Chapter Eighty-Nine: Leisure Day On the eve of the Spring Festival

Qin Ide and Liang Yifu returned to their dormitories, Lao Wang was originally asleep, and the two brothers sat on the floor drinking the drink that Lao Wang bought in the afternoon, and I don't know why Lao Wang suddenly scolded: "Damn, who is frying stinky tofu in the middle of the night... Do you want to die of hunger? ”。 Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Info yelled and shouted that he woke up, turned his head and saw that Qin Ed and Liang Yifu were sitting on the ground and drinking without sleeping in the middle of the night, and he scolded: ", it turned out to be the two of you, where did you two get this stinky body back, hurry up and wash it, it stinks to death."

Liang Yifu looked at Lao Wang and was slightly stunned and asked, "What?" I didn't notice the smell." After speaking, he sniffed at himself, it did have a little taste, he put down his drink and rushed to the bathroom to take a shower without saying a word, Qin Ed was still sitting in place and dozing off. Lao Wang sat up and scolded him like this: "You should also hurry up and wash."

Qin Ed glanced at him and said, "I'll go later, it's too 'basic' for the two big men to take a bath together." Lao Wang grinned and said, "What are you afraid of, have you forgotten that Robert's kid didn't close the door when he took a bath?" ”。

", is this washing together the same thing as not closing the door?" Qin Ed scolded with a smile. Then Lao Wang walked to the table and took out a cigarette and lit it, and sat at the door to smoke, he did this to dispel the smell; After Liang Yifu finished washing, Qin Ide took his tired body and went to take a bath.

I don't know if Lao Wang minds or cares, he saw Liang Yifu come out after washing, and immediately leaned on him, sniffing him with his nose to see if there was still a smell on his body, Liang Yifu scolded: "As for it, you look like a dog." Lao Wang nodded and said, "Fortunately, my daughter-in-law asked me to bring shower gel over, and it really came in handy." Liang Yifu smiled bitterly and shook his head.

Lao Wang looked at him and asked, "By the way, where did you run in the middle of the night?" Why is our free air conditioner gone? ”。 Liang Yifu was slightly stunned and asked, "What free air conditioner?" ”。 Lao Wang said: "That's the ghost, follow Lao Qin."

Liang Yifu nodded and said, "Oh, she went to peek at other people taking a bath, it's strange, how do you know that there is a ghost following my junior brother?" ”。 When Lao Wang heard this, he was shocked and asked, "What!?" Going to see someone else taking a bath again? Is this a ghost fetish? They all love to peek at other people's baths." Liang Yifu shrugged his shoulders, Lao Wang's words do have some truth, yes, it's not strange that Zhao Wenlong likes to peek at girls taking a bath, men, they are all lustful, and they have caught a lot of perverts, but this Wang Xiaocui heard Sun Xiaotong say that she was going to take a bath just now, so she went over to watch her take a bath with an excited face, don't you say it's perverted.

Just when Liang Yifu was thinking about this question, Lao Wang said: "It's nothing, you see that Lao Qin has been carrying that black umbrella recently, it must be used to pretend to be a ghost, and you are really stupid to me, as long as you get close to Lao Qin, he is cold, and you didn't find that the air conditioning in our dormitory is very cold, you don't have to think about it to know that there is a ghost staying in the room."

Liang Yifu nodded, thinking that this old king had stayed with him for a long time, and his common sense of encountering ghosts had also improved a lot; After Qin Ed came out of the bath, the three of them gathered around and talked nonsense, this old king suddenly asked Liang Yifu to teach him some ghost hunting skills on a whim, Liang Yifu saw that Lao Wang was so enthusiastic and it was not easy to shirk, so he found a piece of paper and wrote down the mantra of cultivating mental power in the 'Sun Wu Dao Law Fu Chapter', so that Lao Wang could meditate and recite silently or something, and when he could make a piece of paper float in the palm of his hand, he could enter the next course.

After Liang Yifu explained this, he said seriously: "I have to charge for the next course." Lao Wang took the mantra and looked at it himself, and when he heard Liang Yifu's words, he said with a smile: "Who of us is talking to whom, and you are still talking to me about money, if I can make the paper float, I will call you, Master, are you embarrassed to talk to me about money", Liang Yifu smiled and said nothing. Sadly, Lao Wang practiced this mantra for decades and couldn't make the piece of paper float, and later when he had a party with Liang Yifu, he complained that the mantra Liang Yifu gave him was fake, and Liang Yifu had to show his hand in front of him, so that Lao Wang died, because magic is a thing, anyone can learn it, but whether you can pass the first level depends on whether God gives you face.

