Chapter 82: Can't Refuse
The first page of the comic reads: The subheading in the upper left corner - 100,000 bad jokes. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info If it weren't for Ran Ran looking back and glancing, he wouldn't have seen the title.
The first depicts a man stuck in the head with a Japanese sword, leaving only the handle of the sword.
In the second picture, I saw a mother leading a little girl passing by, and the little girl pointed to the man and said, "Mom, look at that person, there is a knife in his head." Mom replied very vigilantly: That person is a strange person, don't point with your finger, he will come to you at night.
How to say it, at first glance, this is a typical black-and-white comic, the male protagonist is actually quite good, quite a bit of Super Sayan, and his hair and facial contours are a little handsome.
But that's it...... saw the male protagonist at the end of the second page, Ran Ran looked directly at the pee, what the hell is this matchbox man? Ran Ran even wondered if the author couldn't even draw a complete person. Or is it just to highlight that this is the effect of a funny comic, so I scribbled a few strokes like this. If this is the case, then Ranran thinks that the author has succeeded.
On the second page of the comic, with a pot-bellied matchbox man, it is a cuboid, and then the limbs are drawn, a circle is added as the head, and the two dots become eyes, and the "^" symbol is used as the tsundere's mouth shape, and the male protagonist says what he will fight for for the rest of his life - "It's decided! From now on, I'm going to draw a bad joke, and I'm going to call it 100,000. ”
After reading the first two pages, although the author drew the matchbox man a little sloppily, in general, the effect of making people laugh was still achieved. But this is just the beginning, therefore, Ran Ran has no way to immediately give this work any evaluation, let's continue to watch, so with some expectations, Ran Ran continued to watch.
Here's the official joke story. The first story: "The Female Snail and Fuxi", a long, long time ago, there were no human beings on the earth, and the earth at this time was barren, and there were two great gods living on such an earth, the female snail and Fuxi. But, even if it is a fairy, it will feel lonely, this day the female snail came to the door to find Fu Xi, the doorbell rang, Fu Xi just woke up, it turned out to be Nuwa's classmate, what is the matter with me. Nuwa squirmed and replied: That ...... Fu Xi...... Do you feel ...... Sure enough, the two of them will still feel a little bored, so ...... So let's make man together, shall we? Fu Xi chuckled, and then cried with joy: I'm not dreaming!! Nuwa's classmate, she actually !! But...... After that, Nuwa came over with a plate of clay and said how to make a man out of clay, first make a clay figure, and then blow a breath of fairy air. After hearing what Nuwa said, Fuxi's whole body was petrified and he could see cracks.
Ran Ran nodded when she saw this, although the painting style is simple and unsightly, but it still looks a little interesting. I continued to look at it.
While rubbing the mud ball with her hands, Nuwa explained: first make two archetypal feet for walking, and then make a body. Okay, done! Because he is a man, it is up to Fuxi to blow the fairy breath. - The familiar shape of this man made Fu Xi complain: I always feel that this shape is a little familiar, so it won't be dropped by river crabs? (That's clearly a chicken, a chicken!) Where are the men! And was complained by Fuxi, Nuwa immediately had muscles on her face: verbose to death, dare to have opinions, don't you men all have this virtue, your mind is full of that crotch. Fu Xi: It seems to be very philosophical, but I can't refute it. But then Fu Xi still wanted to say: How to say it, this look is really a little simpler, you see, at least add some hair. Nuwa: Done!! Fu Xi: Finish the egg! I put feathers on a chick and a chicken and it becomes more like a chick or a chicken!!
Fu Xi couldn't stand it anymore: You can do it to me. You see, I have a head, a face, and limbs, and I should be able to make a decent human being if I do that. Nuwa replied arrogantly: Okay, I know, it's troublesome! Nuwa: That's fine. (Mosaic) Fu Xi: It's even more unsightly! Under the blow of Fuxi, Nuwa: Sure enough, it still doesn't work. And Fu Xi saw that it was also a Japanese-style inner monologue: Could it be ...... Could it be that Nuwa's classmate is ...... Actually, you're not very good at art sculpture or something? Sure enough, that's true, she's done it hard, but I'm still criticizing her, I'm really bad! No, I have to comfort her.
Then Fu Xi said: That ...... Nuwa, you don't have to worry about the shape, no matter what Nuwa-chan makes, I will blow a good breath of fairy air on it, so please don't be discouraged, no matter what you do, I will support you. As soon as Fu Xi finished speaking, Nuwa: The woman is done! (A Sailor Moon drawn by the author is super good-looking, and the painting style is completely different from the previous stick figure appeared in front of Fu Xi's eyes) Fu Xi: Hey, you were playing with me just now, you were definitely playing with me.
On the manuscript paper, Ran Ran could still see Nuwa sticking out her tongue mischievously. This is really a charming character that you can't forget. It is...... This! That's too short, isn't it? That's it! Rely on it, rely on it!
Ran Ran was a little unsettled, and hurriedly went to see the contact information left by the author, and dialed the phone: Hey! Hello. While saying hello, Ran Ran also thought in her heart, although the painting is very simple, but it's fun to complain, and, although it is a little bit of color and color elements, but she has no author to contact, so whatever she says, she wants to leave this Roselle and cultivate it as a potential stock.
"Hey, hello, this is Bosom Friend Manke Editorial Department Ranran, is it Roselle?"
"I am."
Ran Ran was stunned, but she didn't expect that it was a female author, and it seemed to be very young.
"Hello, I'm Ranran."
"I know."
Nonsense, what Rococo is looking for is this kind of new editor who has no author resources in his hands, because this kind of editor, who has no resources in hand, will definitely praise her - Rococo is a scheming.
"I've read the manuscript you submitted, and I think it's pretty good, but it's just ......"
Suddenly speaking of this, it seemed that she realized something, and Ran Ran quickly removed the previous (but) again, because many old authors were scared away by her (but) before, "Our bosom friend comic thinks your work is not bad, but the work you sent this time is too short." ”
"I still have a little bit of manuscript in hand." It turned out to be this, Rococo didn't panic at all, she still had a gourd baby and Nezha.
But hearing Rococo say this, Ran Ran hesitated again, did she say that she wanted to send the other party's work back and revise it? Having said that, of course, you can improve the quality of the work, but if the other party doesn't want to change it, wouldn't it......
And then! Ran Ran said something against her will: "That's great, can you send more at once, maybe it can be published." ”
"Really?" Rococo was a little skeptical. Actually, I don't blame Rococo, after all, her painting style is not the same as the painting style of other authors of "Bosom Friend", and in addition, everyone is a six-panel color comic, why is it a full page in black and white to you.
Then, sure enough, Rococo didn't hear the exact answer, but was scolded and passed.
After talking on the phone, Ran Ran took the first draft sent by Rococo. "Ahhhh There's still no way to say 'no'. ”