Chapter 157: There is a kind of person
Chapter 157 There is a kind of person
There are two kinds of people that Liu Lan hates in his life, one is a villain who smears others indiscriminately, and the other is a person who is full of morality and is extremely dirty in private. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Liu Lan checked the comments of the bad reviews on the Internet, and he didn't know if he didn't see it, and he was shocked when he saw it.
What kind of show is fake, what kind of show, and even, there are people who watch him unhappy and give bad reviews, and some people actually watch it fun and follow the trend to give bad reviews, who are these people?
However, it is certain that most of these people who write bad reviews are people that Liu Lan hates!
"Fight back, you have to fight back!" Liu Lan clenched his fists and said with a ruthless face, because he was too hard, the green tendons on Liu Lan's arms could be seen!
Of course, it is obviously unrealistic to fight back directly.
Liu Lan opened his Weibo and began to write counterattack content.
"There is a kind of person"! This is Liu Lan's title!
There is a kind of person who lacks calcium since he was a child, and he lacks love when he grows up, his grandmother doesn't hurt, and his uncle doesn't love him! There is a kind of person who owes pumping on the left side of the face, underkicking the right cheek, the donkey kicks when he sees the donkey, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it, and he is born with a cucumber, and he is undershot! The acquired walnut is underwhelming! The one who is a broken motorcycle for the rest of his life owes kicking!
It's almost a holiday, the festival pays attention to an atmosphere, the old man chats about juvenile madness, and simply makes a couplet, and everyone is optimistic.
Shanglian: The tree is shameless, and it will definitely die!
Downlink: People are shameless, the world is invincible!
Horizontal batch: People are invincible!
If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are cheap, they will be invincible!
Get out, give me a non-stop roll;
Get out, give me as far as your thoughts go;
Get out, always roll me as far as you can;
Lao Tzu's world does not allow you to appear, get out of my line of defense with your hypocrisy, no matter how good Chopin is, he can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!
Don't pretend, don't pretend, pretend to be struck by lightning, pretend to be bitten by a dog!
The sins of heaven are forgivable, but the sins of man cannot live!
If you are a flower, then the cow will not dare to poop again.
Although my heart is a little small, there is no shortage of it!
Although I have a good temper, it's not for nothing!
The only difference between a pig and a man is that a pig is always a pig, and a man is sometimes not a man.
Flowers have whooping red, and I am different from you because I am human!
For the above kind of people, I have a limerick poem to send.
The tip of the head and body are as white as silver, and there is not half a cent on the scale.
The eyes are on the buttocks, and they only recognize clothes and not people!
After writing it, Liu Lan only checked it a little, and then published it directly on his Weibo.
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Shencheng, Wang Xiaoxiao's house.
"Jingle bell, jingle bell!"
Wang Xiaoxiao picked up the phone and connected the phone: "Hey, Xiao Chen, I'm busy now, I'm not free, that's it!" ”
At this time, Wang Xiaoxiao was still doing the ultimate battle with a fan of the big adventure, only to see various symbols flashing on the computer screen, and the battle was not fierce.
But an anxious female voice came from the other end of the phone: "Sister Xiaoxiao, something big has happened, Liu Lan has started to talk again, you go to read his Weibo, it's lively!" ”
"What? Teacher Liu fired? I'll have to check it out! Wang Xiaoxiao was surprised.
Then, Wang Xiaoxiao chose a temporary truce and went straight to Liu Lan's Weibo.
I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.
I saw that there were thousands of messages under Liu Lan's Weibo, and looking at the publication time of this Weibo, it was only five minutes away!
Five minutes, a thousand messages, how hot must this be?
Then, Wang Xiaoxiao began to pay attention to the content of this message.
"Is there a kind of person?" Wang Xiaoxiao muttered to herself.
"Shanglian: The tree is shameless, and it will definitely die! Downlink: People are shameless, the world is invincible! Horizontal batch: People are invincible! Well, this couplet is well written, and it really deserves to be a top student, this couplet is really well written! ”
"The tip of the head and the body are as white as silver, and there is not half a cent of the scales. The eyes are on the buttocks, and they only recognize clothes and not people! This limerick poem is amazing, it's amazing! I don't know when it started, Wang Xiaoxiao's eyes were full of little stars.
"Haha, it's really worthy of Liu Luan, the level of this scolding has always been so high."
Subsequently, Wang Xiaoxiao began to read the messages under Weibo.
"Six-six-six, you must like it!"
"Support Teacher Liu Lan, this Weibo is not convinced!"
"The limerick is really well written, and it is really literate."
"The tree is shameless, it will surely die, people are shameless, the world is invincible, sure enough, God couplet!"
"The best thing is the horizontal batch, the people are invincible! Aha! ”
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Seeing these messages, Wang Xiaoxiao, who was originally in a bad mood, immediately felt comfortable!
Then, Wang Xiaoxiao directly rebroadcast Liu Lan's Weibo.
However, Wang Xiaoxiao still felt angry and transferred this Weibo to the guy who scolded her before.
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On the Internet, netizens also participated in the onlookers because of Liu Lan's sudden cannoning.
"Hahaha, this is Liu Lan's nature, people respect me for a foot, I respect people, if people bully me, I will pay it back tenfold!"
"Liu Lan is refreshing this time, but he can only fight for a while, you know, he has offended a lot of people this time, God knows if these people will be angry and keep hacking him!"
"Hmph, I just like Liu Lan's character, there is kindness to repay kindness, there is revenge, if you want to think about it so much upstairs, then you are not tired to death?"
"What I said upstairs is good, people live for a lifetime, isn't it just to have a good time? What do you care so much for? Support Liu Lan! ”
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was made by Liu Lan like this, and the war on the Internet was temporarily stopped, whether it was fans of "Where Are You Going, Dad" or fans of "Jungle Adventure", all of them focused on Liu Lan's Weibo.
"Damn, this Liu Lan is so hateful, he actually posted this kind of Weibo, this kind of scum should be put in prison and never released!" Countless black fans of Liu Lan shouted.
However, they can only shout like this, if they really want to let them go to Liu Lan's Weibo to start a war, they really don't dare!
Before, Liu Luan still existed with the power of one enemy and one hundred!
Besides, that's Liu Lan's own territory, many fans are gathered there, if he really goes to war, it is estimated that he will be sprayed by Liu Lan's fans.....
Don't you see a few stunned young people running to Liu Lan's Weibo to show off their might, and then being sprayed and fleeing?
However, not being able to scold Liu Lan on Weibo does not mean that he cannot be scolded on the Internet.
For a while, the Internet was full of scolding against Liu Lan, as if Liu Lan had become a heinous person.
Then, a new scolding war began.
It's just that the object of this scolding war has changed from "Where Are You Going, Dad" and "Jungle Adventure" to Liu Lan!
Hangzhou City.
Xu Jialiu looked at Liu Lan's Weibo, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"I knew he wouldn't just give up, but the power of this cannon is very strong! Swearing words come at your fingertips, and ordinary people really can't do this. However, aren't you really afraid of being hacked? (To be continued.) )