Talent is really half inherited by your parents, and God gives you half of it,' The main reason why the sect of Sun Wu Daofa is gradually withering and scarce is that the rules of the ancestor are not passed on to outsiders, and on the other hand, even if they are their own children, they have not been able to cultivate spiritual power, that is, mental power, and mental power is more difficult to cultivate than internal qi, and I don't know why Master Zu wanted to practice these two methods in reverse, so that the difficult ones become beginners, and the easy ones become advanced, which can only be asked by the old man.

After the two brothers and Lao Wang explained what they had just gone out to hunt ghosts, they talked for more than half an hour, but they still didn't wait for Sun Xiaotong to come back, at this time, Wang Xiaocui came in from the door, and found the three of them sitting on the ground chatting, and said with a depressed face: "She said she was sleepy, she wanted to sleep, and she would talk again tomorrow morning."

Qin Aide, who was already sleepy, heard this, and immediately fell to the ground and fell asleep... Liang Yifu looked at his junior brother like this, and scolded with a smile: "Eh, are you so sleepy, hurry back to bed and sleep." Lao Wang smiled: "Forget it, he can sleep wherever he likes, sleep and sleep." After speaking, Lao Wang went back to his bed and went to sleep.

After the three of them fell asleep, Wang Xiaocui showed a very bright smile on her face, why, because Qin Ide didn't go back to his bed to sleep, which made Wang Xiaocui, who had been holding back the desire in her heart for many days, immediately surged, floated to Qin Ide's side, and immediately pounced on her and had a ghost love affair with him...'What'.

The next morning, there was Lao Wang's scolding in the dormitory, why, because Qin Ide was lying naked on the ground and sleeping like a dead man, he shouted, Liang Yifu was frightened by him, and quickly sat up, and looked at the ground, and found that Wang Xiaocui, a female pervert, was lying on his junior brother's body and sleeping so much, and his junior brother, ouch, I'll go.

Liang Yifu hurriedly took out the 'Genshan Yin Talisman' and rubbed it back and forth on his hand, and then came to his side Wang Xiaocui and grabbed her, and scolded in a low voice: "I said eldest sister, what are you doing to my junior brother again?" ”。 Wang Xiaocui said with a shy face: "What else can I do, the slave family was so happy last night...".

Liang Yifu sweated profusely in his heart and asked, "So happy?" Why is there no movement? ”。 Wang Xiaocui gently pushed Liang Yifu away, put on a very shy appearance and said, "How can you hear it, the slave family brought my dear to the boudoir to spend the Spring Festival together." As soon as he finished speaking, Lao Wang opened his mouth and scolded: ", you are that ghost, hey, I'll go, my family's old Qin's innocence has been ruined by you, if Sun Xiaotong knows, you can't kill our old Qin."

Liang Yifu immediately turned his head to look at Lao Wang and said, "How can you kid see ghosts?" ”。 Lao Wang pointed to the talisman on the table and said, "I took it on your table, I recognize what that kind of ghost-seeing talisman looks like." Liang Yifu thought to himself when he heard this, there is no reason, you have no mental power and no internal qi, this talisman is also a piece of broken paper for you, and then he remembered that when he fought with the monster last night, he took out a stack of talismans and injected internal qi, and then stuffed it back into his pocket without using it.

Wang Xiaocui looked at Lao Wang and said with a dissatisfied face: "What~ The slave family has long been on good terms with dear, and yes, how can you help outsiders talk about your own family, the slave family is also surnamed Wang, and it may have been a family hundreds of years ago." Lao Wang was slightly stunned when he heard this, and knelt on the ground to bow to Wang Xiaocui, and then said, "Ancestor! My ancestors have appeared, bless me to make a fortune, and it is best to win the lottery and make a windfall, and I will have endless money to spend in the future."

Liang Yifu sweated again when he heard this, but he glanced at Wang Xiaocui and found that something seemed wrong with her; I saw that Wang Xiaocui's steps were a little frivolous; Wang Xiaocui said: "Don't worship! I'm dizzy, hurry up! ”。 When Lao Wang heard this, he immediately stood up like a minion, leaned over to Wang Xiaocui's side and asked, "Ancestor, what's wrong with you?" It can't be that you are going to ascend to immortality, right? ”。

After Wang Xiaocui came to the edge of the bed and sat down, she asked with a puzzled expression: "It's strange, why do I get dizzy when you kid worship me?" Liang Yifu said with a smile: "Maybe you are really his ancestor, by the way, Lao Wang, what did your ancestors do?" Have you always been selling leaves? ”。

Lao Wang stood in place and thought for a moment before saying, "I don't know very well, I have to go back and ask." Liang Yifu turned his head to look at Wang Xiaocui and asked, "Eldest sister, which dynasty are you a ghost from?" ”。 Wang Xiaocui was very dissatisfied when she heard this: "What do you mean by this, the slave family was still alive at the time, the slave family was born in the first year of Ming Longwu, when Kangxi was in the second year, the opera troupe caught fire, and I was left in the troupe and was smoked to death... Slave family... The slave family...", she began to cry as she spoke.

