Chapter 20 Funeral Fair
This crotch grabbing is still a bad problem of Ji Jida's previous life, although the bottom of Ji Jida is very clean in this life, but this habit of scratching the crotch of his pants has been maintained by Ji Jida, which makes the county magistrate Zhou, who is known for being a scoundrel, also sigh to himself!
County Magistrate Zhou wiped a few handfuls of sweat in embarrassment, and let Shui Lan drive away in the car that lacked two doors. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info this thousand-year-old tree spirit lady naturally followed Ji Jida to Ji Yuan, because she had already regarded Ji Jida as a friend.
The arrival of Miss Tree Spirit made Chen Chen very uncomfortable, originally Chen Chen hadn't taken Mrs. Ji Ji as a thing, because she couldn't completely erase Ji Jida's rogue image, and now there were competitors so quickly.
Miss Millennium Tree Spirit doesn't know what it is, not only can she move freely in broad daylight, but she can also be seen by ordinary people, and it is even a little stronger than Xiaohong Xiaogong's strength, which makes Ji Jida very curious, but because of the identity of this new friend, Ji Jida is not good at asking!
There are four attics on the third floor of Jiyuan small building, and these four attics are the Pavilion of Chrysanthemum, the Pavilion of Nanshan, the Pavilion of the West Chamber and the Pavilion of Listening to the Rain, they are currently chatting about tea in the Pavilion of Chrysanthemum.
"I heard them call you Brother Dajiji, I don't know what your real name is? By the way, my name is Man Dance! Miss Millennium Tree Spirits stuck out her tongue and introduced herself.
"Oh! Miss Man Dance, that's a nice name! Our boss's real name is Daihime! The horse's face greedily glanced at the rough waves of Man Dance.
"Don't listen to his! Man Dance Girl, my name is Ji Jida! Ji Ji introduced himself seriously.
Hahaha......
"Ji Ji Da, Da Ji Ji! It's no different, but it's a very special name! In the future, everyone will call me Man Wu or Xiao Wu, don't call me Miss Miss anymore, by the way, you don't call me Miss Millennium Tree Spirit! Man Wu pouted charmingly.
Ji Jida was shocked in his heart, this thousand-year-old tree spirit lady was thinking in her heart, how could this Man Dance know?
Well, maybe I was heard by the nearby flowers and plants when I was muttering to myself, could it be that these flowers and plants couldn't tell Man Wu? After Ji Ji thought of this ridiculous conclusion, he shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"Have chrysanthemum seeds been planted under that east fence?" Man Wu blinked her charming eyes.
"How do you know?" Ji Jida asked in real shock.
"That's not right, it's buried too deep, it's not good to sprout! There are also violets, gardenias, mandalas, rosemary, Dauri chinensis, rushes, and bone-piercing grass...... It's not right, it's not right! Man Wu pouted and pointed like a few treasures.
The three people and five ghosts here have all been shocked by Man Wu's profound knowledge of flowers and plants, the seeds of these flowers and plants were bought by Ji Jida with Chen Chen, and many names Ji Jida can't remember so many after seeing them, it seems that this Man Dance really knows these flowers and plants, and it should be a deep understanding of flowers and trees, so it will be so powerful.
This Man Wu casually took Chen Chen's place, and other people or ghosts, in terms of planting flowers and raising grass, all obeyed Man Wu's command with sincerity and convincing, except for Chen Chen, who was still a little unconvinced, not convinced by her knowledge of flowers and plants, but unconvinced that she snatched her big Ji Ji brother so easily.
No matter what Chen Chen thought, all the flowers and plants here will be taken care of by Man Wu, and in a few days, the buds will be all over the ground, and after a few months, there will be flowers here. And Chen Chen began to study cooking skills, and his plan to avoid his edge suddenly appeared.
During this period, Ji Ji was mostly busy making money, and half a year later, the two million covenant was like a big stone on Ji Jida's head, and the two million at that time was indeed an astronomical amount, you must know that the pork at that time was only a few cents a pound.
It's a pity that Ji Jida took Li Huanhuan and the five ghosts to go around the night to the countryside, and didn't find any money-making opportunities, half of this time has passed, and there are still three months to take out at least 500,000 first, but unfortunately Ji Jida has nothing on them except for the dark coin. And the matter of extortion and robbery, Ji Jida will only consider it as a last resort.
After tossing for three months, I didn't make any money, Ji Jida and Li Huanhuan took the five ghosts to enjoy the chrysanthemum in the chrysanthemum pavilion, the chrysanthemum under the east fence, according to the form, divided into multi-headed chrysanthemum, single chrysanthemum, Da Li chrysanthemum, cliff chrysanthemum, art chrysanthemum, desk chrysanthemum, according to the name to divide the ceremonial flower, mud gold incense, purple dragon lying snow, purple sand red frost, Yaotai jade phoenix, shame girl, Xiangshan young phoenix, etc., of course, these strange types and names, Ji Jida They are impossible to know so complete, this is all introduced by Man Dance.
Drinking chrysanthemum tea, admiring the chrysanthemums in the east fence, chanting the verses of "picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, leisurely appearing in Nanshan", in addition to the fly in the ointment that there is no Nanshan, it can be regarded as extremely poetic and picturesque, but Ji Jida has a very big question.
"Xiao Wu, thank you for taking care of it so well, but where did you earn the money to purchase the seeds of these precious chrysanthemums and plants? We've been working hard for months and haven't made any money! Ji Jida finally said the question in his heart.
"I didn't spend any money, and besides, I don't have any money. The seeds of these flowers and plants are all picked by myself, and the other is grafted and cultivated by myself! Man Wu pouted and said brightly.
"Oops, I'll go! I had a way to make money! Li Huanhuan patted his thigh.
