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There are slight strangulation marks behind the base of the ear......

One is slightly whiter, the other is slightly darker, but the skin is not very rough......

Although the other party doesn't look like a person in the army, this makeup technique is too poor. I don't sweat on a hot day, and the foundation on my face is thick enough.

Wen Zhong sat in the rickety car crate, pulled a dog's tail grass in his hand, held it in his mouth, and touched the well-behaved little leprosy with one hand, smiling.

He just wanted to see what these two people wanted to do?

See how long they can endure!

"Fellow, how far is it from the station into the city?" Wen Zhong sat in the car and asked the two people sitting in front of him.

With the roar of the tricycle, the two people sitting in the front seat didn't seem to hear Wen Zhong's words, and drove forward.

"Fellow ......"

Wen Zhong held on to the railing of the car and stretched out his head to shout.

But he never thought that the other party was overly nervous, and the muscles of the whole body were obviously tightened, like a poisonous snake waiting for its prey, ready to attack at any time.

"Viper ......"

"Hey......

Wen Zhong deliberately smiled stupidly, deliberately lying in the ears of the two of them, and deliberately said it to each other.

The other party obviously didn't react too much, it seemed to be like a deaf person, looking at Wen Zhong who stretched out his head, it was inexplicable. In particular, one of the white and innocent young men looked about twenty-five or sixteen years old, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his expression was very funny.

The dark-skinned middle-aged man on the side looked at Wen Zhong and said loudly in dialect with his throat pulled his throat: "Fellow, my son is deaf and can't hear what you say, and he can't hear what you say." ”

Wen Zhong nodded when he heard this, and looked at the deaf man with a little pity.

Then he looked at the father who claimed to be the son of a deaf man again: "Black bear? ”

"What black bear?"

The middle-aged man didn't seem to understand what Wen Zhong meant, so he paused for a moment, then held on to the handle of the tricycle, shook his head and continued to drive forward.

In this regard, Wen Zhong smiled even more happily in his heart, and he was even more sure that these two people had ghosts.

Bang!

Wen Zhong deliberately slapped his hand on the guardrail of the tricycle, making a loud noise, and the other party responded to Wen Zhong with a big white eye, as if he was looking at an idiot.

It's really good to pretend!

Bang!

He slapped the guardrail again, making a loud noise.

The other party didn't pay attention to Wen Zhong at all, and went on like this along the way. Wen Zhong stood behind them like this, looking ahead, thinking in his heart: the other party is really a poisonous snake...... Except that he can use makeup and concealment techniques to such an extent, if others would have been exposed.

It's only been a long time since I've seen each other, and I've all grown up.

Wen Zhong sighed, and slapped the hand on the guardrail of the tricycle for the third time, but swept towards the poisonous snake sitting on the right side, and grabbed the straw hat worn by the other party.

The standard pot lid was exposed, and in the straw hat, there was a wig that had been caught.

Sure enough, he put on makeup and a wig.

But the other party showed a more innocent look and an aggrieved expression, so he turned his head to look at Wen Zhong, as if he didn't understand what Wen Zhong did, and then he was angry, and began to accuse Wen Zhong with a babbling mouth: "Ahh......h You...... Hey bullying...... Why......"

If you change to someone else, you must be confused.

But Wen Zhong was very confident, he had bullied someone's son, and the other party was still driving a tricycle so calmly.

It's so fake......

Just when the poisonous snake accused Wen Zhong, Wen Zhong spit out the chewed grass foam in his mouth, and the other party was suddenly confused, the poisonous snake couldn't help but be disgusted, and opened his mouth to scold: "it...... You don't have that......"

"Hahaha...... I don't believe it, and I can't cure you two little teases...... Continue to ...... with labor and management"

Wen Zhong took a small step backwards, dodging the viper's tricky attack, and followed with his other hand to block the black bear's surprise big fist.

To be honest, the strength of the black bear is quite strong, as the firepower of the team, if it weren't for the strong son who retired from the army with him, the black bear would not have had a chance to be a fireman.

However, it was all won by his own efforts.

With this punch, Wen Zhong blocked his arm numbness.

Now, the tricycle has been parked on the side of the road, and the black bear and the poisonous snake are clenching their fists with both hands, making a 'snap' sound, smiling evilly and preparing to besiege Wenzhong.

"Hey...... Boss, I heard you've packed up two people...... But those two are weak chickens, think about us, you have to beat us, hehe......"

The black bear the brunt of the attack, and after speaking, he waved his huge fist and pounced on Wen Zhong.

Don't look at the black bear's physique, it is not the strong physique of the strong son, he is lean but infinitely powerful, if the strong son fights him, there is no distinction between the middle and the uncle.

Wen Zhong dodged the black bear's fist with a grin, and then a sweeping leg forced the poisonous snake back, and quickly jumped out of the car, and the other side beckoned to the little leprosy: "Little leprosy, go bite him...... Bite his chick-off......"

The little leper had already bared his teeth and stared at the black bear and the poisonous snake, the black bear was not afraid of dogs, but this poisonous snake was afraid of dogs, and even more afraid of dogs attacking his crotch. When he heard Wen Zhong give such an order, he suddenly screamed: "Violation...... You don't play according to the routine......"

Before the words were finished, the people had already burrowed into the cornfield less than half a meter high and ran wildly.

The little leper got out of the car excitedly, barking and chasing the viper.