When Lao Wang heard this, he asked with a puzzled face: "What is 'Ming Longwu'?" ”。 Liang Yifu looked at Lao Wang with disdain and said, "Oh, there is a Robert who studies history in our dormitory, why haven't you made progress in this history?" It is the year of Longwu in the Ming Dynasty, and your ancestors are crying, so don't hurry up and be stable."

When Lao Wang heard this, he hurriedly came to Wang Xiaocui's side and comforted: "Ancestor, don't cry or cry, it's all hundreds of years ago, it's all floating clouds, you just remember to bless me in the future." Wang Xiaocui stretched out his hand and slapped Lao Wang to the ground, and scolded with a crying voice: "Ancestor, your uncle, you have been called old by you, but I am not married yet."

Lao Wang sat up from the ground and said with a smile: "Yes, what are you afraid of, ancestor, won't I just send Lao Qin to you as a husband?" Wang Xiaocui ignored Lao Wang and cried to herself. Liang Yifu looked at Wang Xiaocui and asked, "Then did you have any other brothers and sisters at that time?" ”。 When Wang Xiaocui heard this, she stopped crying, looked at Lao Wang, looked at Liang Yifu and said, "I still have two brothers." Then she looked at Lao Wang again, and said with an incredulous face: "No, you fat man shouldn't be the descendant of one of my two elder brothers, if it's true, then it's really a shame to the ancestors."

When Lao Wang heard this, he said with an embarrassed face: ", why am I ashamed of my ancestors?" ”。 Wang Xiaocui looked at him and said with a look of disgust: "Look at your figure, this fat head and fat brain, don't tell people that I am related to you when you go out." Lao Wang was even more depressed when he heard this, and hurriedly argued with Wang Xiaocui.

Liang Yifu ignored them and called Qin Ide, who was still sleeping, to wake up and find that he was not wearing clothes, his face was clouded, Liang Yifu said with a smile: "You kid is really thunderous, it's not so hot this day, as for sleeping naked?" ”。 Qin Ide put on his clothes, then looked at Lao Wang and asked, "What are he and Wang Xiaocui arguing about?" ”。

Liang Yifu said with a smile: "That Wang Xiaocui may be Lao Wang's ancestral aunt, when he worshiped her just now, that Wang Xiaocui was dizzy." Qin Ed frowned slightly, thinking to himself what the hell was going on? If Wang Xiaocui is really the ancestor of Lao Wang, then I am not equivalent to being given 'what' by Lao Wang's ancestor? Oh my God!

Whether Wang Xiaocui is the ancestor of the old king, it should be whether Wang Xiaocui's two brothers are the ancestors of the old king This remains to be answered by Lu Qingfeng, but recently Lu Qingfeng has been so busy that he is about to lose his breath, due to the monster incident in the world, this has nothing to do with the underworld, but recently there are a few strange shapes that do not look like monsters and the souls of wild immortals have come to the underworld, but they are all like idiots, like people who can't speak, and their IQs are so low that they are no different from animals, so that the underworld doesn't know whether to treat them as humans or animals, Later, he heard the news of the Holy Monarch and rushed to tell him about the monster incident in the world, and then judged that the soul of this non-human and non-beast was just the soul of an ordinary animal, so he calmed a headache in the underworld.

Lu Qingfeng's second headache is that after the old renovation of the underworld, there are many more entertainment facilities in the world, which is a good thing for the ghosts who live in the 'Fengdu City' and wait for reincarnation, you can play boring waiting time, you must know that a ghost goes down to the underworld after being judged, it needs to wait 54 years to enter reincarnation, that is, 18 years in the world, so this is a very boring thing for ghosts who don't need to eat and drink. But he cried Lu Qingfeng, as soon as he arrived on his day off, he was coerced by Zhao Yunyun to take a few little ghosts in the underworld to go to the amusement park to play, according to Zhao Yunyun's words, he just wanted to enjoy the feeling of being a parent.

