Chapter 61: Passing the Piano Test (2nd Shift)

It's also strange that the human race can't understand demon words, so when they see Tianxing's movements, they naturally have a lot of guesses in their hearts. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

One person said, "Eh, by the way, wasn't that dog already killed by the Everstar God with two punches?" Why didn't the god leave, squatting next to him and muttering, could it be that he was refining his soul? ”

Another said, "Ahhh You see, the dead dog is alive again! It's scary! Presumably, it was the long-star god who cast a spell on it to bring it back to life. ”

"What did you say the gods brought it to life?"

"I don't know, maybe I want to sacrifice it into an undead dog......"

"Undead Dogs? Is it the legendary vicious dog that has lost his mind like a demon and only knows how to bite people? It's horrible! ”

"Yes, don't say it, since this dog died and came back to life, I feel that its eyes are different, it has become bright, very sharp, and you see, its hair has become longer, its body has become larger, and its claws have become sharper, I don't know how many times more powerful than before!"

Sha Blade and Tianxing heard the whispers of everyone in the audience, raised their heads and stared at each other with big eyes, and looked at each other for a few seconds, before they came back to their senses, Sha Blade was silent, and turned his head to look at Tianxing with a blank face: "Hey, Tianxing, that, I, my eyes...... Has it really gotten sharper? ”

Tianxing held back a smile, his eyes purred several times, and then he coughed a few times, and said seriously: "Yes, it's so sharp, did you see the dead mouse next to you?" I was scared to death by your glare! ”

", I didn't believe you......" Sand Blade glanced at her and looked at her with a bitter face, "What now?" I'm treated as an undead dog by the Terrans......"

Tianxing couldn't hold back a laugh and patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, the Terrans are just talking like that, and after a while, they will find out that you don't look like ...... at all."

Hearing this, Sha Blade raised his head and looked at her expressionlessly: "Are you comforting me or are you comforting me?" ”

"Of course it's to comfort you!" Hearing this, Tianxing raised his hand innocently and said solemnly, "And you look at the honest appearance of my face, do you look like a demon who will harm people?" Don't wronged you, a demon. ”

Before he could finish speaking, there was another whisper of the Terran behind him.

"You see, the Long Star God muttered for a while, and then raised her hand, it seems that she is not only refining her soul, but also cursing those who don't listen to her."

Celestial Star and Sand Blade speak the language of the demon race, and the human race can't understand it.

"Who dares to be so bold as not even give the face of the gods? It is estimated that only the Eighth Elder has done this kind of thing......"

"Yes, to be honest, these eight elders are really old-fashioned and stern and don't know how to be flexible, you say that he is always so bent on doing his own thing, and he won't be able to observe words and feelings, maybe the Changxing God will get angry one day and curse him to become a big frog and stay in the field and eat mosquitoes for the rest of his life, wouldn't that be very ......miserable."

As a result, for a while, everyone's focus shifted to the eight elders who were standing stiffly below, with an innocent face.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him in unison, and some women hid their faces and snickered, the eighth elder shook his gray beard, raised his head with an aggrieved expression, and looked around suspiciously, quite isolated, and a little puzzled, but after all, he didn't say anything, only trembled and came to the high platform, found a chair and sat down.

Smelling the whispers behind her, Tianxing snickered a few times in her heart, she turned her head to look at Sha Blade, and had a plan: "Sha Blade, do me a favor." ”

Sand Blade looked puzzled: "What's the busy?" ”

Tianxing squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Hehe, just say a few words, and add some body movements." ”

“…… A few words? Body movements? What are you doing? Sha Blade looked at Tianxing with a smile on his face, and always felt a chill down his spine, "People...... People like, ...... you But I'm not interested at all......"

Hearing this, Tianxing almost fell, and when he got up, he roared, "Phew! Shar Pei! I'm even less interested in you! As she spoke, she glanced behind her, and then lowered her voice and said, "Seriously, you also saw it just now, I just finished playing a song, and they all cried miserably, I was a little bottomless in my heart, I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to try the piano, so after thinking about it, it would be better to be safe." ”

"How do you want to be safe?"

"It's safe. Oh, don't you ask, one word, to help or not to help? ”

"One word, can I still choose?"

“……”

"Seriously, do you want to help?"

