Hu Yawen pushed Lin Dong with his elbow: "Brother, you ...... Masturbating at home every day? ”

Xiao Qingyang felt that he was going to laugh and cry, he never knew that these two guys, who had always shown their faces, could be dirty like this. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lin Dong's face was very uneasy: "You are just masturbating at home every day!" ”

Hu Yawen admitted this fact very readily: "Yes, I don't have a girlfriend, isn't that it?" This made Xiao Qingyang smash his glasses again, but the matter was far from over. He never thought that the two of them were so tired when they were talking on paper, that he almost knelt down.

The following is a dialogue between these two places, where there is no discipline and no lower limit.

Hu Yawen sighed: "No, aren't you doing it yourself?" ”

Seeing that Hu Yawen had already admitted his inner history very happily, Lin Dong didn't hide it: "Of course it is, otherwise it's against masturbation?" ”

Hu Yawen almost fell: "Can you be a little more energetic?" "Nima, still masturbating.

Lin Dong felt that this topic could not continue at all. Yes, if it continues, the author's chapter is going to be blocked again, so it's really worth the loss!

He pouted inside: "If the ground is not cleaned up, it will be time for Zhao Dong to come out in a while, and we should see the rainbow!" ”

Rainbow? What the hell is this? Xiao Qingyang and Hu Yawen felt that they couldn't keep up with Lin Dong's train of thought, could it be that they were old? Outdated? Can't keep up with the times?

Looking at the completely confused appearance of the two of them, Lin Dong felt that he had found the field, and replied very vigorously: "Well, rainbow, the kind of many colors." ”

Color? Even buy Karma! The two finally understood, and Hu Yawen was speechless: "Nima, you all call me an old fox, I see that this person's heart and eyes are completely bent and eighteen!" ”

Xiao Qingyang effortlessly brought back his distant thoughts: "Give us the color?" Hmph, I didn't get rid of it! Who made them too intense! ”

The corners of Lin Dong's mouth twitched: "Okay, I misled you, these innocent documents were scattered to the ground after Li Jiang and I accidentally bumped into them." ...... with them The war has nothing to do with it. ”

Xiao Qingyang and Hu Yawen glanced at each other and decided not to talk about this topic anymore: "You say, how long will they last?" ”

Hu Yawen's discussion of staying power began again, but this time it was discussed with Xiao Qingyang.

Xiao Qingyang smiled evilly: "Judging from the time he called me to find the ointment last time, it is estimated that it will take two hours anyway." ”

Hu Yawen's eyes were about to bulge: "Damn, this is simply not something that people can do." He looked at Xiao Qingyang: "Share, how long do you have each time?" ”

Xiao Qingyang smiled proudly: "Hmph, I can make Cai Jiayi cry and beg for mercy every time, I think that's enough!" ”

Hu Yawen pursed his lips: "Virtue! ”

Xiao Qingyang was even more proud: "It's you single people who are crushing." ”

Lin Dong couldn't stand the conversation between the two of them, but Xiao Qingyang just said for two hours, he still listened to it, looked at the time, estimated that there were still more than ten minutes before the two of them were done, and then looked at the documents that were lying there quietly and lonely, feeling the passage of time, he still crawled over and picked up those documents one by one.

The other two people who didn't notice his behavior were still there and continued to brag about themselves, but after all, the single Wang couldn't compete with this kind of person who had a girlfriend, Xiao Qingyang's words knocked Hu Yawen down: "No matter how tired you say, you are still talking on paper, and people with no actual combat experience are not qualified to talk to me." Didn't our red grandfather teach us? What you haven't actually experienced is something that doesn't have a voice? ”

Hu Yawen touched his head: "That's not what you said, right?" ”

Xiao Qingyang said disdainfully: "It doesn't matter if he says that or not, it's right anyway." Huh? No, it's crooked! ”

Lin Dong, who was concentrating on picking up documents inside, unconsciously climbed to a distance of three meters from the door of Zhao Zheng's office, but obviously, there was still a piece of paper at the door waiting for his rescue, he looked at it blankly, is this going in or retreating? That's a real problem! Well, a tangled life!

Just as he figured it out and crawled over to reach out, the door suddenly opened. The tragic classmate Lin Dong bore the brunt of the tragedy, and appeared in front of Zhao Zheng defenselessly.

Zhao Zheng's deep voice made Lin Dong's scalp tingle: "What are you doing?" ”

Lin Dong scolded Xiao Qingyang in his heart, what about two hours? Isn't it only an hour, fifty-nine minutes and thirty-six seconds now? I complained that I shouldn't have thought so much just now, and I just went over and took it, and now it's not like that, that is, it's a matter of a few seconds, and Lin Dong, who regrets not being at the beginning, can't wait to slap himself twice.

He smiled at Zhao Zheng flatteringly: "Dong Zhao, this is the document that Secretary Qiao is still waiting for, right under your feet." ”

The two people who forgot to slip the number after hearing Zhao Zheng's voice, well, may also be the two who deliberately stayed here to see what was inside, glanced at each other, and quickly stood up: "Yes, it's urgent, let's all come up and wait!" "At this time, you can't leave your brother and brother alone, otherwise, it will be impossible to have such inside information next time to let yourself know earlier, let alone be a melon eater here.

Zhao Zheng glared at the two of them and said to Lin Dong, "Take it." After speaking, he closed the door tightly and walked to Li Jiang's office first.

When Li Jiang heard the movement outside, he couldn't wait to take a piece of tofu and hit the wall in shame, Nima, this group of people is so immoral, they actually hide at the door and peep, uh, it should be listening to the corner of the wall, it's too much! I don't know if my voice was heard by them just now? Although the sound insulation of this room is very good, she feels that no matter how good the sound insulation is, it can't stop the sound of what she just said, hmm......

The smell of heather flowers in the room made Li Jiang pick up the pillow on the sofa and cover his face tightly. Well, she didn't want to stay alone with Zhao Zheng in a room anymore, it was so dangerous, she felt like her waist was about to break.

Thinking of heather, Li Jiang thought of a joke circulating on the local Internet, saying that heather is the inheritance of life. Because the taste of that flower is very similar to what is inside, and Jiangcheng is a large row, 360 degrees without dead ends, almost every street is this kind of flower, where to go. Therefore, whenever the heather blooms, some people will say that Jiangcheng has begun to ripple, and the rhinitis for many years will be smoked in an instant, and the strong taste is really heartbreaking!

(To be continued.) )