"Old fat, why are you so surprised, if you have any ideas, just release them quickly, there are no outsiders here!" Ji Ji said with a wide roll of his eyes.
"Actually, this is still the credit of Man Wu, we can sell flowers, if these beautiful chrysanthemums are transplanted into flower pots and then sold, hehe!" Li Huanhuan suggested so.
This suggestion immediately won a heated discussion from everyone, saying that it is not only chrysanthemums, but also the beautiful grass, and there is something that can be made here, isn't this Chen Chen's cooking skills greatly improved, and he can also open a restaurant......
After such brainstorming, Ji Jida summed it up, at least for now, there can be three ways to make money, one is to sell flowers, one is to farm stays, and one is the most profitable, which is to open a funeral fair!
The flower farmhouse in front of it is a suggestion put forward by everyone, and this Ji Jida summed it up naturally as a matter of course, but in the back he mysteriously proposed to open a funeral fair, which is a bit shocking!
After this milestone conference, Ji Yuan underwent a drastic change, and the classic trio of Komiya, Yellow Widow and Horse Face was given to Man Wu, who not only planted flowers and vegetables to take care of housekeeping, but also had to sell flowers to make money.
Xiaohong and Fat Niu were assigned to Chen Chen, in addition to cooking and cleaning, they also had to shoulder the task of making money from the farmhouse, and the rest of the preparations for the funeral expo, Ji Jida found that he and Li Huanhuan were left.
This is a huge shortage of manpower!
In order to successfully hold this funeral fair, Ji Jida decided to recruit troops, of course, in view of the current financial constraints, it can only recruit ghosts, if you need to join the staff, you can only join those volunteers who do not want to be paid, this is an unavoidable thing.
That night, Ji Jida and Li Huanhuan went to the basement of the township government and made five more paper ghosts, although Ji Jida still had a paper ghost on his body, which was the first batch of paper ghosts to be made, and Ji Jida planned to keep it as a souvenir.
With the newly made five paper ghosts, Ji Jida and Li Huanhuan went to the old cemetery, the ghosts here after losing the wise leader of the Yellow Widow, some broken jars broke up, and now seeing Ji Jida and Li Huanhuan coming, they were a little more excited.
There are two criteria for the ghosts recruited by Ji Ji Da this time, one is an experienced old ghost, and the other is a young female ghost with a lively and cute wave, and anyone who has one of these two conditions will be the recruitment target of Ji Jida's priority selection.
After the strict screening of these two standards, the members of the new five ghosts were selected, Granny Meng, who is good at knowing the old things in the six townships and eighteen villages of the nearby three counties, the bewitching and coquettish twin sisters of Bayun Tuoyue, and two are Ji Jida's acquaintances, one is his own grandfather Ji Huaimin, and the other is Huang Cuiduo, the sister of Huang Cuihua, the yellow widow, in view of Ji Huaimin's own grandfather, so Ji Jida gave Ji Huaimin two possessed ghosts, one is a paper ghost, and the other is the mummy that has been cut off a lot of skin.
After all, in the group led by Ji Jida himself, there is still a lack of one who can do physical work, and his grandfather possessed the mummy, so he can take care of all the physical work of this group.
Now that Ji Yuan has the hard work of the members of these three groups, this great cause of making money has also begun to get on the right track, but with the current speed of making money, it is still impossible to earn 500,000 yuan in just three months.
Therefore, Ji Jida has great expectations for this funeral fair, and only when the road from Yecun to Yelai Township and the county seat is repaired, the farmhouse, and many flowers and vegetables can be transported out in a large number of times and conveniently.
Ji Jida listed the procedures to be run by the funeral fair, first of all, to find the township mayor for approval, and also to let the township financial support point be the best, at least to allocate a temporary venue for free, and Ji Jida also has a more daring idea, that is, to pull the township government into shares, the popularity attracted by the funeral fair, long-term use, that is, after the five-day funeral fair, the place will be established a funeral supplies wholesale market, after three years of tax exemption, It can be paid to the local tax in accordance with the regulations.
Because Ji Ji rescued the township chief's son, this somewhat taboo application, Township Chief Chen asked the government office to draft a feasible plan, and went through the motions at the township government meeting, and the matter was settled.
The next arrangement of the venue, with the magic power of grandpa's mummy, basically built in one night, after all, it is just a wooden frame, a wooden shed or something, details of things, the exhibitors will arrange their own.
Now the biggest problem in front of Ji Jida is how to promote this funeral fair, after all, this is not a festive product, Ji Jida also wanted to advertise in TV and newspapers, but unfortunately was rejected by people rolling their eyes. Ji Ji naturally doesn't want to use brute force, this media is not easy to mess with, and Ji Jida doesn't want to become notorious now.
And the reason why Township Chief Chen agreed to Ji Jida to hold this funeral expo is not only grateful to Ji Jida for saving his future and son, but also because this night to the township was originally rampant with funeral supplies, so it seems understandable to hold an expo here. It's just that the township finance really can't come up with money, and Township Chief Chen invested 1,000 yuan in his personal name, which can be regarded as solving Ji Jida's current urgent need, and the start of the three projects costs money, and Ji Ji is mostly poor and about to be robbed.
However, the address of this exhibition is a little poor, the funeral street of the night to the township is impossible to give to Ji Jida, there are too many merchants, the words of the township chief are not good, and Ji Jida does not want to do things that are angry now, so he had to choose a three bridges on the edge of the night to the township that is still convenient transportation, these three bridges are connected to five or six roads, which can be regarded as extending in all directions, as long as the three bridges are managed well, the land tax can be levied openly and openly after three years. Of course, the wooden sheds built by Ji Jida can be rented.