Sha Blade thought for a while, sat down, and wagged his tail solemnly and looked at Tianxing: "Help! Help, help, help! How about helping you eat? ”

This stupid dog...... Tianxing scolded in his heart, and looked up at him: "Don't make trouble, I'm serious, I'll tell you, don't mess with me, I'll start a fire, and there will be no grass within a radius of ten miles, I!" I'm even beating myself! ”

"......" Sha Blade was silent for a long time, turning his head to stare at the sky star, "...... Are you sure? Then you're getting angry, I like to watch others beat themselves up the most. ”

"Get out." Tianxing dropped this sentence, squinted and looked at Sha Blade slyly, and saw Sha Blade looking at her with a strange expression, so he leaned over and touched his head, and sneered, "Oh, anyway, you can help me, I have my own measure, and I will never be fine, mighty little Shasha, you can help others with this one, okay?" I promise I'll buy you 800 sticks when I go out!" Ah no, a thousand! A thousand bones! Good no good? ”

Sand Blade lifted his wrinkled face and looked at her without blinking: "A thousand?!" Are you sure? Well, for the sake of your sincerity, I reluctantly agreed to you. ”

"Haha, that's great! It's a good friend who can stick a knife in my ribs! Tianxing stood up happily and said again, "You remember that when you say these words later, you must be louder, so that everyone present can hear them." ”

The Sandblade nodded suspiciously, and when Tianxing saw him agree, he smiled and bent down and said something in his ear.

At this time, the people in the audience gathered under the high platform, watching Tianxing first talk to a grass beside Sha Blade, and then Sha Blade woke up faintly, Tianxing began to mumble something to him, and his expression was dazed for a while, and he suddenly had some gossip.

Just as everyone looked at the Celestial Star and the Sand Blade in confusion, with a high-pitched scream, a round body flew out like a cannonball, and smashed impartially on the side of the chair where the Eighth Elder was resting, splashing smoke all the way.

I saw Tianxing standing aside indifferently, looking coldly at the sand blade that had fallen to the ground with convulsions, bleeding from his mouth and nose.

Sha Blade gasped with difficulty, raised his head, stretched out his claws, hugged the feet of the Eighth Elder, and said with tears in his eyes: "Long...... Old, 10 million...... Don't ...... Provoke ...... Long Star ...... Long Star ...... God ...... before he could finish speaking, he hung his head and fainted.

Hearing this, Tianxing nodded matter-of-factly, glanced at the Eighth Elder with a cold expression, and then spoke: "Hmph, that's, did you see this dog?" You'd better not mess with me, or you'll die just as badly as he did. ”

Sandblade buried his head in the dirt, and when he heard Tianxing's words, his whole body began to convulse again.

Tianxing's expression moved, he walked up and kicked his ass, and said softly in a demon language: "Laughing fart, be serious, be serious, don't goof." ”

......Seeing that the sand blade had stopped twitching, Tianxing lowered his eyes and looked at the Eighth Elder motionlessly.

I saw the Eighth Elder sitting on the chair, his body began to shake and tremble, and he trembled for a long time before he said, "God...... God...... What are the commands? ”

Tianxing scratched his head, glanced at him, and smiled softly: "I don't have any orders, I just want to ask, has this god passed the piano test?" If you pass it, it's fine, if you don't pass......" She took off the gourd on her head, made a weightlifting motion, and secretly observed the expression of the Eighth Elder while doing it, "Then I will come to the Elder's House tonight to ask the elders for advice, and listen to what the real qin rhyme is." ”

Hearing this, the Eighth Elder's face turned green with fright, he looked down at the sand blade that turned over at his feet, lay on the ground and stretched out his tongue, bleeding from his mouth and nose, and looked dead...... As early as when the gods were unconscious, I had already put together a list of those who passed...... Escalated to the second venue...... The gods are so contagious that they're on the list of those who passed......"

"Oh? Really? Hearing this, Tianxing was so excited that she wanted to jump, and after thinking about it, she still resisted the urge to jump up, shook her long sleeves, and said indifferently, "If you don't say it earlier, it's a waste of my feelings......" After speaking, she turned around and left, leaving the eighth elder sitting on the chair with a blank face, not knowing what to do.

Most of the women of the human race are knowledgeable, gentle and virtuous, where have they ever seen such a fierce one, seeing the stars showing their fierceness, these women were naturally all scared away, and the eight elders who were paralyzed on the chairs on the side and couldn't get up, were also in a trance under the signal of the heavenly stars, and staggered out of the land of poetry, and at the same time, he also secretly resolved in his heart that he would never come to invigilate the conference with gods in the future! His heart still hurts......

Seeing that everyone was out of the field, Tianxing walked over and said to the sand blade lying on the ground, "Hey, get up, the human race is gone." ”

"So fast?" Hearing this, Sha Blade raised his head, licked the "blood" on his paws, and squinted his eyes happily, "Ah, sweet and sour, this ketchup is so delicious~"

In this way, the competition in the land of the piano is completed. The remaining three items will only be taken tomorrow.