Lu Qingfeng is really the most unlucky 'Bai Impermanence Envoy' in the underworld for thousands of years, he was bullied by his daughter-in-law, and he was called to help with the coolies by the warlock with the Taoist name of 'Liangguang Ghost Sorrow', and he was also assigned by Yan Jun to secretly help the 'person who should be robbed' to retrieve the 'Yue Ling Mirror'; all the troubles and headaches have fallen on him, do you think he doesn't feel unlucky.

Back to the world, back to Qin Aide's side, after the old king recognized his ancestors in the morning, and now it's after lunch, today Qin Aide was criticized by Cai Dongxing as always, and asked him to increase the amount of painting every day, others paint three paintings a day, he wants to paint six, why is this happening, because Qin Aide is not a full-body painting today, but a partial close-up of the character, which makes Cai Dongxing not annoyed.

After lunch, Qin Aide asked Liang Yifu, Lao Wang and Sun Xiaotong to be models for him, and asked him to draw some normal things to take to the errand, at this time, Sun Xiaotong sat on the chair and said: "I said female pervert, what did you do with Liu Qingqing last night?" ”。

Wang Xiaocui stood under the black umbrella, looking at Qin Aide's painting, and said, "This thing is strange... She went all the way to negotiate with another ghost."

It turned out that Liu Qingqing left suddenly last night, and Wang Xiaocui followed and wanted to intercede with Qin Ide, asking Liu Qingqing not to kill them, just kill Qin Ide alone, so that they can be a ghost couple. This made Liu Qingqing almost fall down when she heard her words during the flight, Liu Qingqing got along with Wang Xiaocui recently, and knew her strange way of thinking, and she didn't get angry with her, only sighed that this female ghost was so affectionate.

Wang Xiaocui followed Liu Qingqing all the way to the northwest with a dead face, and came to the boundary of Shanxi, Liu Qingqing came to a residential building with a lot of words written on it, and found a black-faced male ghost, Wang Xiaocui said that this ghost is called 'Qian Sunliang', and Liu Qingqing forced him to hand it over. Soul seed', but that Qian Sun Liang refused, and released a lot of monsters to deal with Liu Qingqing, when she saw so many monsters, she was suddenly frightened, thinking how could there be such a disgusting creature in this world, so she hid far away, and then watched Liu Qingqing and a ghost fight a group of demons, saying that Liu Qingqing is also powerful enough, and killed all those monsters in less than fifty rounds. Then Liu Qingqing negotiated with Qian Sunliang, and I don't know what they said, and in the end, Liu Qingqing still didn't get the 'soul seed', so he rushed back with her.

On the way back, she asked Liu Qingqing why she came here to find Qian Sunliang, and Liu Qingqing said the reason, mainly because last night when Wang Xiaocui used the illusion to take the three of them to escape for the first time, during that time, Liu Qingqing found Xiao Mozi and knew that Qin Aide held the one hundred and fourteen in his hand. The soul seed was stolen by Qian Sunliang, Xiao Mozi secretly followed Qian Sunliang, and made a deal with him The next day, Xiao Mozi could calculate Qin Ed and them, so after Liu Qingqing returned to the woods, she would be so generous to let Qin Ed and them go.

"That's the way it is, that little Mozi is really cunning enough, fortunately, the slave family's dear was not hurt by him, otherwise the slave family would definitely be looking for him desperately" Wang Xiaocui said while touching his dear's chest.

Qin Ide said very depressedly: "Didn't you say that it would be good to let Liu Qingqing kill me alone, why are you afraid that I will die." Wang Xiaocui hurriedly said coquettishly: "Well~ The slave family doesn't want you to be injured, and I want you to be a ghost with the slave family when you die~ It's so contradictory, what do you let the slave family do, let the slave family bump into the deer in their hearts, you have to pay."

When Sun Xiaotong heard this, she saw Wang Xiaocui rubbing oil on Qin Ide like this, which made her become nameless again, stood up and scolded: "You female pervert, when I don't exist, right, see how I clean you up!" ”。 After speaking, Sun Xiaotong walked towards Wang Xiaocui, Wang Xiaocui did not show weakness when he saw this, and immediately made a fantasy and took Sun Xiaotong to the stage to fight.

The three of them have become numb to the petty fights between Wang Xiaocui and Sun Xiaotong, Liang Yifu is mainly afraid of being injured by mistake, and Qin Ed is at a loss, and Lao Wang didn't know about it at first, but now he knows it, it's not easy to care, one is his classmate and the other is suspected to be his ancestor, it stands to reason that he should help his ancestors, but he is still working as a model for Qin Ide, it's not easy to leave.

