Or continue to talk about borrowing money. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info There was a famous saying in the 90s of the last century: if you love him, send him to New York, because it is paradise; If you hate him, send him to New York, because it's hell there (by the current Nobel standards, I think a few words can get a Nobel Prize). If you "spoof" this sentence and apply it to borrowing money, in fact, it can also be said like this: if you are friends with him, please lend him money, because he is a friend; If you want to lose this friend, lend him money because you will lose this friend.

There are many articles that have been written about the problem that borrowing money will turn friends against each other and kill each other. I lent the money to a friend, and in the end, because of the problem of repaying the money, everyone was very unhappy, and it is estimated that there is no shortage of such examples around everyone, and some of them may have happened to us, so I won't say more. Here, Mr. Zhu would like to share with you a recent major discovery: borrowing money is also a wonderful use, if you want to refuse someone, then borrow money from him!

It is said that I once had a female colleague who was born really beautiful and loved by everyone, even an old man like Mr. Zhu Zhi who is so old and so admirable, sometimes it is inevitable that he will have a bad stomach. The people who pursue her, if they line up, can line up from Minzu Avenue in Nanning City to Yongjiang Bridgehead. On Valentine's Day, there are so many flowers in our office that we look like a flower shop, and the fragrance lingers around the house, which is a wonder of the world.

Among the people who pursued her, there was a macho idiot, who turned out to be her classmate, who had been chasing her for n years, saying that he would die for her life and for him. The little girl was so chased that she almost went incontinent at the mention of the man's name. The little girl expressed her attitude towards the macho man through the relationships of all parties, but the macho man was "the Indian god with oil on the neck - hard neck (strength)", calling from time to time, like an American agent staring at the Libyan president, chasing after him.

The little girl had no choice but to consult Mr. Zhu Ji, a love expert and problem expert. I took the opportunity to let her treat her old friend powder, and after putting the blood several times, I said, a trivial matter. So, I taught her the right time: this and so and so and so and so "Is that okay?" The beauty seemed a little hesitant, she didn't expect such a big problem, whether this old man's method of splitting thousands of pounds would work. Mr. Zhu Zhi patted his chest and counted a few ribs, as if Ge Xiansheng was advertising and swearing poisonously, and said: Believe me, yes.

The next day, the man called the girl on time like a gossip clock, and the girl brewed the courage to babble for a long time, and said to the other party: I want to buy a house (the current house price is like a kite with a broken string). Now my family is in a bit difficult and I want to borrow some money from you. The other party asked: How much? The girl said: Don't have a lot, it's 510,000 in total, and I've borrowed 270,000, can you help me solve 240,000? There was a sudden silence on the other end of the phone! Where can a kid who has just come out of the rivers and lakes find 240,000? 24 pieces is about the same! The other party was silent for a long time, looked at it left and right, and said: I want to find a way, I will call you if there is news. The girl chased after her: When will you reply? I'm waiting for it, you're going to do me a favor!

That's not all, according to Mr. Zhu Ji's plan, only a few hours later, this chick took the initiative to call that guy again: How did you do with the things I entrusted you? The other party was embarrassed and incoherent, and he couldn't wait to find a piece of tofu and kill him. He didn't even say "bye-bye" and dropped the microphone. Later, I inquired with the girl, and this guy hadn't called for more than a year, and it was like the world had evaporated! The girl repeatedly praised Mr. Zhu for his high knowledge and ease of solving such a difficult problem, and later invited me to eat snails a few times to express her gratitude.

The key to using this trick is that the money borrowed must be far beyond his ability to bear, otherwise, for example, there is a beautiful woman who said that she would borrow 5 yuan from Mr. Zhu Zhi, and I will run to the door to earn her a favor. If you want to borrow a huge amount of 200 yuan from me, I will simply go to the Yongjiang River. Also pay attention to the problem: if you meet an infatuated young man, he will follow you to death, and in order to show his loyalty to you, he will steal or embezzle public funds (if there is a chance) to satisfy you, then you should be careful. If this kind of thing happens, it will be as if Mr. Zhu Zhu has not said it.

Also, it is said that there is a skill in lending money to someone else: you can first refuse his request to borrow money, you have 10,000 reasons to say that you don't have money, and you will make him despair, and then suddenly meet his needs and lend him money. Suppress it first and then raise it, so that he will be grateful to you. Regarding borrowing money, there is so much knowledge, it is really beyond Zhu Jun's imagination, not to mention it!