Guan Gu magical: "I'm really sorry to frighten everyone!" I'm so sorry! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian made a cheap expression: "Guan Gu, you let everyone ...... Fertilized???? ”

Wang Dian laughed, it seems that with these people, every day will not be boring, it is really too funny B, not only they tease B, but as long as people close to them seem to become funny, for example, the unpredictable scene just now, how can it appear in reality. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wang Dian's shop is open downstairs in the love apartment, the name is "Universal Welfare Store", there is a signboard on the left, selling all kinds of strange things in the world, the right side of this photo, it is difficult to have this store does not sell products, walk into it like a supermarket, bright and clean, right, one by one the goods are neatly arranged, each commodity is hung with a small hanging strip, which says the introduction of the product, Wan Yu sat at the front desk, Wang Dian pointed to a crystal ball that seems to be used for Western fortune telling: "This transparent crystal ball is the life display, Put your hand on it to see how long you can live according to the person's normal life, accidents and so on, and then this purple crystal ball is the life of the income from selling things, scan the items sold in front of it, and then ask the customer's hand to put it on it, and the life of the item will be automatically deducted, once it is sold, it will never be returned, as for the cash, you can directly record the account and put it on the counter. ”

Lin Wanyu smiled sweetly when she heard this: "This is quite simple, let me see how long I can live, wow, I can still live for 15,818 days, but this is a few years?" ”

Wang nodded and crooked: "Forty years!" ”

Lin Wanyu: "No! I'm only twenty-two years old this year, and I'm only sixty years old in my forties, how could I die so early? ”

Wang Dian looked at Lin Wanyu's body, as if he was scanning her with his eyes, so that Lin Wanyu shyly covered his chest with both hands: "What are you doing, Wang Dian!" ”

Wang nodded: "I think I know why you died so early!" ”

Lin Wanyu put down her hand and looked at Wang Dian with a look of surprise: "Why! ”

Wang Dian laughed: "Because you are too thin!" They are all thin like this, they will definitely be thinner when they get old, and thin people don't seem to live long! ”

Lin Wanyu said with a tangled face: "But if you get fat, it won't look good!" Hey, it's really embarrassing, so how can I live a long life without being ugly! ”

Wang Dian took out a blue crystal ball: "You can buy lifespan, the life of the purple crystal ball can be sold from the blue crystal ball, and the life span is only 10,000 small Chinese dollars a day, Tong Suo is not deceived!" What do you think! Do you want to come for decades! ”

Lin Wanyu's cute long mouth: "It's so expensive!" 10,000 a day, 100,000 in 10 days, 1,000,000 in 100 days, 3,650,000 a year! I can't afford it! ”

Wang nodded and spread his hands: "I can't help this!" ”

Lin Wanyu said with a cute look of flattering Wang Dian: "Brother Wang Dian, you are pitiful, poor people, recharge a few decades of life for others!" ”

Looking at Lin Wanyu's coquettish appearance, she was about to overturn Wang Dian, Wang Dian took a deep breath: "No, no matter how coquettish you are, I get these lifespans from others, if I give it to you for no reason, won't I go bankrupt!" ”

Lin Wanyu pouted cutely: "Stingy! ”

Sanjiang editor, has changed a girl, this girl also has dark circles under her eyes, obviously staying up late, smoking a tissue, wiping her nose: "How can Baguio die like this!" Author, you come out, I promise, promise, promise not to kill you!! ”

A month has passed in such a hurry, and the people in the love apartment have also adapted to this strange shop, the most popular commodity is still the fate coin of the one-day life zone, which is a coin printed with angels and demons, thrown into the air, if the last thing you see is an angel, then all the bad luck in the next twenty-four hours will turn into luck, on the contrary, if you see the devil, you'd better not go out today, all the luck in the next twenty hours has become bad luck, and Wang Dian's store has become an old customer since it was sold to buy life, Lu Ziqiao has become an old customer, The life expectancy is 1,000 yuan a day, and after calculation, now in a month, Lu Ziqiao alone has sold 15 days of life.

According to what Lu Ziqiao said, life, accidents, who knows, if I find out that I am sick after the dragon swings its tail that day, it will not be sooner or later to die, in this case, why should I save those few days, why not let myself get chic now!

And because Wang Dian lives downstairs from them, although they often meet every night, there are some things that they really don't know, such as what Lin Wanyu said now, Lin Wanyu smiled sweetly: "Wang Dian, you said that Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng are not funny, and they even suspect that Meijia and Guan Gu Magic have a leg, although Guan Gu Magic and Lu Ziqiao are compared, both of them are handsome guys, and Guan Gu Magic is much richer than Lu Ziqiao, but Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng can't suspect that Meijia is cheating, en!" Well, if I didn't know the truth, I also believe that Mika cheated! ”

Wang Dian spread his hands: "So! ”

Lin Wanyu: "Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng accidentally saw Meijia helping Guan Gu magically tidy up the room, and then they also said some foolish things, which made Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng mistakenly think that Meijia was cheating, and just Ziqiao was ready to chase a girl, and they were reciting the lyrics of Sun Yanzi, and they were some sad ones, so that Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng mistakenly thought that Ziqiao already knew the relationship between Guan Gu and Meijia, and had begun to give up on themselves. And when Yifei's aunt happened to have a neuropathy, she was in the same state as Ziqiao at that time, and kept copying some notes that others couldn't understand, and some Sinnoh words, so that Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng thought that Ziqiao was going to have a neuropathy, and took care of him meticulously for several days, and finally took him to see a psychiatrist, and the result was only two words, death, he was death, that is, pretending to be sick! Isn't it funny, you say!! ”

Wang Dian looked at Lin Wanyu with wide eyes in confusion, I don't think what you said is funny, I just think you can finish this passage so quickly in a minute in a row, I think it's funny, really: "Hehehehehe!" ”

Lin Wanyu smiled every day: "I knew it was funny, let's go to the bar together next night to laugh at them!" ”

Wang Dian looked at Lin Wanyu's cute and innocent smile, and felt that she was so beautiful, a little silly: "Good girl!" Wan Yu. (To be continued.) )