and Sun Xiaotong with an unhappy face. Sun Xiaotong and Wang Xiaocui hurriedly ran towards Qin Ide, Wang Xiaocui She used a floating, the speed was faster than Sun Xiaotong, the same way, she immediately threw herself into Qin Ide's arms, without waiting for Wang Xiaocui to speak, Sun Xiaotong ran over and grabbed Qin Ide and hugged him into his arms, and said at the same time: "Eh, pay attention to the image, you are now a civil servant in the prefecture, how can you hug and hug in the street."

Wang Xiaocui hugged Qin Ide but refused to let go, and hurriedly said, "Hmph! Is there anyone who can see me, and what does it matter to you, it's between me and 'dear'...".

Qin Ed was so embarrassed that he hurriedly persuaded: "Calm down, calm down, don't quarrel, and don't keep hugging me, it's very cold, you know..."

"Did you hear it, I think you're cold, you want to fight with me for your next life!" Sun Xiaotong looked at Wang Xiaocui with a smug expression and said. When Wang Xiaocui heard this, she pursed her lips and hurriedly floated to Zhao Yunyun's side, took her hand and said affectionately: "Sister~ The slave family is going to reincarnate now, and then be a daughter-in-law for 'dear'."

Zhao Yunyun touched her forehead and said: "Sister, you are a ghost now, your term of office is 180 underworld years, you can't be reincarnated, even if your term of office is up, 60 years have passed in the world, and that kid will be seventy or eighty years old by then, I'm afraid that he will have lost his breath before you reach the age of 18." Zhao Yunyun's straightforward personality makes Wang Xiaocui very sad...

Liang Yifu walked over, looked at Lu Qingfeng and asked, "Hey~ I said why are you two here too?" ”。 Lu Qingfeng saluted slightly, and said with a smile: "We came to save you, but I didn't expect you to be sent here, how about it, is the lobster delicious?" ”。

As soon as Lu Qingfeng spoke, he heard a scream from Qin Aide's side, because Sun Xiaotong was conducting corporal punishment criticism and education on Qin Aide for having lobster meat to eat and not bringing a little back for her to eat. Seeing this, Wang Xiaocui hurriedly floated over and quarreled with Sun Xiaotong.

Liang Yifu sighed and said, "How do you know that we have eaten lobster, to be honest, the meat is very delicious, but we can't eat enough." Zhao Yunyun said: "Of course, you eat Jiang Xialong's 'Yuan Shen', it's strange if you can eat enough."

"Shenma!? That big blue lobster is Hebo's 'Genshin'!? Liang Yifu asked in disbelief. Lu Qingfeng nodded and said: "Yes, it is Hebo's 'Yuan Shen', he disappeared precisely because you ate his 'Ghost Gate', originally we were waiting for you to come out of the cemetery, but I didn't expect you to be sent here, let us look for it for a while."

When Liang Yifu heard this, he asked with a frightened face: "Old Lu... Don't scare me, the thing I ate is similar to maltose, it's his 'ghost door'? Not that lobster's 'poop'!? Am I going to die, or am I going to have some strange disease? ”。

Zhao Yunyun patted Liang Yifu's shoulder, shook her head, and then floated to Wang Xiaocui's side and said, "Xiaocui, it's time, come back next time, I'll take you to familiarize yourself with the work." Wang Xiaocui looked at Qin Ide reluctantly, and then kissed Qin Ide's lips very affectionately, so angry that Sun Xiaotong wanted to kill.

Zhao Yunyun took Wang Xiaocui and left first, but Liang Yifu was frightened, he looked at Lu Qingfeng with a frightened face, Lu Qingfeng smiled and said: "It's okay, but you should get some strength from Hebo, well, I don't know the specifics, I'll go back to the underworld to read the information now, and then I'll tell you." With that, he slipped away.

Liang Yifu was left standing in place thinking about whether there would be any big problems with him, and Qin Ide continued to be strictly controlled by Sun Xiaotong's wife, but they completely forgot where they were now, they were now located in the city next door to Jiangcheng, and the ancient soldiers fought for 'Jingzhou City'. (To be continued.) )