Suddenly there was a crying scream, Rao is like this, the little leper skin didn't catch up with the poisonous snake, it can be seen how scared this guy is.

Wen Zhong's understanding of these comrades-in-arms can be said to be better than their wives. If they don't have a wife, they know better than their girlfriends.

The story of poisonous snakes and dogs, if you really want to tell it, Wen Zhong can sit down and tell it for a long time.

Having dealt with the least threatening one, it's time to fight the black bear fairly. But Wen Zhong will not fight the black bear head-on, and if he really fights, he can't beat it. There is only running, and the flaw of the black bear is that it can't run Wenzhong.

The black bear was obviously a little stunned, then shook his head helplessly and began to chase Wen Zhong.

"There's a kind of don't you run......" shouted the black bear as he chased.

Wen Zhong didn't look back, and began to bend towards the cornfield: "There is a kind of catching up with Lao Tzu, and then say, it is as slow as a pig...... Don't talk about the people who have been brought by labor and management when you go out in the future......"

"Shame on ......"

Wen Zhong taunted the black bear while running wildly, and after a while, the two chased and ran, circled in a big circle in the cornfield, and returned to the original position of parking the tricycle.

Without saying a word, he started the tricycle directly, turned the head of the car, and ran wildly all the way to the road, Wen Zhong sat in the car, whistled, and beckoned the little leper back: "Bye-bye, big black bear......

The black bear chased for a long time, but just found out that he was tricked by Wen Zhong, and suddenly his black face turned red, and his feet kept chasing the fast-moving tricycle.

Wen Zhong, who was driving a tricycle, whistled proudly and hurried towards the place where the grasshoppers and sheep's hooves were tied before.

When Wen Zhong was just running away, he suddenly thought of a more brilliant way, which was to catch all of them, put them in the car body, and pull them all the way to the city.

This scene is spectacular when you think about it.

Looking back at the poisonous snake and the black bear who were still chasing back, both of them were about to gasp into dogs, and Wen Zhong was happy to see their abused appearance.

Soon, when they arrived at the grove where the two were tied before, Wen Zhong sat on the seat of the car and shouted at the top of his voice: "Within one minute, hurry up and climb out of that tree, otherwise the labor and management will leave you alone......"

The grasshoppers and sheep's hooves tied in the woods, how could they not hear Wen Zhong's words. The two of them just wondered, why did this boss go and come back? However, listening to the sound seemed to be the sound of a tricycle engine, the expressions on the faces of the two suddenly became wonderful.

A bit of schadenfreude, if it's true, then the viper and the black bear must have suffered too.

The two men struggled, first rubbing off the strip of cloth tied to their heads with their knees, and then spitting out the cloth ball. He began to rub the strip of cloth tied around his eyes, and then began to tear vigorously at the few laces that were tied around his body.

"Oops...... Sheep's trotters...... Why are you in a hurry, the boss is not your daughter-in-law, you tap ...... Don't you know how painful this shoelace is? The grasshopper's mouth screamed in pain.

When the sheep's hoof heard this, he didn't dare to struggle hard, and the most difficult struggle in front of him was the rope tied to his back with only his thumb, and the more he struggled, the tighter he struggled, the more painful he felt.

The two of them were also tied together by their shoelaces, let alone break free.

Wen Zhong once taught them that tying ropes is also an art and a kind of fun. Everywhere you are, the art of ropes is indispensable, from heaven to soft beds...... Rope is everywhere......

"Oops...... Don't move your legs, sheep's hoof......," the grasshopper howled again.

"Ah......hh Grasshopper, don't move your arm, I will be strangled in pain...... "This time it was the sheep's hooves that cried out in pain."

"Yo yo yo...... Tap ......

"Don't, don't...... I can't move my left hand......"

......

One minute, two minutes, three minutes......

Wen Zhong sat in the car, very satisfied with his rope art.

This is also the reason why Wen Zhong has been away for so long, and the grasshopper and sheep's hooves have not broken free...... It's not that they don't want to break free, it's that they don't dare to move at all......

When you move, it hurts and restrains the whole body......

Anyway, how can it be a little s-m flavor, Wen Zhong laughed more and more happily the more he listened. Comforting the little leper to be optimistic about the car, he pulled out the key by the way. Standing in the car, he waved to the black bear and the poisonous snake that were still running on the road in the distance......

Then, walk towards the woods.

"Ouch...... In this scene, I can't bear to look directly at ......" Wen Zhongxiao smiled, looking at the grasshoppers and sheep's hooves that were tied into twisted flowers by himself, and couldn't help laughing: "Are you short of candles?" ”

In the end, the sheep's hoof burst into tears......

Before, the grasshopper said that Wen Zhong was fine, but he didn't believe it, just now he heard a familiar voice, and thought it was his own dream. This time, when I really saw Wen Zhong, I stood in front of me, and I suddenly cried with pear blossoms and rain, and I was in an uproar......

"Woooooooooo......oo Brother Zhong, I finally saw you...... Woowoo woo ......"

The sound of crying is like that of a sheep......

"Ahem...... What's that, the sheep's hooves ......" Wen Zhong was embarrassed, not only himself, but everyone couldn't hear the sheep's hooves crying: "Xiao Guo, don't cry...... Am I fine? ”

hurriedly helped the sheep's hooves untie the rope, and then the sheep's hooves stretched out their arms and threw themselves at Wen Zhong, crying even more fiercely.