At this time, Lao Wang, who was acting as a model, asked Liang Yifu, who was acting as a model: "Lao Liang, what did my ancestor say?" Why is Sun Xiaotong so angry? ”。 Liang Yifu scolded with a smile: "Alas~ women, they are all jealous." When Lao Wang heard this, he immediately showed a lewd smile and said, "That's right, that's right, Lao Qin, this guy just doesn't like women, but recruits female ghosts."

While drawing, Qin Ide scolded: "You dead old king, don't move." Lao Wang glanced at Qin Ide with a smile and asked, "By the way, is your kid interesting to Sun Xiaotong?" It's awkward, it's not good to delay people's youth."

When Qin Ide heard this, he thought for a moment and said: "To be honest, it's not that it's not uninteresting to her, it's just that it's very tiring to quarrel with her, and you don't know that I'm an amnesiac patient, if I was married before I lost my memory, or I have a girlfriend, and I'm with Sun Xiaotong, isn't it very difficult to deal with?" ”。

Liang Yifu and Lao Wang both nodded when they heard this, and Lao Wang said: "That's right, I really didn't expect this, but I don't think you can be married, look at how old you are, I estimate that you are about 22 years old, a little younger than Lao Liang, you look at Lao Liang's skin, this appearance, must be more familiar than you."

Liang Yifu scolded when he heard this: ", you dead old king, do you have such a damage to your brother, I will let your ancestors teach you a lesson!" I won't let you get rich". When Lao Wang heard this, he hurriedly begged for mercy.

Going out to sketch, and it is more than 10 days of sketching activities, is a very happy journey, but the days of relaxing and happy jokes are always fleeting, and gradually return to the boring college life; For Liang Yifu and Qin Aide, the two people who confessed to ghosts, this kind of life is not boring at all, because fighting with demons and monsters is actually a very dangerous thing, although the ghost's yin attack cannot cause substantial damage to people's physical bodies, but the yin attack should not be underestimated, you see He Shanbao This guy, who is only a few years older than Uncle Qin, is already full of gray hair, and walks slowly, and can no longer use his housekeeping skills, not because he didn't take yin attacks seriously when he was young, and didn't deal with them in time, As a result, the function of internal organs has deteriorated, and the injured muscles and joints hurt in winter, and sometimes it is worse than death.

Therefore, such a dull life is actually very happy for Qin Aide and them, but there are still troubles, that is, there is no work for two consecutive months, and it is now January 2015, and on New Year's Day, Liang Yifu borrowed 2,000 yuan from Qin Aide to hold a New Year's Eve party outside, mainly to make Wang Zhiyu happy. But in the next few days, they lived like bitter melons, but the saddest thing was that in this year's New Year, there was one less person in Jishantang, that is, Uncle Qin, and Qin Ed had never spent a festival with Uncle Qin, and there was inevitably a trace of regret in his heart.

In mid-January, the school began to be on holiday, Liang Yifu reluctantly went to the airport to see Wang Zhiyu, Wang Zhiyu asked Liang Yifu to go back to her hometown with her for the New Year, but Liang Yifu didn't want to go, he didn't want to leave his junior brother alone, so Wang Zhiyu didn't force him, she and her roommate in the same city got on the plane and went back to her hometown.

Sent Wang Zhiyu away, Lao Wang and Lao Wen also rushed back to their hometown by high-speed rail, and Liang Yifu and Qin Ed and Robert were left in the dormitory, Robert's family was only for the Spring Festival, and when he spent Christmas before, he took 2 weeks off to go back to Norway for the holiday. So he planned to go back to Pengcheng with Liang Yifu and them for a Chinese New Year, on January 21st, the three of them dragged their luggage to the airport, originally Hu Xianning wanted to take them to fly, but the weather was so cold, flying at high speed in the sky, the three of them mortals really couldn't stand it, at that time, Qin Ed tried it once, and after coming down, his whole body was wrapped in a whole frost, and Hu Xianning didn't have anything to do; After the two brothers discussed, they decided to fly back to Pengcheng, while Hu Xianning could take advantage of this winter vacation to continue to stay in Ludao City to find the reincarnation of his biological father.

Liang Yifu has not been in the sky since he was frightened by Lu Qingfeng's triple speed of sound and the scene of dodging fighters last time, but Robert said that the plane is actually not very safe, and it is safer if people can fly, which makes Liang Yifu very depressed, and he is afraid that Robert is a crow's mouth; The three of them came to the airport early in the morning, but an incident happened while they were at the airport, which caused them to be detained by the airport public security bureau again... (To be continued.) )